#It's the joke version of so bad it's good

[cripplecharacters]

Thank you so much for this blog. Can I take a moment to ask the rest of your followers to please stop using it to ask for *permission* to write whatever they're trying to write? On every ask that starts with "can I write XYZ?", I just wanna grab the asker by the shoulders and ask back "what do you think is going to happen if you do?"

Since there's no ableism police going around inspecting amateur creative projects, this is really a poorly worded version of "is this bad/ableist/problematic/gonna get me cancelled/punished?", with an undercurrent of "am I bad? Am I a bad person? Please reassure me that I'm not a bad person", which is a hell of a lot to drop on a handful of strangers online who can only ever give you a bit of information and their own biased personal opinions.

I swear I'm not trying to be a jerk about this. It's good that so many people want to depict disability in fiction beyond flat stereotypes. But it's incredibly hard to create *anything* with this level of anxiety and craving for approval. It's sooo much better to be driven by playful curiosity. Learn to love research! Don't underestimate your capacity for critical thinking! Dare to form your own opinions! The worst that can (and will) happen is that you'll be wrong and make mistakes. Big deal.

I also invite everyone to get further along in the writing process before running to consult here. Writing is rewriting, and it's easier to rewrite what's already on the page than toy with hypothetical ideas forever. Tumblr jokes a lot about the mere existence of bad pieces of writing being "a hate crime", but let's get real. Your accidentally ableist first draft is not an act of violence, and treating it that way is not disability advocacy or activism or helpful to anyone.

Sorry if this ended up too long or verbose. What do you mods think? Agree/disagree?

I can't speak for the other mods but I mostly agree TBH.

There's much more to writing disabled characters than just getting a "stamp of approval" that what you're doing "is OK". And it's not that it's bad to consult others to make sure you're not being ableist (it isn't), but a good disabled character can't just be a character that's Not Offensive.

They should be well researched, they should be interesting, and they shouldn't just be there to be "good disabled rep". They should be a character, not a diversity quota to fill.

I've addressed the whole "no one is actually going to Cancel You if you write something ableist" in one of my older posts about writing characters with facial differences because it's true. One billion movies and series and comics come out every year and a ton of them are ableist, and I promise you no one is getting "cancelled" over having a villain with a scar.

I stopped answering those "is it ok if my villain is deformed and scarred?!??" asks because they don't really add anything, they're usually not looking to change anything or learn anything, they just want a Cripple's Stamp of Approval. And that's not going to result in a good character, ever, it's just like showing a thumbs up to a writer that it's OK for them to write this offensive thing. What's the point? If you want to write it so bad, just do it... There is no Council of Disfigured People that will cancel you and take your house. You don't need my permission to write a generic evil disfigured guy and I'm not going to grant it. If you don't want to actually learn or change anything, there's no point in asking.

As I said, that's my opinion and not necessarily representative of the other mods on the blog.

mod Sasza

As to my opinion I largely agree. You (the general you, not you specifically asker, which is what I will mean in this whole ask when I say 'you') can write whatever you want and no one will send you a certified letter by mail that says you are Cancelled or a Bad Person or whatever.

We just want people to do research and put thought behind what they're writing. To think about why things are considered ableist, by us or by anyone else. And we want people to make disabled characters be characters and not just a Trope.

We as a mod team, but also as just regular people, can't or control what anyone does or doesn't write/draw/do. No one can. If you want to write something we hate, then do it. We won't stop you. We can't. We just won't like it, but if you're that committed to writing what you're writing, you can live with that, or at least you should. Someone's specific piece of art/writing/etc won't change our minds on what we've previously stated. No, not even yours. But you can do it if you really want to because that's how being an individual person works.

mod sparrow

[moonjellysfeast]

NSFW Alphabet - Arthur

A- aftercare

He doesn't believe he deserves aftercare but he thrives with it. He does sub drop pretty explicitly but not as bad as Hanna. He is competent and can clean and collect himself but he's so good he deserves to be taken care of. He isn't the best at giving aftercare but he will try his best and he's so cute trying to reciprocate your care.

B-body part

His favorite body parts of yours are tied between your eyes and your hands, he loves the feeling of your palms on him, he can spend hours just sitting running his fingers over your palms. He likes seeing hand marks on his body, bruises on his wrists and throat, red marks from where you hit him, he regularly asks Hanna to heal him less so he can still see your handprints on him. He also could stare at your eyes for days on end, the way he feels when your eyes land on him is better than anything he's felt before. If you cover him in handprints and then go over every mark with him, he'd cum untouched at least twice. His own favorite body part is probably his ass or his collar bone. He doesn't really like himself much but he knows his ass is a draw of his and he thinks his collar bone looks good, especially with your hands resting on it when you're between choking him.

C- cum

He ideally wants you to cum in his mouth, he doesn't care a lot but if he gets to choose, he's asking to have your cum in his mouth every time.

D-dirty secret

He doesn't want to admit it but he adores the filth of fucking in the barn, when you keep him there he stays very horny. He likes the feeling of being kept as entertainment for you and he feels more animalistic when he's chained up nude in a bed of soft wood shavings and grass, which he really enjoys.

E-experience

His only possible experience is in very bad circumstances, he's tried to sell his body and he may have been assaulted before so he genuinely doesn't know anything about healthy sex through lived experience. He is ecstatic to be in a relationship he consents to, though he doesn't really realize that's why he likes it so much.

F-favorite position

He favors doggy and mating press. When he is in doggy he doesn't try to hold himself up at all, even in the barn, he presses his face down into the floor to arch himself even further. He likes mating press because you watch him while you breed him, even if he won't take the opportunity to look at you.

G-goofy

He can be very goofy, though his only real humor is slapstick. He doesn't mind giggling at himself if he falls out of place or smacks into something, he can't tell jokes in or out of sex so he's as goofy as he can be and as much as you allow him.

H-hair

He's fuzzy all over, he doesn't have much chest hair but he has the cutest dark happy trail. He has thicker leg hair too, and almost no back hair. But he's definitely an otter, with how thin he is and his cute fuzz.

I-intimacy

He's scared to be intimate at first, but he likes intimate sex more than seems possible. If you set up a romantic night and be sweet to him during sex, he will unravel beautifully and might become a proper yandere. It's the only way to make him possessive of you.

J-jack off

He wouldn't dare experience pleasure without your approval. However, he will absentmindedly grind on the floor or on chairs if he's distracted by something and horny. 

K-kink

He has big breeding and animalistic kinks. It's why I made the monsterfucking fic, to him, sex should be him being in heat and getting bred by something stronger than him. He's also a major masochist, you bullying him and especially a monster or creature version of you scratching and biting him as you breed him? That's the sexiest idea he can think of.

L-location

He doesn't care about location, not because he has no shame but because he feels constant shame, the only time he isn't ashamed of himself is when he follows your orders. Tell him to strip and finger himself on the table in a restaurant and he will do it with almost no fight. He prefers doing it on the ground rather a=than on any furniture, though.

M-motivation

His quickest turn on is your smirk. That's it, his biggest 'motive' is you smirking

N-no

He doesn't actually have genuine limits, he'd be happy to let you fuck him no matter what. Make him fuck someone else, topping or bottoming, he'll gladly do it. He does enjoy bondage and topping someone the least out of most things.

O-oral

He prefers to give and he's damn good at it. He does have a gag reflex but all it ends up doing is making him cry faster.

P-pace

He prefers a slower pace but not by much, really he's more strongly inclined to roughness but even then, he's just happy to be used.

Q-quicky

Professional at quickies, he doesn't feel like he needs to cum during sex and he wants to be used, so he's more than ready to be bent over for a quick pounding no matter the situation.

R-risk

He doesn't inherently like risk but really it's more so that he doesn't focus on the risk factor during sex. He's more focused on cock and being a good toy for you.

S-stamina

Shocking stamina, maybe it's that he's used to the feeling of being beaten for hours, maybe it's because he's had to push through so much trauma, he can ride you all day and only genuinely need a few short naps.

T-toys

He doesn't actively use toys... Do torture devices count as toys? Either way, attach some to him and let him squirm for a while, it'll be entertaining.

U-unfair

He cannot tease intentionally, the closest he gets to teasing is not knowing how damn attractive he looks. Especially if you get him all dressed up and take him to a party, he's so pretty all dolled up trying not to fuck anything up and clinging to you.

V-volume

He is Loud. Screams and whines so so loudly, worlds most vocal man, you have to choke him to shut him up and even then he's still making pretty loud choking noises.

W-wild

I realized recently that Arthur is so self indulgent that his main love language is physical affection, he is the only one of my characters so obviously built to match my touch starved-ness. He is my ideal man, sad n pathetic and so so cuddly. He has also always been paired with Hanna and a cult follower. He is built to fall for cults. The most fun fact abt him in my mind is that he is loyal to the first thing that asks for his loyalty and the only way to take him from that is to convince him you care more about him. He can be in a happy healthy relationship and you can come along and directly say you wanna abuse him, if you convince him you love him more than his healthy partner, he will follow you without a second thought.

X-x-ray

He's pretty average, probably a little over 5.5 inches hard. His dick is pretty thin and flushes really easily, his tip goes bright red as soon as he's hard. He has a little mole on his pelvis like a beauty mark, it's super cute.

Y-yearning

He usually only gets horny for you when you beat him or taunt him. However, he should absolutely be trained until he's always horny and he constantly just sits waiting for you and softly grinding on whatever he's sitting on. 

Z-zzz

He passes out immediately if not during sex, if you do multiple rounds you better enjoy somno cuz he's not staying awake the whole time. Unless you demand he stay up, he can but it takes a toll eventually.

[mewnewew]

ahhh another idea, shanks x reader(wife?)

Reader could be a swordwoman(if that’s what they call it?)

Reader got badly injured, shanks gets worried so does the crew

mb we get to see more gentle version of shanks(?) and the crew as well

AHH, HELLO HOPE YOU LIKED THIS AHHH

Shanks x fem!Reader

As the crew fought back against Marines and this time an Admiral too, the final strike was done by you, not before you stepped in front of Beckmann, parrying the blast. However as you used your haki to block, the brunt of it broke your forearm and you groaned in pain, gritting your teeth as you ran forwards, ignoring the pain before you unleashed a powerful move towards the admiral decimating the ship. You immediately got to your knees, your hip having taken some burns as well, jamming your sword into the ship’s wood to stabalise yourself As the crew started cheering, Shanks started running to you, his brow furrowing as he held you close.

"Goofball, hurt bad aintcha?”

You grinned, sword still held tight in your good arm “Still stopped that attack didn’t I?”

He helped you up, smiling as he chastised you so you knew it was half heartedly. “Take care of yerself sweetheart. Whaddya gonna do if I ain’t there huh?”

You leaned on him, sword now sheathed and your good arm now swung around his neck. “I’ll get by, ya know that” you gave him a deadpan look.

Laughing as he made his way to Hongo’s clinic, he shook his head. “Course ya will sweetheart. Never doubted ya”

An hour later, you were in your shared cabin, arm bandaged with a splint and hip treated with some salve. Turns out two of your ribs had also cracked in the fray. Beckmann had also just left, thanking you and promising to buy the next few rounds for you the next time they were at a bar.

Shanks tutted at you, as soon as Hongo left, now sitting next to you as you sat up on the bed. “See? Told ya”

You rolled your eyes, and made a grabby hand towards your book towards the shelves on the other side of Shanks. “Yeah, yeah. Can I-?”

Handing it to you, he rested his face on your thigh sighing through his nose “Almost scared the hell outta me sweetheart”

Patting his soft hair with your injured arm lightly, you turned the pages of your book “I know, promise I ain’t gonna do it again, my little drunkard. Now do me a favour and read my book aloud for me will ya?”

You meant it as a joke. You could read your book quite easily, actually. However, the man shot up and grabbed the book reading it aloud. Hell, he even did voices.

“Oh, don’t hurt me sir! I’m just a poor woman just visiting!” He cried in a falsetto voice, ridiculously accurate.

“Shanks-“ you tried, hand over your face as you were shaking from laughter. “Shanks, please stop-“

“Hmm?”

“How are you so good at this?”

He blinked, before putting the book down and leaning towards your face. “We took care of Luffy for a while remember? I’d tell him a lot of stories too.”

As he got close to your lips he grinned “Made me learn how to do a lot of voices for the kid” he gave you a quick but soft kiss, looking into your eyes as if you were the most gorgeous, and fascinating thing he’d ever seen in his life.

You cupped his cheek, smiling as you gave him a tender kiss on his forehead “Make a voice like Beckmann and I’ll call you the master of voices”

“Deal!”

🍶

Even the crew helped out when they could. They would bully Shanks into taking breaks when he could. They’d take turns watching over you, entertaining you or sharing gossip. You had even mediated an argument whilst in bed.

Your favourite to talk to was Lucky Roo, who ended up having the most amount of gossip about pirates all over the place. Whaaat? Sanji from the Strawhat Pirates was Judge Vinsmoke’s estranged son? Whaaat? The head of the Galley La had a child as his secretary??

Everyone was worried, but they did their best to not let you know. Hongo even admitted to you that without you up on deck, things were quieter on deck and Shanks was a little sullen these days.

You had woken up more than once to a crew mate fast asleep on the chair next to you, snoring. When it came to the food though? Their usual cook ended up plating the food with such design and nutrient rich food you had to double check that it was by them only.

🍶🍶

The most surprising thing after you got hurt was that Shanks was now there, not his usual clingy self, but a more gentle clingy self. He was there constantly. You could be snoring and he was there, head on your torso and fast asleep. You could be eating and he would be there, cutting your meat and letting you eat as he ate in tandem.

At some point, when your wounds gave you a fever, he sat, wiping your forehead and pressing kisses to your hand, whispering of better times and how much he truly loved you. He’d sleep only when you were truly asleep and not in a half sleep state and wake before you did.

“You’re worried aren’t you?” You had asked him, the back of your hand caressing the fat of his cheek watching as he leaned into it, eyes opening slightly to stare into yours with a reverence only described in some holy books.

“Of you? Darling please.” And there it was, that Cheshire grin of his, sounding like everything was as it usually was.

“You ass, I’m asking for me” you answered, sounding annoyed but the smile on your face told another story.

“Of course, darling.”

🍶🍶🍶

You’d wake sometimes, having to shift to allow blood flow back into your limb or two after you’d get pins and needles in it and saw him also asleep. He looked not his usual self but slightly exhausted as well and your heart both swelled and broke making you lean over to press a kiss to his eyelids and leave a hand in his hair, lightly scratching it so that he’d smile and mumble some words before settling again.

When you needed baths, he’d lock the doors, grab a bucket and two towels, wetting one to wash you down and help you strip. He’d press kisses to your chest and wash you down. After he was done? He’d eat you out purely for “helping the blood flow more quicker” he claimed as your good arm clutched his hair for purchase, almost pushing his face further into your cunt. Afterwards he’d kiss you on your cheeks, promising that you could reward him later thanks.

🍶🍶🍶🍶

The day you were almost completely healed, (“but not” Hongo cautioned you “ready for fighting just yet”) you pulled Shanks into the bed, sitting on the floor, healed arm and good arm already tugging his pants down to his knees with an almost perfect copy of his grin showing back up at him.

“He didn’t say no fucking after all. Plus�� gotta thank ya for all your service don’t I?”

And all Shanks could do was laugh his usual uproarious laugh before letting out a loud moan loud enough that made Hongo groan in frustration and Beckmann to sigh up on deck.

[hi-im-pluton]

Nice, this looks fun. Thanks @brain-rot-tmnt

Favourite character and why: Leo, i really like how is character is constructed. And i'm so him, I identify a lot with several aspects of his character and in fact he helped me understand some things about myself haha.

Character i find is attractive: April O'neil, she's just... Amazing i love her (also Draxum, but that's more of a hear me out)

Least favourite character: hard one, but i think i will also say Todd. Actually i found he's character very likeable until after Karay's dead, when everyone was fucking desperate and he just offered lemonade super happy... Idk, i just stopped liking him. I know it was a joke but it makes me feel like he just doesn't care about nothing. It would have been much better if I had given them optimistic support, validating what they were feeling but trusting that they could handle it and giving them confidence.

Favourite villain: the kraang and big mama. The way kraang is just an unstoppable force is amazing. I'm not sure if Bm count like a villain but i love the way that she's not one hundred good or bad. I like that she's powerful but unreliable.

Least favourite villain: I'm going to say the crab dudes because I just forgot they existed. They didn't add much, and in the episodes they appeared, there were other, more interesting things to look at.

Favourite duo: Draxum and Splinter because the vibes they give off as a divorced couple are many and very funny. And a special mention to Casey Jr and future Leo, we didn't see much of them but I still find them super interesting, also the way in which the image of their teacher would continue to affect Casey in the present. Because, to be honest, u don't think that Leo managed to be a good dad and he fucked up a lot, and i love that so much and i have so many ideas that i could keep talking about it for centuries.

Favourite ship: Raph and Cass, it's just, raph like crazy girls, Cass like big soft guys.

2 reasons why i like ROTTMNT: To begin with, it was the series that opened the door for me to the entire Ninja Turtles franchise, so it will always hold a special place in my heart. And also, I think the way the characters relate to each other is one of the best in the franchise, the style is beautiful, all the turtles feel realistic and compared to the other versions it's a refreshing change, I really hope that in other versions they also play with the role changes and how the characters would change if they were the leader.

@doslimones

Calling all ROTTMNT fans

Hi i'm new and I've been seeing these on Tumblr, so I thought to do one :) Btw tag your Rottmnt friends to do this to!

Favorite Character and 1 reason why: (Mine is Donnie because he's funny XD)

Least Favorite Character and 1 reason why: (Mine is the Leader of the Kraang bc of what he did to Leo..)

A character you think is attractive(Can skip if you don't have one): (Mine is DONNIE >:))

Favorite Villain: (Mine is Kendra, or Big Mama)

Least Favorite Villain: (Mine is same as my least fav character)

Favorite Duo: (Mine is DISASTER TWINS)

Favorite Ship: (None tbh)

2 reasons why you like Rottmnt :3: (Mine is because it's a genuinely funny show, the humor in it is great, and the characters are so well done.)

Your tags: (Mine: @donniecrazy20, @geese-ball, @mycomars, @tonystarkwasrobbed, @ihateitallsomerandomguy, @yourlocalmia, @sockkllyy, @strawberryswirl4321)

[justletmeon12]

I hate puns, but I love when a dramatic story element leads straight into a terrible pun.

Therefore, the red herring bit got me to laugh.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

OUGH call me Big Shane Silva the way that episode had me falling over and torn into pieces fuuuuuuuuuck oh the Trudy and Francis heart-to-heart... The group hug... The gunkata... The middle-aged witch yuri... The hole in the stars... MAN.

[ganondoodle]

Sorry ab the shitty English translations/localizations, it's bc they think that Americans won't get it otherwise (bc when we act stupid, we act REALLY stupid), our bad 💀

[stairset]

I think the portrayal of Spider-Man 2099 in Across the Spider-Verse is in-character in that aside from like Shattered Dimensions he's always been portrayed as a bit of an asshole who slips into anti-hero territory at times and generally has a "needs of the many over the needs of the few" mindset and given his specific circumstances in the movie it's not unreasonable to think he could take the actions he does. However it does kinda suck that since like 99% of moviegoers had no idea who he was before the movie came out their first impression of him is when he's in an antagonistic role and people think "antagonist" and "villain" are synonyms so now I'm gonna have to listen to people who've never read a comic saying he's a villain or isn't a real Spider-Man for the rest of time or at least until he inevitably changes his mind in the third one.

[whoblewboobear]

Started Kevin can F himself and so far every episode it’s me going “oh Annie Murphy pls kill your husband 😣” I hate that man fr.

Also she’s so good bc I’ve only seen her on Schitt’s creek as Alexis (my beloved) and her character here is 💖 I just wanna hug her so bad. The amount of women I know trapped in marriages to a Kevin is a little too real and it makes me so angry on their behalf. I could punch something

[ducktollers]

every time i see someone online say they want mary jane watson in spiderman 4 even though michelle jones watson already exists i get so mad that i cook enough of my neurons to lose a year off my life

[thequibblah]

i think what i love most about come together is that you make it feel like they are actually living in War Times. the pixie scribes are some of my favorite world building of yours, it feels like such a scary and evasive and Vivid concept, but other things like WOMBAT and such also make the list. what makes you think of all the Evil Ministry doings?

well. im glad you like that part of the fic… certainly real life doesn’t inspire it…

[whispering-kavka]

some movies just have to be watched with your native language's dubbing. it just hits different

[waywardsalt]

mmmgh

[torgawl]

everyone here was soooo excited because a national channel was going to bring back this iconic tv series, directed specifically to the youth, from our childhood and adolescence that we are so nostalgic about after 11 years for them to disappoint us all with the trailer because it looks like elite 2.0

[blorbosexterminator]

"In the day time, I'm Andres, just a normal guy with a normal life, but there's something there is something that nobody knows, that I have a secret"

"It's Berlin-"

Perfect, anon! As long as we're watching Disney anyway.

[cielospeaks]

actually idk. waiting to see for 100 percent sure but probably fuck this game and its lack of understanding of basic fucking concepts.

man i hate how f e handles the annas sometimes. like yea its a running joke ha ha they all are sisters named anna who are related thats fine enough or it would be if the h eroes version wasnt such a colossal dipshit tool, or how like. the 13/14/ect versions can literally be married to someone. like theres a difference in seeing someone and being like “oh thats so and so’s spouse” and “thats the npc who helps me sometimes”. and like yea maybe for a lot of people its not a big deal but theyre still different people. honestly. props to 17 for making their anna really distinguishable as in a lil bean, or even 16 having theirs have a different hair length and color. like now i should be excited/happy/hyped abt anna getting a cute variant but now after looking at the shitty ass meet the heroes thing i feel like its just going to be npc anna even tho that makes no sense as the theme is clearly supposed to be the robinsexuals, but itll be that bc this fucking games writers have no idea how to do literally fucking anything