#I like writing it as snep

[snepdragon]

"thought about Hypnos from the hit game Hades (2018) for a second too long" incident 58 dead 367 injured

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

The Cranberries - Zombie 1994

"Zombie" is a protest song by Irish alternative rockband the Cranberries. It was written by the lead singer, Dolores O'Riordan, about the young victims of a bombing in Warrington, England, during the Troubles in Northern Ireland. The song was released on 19 September 1994 as the lead single from the Cranberries' second studio album, No Need to Argue. While the record label feared releasing a too controversial and politically charged song as a single, "Zombie" reached number 1 on the charts of Australia, Belgium, Denmark, Germany, and Iceland, and spent nine consecutive weeks at number 1 on the French SNEP Top 100. It reached number 2 on the Ö3 Austria Top 40, where it stayed for eight weeks. The song did not chart on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart as it wasn't released as a single there, but it reached number 1 on the US Billboard Alternative Airplay chart. Listeners of the Australian radio station Triple J voted it number 1 on the 1994 Triple J Hottest 100 chart, and it won the Best Song Award at the 1995 MTV Europe Music Awards.

The Troubles were a conflict in Northern Ireland from the late 1960s to 1998. The Provisional Irish Republican Army (IRA), an Irish republican paramilitary organisation, waged an armed campaign to end British rule in Northern Ireland and unite the region with the Republic of Ireland. Republican and Unionist paramilitaries killed more than 3,500 people, many from thousands of bomb attacks. One of the bombings happened on 30 March 1993, as two IRA improvised explosive devices hidden in litter bins were detonated in a shopping street in Warrington, England. Two people; Johnathan Ball, aged 3, and Tim Parry, aged 12, were killed in the attack. 56 people were injured. Ball died at the scene of the bombing as a result of his shrapnel-inflicted injuries, and five days later, Parry lost his life in a hospital as a result of head injuries. O'Riordan decided to write a song that reflected upon the event and the children's deaths after visiting the town: "We were on a tour bus and I was near the location where it happened, so it really struck me hard – I remember being devastated about the innocent children being pulled into that kind of thing. So I suppose that's why I was saying, 'It's not me' – that even though I'm Irish it wasn't me, I didn't do it. Because being Irish, it was quite hard, especially in the UK when there was so much tension." The song was re-popularised in 2023 after it was played after Ireland games at the 2023 Rugby World Cup. It was picked up by fans of the Irish team, with videos of fans singing the song in chorus accumulating hundreds of thousands of views on social media. This offended other Irishmen, who identified it as an "anti-IRA" anthem, and said that that the lyrics failed to consider their experience during the Troubles.

The music video, directed by Samuel Bayer, was filmed in Belfast, Northern Ireland, in the heart of the Troubles with real footage, and in Dublin. To record video footage of murals, children and British Army soldiers on patrol, he had a false pretext, with a cover story about making a documentary about the peace-keeping efforts in Ireland. Bayer stated that a shot in the video where an SA80 rifle is pointed directly at the camera is a suspicious British soldier asking him to leave, and that the IRA were keeping a close look at the shoot, given "the British Army come in with fake film crews, getting people on camera.” While "Zombie" received heavy rotation on MTV Europe and was A-listed on Germany's VIVA, the music video was banned by the BBC because of its "violent images", and by the RTÉ, Ireland's national broadcaster. Instead, both the BBC and the RTÉ opted to broadcast an edited version focusing on footage of the band in a live performance, a version that the Cranberries essentially disowned. Despite their efforts to maintain the original video "out of view from the public", some of the initial footage prevailed, with scenes of children holding guns. In March 2003, on the eve of the outbreak of the Iraq War, the British Government and the Independent Television Commission issued a statement saying ITC's Programme Code would temporarily remove from broadcast songs and music videos featuring "sensitive material", including "Zombie". Numerous media groups complied with the decision to avoid "offending public feeling", along with MTV Europe. Since it violated the ITC guidelines, "Zombie" was placed on a blacklist of songs, targeting its official music video. The censorship was lifted once the war had ended. In April 2020, it became the first song by an Irish group to surpass one billion views on Youtube.

"Zombie" received a total of 91% yes votes!

[cardboard-snep]

Hello!!! This Charlie’s first post!

This will describe Charlie, and the rules of our adventures!!

About Charlie!

HIIII!!! Charlie is delighted to meet you!! And.. has VERY exciting news!! Charlie will be opening his shop, right here! Right now! Will deeply appreciate if customers buy!!

Shop!

Every week, Charlie will post a selection of items for you to pick! Feel free to suggest, sell, or give products to him to sell! As long as they fall within reason! Enjoy your dash having a snow leopard selling the stuff he’s found-

How to shop

Buying will be submitted through asks, they can be blog or in character! Here are the commands!

Sell! - sell Charlie an item

Info? - ask Charlie for information on an item of your choice, can be anything.

Buy! - buy an item from Charlie (currency is not a problem by the way- no actual money is given or spent here!!)

Give! - give Charlie an item. (Please note whether he should keep or sell the item! Selling means he will sell the item later on!)

-

Age : 18

Gender : Male

Height : 7’4

Sexuality : pan! (But, I don’t want to write any romantic content with Charlie)

Charlie is a fluffy, kind, clumsy snow leopard, he will cling to just about anyone he meets, and shower them with affection. His story is a strange one, waking up in a cardboard box, Charlie had no recollection of his past. Nor does anyone know how he woke up in that box. Someone spray-painting nearby opened that box, and pop goes the Charlie, this person’s name was Proxie, and made the decision to take the leopard in., Charlie would soon find himself getting to know Proxie, and developing a bond. Charlie develops a love for collecting and selling things. And opens up a shop!.. in a tent.. selling whatever he can find.. and somehow, Charlie finds some interesting items.

Rules

-absolutely NO smut rps with Charlie.

-romantic plots with Charlie will more then likely be replied to with no.. Charlie may be a very caring and loving person. But I just don’t see him having a partner-

-gore is not allowed with Charlie!

-This blog is mainly fluffy silly interactions, but I’m open to story plots, you just have to be open to a really silly snep who will get lost.

-Charlie is prone to mess up with not saying I, but instead saying his own name- if that gets annoying, please let me know.

Other Characters that may be featured!

-Proxie (belongs to Nylon Fizz!)

Charlie’s best friend! And.. probably had no other choice, they met Charlie one day when he emerged from a cardboard box. And he was taken in by them

-Shebert (belongs to Nylon aswell!)

Charlie’s other bestie! He often hangs around, maybe not the best influence, but he’s certainly supportive towards him.

-Sarah (blog : Sarahseas)

Charlie’s most valued customer!! She’s a pirate cat!

-Tom (blog : snepdad1)

The mayor of Sheepwool village, he stops by often to check up on Charlie.

[joyseuphoria]

She hated how much she liked him now

Thank you sooo much for the prompt!!!

The “him” in the prompts are replaced with “her” since this is a fem!jily fic!!! I had too many ideas for this fic...maybe I’ll write some of the rest in the future, but here you go!

You can read it here or on ao3

THE CURLY SQUAD

(Tuesday 16:00)

Sirius Black: moony and the rest of you pay up

Marlene Mckinnon: why should we pay u?

Remus Lupin: u still owe me 20 btw so i dont think i will

Sirius Black: ofc ppl like u wouldnt know smh

jamie finally asked lily on a date

Peter Pettigrew: Wait what

Marlene McKinnon: afsjtksjdggehej

when 

how 

tell me everything 

Sirius Black: well little prongsie finally sucked up and asked ickle lilykins on date

voila 

Marlene McKinnon: give me the details black

or i s2g ill kick u out of the group 

Sirius Black: empty threats

if u really wanna know u can go ask em

(Marlene McKinnon has removed Sirius Black from the group chat)

Peter Pettigrew: Remind me to not ever cross paths with Marlene 

_____________

THE CURLY SQUAD

(Tuesday 17:00)

Jamie Potter: good riddance 

thx marls 

Marlene McKinnon: got u covered hon

now spill 

Jamie Potter: i hv a date with lil on friday:)

Lily Evans: that she does;)

Marlene McKinnon: i demand details ppl

(Dorcas Meadows has removed Marlene McKinnon from the group chat)

Remus Lupin: wh did u do that for 

Dorcas Meadowes: She was being too nosy

I didn't like it

Jamie Potter:.........thx??

Dorcas Meadowes: Welcome sweetie

_________

THE CURLY SQUAD 

(Tuesday 17:34)

Mary Macdonald: wait what????!!!!!??!

__________

JILY LAMES TALK

(Wednesday 16:30)

Sirius Black: r v up for spying on them on fri?

Marlene Mckinnon: u kno it;)

Mary Macdonald: hell yeah

Peter Pettigrew: Yes! ofc

Remus Lupin: we should give them some privacy sirius

tho ik its a foreign concept to you

Dorcas Meadowes: Obviously

And of course I wanna spy on them

Remus Lupin: but still...yes

Sirius Black: ther is no privacy between  frnds

YAAY

Marlene Mckinnon: so v meet up at 4 outside the bistro next to three broomsticks 

Peter Pettigrew: Wait when’s their date and where?!??

Mary Macdonald: at 5 in 3 broomsticks pete cmon keep up

Remus Lupin: how did u know that?

Sirius Black: im her brother and both their best frnds its obvio that id be the first one to kno

Marlene Mckinnon: and im lilys best frnd too sirius 

Dorcas Meadows: You spied on them didnt you?

Sirius Black: v hv all the rights to spy on them

Mary Macdonald: wait i thought that i was lilys best frnd

Dorcas Meadowes: I can confidently say that it’s neither of you

I’m her best friend

Sirius Black: prove it

Marlene Mckinnon: yeah!

Dorcas Meadowes:  (sends an attachment)

Marlene Mckinnon: shit

Mary Macdonald: …...fair

___________

Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans 

(Thursday 19:45)

Jamie Potter: cant wait for our date tomorrow 

Lily Evans: ik u cant 

Jamie Potter: 

Lily Evans: <3

;)

______________

Private chat between Jamie Potter and Sirius Black 

(Thursday 19:48)

Jamie Potter: sirius sirius sirius 

lily just sent me a winky face emoticon!!!!

what do i do???!!!?!!!?!?!

(Message read at 19:49)

______________

Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans 

(Thursday 19:51)

Jamie Potter: :D

_______________

Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans 

(Friday 16:30)

Jamie Potter: u ready?

Lily Evans: yes ! 

wher r u

Jamie Potter: cool

just reached ur door

______________

JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 16:30)

Sirius Black: where tf r u guys 

its only me and marlene here

Mary Macdonald: just outta class 

be there in 10

Remus Lupin: home

Peter Pettigrew: At the ice cream parlor for ice cream

Dorcas Meadows: Oh get me some too Pete?

Remus Lupin: me too pls pete

Mary Macdonald: oooh id like some too

mint chocolate chip for me pls

Peter Pettigrew: Sure thing! wh abt the rest of u??

Dorcas Meadowes : Strawberry! with a lot of strawberries as toppings!!!

Remus Lupin : devils choc ofc

Sirius Black : guys can v focus at the matter in hand??!!

also charcoal ice cream pls

just as black as my soul

Peter Pettigrew : ...k

U marls??

Marlene Mckinnon:..........vanilla. thx

____________

JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 16:45)

Sirius Black: where tf r u guys?!!??!?

theyll b here any sec

Remus Lupin: sirius everyone is here

except for u and marlene

where tf r u guys?!!???

Marlene McKinnon: we r at the spirit store 

where tf r u guys????

Sirius Black: i told u guys to meet us here

Dorcas Meadowes: Wtf is a spirit store?

Sirius Black: a store that sees our spirit 

Peter Pettigrew: Ur ice creams starting to melt!!!!!!

Mary MacDonald: oh the halloween costume shop?

why?

Sirius Black: to dress up ofc

Marlene Mckinnon: honesty guys?

lily and jamie will recognise us if v go like this

and v cant afford that!!!!

Remus Lupin: that is smart….

didnt expect it from u both

Sirius Black: fuck you remus

fuck you

Dorcas Meadowes: So what are our disguises??

Marlene McKinnon: dog ears and nose 

a gily suit

a moon suit

rat whiskers and ears

a tree hat and glasses

and a big floppy hat and sunglasses for my beautiful girlfriend

Dorcas Meadowes: ………….

Peter Pettigrew: Dorcas and remus took ur ice cream btw

Something about it melting, u being stupid and u not being here

 Sirius Black: remy how could u

Marlene McKinnon: ffs dorcas 

i thought u loved me

Peter Pettigrew: Who’s wearing what costume?

Remus Lupin: also sirius 

do u really think that we can pull it off?

itd be tooo obvious 

Mary Macdonald: nd theyll realise that we r spying on them

Sirius Black: they couldnt even realise that they had a crush on each other until i intervened

do you think that theyll realise that its us???????

Remus Lupin: …...point

Sirius Black: so im wearing the dog ears and nose 

marls gonna wear the gily suit

the moon hat and the silver suit is for u remus 

Marlene Mckinnon: the rat whiskers r for peter 

and the tree hat and sunglasses r for mary :)

____________

JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 16:55)

Sirius Black: ok now positions!

marlene mary and i r sitting in the booth behind the big fat hydrangea 

nd remus peter nd dorcas r gonna sit 2 rows behind them in the corner table outside

Peter Pettigrew: How do u even know where the r gonna sit?????!!!!!???

Marlene Mckinnon: v bribed the receptionist obviously

Sirius Black: she will make sure that they sit second in the row between the hydrangeas and the window 

Remus Lupin: how can v hear them if v r outside??

Marlene Mckinnon: oh hush remus 

ever heard of privacy?

Remus Lupin: wtf do u think we r doing rn??!!?!??!?!!

Dorcas Meadowes: Making sure the date goes perfectly?

Sirius Black: thank u dorcas

Mary Macdonald: yeah!

exactly 

Remus Lupin: …………

i give up 

Peter Pettigrew: Just now?

Thought u gave up when Jamie successfully insulted Lily two yers back when in fact she was supposed to ask her out on a date :/

Sirius Black: that was a good laugh

___________

JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 17:04)

Peter Pettigrew: Ok they’re sitting rn 

Dorcas Meadowes: Don’t they look cute together

Remus Lupin: do i hv to wear this silvery rocky suit?!??!

Sirius Black: yes

and yes they look perfect 

our ship is finally sailing 

Dorcas Meadowes: Is is is Jamie stuffing a breadstick in her nose

Peter Pettigrew: No I think she’s trying to look like a walrus

Remus Lupin: she does not need to embarrass herself more

Mary Macdonald: u really think this is anything compared to the time when she tripped over her cat and fell on lilys bday cake?

Sirius Black: lolol

the bruise she left him with lasted for two weeks

Dorcas Meadowes: I stg that woman has the best boxing skills

Marlene Mckinnon: dorcas!!!! not me????

im ur girlfriend!!!

Mary Macdonald: lolololol

she thought that jamie did it on purpose for years lol

Marlene McKinnon: and why tf is lily doing the same

i thought she had more sense than that

Remus Lupin: love can do that to you ya know

Sirius Black: u would know

Marlene McKinnon: ohhh look jamie snorted the breadstick out of her mouth!!

neat

Mary Macdonald: lily did it too

Mary Macdonald: i think she has enough sense to not offend lily 

Remus Lupin: ya think?

u want me to remind u about all the times she offended lily?

Peter Pettigrew: Yeah so much that she hated Jamie

Sirius Black: nah she didnt 

if anything lily hates how much she likes her now

Marlene Mckinnon: do u think theyll order soup?

Sirius Black: yeah ig

jamie wants it to be all fancy

Marlene McKinnon: pls dont order tomato soup

Mary Macdonald: it awfully looked a lot like the waiter said no tomato soup

Peter Pettigrew: Really? Lily hates tomatoes why would Jamie order em

Thought she wouldn’t today

At least

Sirius Black: thank hell jamie didnt order the tomato one

Dorcas Meadowes: Remember when Jamie made marinara for Lily to impress her lol

Remus Lupin: that plan backfired soo bad 

Marlene Mckinnon at least lilys prank to get back at her was awesome

Sirius Black: that was such a power move!!!

and including taylor’s song

shehgeueytoaknd

Remus Lupin: tho she coloured her cat the so called emerald green and not key lime green and v had to listen to her go on and on abt how lily knows her fav colour 

Mary Macdonald: jamie continued to think that it meant that she knew it for three months

:/

Dorcas Meadowes: As if u didnt like it

Mary Macdonald: lol i did love it

Peter Pettigrew: They are bonkers 

Dorcas Meadowes: Bonkers for each other

Sirius Black: lol

Dorcas Meadowes: Their soup’s here

Sirius Black: spinach soup???

ewww jamie 

Peter Pettigrew: Ahh creamy mushroom soup for Lil ig

Awesome choice 

Mary Macdonald: they really ought to try new things

smh

___________

JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 17:16)

Remus Lupin: wh did u guys order?

we ordered a lasagna 

Marlene Mckinnon:?uhh same 

ohhh look 

Peter Pettigrew: The waiter’s back with pasta for both of them YAY

Do you guys think that they realised that we are spying on them??

Marlene Mckinnon: nah they’re hopeless Pete so no

Sirius Black: thank hell that they r cute

Remus Lupin: lol

Dorcas Meadowes: 3 yrs ago I wouldnt have thought that they would be here together on a date

Mary Macdonald: hell they woulnt have even been here as friends 

Remus Lupin: or come here with us

Marlene Mckinnon: lily didnt even kno that she is bi then

Dorcas Meadowes: Yeah

It was quite a rough time for her

Peter Pettigrew: Guyssss

I have a question 

Dorcas Meadowes: Shoot Pete 

Peter Pettigrew: Why is the group name curly squad?

I mean only Dorcas’s hair is curly I only gathered that much

Dorcas Meadowes: Lol no Pete

Sirius Black: LOLOLOL

Marlene Mckinnon: lolll 

Dorcas Meadowes Ohk so

None of us here are just straight so we’re curly lol 

Sirius Black: lil nd i r bi

u r ace

dorcas nd mary r pans

remus is gay

jamie is lesbian 

Marlene Mckinnon: i am bi too 

u already knew that but still

Sirius Black: so yeah thats why 

Peter Pettigrew: Oh wow

Ok

Thanks guys 

Sirius Black: np pete 

Peter Pettigrew: Jamie just leaned over to brush the remnants of pasta from lilys lips!!!!!!!!

Mary Macdonald: thats soo cute they r perfect

Sirius Black: nauseating more like

Dorcas Meadowes: I’m just revelling in the fact that she didnt brush him off

Marlene Mckinnon: thats second year of uni lily

even first fits in the category 

Peter Pettigrew: and she held her hand!!!!!

Bold

Sirius Black: is that…...snep

Remus Lupin: snep?????

Dorcas Meadowes: Where

Sirius Black: behind u guys

Remus Lupin: OHHHH FUCK

Mary Macdonald: do u think that he knows abt their date

Sirius Black: well jamie did post it on her insta so…….

Dorcas Meadowes: Oh shit

Peter Pettigrew: Shit alright

Marlene Mckinnon: hes coming over ig

Mary Macdonald: yup hes in

Sirius Black: WHYYYYYY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD

COULDNT YOU LET MY SHIP LIVE IN PEACE!!!!

Remus Lupin: well u know what they say abt cannons sinking a ship :/

Sirius Black: remus theodore lupin u dare say that jily lames is not cannon

Marlene Mckinnon: remus ralph lupin wtf

Dorcas Meadowes: Remy, how could you?

Peter Pettigrew: Why would you say that Remus?

Mary Macdonald: remus john lupin u take that back right this instant

oh we r playing call remus wrong names 

sry I didnt realise

 Remus Lupin: i am sry guys I ship jily as much as u do

Sirius Black: LAMES

Remus Lupin: but i had to lol

i think v should go stop him from disturbing them

Mary Macdonald: hes already headed their way

its too late

Marlene Mckinnon: i s2g i will punch snep today if he does anything to them

Sirius Black: ill tackle him 

Marlene McKinnon: perfect

Mary Macdonald: v might blow our cover too

not that im worried abt that

tho they might not appreciate the sentiment 

Sirius Black: v shld go

Dorcas Meadowes: I feel like they'll want to handle this themselves

But ok!

Mary Macdonald: ok he hates u and remus the most so dorcas and i should go first 

Sirius Black: but im their best friend

Dorcas Meadowes: Too late they’re already talking

Sirius Black: NOOOOOO

Remus Lupin: ig he just mentioned siris name

Sirius Black: seems that way

if he says anything abt jamie or reg i will lose it

Dorcas Meadowes: I think he’s berating lily for being out with jamie….

Mary Macdonald: ofc what else does the greasy slime ball know

Sirius Black: ok im gonna go

Peter Pettigrew: How to grease your hair 101??

Sirius Black: lol yes

Marlene Mckinnon: is he

is he pointing over to us

Mary Macdonald:k they r looking at us

Peter Pettigrew: Did Lily just call ur name out, guys?

Dorcas Meadowes: Mary, make sure Marls and Sirius don’t do anything stupid

_________

“Sirius, no!” Remus shouted, as the boy in question marched over to Jamie’s and Lily’s table. 

“Well, hello there snivellus. Looking positively greasy today aren’t we?” Sirius taunted. 

“What are you doing here Black?” Snape sneered. 

Sirius hummed before responding, “We just fancied a dinner here. What about you?”

“Looking for something to grease?” Marlene chimed. 

“Marlene,” Lily warned. 

“Thought I’d visit my friend Lily here. That’s all Black,” Snape answered. 

“More like crash her date,” Dorcas muttered, as she joined the group around Lily and Jamie’s table with Remus, Mary, and Peter.

“I am not your friend Snape.” Lily stood up, accompanied by Jamie.

“Lily!” The greasy haired man faced her pleadingly, “I care about you a lot. That’s why I’m telling you to not date Potter! Thinking that you’re bi may well just be a phase that’ll go away, Lily. Moreover, she doesn’t really care about you! She just thinks that you are some sort of prize to be won.” 

Jamie looked like she wanted to dislocate Snape’s jaw, her fists curled at her sides. But the warning glance Lily threw her, made her insides calm down 

“You know nothing about me Snape,” Lily said, with gritted teeth. “Now go away before I dislocate your nose.” Sirius whistled in support. 

“Lily, we’ve been best friends since we were ten. I know you, Lily. Please listen to me,”

“If you were my best friend you’d have supported me instead of behaving like an ignorant ass. Now please go away.”

“Lily, please.”

Barely a moment later, Lily’s fist connected with Snape’s nose. Blood leaked down his front, while the rest of the gang rushed to vocally support her. 

 “You’ll regret that Lily!” Snape glared threateningly. 

Before long, Sirius had tackled Snape to the ground, and accidentally splattered the lasagna the waiter was bringing over to their table, on Snape’s head. 

“I...“ Lily began.

“You can save your breath, Lils,” Sirius started, “he’s a harmless, entitled prick”

“Looks like you have a lot of grease to get rid of, Snep,” Marlene announced. 

“And Snep, pro tip: the only shampoo that keeps the grease at bay is the Sleakeasy shampoo. You should try it out!” Jamie, ever so helpful, advised, and moved to position her hand behind Lily’s back. 

“Sorry about that Sir, we’ll cover the charges for the ill-fated lasagna,” Sirius apologised to the waiter as he helped him up from the ground. 

“Could you please get him out of this shop? He’s been troubling us, as you can see,” Dorcas asked, politely. 

The waiter simply looked baffled. However, he nodded and successfully escorted Snape out of the restaurant. 

“Now this is going to be quite the first date story to tell at the wedding.” Peter spoke up for the first time since they gathered at the table between the hydrangeas and the windows. 

Jamie blushed and looked around, anywhere but at Lily, though her hand never left Lily’s back, while the redhead laughed at her.

“Well, since we’re all together, we can have dessert and you can continue spying on us while sitting at our table,” Lily said. “Nice ears you’ve got there, Sirius. Though I’d prefer Dorcas’s floppy hat.”

“Yeah! I personally love the whiskers, Pete. Seriously, Marlene? A gily suit? Inconspicuous much? And Remus, you have enough sense to stop them!” Jamie put on. 

Remus just shrugged, his big crescent shaped moon hat toppling Mary’s tree hat downwards. “Sorry,” he said, bending to pick it up. 

“Thanks,” she said, when he gave the hat to her, “why did we agree to wear these again?”

“So we would be incognito, Mary”

“And we were successful! These oblivious dorks didn’t even realise that it was us until old snivelly pointed it out,” Sirius stated.

“Also, we did have ice-cream before coming here, so you guys should continue, we’ll leave,” Dorcas said. 

“Hey! We didn’t get to eat that ice-cream! You and Remus took it from us,” Marlene reprimanded. 

“Yeah! So we’ll be staying here and you guys can shoo away,” Sirius included. 

“Well in that case you can all leave and get yourselves ice cream while Lily and I can finally enjoy our date,” Jamie, now pushing Sirius, and shoo-ing the others to the doors, said. 

“Say what you want Jamie, I am enjoying our date,” expressed Lily. 

“You are?” Jamie turned around, completely forgetting the others in the room. 

“Well, looks like they’re more nauseating and lame than before. Should we go?” Asked Marlene. 

“Nah. Let’s just sit outside and spy on them through the window,” Sirius smirked. 

[cmdonovann]

i drew my skyrim kittyboy again... did i stay up until almost 4am drawing this last night? yes. was it worth it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ehhhh i guess??? its been a while since ive tried to do lineart (rather than just cleaning up and coloring over a sketch) so this was actually pretty interesting to draw lol

anyway... im thinking about getting Really Into Skyrim Lore just like, for funsies. and also maybe so i can write fanfic of my catboy dovahkiin. i kind of love him uwu

[strangersinwinter]

“Now that I’m 10, I can finally get my Pokemon license!”

@frenchhomosnapien​ Your Snape’s Pokemon team post was the first ever tumblr post I reblogged and I still think about it a lot 🥺 So this is Snape getting his starter and beginning his Pokemon journey with Snivy, the grass snake Pokemon :) 

[vanityloves]

sometimes i think ab a funky lil domestic au with medic and i go heehee funny mans eyes soften when he checks his lunch bc his spouse leaves a dorky note for him.

[theresthesnitch]

Would you tell us your favorite wolfstar fic?

Wolfstar Fic Recs

I've sat on this all day, but I wanted a chance to answer it properly. Also, there's no way I can pick just one, so here's a few. (I've tagged the creators where I know they have a tumblr, but feel free to tag people I haven't found!)

Texting

I'm making this a separate category because I have a thing for texting fics, especially wolfstar texting fics. Love them, every last minute.

Of Leaves and Stars by irrationalmoony and LadyAmina

Wrong number text magic AU. In this, Remus didn't go to Hogwarts (because werewolf) and Sirius has just gotten a phone for the first time... ever. Background established Jily. This is one of my go-to comfort fics, and I've read it so many times that I can pick it up anywhere and enjoy it. The magic reveal is perfect, the werewolf reveal is so fun, and the first time the Marauders go out with Remus for a full moon is just... it's everything. It's my not favorite characterization of them (as in it's not the way I would write them), but I love the way the characterization is built up and supported, and I particularly adore the way that they handle issues that come up and care for each other so much.

Staying Strangers by @3amandcounting

Another wrong number text, but muggle AU. Delicious slowburn, and by the time they actually get to that first date and first kiss, it’s so, so freaking good. This fic manages to tackle a lot of really big topics so well, and I love they way it addresses them. Also, background developing Jily! Again, another comfort fic, and I love going back to it again and again. 

The PB to my J by @aqua-myosotis

Ah, Cece, my love! This fic is absolutely everything, and all the yummy side pieces and follow up in this world. Cece does such a fantastic job of establishing this university-Wolfstar with long-term pining and oh my god Sirius why, and everything about it is just so good. You want to give the both a hug before they get it together and figure it out. Read it, read the sequels, read all the side fics, and then follow Cece for everything she ever writes. 

Did You Miss Me? by @krethes and @fantismal 

If you’re knew around here, you might have missed me screaming about this fic, so let me do it again. OH MY GOD. The world-building, the background relationships, the character development. THE PINING! I literally cannot rave about this fic enough. I laughed, I cried. I wanted to smack both of them over the head before they finally got it together and figured out. AND THEN THE FIC ISN’T OVER! Background Jily, background Frank/Alice, background Mary/Flo, Snep getting what’s coming to him, somehow both loving and hating Bellatrix, Poor Reg needs a hug.... I could go on. I might go on if someone doesn’t stop me. 

Listen... this list was supposed to have a part 2 with non-texting fics BUT looks like I’m going to have to make a second list for that, because this got really long. I do have more, I promise, but I adore texting fics.

Someone send me a second ask for it. 🤣

[mrssnivellussnape]

Not my GIF, creds to original owners

Let’s Make A Baby

Requested by Anon: ‘Hello!🌻 First thing, I am absolutely enamored with your stories. I read them ALL countless of times (the one with Severus and Lucius was bomb, you portrayed Snep astonishingly). Second... I don't know if your requests are open, and hope it's not an annoyance to you, but... Would you write a smutty fic about Snape, where he and the reader plan to start a family, and you now, go through all 'that' stuff? Like, wildly. Or, if that's stupid, any smutty idea with Snape, if you can. Sorry for the bother, and have a nice day!🌟 [Ps: I love the fact that your fics are long, it gives the opportunity to really dive in and for such good readings to last! ]

AN: First off thank you soooo much for your kind words 🥺🥺 I’m so happy to know that almost all of you prefer the longer stories compared to the shorter ones on this blog. Second, I absolutely love this request, I think it’s both cute and spicy 😌 and really aided my imagination. Lastly, with all of that being said 😂😂 ... enjoy!

Pairing: Severus Snape x Reader

Words: 4.4k

Warnings: SMUT, NSFW, oral sex, explicit language, teasing, wall sex, mentions of pregnancy, dirty talk

Standing in the kitchen door frame, you watched as Severus finished off the rest of the dishes. He turned to look at you over his shoulder and your breath caught in your throat, arousal and anticipation coursed through your body. You quickly sauntered out of the hallway, directing yourself to stand a few feet away from him. Your heart pounded in your chest, your body shook with excitement, when you’d seen Severus turn off the sink, turning around and looking at you.

“Finally finished?" Your voice questioned him, teasing how long it had taken him.

He gave you something between a scoff and a chuckle, “I would’ve been done a lot quicker had I used my wand.”

You nodded because he wasn’t wrong, “Where’s the fun in that?” Still working to control your breathing and racing heart, you looked up, noticing his stare as he took in the sight of you in a black silky robe, and smiled. Any doubts you might’ve had slowly melted away as you watched his gaze sweep over you. Thoughts of the things he could do to you flitted through your mind.

You moved towards him slowly, tentatively, realizing with each step how wet you’d become. As you came closer to him, you could literally feel the attraction in the air. Just being near him made every nerve in your body feel like it was on fire. You stood in front of him. He slowly moved his hands along your arms, up to your face and kissed you. Your knees buckled and a soft moan escaped from your throat. You kissed by the sink. Gently, you both explored each other, his wet hands running over your dry but moisturized skin, savoring the initial moment together. You both knew where this was going to lead, where it had lead for the past month. He nuzzled down your neck, planted soft kisses, and breathed in your ear. Your cunt tightened.

"Shall we?" He murmured, voice low and husky with lust. You nodded and he took that as his initiative to bring your bodies together and tangled his arms around you.

As soon as he had held you, he immediately began to nearly devour you. He held your waist with one hand while the other snaked around and grabbed just underneath your ass, picking you up and setting you on the edge of the marble countertop. Your lips met, tongues swirling. His hands grappled with the clasp of the lacy, black negligee you were wearing. Breaking away from the kiss, you reached back yourself and helped him undo the clasp. He kissed along your neck and slowly slid the straps down your arms. He leaned you back, mindful of the cabinets just above you, and took your left leg in his hands.

Starting at your ankles, he softly kissed the length of your leg. Up your calf, inside of your thigh, until one last lingering kiss right at the edge of your ever dripping pussy, “You have such a beautiful body, darling. I love how easily your cunt panders to only me.”

You moaned, calling his name. He switched to your right leg and slowly repeated the process, your back arched and your breathing deepened. He reached your pussy and gave it a slow, long kiss, lapping up the wetness flowing out of you. He look up at you and smiled, noticing you struggle to catch your breath. Desire ran rampantly through you as you hopped down to stand up, pulling him with you while you’d slid the negligee off, exposing your firm breasts to him. Now you stood before him, completely naked.

His eyes drank you in and he reached for you, his hands wandering over your body as your kisses picked back up and grew desperate. He pushed your back harshly against the edge of the counter and bent in front of you. You pulled his shirt over his head and kissed along his neck and shoulders. He took over, gaining the upper hand and easily dominating you, and began to trail his lips down your neck, along your breasts, and over your tight stomach as he gently turned you around, hips to counter.

Now kneeling on the kitchen floor, his mouth found your sopping cunt. His tongue caressed the folds and your clit, you’d gotten lost in the sensations as he kissed, licked, and sucked on your dripping, wet snatch. You felt the first orgasm build deep inside of you, growing and rising with every movement of his tongue. Crying out, you gripped the edge of the counter tightly in your hands. You moaned his name as the orgasm swept over your body and he continued sucking and lapping at you as it coursed through.

“Fuck, Sev, what the hell was that?” You panted, looking back at him when his body rose back into view. “I thought we were strictly penetration right now?”

Since last week now, you and Severus had been trying for a child. It was something you’d wanted for a long time, ever since you could remember, and it had been a hidden desire for Severus as well.

When he saw that you’d seemed more nurturing to the children over the past months back at Hogwarts, and he ended up seeing you look longly at a baby store you both walked by one day, he knew exactly what had been on your mind. He hadn’t wanted to say something, afraid that what he was sure of might’ve been confessed, so he debated speaking up.

It took a lot of will power for him to speak up first, and after much reluctance, he’d finally sat you down and asked. You’d confessed to him without much difficulty and he saw how excitedly you spoke about the possibility of having his child, a baby that looked like the both of you, but favored him more so you could be reminded of how lucky you were to have him as your husband.

Despite how much he’d wanted a child from you, though, you could see the fear in his eyes. The fear that he’d end up just like the man he’d hated his entire childhood, the trauma he’d placed upon Severus that followed him long into his adult years. He was terrified that he’d be just like him, quick to so much anger and violence when his child had a mishap or wasn’t feeling well and couldn’t help but cry.

You knew he wouldn’t be anywhere near as bad as his father, he didn’t have it in him. You’d told him that, consoled, and reassured him that no matter what, he would never have the thought or urge to do that. He was a good man, a wonderful husband, and you knew that more than anything, he’d be an amazing father. His want to have one with you proved that, his eyes would sparkle in unison with yours on the rare occasions you’d brought it up.

So you’d told him that, told him that with you by his side, you’d make sure that if it did happen - and you were positive it wouldn’t - you’d be there to stop him from doing anything he’d later come to regret. You assured him that this child would love him and look at Severus as if he hung the stars and moon every night just for them. Promised that he’d never have to leave either of you and that you wouldn’t allow him to either, regardless of what challenges and obstacles were to come in the future.

After shared tears, mirrored doubts, and an excessive amount of consoling, you two were more than ready to begin the process of getting pregnant. After all, practicing was one of the most enjoyable parts.

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He kissed your now sweaty neck, slowly licking up the salty liquid. Bringing his lips to your right ear, “I’ve been looking forward to this all day and you smelled so enticing, I couldn’t help myself.” He whispered. He bit the shell of your ear and groaned when your ass moved against him. “I need more.”

You snapped your head back, quickly turning in his hold, “But—” he cut you off, tired of hearing your protest.

“Y/n, we’ve been going at it like rabbits for a month now and I can’t remember the last time that I had a chance to truly taste you.” His raw admittance made you whine and when his hand reached up to grab your throat, you felt a strong throbbing sensation in your heat. “Please?” Nodding aimlessly at his sudden soft voice, you allowed him to do what he’d nearly begged you. You barely had time to come down from your first high, and now he was pleading with you to let him please your body immediately after.

He picked you up with one arm around you and swiftly walked over to the dining table, glancing over the sturdy wood, and nodding to himself in approval. He placed you down gently and looked down at your body splayed out for him. He started at your chest and traveled down to your breasts, taking his sweet time to make sure each one had an ample amount of attention placed upon them. He continued down, swirling his tongue around your belly button - he smiled when he heard your breathy laugh -, traced over your glistening thighs, and stopped when he was met with your bare mound. Falling to his knees to be face to face with your glistening cunt. He ran his hands over your folds and dived right in, beginning to suck at your pussy.

He brought your feet up to the end of the table, allowing himself to slide his hands under your smooth ass, and cupped each cheek as he pulled you closer to him. You watched as he attacked your cunt, driving you absolutely wild; your heat was a soaking mess, your nipples hard as rocks. Your orgasm continued to build and pulse through your body.

Pressing your feet down, you arched into the air, “Fuck, Sev, you’re doing great, baby.” You praised him and although your eyes were begging you to close them, you couldn’t help but look at how a deep blush set over his face. “I missed this so much.” Your words got drawn out when he licked long and sudden against you, making your hips buck and grind into his face. His mouth clamped to your soaking cunt, nibbling on your clit.

Your release coursed through your whole body and caused the muscles in your legs and abdomen to spasm. Your orgasm roared through you, your whole body convulsed, but it didn’t seem to end. It continued to pulse and build, build and crash over and over again. You had zero control of your body. Your legs clamped around his head and you found yourself moving side to side against his face. The stubble that was in desperate need of being trimmed on his chin scratched at your pussy lips, giving you friction with his tongue bathing your soaking wet cunt. Slipping and sliding your pussy over his mouth still, your peak continued to tear through your body repeatedly.

“Absolutely divine.” He announced, a feeling of pride sweeping over his chest, as he pulled away from your twat. He saw you quiver at his words, noticed you desperately try to regain control of your body. “Stay just like that, darling.” His cold hands rubbed over your warm skin.

You shook your head, “No, it’s my turn.” And just like that, like a lioness scouting her prey, you lifted yourself off of the table and pounced on him. He put his hands in front of you and grabbed your arms, twisting your bodies so your back was to the wall now. “Strip. Now.” You demanded, feeling powerful when he obeyed.

While he stood and took off the rest of his clothes, you worked to slow your breathing, calm your racing heart, and soothe your continuously throbbing pussy. You stood there, weak in the knees, and propped against the wall. His cock stood straight up in the air, making you instantly sink to your knees as you kissed along his pelvis and tops of his thighs.

“I could do this all day.” He admitted. “Watch you on your knees, feel your arousal while you suck me off.” He gripped your hair in a warning, telling you to get to it.

You obeyed and slowly kissed along his cock up to the head. You took him in your mouth, careful to barely let your lips and mouth touch it. Teasing him, you lightly traced your tongue along his shaft. As his cock exited your mouth, you tauntingly swirled your tongue around his head. You repeated this process; barely touching his dick with your lips and tongue, you teased and tormented him. Finally, his dick all the way in your mouth, you wrapped your lips around the base and gently sucked as you pulled up.

Your tongue flicked along the shaft while you bobbed your head up and down. You swirled your tongue around the head of his hard member, feeling along the ridge. You took him all the way in your mouth, deep throating him, you sucked and flicked your tongue, and watched him as he writhed in front of you. You took satisfaction in the sounds and noises that he had been producing.

You made eye contact and your breath caught, pussy clenching again when you saw the unfettered desire in his black eyes. The reaction you’d caused in him, the sounds of pleasure and lust, moans and heavy breathing, started another orgasm to begin building inside you. You licked along the shaft of his dick, kissed along the inside of his thighs as you wrapped your hands around his cock. Using your mouth and hands, you continued to pleasure him, feeling his dick twitch in your mouth - you knew he was just as close as you. The more he grunted and groaned, the more the heat in your cunt built. Finally, you both erupted, cunt contracting and throbbing through your orgasm; while his cock spurted and released his hot seed at reaching his peak. You engulfed his throbbing cock, moaned and screamed around it, through your climax.

Your eyes connected again and you’d let his dick pop out of your mouth to catch your breath. You licked and kissed all along his cock. You’d decided you needed more and damn near inhaled his cock - sucking, licking, and stroking him - you used your mouth and hands in unison. Another orgasm began to build inside of you, and you quickly exploded again. You’d cummed without touching yourself. You came solely from the response and pleasure that you were able to give him.

Coming down from your most recent orgasm, you laid your head on his thigh and panted heavily, still gently caressing his cock. "I want to fuck you." He said, and even though you’d had more climaxes than you intended on in such short time, your pussy still pulsated at the words.

You stood up to meet him now. He took your face in his hands and brought your lips together. He nibbled on your lips, ran his hands along your face, down your neck, your arms, and up your back. You tilted your head back and moaned, knees buckling underneath you as he kissed and licked along your neck and shoulders. "Go lean on the table and bend over.” He whispered in your ear.

Quivering in anticipation, you pushed off the wall, ducking under the arm that had kept you trapped beneath his hard body; you’d gotten to the table and placed your hands on the edge of it. You wiggled your ass in eagerness when you felt Severus run his hands down your back and along your fleshy haunches. He fondled your ass, savoring this moment, he felt that he’d been waiting for this for too long. All the taunting by bending over in front of him while he was grading, finally he was about to take you from behind. His cock slid into you with ease, coupled with a hint of resistance from your tightness.

He relished in the moment, letting his cock rest in your cunt. Feeling along your silky, smooth backside and down your thighs, he slowly began to thrust. His hands came to your waist as he set the pace and rhythm. "Smack my ass!" You cried out, noticing him pick up momentum.

His hand came down upon your cheek with a satisfying pop. The small pain sent chills through your pussy and body and, again, he smacked your ass, now pounding with reckless abandon. He alternated between his left and right hand then on each cheek. He grabbed your hips and pulled you tighter to him, forcing his large cock as far as it could go. You screamed into the cool, hard wood as he continuously pounded you. Your ass was almost straight up in the air at this point, your dripping cunt throbbing. He grabbed your hair and pulled your head back. You reached around to stroke his balls, rolling them around in your hands. He brought a hand around and gave you his finger to suck on and you couldn’t help but feel hot and erotic as he pummeled away at you.

“Oh fuck, oh fuck, I’m going to—” you didn’t get to finish your sentence in time. The table, which had held you up for longer than both you and Severus had thought, decided it’d had enough of your weight.

Although you weren’t paying attention, too caught up in how good your husband had been making you feel, Severus was, and lucky for you, he noticed the table about to collapse. You’d both ignored the sounds of it scraping against the floor, but he couldn’t continue to disregard how close it was to falling. And just as you were about to announce your release, he caught you just in time, arm tightly around your waist, to stop you from falling forward, on your chest and face, and bringing him with you. With how well he was fucking you and how his arm quickly came to catch you, your breathing was overly restricted and you needed to release something.

It washed over you in scorching waves of heat, you’d climbed to the top of the mountain and skied down, passing by multiple points of peaking pleasure. With quick thrusts, and you milking his cock for more, you’d edged him closer and closer. You tilted your head back, mouth open, and looked up at him, "Cum for me.” You whimpered. You felt the first spurts of his dick spasming and angled your hips just right, timing perfectly when he released deeply inside of you, cum nestling your walls in the best way.

As your orgasms abated, you slowly slid back and forth on his cock, coaxing out the last little bit of cum. You could feel his whole body shudder as he mumbled, "Fuck..." he tilted his head back and allowed himself to bask in the afterglow of sex.

You’d finally gotten back a portion of your breathing to come back down, “That... was...” you couldn’t think of a word to describe how utterly amazing you felt right now. “You can have as much of me as you like, baby, anytime, anywhere. Shit.”

“Good because I’m not finished with you yet.” His voice sounded behind you, slapping your ass, and bringing you back.

You weakly turned around and looked at him, “Okay, I need a moment, though. You went ballistic.” You placed your hand on his chest and kept him at a distance.

That wasn’t the answer he wanted. He growled and grabbed your hand harshly, yanking your wrist and turning the both of you quicker than you could register. You saw the hungry look in his eyes and knew that he was just getting started. He jerked you towards him and when you let out a grunt at his rough actions, he gave you a hard push into the wall, leaving you breathless.

You barely had time to recover before his lips were back to attacking your neck. You were positive that your neck, chest, and stomach must’ve looked frightening with how much he’d left a mix between soft and harsh bites on your skin. “Sev, just a second please.” You were too sensitive for this. You heard him darkly reply with a ‘no’ and accepted that you were about to be fucked into another reality.

He pulled himself off you briefly, picking you up effortlessly, and slamming your back into the wall. You shrieked, momentarily pained before he placed soothing kisses over you, apologizing both physically and then verbally for being so aggressive. He stared at you once again as the afternoon rays illuminated your beautiful skin; hurriedly, you grabbed his hand and pulled him strained against you.

"What now?" You mouthed breathlessly - teasingly - already feeling his back to stiff cock pushing against you. Wordlessly he stood back, holding you high and just clear of his large member.

"Do you want me, love?" he asked, eyeing your visibly drenched pussy as he lowered you just enough to feel his rounded end pressing at your moist entrance.

“I don't know," you responded coyly, "Maybe?" He glared at you and lowered you a little further, the pressure of his head thrilling you even more below.

He growled again, "I'll show you maybe..." Suddenly, he jerked your hips down, forcing your body to hastily accommodate him while sending a welcoming shudder down your spine.

"Oh my gods." You groaned, immediately pulling your hips forward to meet his thrusts recklessly; You could feel his long cock filling you with an intemperate passion. As you looked down, he met your sight with a wry smile and very deliberately held you fast. You struggled ineffectually against his large, strong hands, desperately trying to fulfill your pulsing desire; within moments, you realized that you couldn’t move and whimpered urgently.

"You're not going anywhere.” He proudly stated, holding you unremittingly firm. Realizing your exertion was useless, you stopped moving, listening intently to his every word, "Good girl. Now, if you as much as move an inch, I will pull out and go." You frowned as he continued, "You are going to do what I say."

His authoritarian voice made you stay utterly still, exhilarated at this change of pace. You watched with scarce patience as one of his big hands began to smother your breasts; within moments, he had hauled himself to bending to you, licking your nipples, gently flickering his tongue back and forth over the stiff teats and perceptively nibbling their increased sensitivity. You could feel yourself getting impossibly wetter by the second and, with great difficulty, were striving not to squirm on his ever-present cock. As you moved to the side slightly, he caught your hips, forcefully smacking your ass in reprimand. The resonation from the slap caused you to cry out loudly with excitement as he leered at you.

"I told you not to move," he charged with mocking sobriety, "Don't do it again or I will be forced to withdraw."

"I won't.” You muttered headily, feeling so turned on by his forceful control of your body. He continued to use his hand to entrap your hip, his thumb adjusting slightly to find your throbbing clit, rubbing across it in earnest.

"So wet.” He murmured as you pleaded silently with your eyes. He continued decisively, "So, I ask you again - do... you... want... me?" You nodded fervently and in response, he manually rocked your hips over his own, his manhood still fully penetrating you and completely occupying you inside. The measured rocking became increasingly energetic and you closed your eyes, your uncontrollable cries beginning to escalate as you felt the intensity increase inside you. Your groin throbbed rhythmically from within as he steadfastly controlled your now slow-burning orgasm.

"Fuck me.” You moaned, as the grinding pushed you to the edge.

"Willingly.” He answered as he began thrusting in and out of you from slightly below. You rode him relentlessly once his hands released you, your orgasm building until you screamed out in release. Your body spasmed irrepressibly as you shook all over, feeling him close to his climax just as quickly as you. His hips thrusted recklessly as he held tellingly against the wall, forcing it to keep him upright while his knees threatened to buckle under his and your combined weight. Within seconds, his release came coupled with an audible shout of relish, his cum covering your insides yet again.

After more than enough time of heavy pants and burning lungs, you felt like you could utter a sentence, “You’re an evil man, Severus. A very, very evil man.” You leaned your head back to quell the heat that was radiating on your scalp.

He licked his lips and chuckled, “Only for you, darling.” He looked at you now and smiled at the work he’d produced all over your neck, “Care for a shower?”

Had you been anyone else, you wouldn’t have been able to hear the underlying layer of suggestiveness in his tone. Thankfully, you were his wife who knew him better than he did and like the back of your hand, “Was that not enough!” You exclaimed. Usually you’d be the one willing for more but you were exhausted.

“The goal is to have you pregnant with my seed by the end of this week.” He thought for a moment. “By the end of the night.” He corrected himself.

You nodded in agreement, he had a point. “Let’s go take a shower, love.” You purred, licking his lip then biting it.

He smiled against your mouth and said no more words as he grabbed you and held you close to his body, laughing at your squeal of surprise when he fervently ran up the steps, skipping two at a time. He was careful not to drop or hurt you on his way, and with him still being fully inside of you, cum dripping out of you while he ran, he didn’t doubt himself. Plus, you were clinging against him with your arms far too tight around his neck.

He reached the large shower and, without putting you down, turned it on. You both kissed excitedly and willed the warm water to hurry, but you were both too impatient in the moment, so he rushed inside. He ignored the pelting cold water on his back as he pushed you against the tiled wall.

You could only hope that the glass doors of the shower held together better than the now broken table downstairs when he pushed you up against the glass, smushing your breasts and hips as he thrusted into you.

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Tags: @once-upon-an-imagine @snapefiction @lizlil

[ghostofbambifanfiction]

hi. i just read WATJP and damn im hooked. romeo and juliet trope... damn my absolute fav.. just asking, are you gonna continue the story? bc i kinda wanna know what happened in the end. i feel like there's gonna be actual tragic happened to them (but not actually die pls). i feel like there's something happened to remus and james become romeo and after the show something happened. maybe it was snep and the gang

I'm not introducing any sort of Romeo and Juliet trope to the story whatsoever. That's just the play that they're in. The original idea came from me finding the idea of Remus and Lily getting cast as love interests in a school play funny, and R&J was the most obvious choice. That's all. I don't write angst or tragedy as a rule. And yes, I will absolutely update it, I'm just not writing at all at the moment because I'm dealing with enough angst and tragedy in my own life right now.

[deepperplexity]

Judged And Sentenced The Death's Judge Series

Have you missed my latest chaptered fic on AO3? It has been receiving quite a bit of love from readers and I figured I should make this little post to, hopefully, entice you to come and join us on this emotional carriage ride that is Judged And Sentenced!

This is the first part of the 'Death's Judge' series and it will be continued with 'Ruled And Discarded'. There might be more parts, might not, time will tell! But boy oh boy do I have things to share with you dearies! So, come join the journey!

But, what journey are we on? Oh, here you go:

Judge Turpin x Female!Reader

Slowburn beginning with a forced marriage

Angst, smut, fluff, H/C, pining, etc. - this series has it all!

It's a [Mature, Darkfic, Pastfic, Strangers To Lovers] series!

Still not sure you want to join us on this wild carriage ride? Below the cut are some things readers of JAS have said! (No spoilers though so don't worry about that!)

Judged And Sentenced The Death's Judge Series

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All these comments are in their original form and from the early chapters. I picked out a few without any spoilers ^^

- "Ah a new chapter!! You have no idea how much better you make my day with each update. I honestly cannot get enough of your writing and this story. Wishing we could get an update every day (I'm that hooked) but I understand you're busy. Thank you for your beautiful writing! I cannot wait to see where this story goes, I love it so much 🥺🤍✨"

- "You make me feel like it's okay to like Turpin :,)"

- "I truly love this fic, and the way you've portrayed Judge Turpin, so far! <3 I'm enamored with the concept of arranged-marriage-to-lovers, and the way you write is absolutely bomb. I hope you'll keep it going! I look forward to the next chapter!"

- "I am checking at least three times a day to see if you have updated. That's how invested I am in this story!😂❤️ I can't wait for the next chapter, and anxiously."

- "Holy moly is it too much to ask to make a movie from this story???!! I wish we can go back in time, damn... I LOVED EVERY LINE and can't wait until next chapter!! Thank you soooo much for writing this story ❤️"

- "This is very well written, I admire your work and k believe if this story were true that this is exactly how things would happen. I believe you are a talented writer and should continue writing stories 😌💕"

- "i love this story! cant wait for another chapter ❤️‼️"

- "I feel blessed, you know, to witness updates this fast. And, gosh, don't even get me started. This fic made me develope a major crush on the Judge😤😂 (though Snep remains everything). But, oh well, it's Alan Rickman we're taking about... And your incredible skills in portraying such gorgeous characters!"

- "it physically hurts that I can't leave more kudos on this story 😭"

- "I have been searching for words, synonyms on the internet not to repeat myself as this story is marvelous, outstanding and you are a literal goddess ❤️"

So, come join us on this wild ride! Fall in love, hate, cry, tremble and dance with us!

Judged And Sentenced The Death's Judge Series

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[May:2021]

[snepdragon]

anyway the entrance exam in bnha is super unfair and also bullshit

[jxckspxcer]

good jack does not have the expressions to express how absolutely ENFLAMED IN ANGER I AM RIGHT NOW for no reason other than emotional dysregulation and rumination. I don’t know. How to stop being angry? So I’m going !! To take a break !!

[kohakhearts]

absolutely obsessed with the way people label themselves as like anti-sn/ape or pro-sn/ape like hes the centre of some hot political topic and not some dude in a book about fucking wizards. like this might sound sarcastic but i mean this sincerely it thoroughly entertains me. like in 2021 people still be writing their opinions on severance snep in their bios before their own name and pronouns

[guileheroine]

Harry Potter Q&A

tagged by @willoghby 

Your house: ravenclaw

Your favourite character from the trio: harry

Three other favourite characters: mcg, lupin, hermione

Least favourite character: snep i guess

Favourite book: prisoner of azkaban and deathly hallows 

One favourite moment: i don’t remember shit (i wanna reread ;_;) but uhh everything in the shrieking shack at the end of b3, TENSE !! i love a good unraveling

How you were introduced to the series: picked up the first one in yr 5 (i think) and then my dad bought us the box set - i remember the very moment, he had it covered with a tea towel to surprise us

What would your favorite lesson be: potionsss (not with snape), then maybe divination 

Which hallow would you take: the cloak!

Which character are you most like: all the quizzes with the main characters said hermione but i’m actually mcgonagall jsyk

Three spells you’d like to be able to perform: accio for obvious lazy reasons, the charm that changes colours so i can have fun with my material possessions, the ones that make baggage super spacious and light (sorry thats two)

Would you have entered your name in the Goblet of Fire: no!

Would you have played Quidditch: probably not

What form would your Patronus take: something that flies

What would be your profession in the Wizarding World: work in a themed dessert cafe in diagon alley or hogsmeade and charm the dishes, and write stories/articles for magic buzzfeed + some niche zines

i tag anyone interested bc i don’t remember who likes hp

[veritasxrum]

Your snape is, like, so good?? You have such a way of capturing his mannerisms, his speech patterns, his overall character ... tbh, it's eerie sometimes, but a good kind of eerie. you also have ensnared the psychology of snape into your masterfully crafted words and it's such a joy to read and see!

beep beep how’s my portrayal ? || @hopefulcovets || Accepting

// GOOD. THIS IS GOOD. WHY ARE YOU SO NICE!!!!?!?!!!!! I’m GLAD it’s eerie? haha! But really, thank you so much. I try so much to put a lot of thought into what psychologically motivates my muses. I find when I have a good overall grasp of their psychology it is much easier to keep their characterization consistent. I’m really glad it is working with the Snep!! It seems like a lot of the fandom seems to think Snape just kind of lets himself go or neglects himself and is unaware of his own mannerisms etc. but I really strongly believe that they’re very deliberate on his part. I think he wants to appear a certain way, he wants to evoke certain reactions, and that he cultivates a certain aura/mannerisms/appearance etc. Snape as an adult is an extremely deliberate person. I really enjoy reading and watching Alan Rickman speak on that aspect of the character and how he worked it into his portrayal of Snape. I think it’s spot on and I’m so glad it comes through in my writing.