#It's mint choc BTW

[stinger-shot]

My fat ass eating a whole tub of ice cream ment to be shared between other people but instead I eat it with a small ass table spoon while I'm also freezing cold.

[p1nkc4lyps0]

you tumblarinas seem to enjoy when i draw the autism creature [ie my second most liked post] so heres a couple doodles i found while archiving of some tisms, including a batch [haha] of sweet treats inspired creatures from november/december 2022

[jason-wuz-here]

wot icecream do u want btw?

-🪐

mint choc chip :]

[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

SWIFTIE HIII HOW ARE U did I tell u I finally tried mint chocolate chip after 4 years😭 I did btw it was great

OMG GHOSTIE HIIIII I MISSED YOU <333 I’m surviving lol. there’s the Horrors but also! little fictional guys <3

oooooooh NICE!!! I love mint choc chip hehehe

[beepbeepdespair]

hi y'all!! felt like posting a couple pics from my trip to the seaside today <3 hoping the cut doesn't fuck the formatting up like it did last time lmao

had some real difficulty parking, no spaces anywhere but i guess that's to be expected on easter sunday. happy easter btw! ^^ all the driving around made me feel a bit pukey bc motion sickness but i had a hot dog and was fine. talking of dogs, saw so many beautiful ones today <3 it was absolutely freezing but there was a nice bit of sun too. we then hit the arcades

one thing i'm SUPER guilty of with arcades, especially this game and the jurassic park one, is watching the trailers in awe bc they're so cool then being too scared to actually play them because i know how awful i would be at them lmao. someday...

this reminded me of the mario kart tournament i watched in a daze at my uni's nerdy event because i got 20 minutes of sleep and fell out of a hammock wondering where i was 💀💀 fun though

and then i, shock horror, actually played a game!! my dad wanted a go and if he was doing it i wanted to as well. if there's one thing i enjoy in life it's throwing things, so this was great. i knocked more down than my dad but his were higher value so ironically we got the same score

this is cruelty let her go :((((( and then we had some ice cream (i had mint choc chip bc i'm sexy) and a doughnut (with cinnamon)

genuinely no amount of money could get me to do this. the only way i'd do it would be to save the life of a loved one and i'd have to be heavily medicated or high lmao. me and heights do not mix (and yet i'm 6'1....)

i'm so sorry for the heather jumpscare. look at my lanky ass 💀💀💀💀💀 if you've ever thought i was hot i'm sorry but you're wrong lmao. but yeah i had a couple goes at ddr, i love it but i'm so so shit at it- my dad is censored bc i do NOT want him on my account

so yeah a pretty good day ^^ and i have leftover kebab for dinner so it gets better

[scoobyganggifs]

✮ mod uses he/they + is 18!!!

✮ sources included in the captionsss

✮ all gifs are my own!!! u can use them if u want

˗ˏˋTAGGINGˎˊ˗

whole gang: #scooby gang

characters individually tagged when its not all of em w their first names

duos tagged w my own goofy little duo names :]

shaggy + scooby: #grover duo

velma + scooby: #chosen duo

daphne + scooby: #gingerbread duo

fred + scooby: #six degrees duo

shaggy + velma: #citrus duo

shaggy + daphne: #tredecim duo

shaggy + fred: #breezy duo

velma + daphne: #sunset duo

velma + fred: #horizon duo

daphne + fred: #shining armour duo

bonuses:

scooby + scrappy: #double choc chip duo

shaggy + scrappy: #mint choc chip duo

daphne + scrappy: #blueberry choc chip duo

13 ghosts gang: #tredecim fam

BTW:

those who hold issue with the gang being depicted as poc or lgbtq+ will be blocked

those who make any sexual content of the franchise will be blocked

“proshippers” will be blocked

terfs will be blocked

harry potter fans will be blocked

[lovelykhaleesiii]

This is so important, do you think modern Aegon would prefer chocolate ice cream over vanilla or strawberry???

oh definitely chocolate (like those triple choc/fudge varieties) vanilla close second (but he’d have it with another flavour).

just a fyi I think modern!Aemond would like mint + choc (WHICH IS DELICIOUS) BTW!!!!

[14dayswithyou]

renren looks like he enjoys strawberry ice cream and for that— i simply can’t date him 😞

✦゜ANSWERED: He's worse... he's a mint choc chip enjoyer :/

[fireandspiceland]

Based on this post by @modernday-jay. Someone had to make Alfred’s dream of fucking a cat boy come true, right?

-> pet play, Allen’s outfit is Alfred's streamer merch shirt from the drawing + a set of cat ears and a tail with a plug (x), there’s absolutely no plot happening here lmao, this is pretty fluffy I only added little bit of a size kink, and something you could count as feminisation I guess? enjoy!

“This is what you wanted, right?“ Allen carefully lifted Alfred’s chin up with one hand, prying his boyfriend’s eyes away from the oversized t-shirt that barely kept him decent. The fluffy cat ears crowning his head were a little darker than his hair colour, the matching tail tickling his thighs a melange of darker and lighter fur, making it look like it could be an actual part of his body.

Alfred’s hands had both been resting on Allen’s hips while he had tried to comprehend what a lucky person he was, but now one hand slowly sneaked down to play with the hem of Allen’s t-shirt. Oh. Alfred’s breath hitched when he noticed the lack of underwear beneath his merchandise shirt that Allen wore.

“Babe..”

“Hmm?”

Allen swayed his hips playfully and captured Alfred’s lips in a sweet kiss that ended way too soon for Alfred’s liking. He pulled Allen closer and tilted his head slightly, but before he had the chance to steal another kiss, Allen pushed him onto the bed. Alfred didn’t resist at all, he rather welcomed it when Allen crawled on top of him.

“I’m your little kitty tonight, Alfred.”

“God. Allen.. you’re perfect.”

Alfred squeezed Allen’s ass for emphasis, making the boy on top of him gasp when the plug inside him shifted. Slowly, Allen leant down, closing in on Alfred who watched him with hooded eyes, expecting to feel his boyfriend’s soft lips on his again at any moment.

“I’m your cat boy..”

Allen quickly changed his target and instead of a kiss onto his lips, Alfred got little licks on his cheek and Allen pawing at the strings of his hoodie.

“..play with me!”

The sound of Allen’s giggles were overshadowed by a playful groan from Alfred, who quickly pulled Allen closer and rolled them over. As soon as their positions were reversed and Alfred hovering above Allen with one knee spreading his legs, Allen shot Alfred a challenging look. He gave the strings of his hoodie another lazy swat before using them to pull Alfred closer.

"Babe this is-"

"Everything you dreamed of? I know, now play with me."

Alfred gasped when he felt Allen's skilled fingers palming him through his boxers and praised the lord he had been too lazy to put on sweatpants when only his upper half was visible during his streams. He finally had the opportunity to steal the kiss he had been longing for since their lips had parted and immediately took it. Earlier it had been merely a quick brush of their lips, but this time he made sure that it was a lot more than that.

Allen shared Alfred's desire for more, sucking on Alfred's bottom lip and coaxing him into parting them. The light pressure of Alfred's thigh between his legs increased as they deepened their kiss and Allen arched his back, causing his t-shirt to ride up his stomach. The friction of Alfred's bare thigh rubbing against his dick drew a moan from Allen. He quickly slipped his hand beneath the waistband of Alfred's boxers and swallowed the little noise of surprise he made.

"This is so hot. The ears... and tail... and my shirt...," Alfred panted between the open mouthed kisses he placed from Allen's cheek down his neck, "Please tell me you're... you're-"

"Wet and ready for you?" The next words were replaced by little whines as Alfred nipped and bit at Allen's neck, leaving dark marks on his sun kissed skin. "Yes..." Allen managed to speak in a strained voice, "'course I am..."

The prospect of having Allen beneath him, before him, on top of him... no just having Allen with wearing his merch and with the cutest cat ears, little bells jinging with every bounce or thrust..."Fuck..." Alfred bucked his hips into Allen's hand that had a tight grip around the base of his cock.

Allen closed his eyes, focusing on the waves of pleasure jolting through his body from Alfred nibbling his throat and stroking Alfred to full hardness. "Fuck, indeed." Allen’s own arousal grew with Alfred’s erection, the sensation of how big Alfred felt in his hand being something he would never get tired of. Every thrust into his hand only made Allen's craving for the plug inside him to be replaced by his boyfriend's cock increase and he turned his head to trick Alfred into another deep kiss.

"Alfred, please..." Allen ceased the strokes and instead used both his hands to pull down Alfred's boxers in a swift movement. Alfred’s eyes fluttered open as he reluctantly pulled away to get rid of his boxers as well as the hoodie and the t-shirt underneath.

When Allen sat up to take off his shirt as well Alfred grabbed his hands to push him back onto the bed instead, the little bells on the cat ears jingling as his head hit the pillow. “Leave it on, okay?” Allen would have quipped something back, but only shivered at how velvety and deep Alfred’s voice sounded. It was almost a growl.

Before Allen could nod his head, Alfred suddenly took a hold of both his legs and bent them back so Allen’s knees were nearly at level with his head. Maybe on a different day he would have complained, but the way Alfred mustered him, from the fluffy ears crowning his head to the crumpled shirt that had ridden up enough to hardly cover anything anymore, and the little trail of hair leading the way down from Allen’s belly button to his lower stomach where his hard-on was waiting to get some attention.

But the final thing that Alfred couldn’t pull his gaze from was the long, soft cat tail splayed out on the mattress between Allen’s legs and ending in a bright pink butt plug that he was now lightly pressing a little deeper into Allen, making him squirm and moan as he grasped the sheets.

Alfred chuckled and tugged at the plug just to push it back in again. “Does it feel that good?”

Allen tried to buck into the little thrusts his boyfriend gave him with the plug, but Alfred never let him get it in as deep as before. “Not as good as your dick, big boy.” His tone was more desperate than he had wished, but at this point Allen just hoped Alfred would finally fuck him.

“But the tail looks so cute on you,” Alfred gushed, “and you’re my poor little meow-meow!”

Allen let out a frustrated sigh and reached out to grab one Alfred’s wrist, giving him a stern look. “Alfred, I love you, but this ‘little meow-meow’ is going to bite you of you keep teasing.”

Alfred’s cheeks turned red as he muttered an apology and tugged at the plug again, his time slowly pulling it out completely. He watched Allen clench around nothing when it was removed, some lub from putting it in was oozing out of his hole. “Wow, you weren’t lying when you said you’re wet.”

“Alfred..” Allen rolled his eyes with a smile on his lips and pulled Alfred down into another breathtaking kiss. “Please.. Shut up and fuck me.”

Alfred shot him a billion dollar smile as he lined himself up, but couldn’t bite back a witty comment as he finally eased his cock into Allen.

“Anything for my sweet kitty!”

[americanphysco]

🍨💏

heyy helena. you're a mint chocolate chip milkshake to me. the kind that's natural and like barrrrrely dyed, so it's like a very pale shade of green. it probably has a mint leaf on the top too, which is more for the aesthetics than anything else.

[demianism]

MTV Asia introducing Demian in their Instagram story!

[drawnbyraven]

My OC Belle! She’s a pudgy cow gal with skin/eartag palettes inspired by different flavours of milk. I love her so much you guys.

🐄 twitter 🐄 instagram 🐄 ko-fi 🐄

[newtonsheffield]

Anthony is going to get Kate all the falafel sandwiches when she’s pregnant with Miles

He can’t wait to be woken up at 2 am, first panicking then being like “thank god, thought you’d never ask!! Here you go with your midnight cravings! What else did you need? A long drive? A foot rub? Let’s talk all night cause I want to experience every bit of this.”

Poor bb Anthony has missed so much, he can’t wait to experience all of it, the good (kicks), the bad (being disturbed at midnight), and the ugly (Kate in the hospital… loved that plot btw)

Can’t wAit!

Sorry for the rant but this keeps getting better!

Okay but Anthony is going to be the absolute most when Kate is pregnant with Miles.

Imagine him waking up consistently at 3am and Kate’s not in bed next to him, and he immediately panics. Trying to calm himself because she wouldn’t have just left in the middle of the night would she?! She wouldn’t, she loves him, he knows that, he knows she does, so he pads down stairs (after checking that Edmund’s fast asleep) and finds Kate midway through a BLT humming happily, headphones in one ear.

“What are you doing?” Anthony can’t help but ask, his heart stuttering in his chest, as Kate rests her hand on the swell of her stomach, tapping her fingers happily.

“He likes bacon, wouldn’t leave me alone until he had it. He wants a hash brown as well, but we don’t have any, and I can’t remember where I put my car keys this afternoon, and you’re Mr Towncar so… no hash brown.” She hums sadly, barely looking up from the book she’s leafing through.

“Why didn’t you wake me?” He can’t help but feel a little hurt, that she’d been lying awake beside him from hours, alone until she finally just got up. His desire to protect her and their children burning in his chest.

“You work really hard, you need sleep. And I don’t want to bother you.” Kate kisses his cheek as he wraps his arms around her, his hand covering hers on her stomach, sighing a little.

“I want you to wake me up, anything you want, I’ll get for you. Anything she wants, you’ll get. If I can get it for you, it’s yours Kate, you just have to ask.”

Kate sighs, “It’s a boy Anthony. He’s just like Edmund was. Seems like we only make boys.”

“Well I’d offer to show you that’s not true but I don’t think I can get another one in there.”

Kate snorts, bringing their intertwined hands to her lips. “You’ll get number three, just let me actually push this one out first okay?”

And as much as Kate had joked, she’d obviously listened because she didn’t even roll her eyes when 25 packets of hash browns were delivered along with 5kg of Bacon the next day.

And slowly she starts to ask for things, mint choc chip ice cream, a special kind of biscuit you can only get at the Dutch bakery across the city, Mary’s samosas.

“What do you need Kate?!” He asks a little desperately when he feels the bed shift one night, 1am and both of them still wide awake.

“Nothing, I’m fine. I can do it.” Kate tries to brush him off but Anthony leaps forward to block her path, desperate to show how devoted he is to their family.

“Anthony, if you don’t move the memory of the night I peed myself on your Favourite rug to shag me on will be implanted in your brain forever.” Kate says dryly.

And Anthony decides that yes. Something’s are better off left alone. Well, he can at least wait for her outside the en-suite

[synthavision]

nurse hcs 4: oogie boogie

since i have no work this weekend and I ordered my new binder, im in the mood to celebrate and thats with NURSE. headcanons be in keep reading.

cute nurse pic by @ocerie btw 🥺

- owns a morris mini cooper. these cute lil cars.

- I DON'T KNOW WHETHER HE brought it with him to new mexico or not but they would die for that car. beep beep motherfuckers, get into the mini.

- swears a lot, though he tries not to

- likes wearing sweaters for casual clothes, even if it's hot out

- if he's sitting and not doing anything, xe usually just....falls asleep lmfao. just straight up night night time

- incomprehensible when they wake up. they don't know where they are. they don't know who they are and they are speaking in gibberish

- love dogs. would die for dogs. but also thinks birds and frogs be cute too.

- LOVES rollercoasters and rides, just gets anxious right before going on it. after that? loves it for the rest of the day.

- TRIES to have some fashion sense. loves patterns. its hard when anyone around you barely has any.

- sometimes gets worried about being attached to people. he thinks it causes more problems than anything. but like. he does want to as well.

- he occassionally helps with the health check ups. always hears some crazy shit.

- they stim! they sometimes rock in a chair, or get the human equivalent of zoomies whenever they are happy or excited about something. xe also smells their hands sometimes. no reason really.

- sometimes stutters or mispronounce words, even if he can spell them properly. he's also AWFUL at public speaking.

- favourite ice cream flavour is mint choc chip ice cream

- is easily impressed. finds almost anything cool.

- short sighted, can't see shit without their glasses.

- plays with his hair a lot

- likes soda, especially cream soda and coca-cola and pepsi. yes he goes ham for a ice cream float

- a bit of a hopeless romantic at times. they just love Love, they think it's sweet and watch films and read books on it. but they also have high expectations for it and don't tolerate any mistreatment.

- as i said before in another hc post (i think it was hcs 2?), they still don't really pursue love and take it seriously. just enjoys looking at it from a distance

- THOUGH if they ever do have a crush on someone, nothing really changes, except they think about that person more.

- but if someone has a crush on em, he gets really awkward lmfao, esp if he can sense it

- he has committed some kind of crime. not sure what. it's debatable whether he did it for a bad/malicious reason or not.

- has long nails under his gloves. best that he keeps it on or he will accidentally scratch people

THATS ALL I GOT FOR NOW

[princesstillyenna]

5, 10, and 16 for the asks?

this is for https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/princesstillyenna/693748961688813568 btw 5. favorite form of potato? Hash Browns. HANDS DOWN. Every time. They MAKE a full english.

10. on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice? It has been a REALLY long time since I got on a plane. But it would depend on the time of day I LEFT. Basically orange juice before lunch, apple juice after

16. thoughts on mint chocolate chip? mmmm it's tricky. Like, REALLY NICE REALLY WELL MADE mint choc chip is AMAZING and incredible, but really cheap stuff tastes like toothpaste and I can't get behind that. Bougie mint choc chip yes, budget mint choc chip, no. Honestly I don't think the risk is worth it, and so if there's a different flavour, I won't pick mint choc chip.

[joyseuphoria]

She hated how much she liked him now

Thank you sooo much for the prompt!!!

The “him” in the prompts are replaced with “her” since this is a fem!jily fic!!! I had too many ideas for this fic...maybe I’ll write some of the rest in the future, but here you go!

You can read it here or on ao3

THE CURLY SQUAD

(Tuesday 16:00)

Sirius Black: moony and the rest of you pay up

Marlene Mckinnon: why should we pay u?

Remus Lupin: u still owe me 20 btw so i dont think i will

Sirius Black: ofc ppl like u wouldnt know smh

jamie finally asked lily on a date

Peter Pettigrew: Wait what

Marlene McKinnon: afsjtksjdggehej

when 

how 

tell me everything 

Sirius Black: well little prongsie finally sucked up and asked ickle lilykins on date

voila 

Marlene McKinnon: give me the details black

or i s2g ill kick u out of the group 

Sirius Black: empty threats

if u really wanna know u can go ask em

(Marlene McKinnon has removed Sirius Black from the group chat)

Peter Pettigrew: Remind me to not ever cross paths with Marlene 

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THE CURLY SQUAD

(Tuesday 17:00)

Jamie Potter: good riddance 

thx marls 

Marlene McKinnon: got u covered hon

now spill 

Jamie Potter: i hv a date with lil on friday:)

Lily Evans: that she does;)

Marlene McKinnon: i demand details ppl

(Dorcas Meadows has removed Marlene McKinnon from the group chat)

Remus Lupin: wh did u do that for 

Dorcas Meadowes: She was being too nosy

I didn't like it

Jamie Potter:.........thx??

Dorcas Meadowes: Welcome sweetie

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THE CURLY SQUAD 

(Tuesday 17:34)

Mary Macdonald: wait what????!!!!!??!

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Wednesday 16:30)

Sirius Black: r v up for spying on them on fri?

Marlene Mckinnon: u kno it;)

Mary Macdonald: hell yeah

Peter Pettigrew: Yes! ofc

Remus Lupin: we should give them some privacy sirius

tho ik its a foreign concept to you

Dorcas Meadowes: Obviously

And of course I wanna spy on them

Remus Lupin: but still...yes

Sirius Black: ther is no privacy between  frnds

YAAY

Marlene Mckinnon: so v meet up at 4 outside the bistro next to three broomsticks 

Peter Pettigrew: Wait when’s their date and where?!??

Mary Macdonald: at 5 in 3 broomsticks pete cmon keep up

Remus Lupin: how did u know that?

Sirius Black: im her brother and both their best frnds its obvio that id be the first one to kno

Marlene Mckinnon: and im lilys best frnd too sirius 

Dorcas Meadows: You spied on them didnt you?

Sirius Black: v hv all the rights to spy on them

Mary Macdonald: wait i thought that i was lilys best frnd

Dorcas Meadowes: I can confidently say that it’s neither of you

I’m her best friend

Sirius Black: prove it

Marlene Mckinnon: yeah!

Dorcas Meadowes:  (sends an attachment)

Marlene Mckinnon: shit

Mary Macdonald: …...fair

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Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans 

(Thursday 19:45)

Jamie Potter: cant wait for our date tomorrow 

Lily Evans: ik u cant 

Jamie Potter: 

Lily Evans: <3

;)

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Private chat between Jamie Potter and Sirius Black 

(Thursday 19:48)

Jamie Potter: sirius sirius sirius 

lily just sent me a winky face emoticon!!!!

what do i do???!!!?!!!?!?!

(Message read at 19:49)

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Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans 

(Thursday 19:51)

Jamie Potter: :D

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Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans 

(Friday 16:30)

Jamie Potter: u ready?

Lily Evans: yes ! 

wher r u

Jamie Potter: cool

just reached ur door

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 16:30)

Sirius Black: where tf r u guys 

its only me and marlene here

Mary Macdonald: just outta class 

be there in 10

Remus Lupin: home

Peter Pettigrew: At the ice cream parlor for ice cream

Dorcas Meadows: Oh get me some too Pete?

Remus Lupin: me too pls pete

Mary Macdonald: oooh id like some too

mint chocolate chip for me pls

Peter Pettigrew: Sure thing! wh abt the rest of u??

Dorcas Meadowes : Strawberry! with a lot of strawberries as toppings!!!

Remus Lupin : devils choc ofc

Sirius Black : guys can v focus at the matter in hand??!!

also charcoal ice cream pls

just as black as my soul

Peter Pettigrew : ...k

U marls??

Marlene Mckinnon:..........vanilla. thx

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 16:45)

Sirius Black: where tf r u guys?!!??!?

theyll b here any sec

Remus Lupin: sirius everyone is here

except for u and marlene

where tf r u guys?!!???

Marlene McKinnon: we r at the spirit store 

where tf r u guys????

Sirius Black: i told u guys to meet us here

Dorcas Meadowes: Wtf is a spirit store?

Sirius Black: a store that sees our spirit 

Peter Pettigrew: Ur ice creams starting to melt!!!!!!

Mary MacDonald: oh the halloween costume shop?

why?

Sirius Black: to dress up ofc

Marlene Mckinnon: honesty guys?

lily and jamie will recognise us if v go like this

and v cant afford that!!!!

Remus Lupin: that is smart….

didnt expect it from u both

Sirius Black: fuck you remus

fuck you

Dorcas Meadowes: So what are our disguises??

Marlene McKinnon: dog ears and nose 

a gily suit

a moon suit

rat whiskers and ears

a tree hat and glasses

and a big floppy hat and sunglasses for my beautiful girlfriend

Dorcas Meadowes: ………….

Peter Pettigrew: Dorcas and remus took ur ice cream btw

Something about it melting, u being stupid and u not being here

 Sirius Black: remy how could u

Marlene McKinnon: ffs dorcas 

i thought u loved me

Peter Pettigrew: Who’s wearing what costume?

Remus Lupin: also sirius 

do u really think that we can pull it off?

itd be tooo obvious 

Mary Macdonald: nd theyll realise that we r spying on them

Sirius Black: they couldnt even realise that they had a crush on each other until i intervened

do you think that theyll realise that its us???????

Remus Lupin: …...point

Sirius Black: so im wearing the dog ears and nose 

marls gonna wear the gily suit

the moon hat and the silver suit is for u remus 

Marlene Mckinnon: the rat whiskers r for peter 

and the tree hat and sunglasses r for mary :)

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 16:55)

Sirius Black: ok now positions!

marlene mary and i r sitting in the booth behind the big fat hydrangea 

nd remus peter nd dorcas r gonna sit 2 rows behind them in the corner table outside

Peter Pettigrew: How do u even know where the r gonna sit?????!!!!!???

Marlene Mckinnon: v bribed the receptionist obviously

Sirius Black: she will make sure that they sit second in the row between the hydrangeas and the window 

Remus Lupin: how can v hear them if v r outside??

Marlene Mckinnon: oh hush remus 

ever heard of privacy?

Remus Lupin: wtf do u think we r doing rn??!!?!??!?!!

Dorcas Meadowes: Making sure the date goes perfectly?

Sirius Black: thank u dorcas

Mary Macdonald: yeah!

exactly 

Remus Lupin: …………

i give up 

Peter Pettigrew: Just now?

Thought u gave up when Jamie successfully insulted Lily two yers back when in fact she was supposed to ask her out on a date :/

Sirius Black: that was a good laugh

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 17:04)

Peter Pettigrew: Ok they’re sitting rn 

Dorcas Meadowes: Don’t they look cute together

Remus Lupin: do i hv to wear this silvery rocky suit?!??!

Sirius Black: yes

and yes they look perfect 

our ship is finally sailing 

Dorcas Meadowes: Is is is Jamie stuffing a breadstick in her nose

Peter Pettigrew: No I think she’s trying to look like a walrus

Remus Lupin: she does not need to embarrass herself more

Mary Macdonald: u really think this is anything compared to the time when she tripped over her cat and fell on lilys bday cake?

Sirius Black: lolol

the bruise she left him with lasted for two weeks

Dorcas Meadowes: I stg that woman has the best boxing skills

Marlene Mckinnon: dorcas!!!! not me????

im ur girlfriend!!!

Mary Macdonald: lolololol

she thought that jamie did it on purpose for years lol

Marlene McKinnon: and why tf is lily doing the same

i thought she had more sense than that

Remus Lupin: love can do that to you ya know

Sirius Black: u would know

Marlene McKinnon: ohhh look jamie snorted the breadstick out of her mouth!!

neat

Mary Macdonald: lily did it too

Mary Macdonald: i think she has enough sense to not offend lily 

Remus Lupin: ya think?

u want me to remind u about all the times she offended lily?

Peter Pettigrew: Yeah so much that she hated Jamie

Sirius Black: nah she didnt 

if anything lily hates how much she likes her now

Marlene Mckinnon: do u think theyll order soup?

Sirius Black: yeah ig

jamie wants it to be all fancy

Marlene McKinnon: pls dont order tomato soup

Mary Macdonald: it awfully looked a lot like the waiter said no tomato soup

Peter Pettigrew: Really? Lily hates tomatoes why would Jamie order em

Thought she wouldn’t today

At least

Sirius Black: thank hell jamie didnt order the tomato one

Dorcas Meadowes: Remember when Jamie made marinara for Lily to impress her lol

Remus Lupin: that plan backfired soo bad 

Marlene Mckinnon at least lilys prank to get back at her was awesome

Sirius Black: that was such a power move!!!

and including taylor’s song

shehgeueytoaknd

Remus Lupin: tho she coloured her cat the so called emerald green and not key lime green and v had to listen to her go on and on abt how lily knows her fav colour 

Mary Macdonald: jamie continued to think that it meant that she knew it for three months

:/

Dorcas Meadowes: As if u didnt like it

Mary Macdonald: lol i did love it

Peter Pettigrew: They are bonkers 

Dorcas Meadowes: Bonkers for each other

Sirius Black: lol

Dorcas Meadowes: Their soup’s here

Sirius Black: spinach soup???

ewww jamie 

Peter Pettigrew: Ahh creamy mushroom soup for Lil ig

Awesome choice 

Mary Macdonald: they really ought to try new things

smh

___________

JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 17:16)

Remus Lupin: wh did u guys order?

we ordered a lasagna 

Marlene Mckinnon:?uhh same 

ohhh look 

Peter Pettigrew: The waiter’s back with pasta for both of them YAY

Do you guys think that they realised that we are spying on them??

Marlene Mckinnon: nah they’re hopeless Pete so no

Sirius Black: thank hell that they r cute

Remus Lupin: lol

Dorcas Meadowes: 3 yrs ago I wouldnt have thought that they would be here together on a date

Mary Macdonald: hell they woulnt have even been here as friends 

Remus Lupin: or come here with us

Marlene Mckinnon: lily didnt even kno that she is bi then

Dorcas Meadowes: Yeah

It was quite a rough time for her

Peter Pettigrew: Guyssss

I have a question 

Dorcas Meadowes: Shoot Pete 

Peter Pettigrew: Why is the group name curly squad?

I mean only Dorcas’s hair is curly I only gathered that much

Dorcas Meadowes: Lol no Pete

Sirius Black: LOLOLOL

Marlene Mckinnon: lolll 

Dorcas Meadowes Ohk so

None of us here are just straight so we’re curly lol 

Sirius Black: lil nd i r bi

u r ace

dorcas nd mary r pans

remus is gay

jamie is lesbian 

Marlene Mckinnon: i am bi too 

u already knew that but still

Sirius Black: so yeah thats why 

Peter Pettigrew: Oh wow

Ok

Thanks guys 

Sirius Black: np pete 

Peter Pettigrew: Jamie just leaned over to brush the remnants of pasta from lilys lips!!!!!!!!

Mary Macdonald: thats soo cute they r perfect

Sirius Black: nauseating more like

Dorcas Meadowes: I’m just revelling in the fact that she didnt brush him off

Marlene Mckinnon: thats second year of uni lily

even first fits in the category 

Peter Pettigrew: and she held her hand!!!!!

Bold

Sirius Black: is that…...snep

Remus Lupin: snep?????

Dorcas Meadowes: Where

Sirius Black: behind u guys

Remus Lupin: OHHHH FUCK

Mary Macdonald: do u think that he knows abt their date

Sirius Black: well jamie did post it on her insta so…….

Dorcas Meadowes: Oh shit

Peter Pettigrew: Shit alright

Marlene Mckinnon: hes coming over ig

Mary Macdonald: yup hes in

Sirius Black: WHYYYYYY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD

COULDNT YOU LET MY SHIP LIVE IN PEACE!!!!

Remus Lupin: well u know what they say abt cannons sinking a ship :/

Sirius Black: remus theodore lupin u dare say that jily lames is not cannon

Marlene Mckinnon: remus ralph lupin wtf

Dorcas Meadowes: Remy, how could you?

Peter Pettigrew: Why would you say that Remus?

Mary Macdonald: remus john lupin u take that back right this instant

oh we r playing call remus wrong names 

sry I didnt realise

 Remus Lupin: i am sry guys I ship jily as much as u do

Sirius Black: LAMES

Remus Lupin: but i had to lol

i think v should go stop him from disturbing them

Mary Macdonald: hes already headed their way

its too late

Marlene Mckinnon: i s2g i will punch snep today if he does anything to them

Sirius Black: ill tackle him 

Marlene McKinnon: perfect

Mary Macdonald: v might blow our cover too

not that im worried abt that

tho they might not appreciate the sentiment 

Sirius Black: v shld go

Dorcas Meadowes: I feel like they'll want to handle this themselves

But ok!

Mary Macdonald: ok he hates u and remus the most so dorcas and i should go first 

Sirius Black: but im their best friend

Dorcas Meadowes: Too late they’re already talking

Sirius Black: NOOOOOO

Remus Lupin: ig he just mentioned siris name

Sirius Black: seems that way

if he says anything abt jamie or reg i will lose it

Dorcas Meadowes: I think he’s berating lily for being out with jamie….

Mary Macdonald: ofc what else does the greasy slime ball know

Sirius Black: ok im gonna go

Peter Pettigrew: How to grease your hair 101??

Sirius Black: lol yes

Marlene Mckinnon: is he

is he pointing over to us

Mary Macdonald:k they r looking at us

Peter Pettigrew: Did Lily just call ur name out, guys?

Dorcas Meadowes: Mary, make sure Marls and Sirius don’t do anything stupid

_________

“Sirius, no!” Remus shouted, as the boy in question marched over to Jamie’s and Lily’s table. 

“Well, hello there snivellus. Looking positively greasy today aren’t we?” Sirius taunted. 

“What are you doing here Black?” Snape sneered. 

Sirius hummed before responding, “We just fancied a dinner here. What about you?”

“Looking for something to grease?” Marlene chimed. 

“Marlene,” Lily warned. 

“Thought I’d visit my friend Lily here. That’s all Black,” Snape answered. 

“More like crash her date,” Dorcas muttered, as she joined the group around Lily and Jamie’s table with Remus, Mary, and Peter.

“I am not your friend Snape.” Lily stood up, accompanied by Jamie.

“Lily!” The greasy haired man faced her pleadingly, “I care about you a lot. That’s why I’m telling you to not date Potter! Thinking that you’re bi may well just be a phase that’ll go away, Lily. Moreover, she doesn’t really care about you! She just thinks that you are some sort of prize to be won.” 

Jamie looked like she wanted to dislocate Snape’s jaw, her fists curled at her sides. But the warning glance Lily threw her, made her insides calm down 

“You know nothing about me Snape,” Lily said, with gritted teeth. “Now go away before I dislocate your nose.” Sirius whistled in support. 

“Lily, we’ve been best friends since we were ten. I know you, Lily. Please listen to me,”

“If you were my best friend you’d have supported me instead of behaving like an ignorant ass. Now please go away.”

“Lily, please.”

Barely a moment later, Lily’s fist connected with Snape’s nose. Blood leaked down his front, while the rest of the gang rushed to vocally support her. 

 “You’ll regret that Lily!” Snape glared threateningly. 

Before long, Sirius had tackled Snape to the ground, and accidentally splattered the lasagna the waiter was bringing over to their table, on Snape’s head. 

“I...“ Lily began.

“You can save your breath, Lils,” Sirius started, “he’s a harmless, entitled prick”

“Looks like you have a lot of grease to get rid of, Snep,” Marlene announced. 

“And Snep, pro tip: the only shampoo that keeps the grease at bay is the Sleakeasy shampoo. You should try it out!” Jamie, ever so helpful, advised, and moved to position her hand behind Lily’s back. 

“Sorry about that Sir, we’ll cover the charges for the ill-fated lasagna,” Sirius apologised to the waiter as he helped him up from the ground. 

“Could you please get him out of this shop? He’s been troubling us, as you can see,” Dorcas asked, politely. 

The waiter simply looked baffled. However, he nodded and successfully escorted Snape out of the restaurant. 

“Now this is going to be quite the first date story to tell at the wedding.” Peter spoke up for the first time since they gathered at the table between the hydrangeas and the windows. 

Jamie blushed and looked around, anywhere but at Lily, though her hand never left Lily’s back, while the redhead laughed at her.

“Well, since we’re all together, we can have dessert and you can continue spying on us while sitting at our table,” Lily said. “Nice ears you’ve got there, Sirius. Though I’d prefer Dorcas’s floppy hat.”

“Yeah! I personally love the whiskers, Pete. Seriously, Marlene? A gily suit? Inconspicuous much? And Remus, you have enough sense to stop them!” Jamie put on. 

Remus just shrugged, his big crescent shaped moon hat toppling Mary’s tree hat downwards. “Sorry,” he said, bending to pick it up. 

“Thanks,” she said, when he gave the hat to her, “why did we agree to wear these again?”

“So we would be incognito, Mary”

“And we were successful! These oblivious dorks didn’t even realise that it was us until old snivelly pointed it out,” Sirius stated.

“Also, we did have ice-cream before coming here, so you guys should continue, we’ll leave,” Dorcas said. 

“Hey! We didn’t get to eat that ice-cream! You and Remus took it from us,” Marlene reprimanded. 

“Yeah! So we’ll be staying here and you guys can shoo away,” Sirius included. 

“Well in that case you can all leave and get yourselves ice cream while Lily and I can finally enjoy our date,” Jamie, now pushing Sirius, and shoo-ing the others to the doors, said. 

“Say what you want Jamie, I am enjoying our date,” expressed Lily. 

“You are?” Jamie turned around, completely forgetting the others in the room. 

“Well, looks like they’re more nauseating and lame than before. Should we go?” Asked Marlene. 

“Nah. Let’s just sit outside and spy on them through the window,” Sirius smirked.