#It's apparently safer.

[joemerl]

Hey, NHS? Could you STOP MURDERING CHILDREN, YOU FUCKING GHOULS?!

[benevolenterrancy]

If you're still taking prompts, I'd love to see JGY with a black mamba. Very venomous nervous attacker and JGY. Match made in heaven (or hell, depending on who you are)

an honest shame that NMJ failed to spot the threat display for what it was

[angelsdean]

it’s funny seeing a post saying sam is the one concerned whether Kevin eats or drinks when and dean is concerned with how Kevin can die for them when Dean is quite literally the one who asks Kevin whether he’s been eating and when Kevin says he’s been living off hotdogs suggests he might need a salad AND then goes out and buys him said food (and really looked into what to get bc he mentions “did you know there are over 6000 kinds of tomatoes”). but hey what do I know!

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

CW slightly suggestive content but uhhh

Sashanne having a more physical relationship in highschool before it becomes explicitly romantic, like I'm talking 17-18 years old right? And lately, every sleepover includes making out and lots of touching and y'know, while still strictly calling each other just friends. It's not that they're not in love with each other, they just... don't want to think about it right now. It's just easier this way. Just like how it's easier not to talk about it when it's over.

But they're definitely not exclusive, and Anne has seen Sasha dating boys for the past few years - never girls - and it's honestly killing her inside. She doesn't want to bring it up because why would she? They're just friends! And sometimes they have fun together, but it's just that, little more than an entertaining sleepover activity that doesn't mean anything. Even if Sasha always tells her she's beautiful between kisses, even if she always hugs her tight afterwards. They're just friends. They trust each other with their lives. Nothing's wrong.

But one time they're lying together on Anne's bed, cuddling while Sasha plays with her hair, exhausted and comfy and content, and as they chat, Sasha casually tells her about the boy she was with last weekend, and Anne gets surprisingly angry all of a sudden. Her excuse is that Sasha needs to tell her before doing anything because, what if they get sick or something? It doesn't make much sense but the words fall out of her mouth anyway. She hates hates HATES the idea of a boy seeing Sasha the way she sees her, HATES the idea of a boy touching her, or being this close to her, and frog now she can't get the image out of her head, which is hauntingly explicit because she tries so hard not to think about it that she can't help think about it. She has tears in her eyes. If Sasha was offended by Anne's previous implications, she lets it go as soon as she sees how upset she is. They both know Anne has no right to ask Sasha to stop seeing people - they're just friends, after all - but Sasha has always been the protector, and she already hurt Anne too many times, the last thing she wants is to make her cry (nowadays, seeing either of her girls cry always makes her stop on her tracks, no matter how angry she was before, no matter how right she knows she is, it's like it pushes a special button in her brain that tells her your priority now is to make her happy again, no matter how inconvenient it is). She has two options now: to call this off now before it gets worse and they both end up hurt, or promising Anne some level of exclusivity, even if it just means asking permission before being with a boy. Or anyone, for that matter, but as pretty as girls are, there are only two that truly own her heart and she could never bring herself to be with another. Not after Anne. There is only one other girl she'd be with after Anne and she's half a continent away.

She'd be willing to give Anne that power. She's eager, almost, as if making up for something even though she didn't do anything wrong. Anne can't accept it - friends talk about boys at sleepovers, Sasha telling her about her boyfriend of the week should be normal. She asks Sasha to forget about it, and curls into her side and lets her continue play with her hair while she holds back tears. She knows this is a game for them, she shouldn't expect Sasha to treat it as anything else. Even if it makes her feel a litte bit like a toy.

[shouldprobablybereading]

Back from the club time for controversial (???) stormlight 5 takes. I do not see how Kaladin could die or take up honor, and if he did I would have issues with sandersons writing. Dying is obvious, he’s been suicidal for 4 books ending that in death is both irresponsible and deeply unsatisfying. Shard stuff would not be an honor (pun not intended). Apart from becoming a herald (which no for the same reasons) I can’t think of a worse fate for him. Outliving his loved ones is a main part of his depression and suicidality. If sanderson makes him immortal and having to watch oroden grow old and die thats just so mean.

Dalinar makes more sense for a shard because he has the ego to put the fate of the world on his shoulders but I don’t like that either. Not because of him representing honor or not, the shards are flawed I don’t care about that. But because again he would just be an ass abandoning everyone and outlive them. No be there for your sons and for fucks sake don’t further traumatize your grandson who is just starting to feel safe and happy again. Dying I can forgive bur godhood is a choice

[yikes-ajax]

*toy story woody voice* There's a cat in my bag!

[rotisseries]

chapters 51 and 58 of bloodmarked are absolutely CARRYING bree/nick/selwyn polyamory truthers

[vaggieslefteye]

There are leaks of Season 2 - I will not talk about or engage with any of it on this blog. If you have the hazbin tags blocked, rest assured, I'm not going to be one of those people that posts about it. If/when I talk about season 2, it will ONLY be through what the official sources give out, WHEN they are intended to be announced, and nothing more.

That being said, I'm closing asks/all forms of requests for the time being, just to be on the safe side. I will probably keep posting stuff, but I'm turning off my notifs for this blog in general for a while.

[foxgirlmoth]

Transandrophobia dudes sound like morons. 'If I'm not a GNC trans guy I'll just been seen as a dude capable of hurting people. I have to look nonthreatening!!! Its oppression!'

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but your presentation does not equate how you treat people. You sound like an idiot who can't understand that you can hurt people, systematically or subconsciously. If this is your experience I think you surround yourself with genuinely shitty people who are actively hurting those around them and/or you are a participant in this. Just a thought.

[nachobsns]

hi i saw your ask to applesauce and i just wanted to say im so proud of you for pulling yourself out of the radicalization pipeline, that takes true strength and bravery

thank you :) it’s tough because those spaces are excellent at conditioning people who have no involvement with the conflict whatsoever into a very absolutist “you must be thinking and talking about this issue at all times, otherwise you are a Bad Person who supports Bad Things and deserves to Die” mindset but really any “peace activist” whose “solution” relies on the complete demonization and dehumanization of another group of people does not care about peace or activism at all and i’m much happier now that i’ve stopped giving antisemitic bullshit any sway over my life. obviously does not absolve me from the harm i caused by being a part of it but i’m glad that i no longer am

[jaskierx]

aww look mum a hit post 🥰 they really liked it when i called someone out for wishing death upon people for [checks notes] raising money for a billboard instead of performatively posting about donations to palestine on tumblr dot com

look at all my fans who are wishing such nice things for me 🥰

[oddberryshortcake]

Still not off of my Diasomnia kick, so I’m gonna point out something I noticed in Chapter 7 part 4 that I didn’t realize surprised me until I read it over again. 

So, when Silver is explaining his issues to MC, he mentions that not only did Lilia take him to multiple doctors/healing mages, but that if Silver’s sleeping issue was cured, Lilia’s worries would disappear. 

The Lilia we know in the present is characteristically easygoing and unbothered by most things. 

Given what we knew, I almost expected Lilia to accept Silver’s issues for what they were and at least keep up appearances that they weren’t a big deal and Silver can function just fine.

But it’s very clear now that Lilia is worried about Silver. 

He plays the role of being lax and chill very well, not making a big deal about it, but he’s clearly concerned deep down. When he took him to those doctors, he was searching for a cure. Silver has probably caught him fretting or whispering his worries to Malleus when he thinks Silver isn’t listening. 

Silver’s wellbeing is what brought bits and pieces of the real Lilia out of his dream self. The moment Silver is in danger, his body willed itself to protect him. 

This confirmation of a strong familial bond + the added detail that this child’s health and safety is extremely important to Lilia unravels a lot of interesting future developments and angst galore. 

Because I can’t help but wonder, how did Lilia trust Malleus to be around Silver? When Silver is so clearly a more fragile human and Malleus is a powerful fae with the tendency to accidentally destroy things out of anger. How could that trust then be broken in chapter 7?

How much of Silver becoming a guard is meant to protect him rather than Malleus, with Malleus clearly leagues more powerful than Silver and Silver suffering from a condition that makes him vulnerable and possibly causes him to get himself hurt. 

It’s still not clear if Lilia is in the dark about Silver’s condition or he’s desperately searching for a way to help him because he knows what’s wrong, but that amount of care and concern that’s hidden underneath his quirky persona makes me so hungry to see more of their interactions. 

Silver said it best himself

[tenacquity]

looks directly into the camera while i update the usfw rule on my (applicable) blogs bc someone (my absolute disaster gay son vincent but you didn't hear it from me) came in like a wrecking ball and refused to adhere to the whole "fade to black" gig and gave the rest of my muses ideas . . . (╯•﹏•╰)

so uh yea just a heads-up about that! it's obviously not going to be a primary focus on any blog, but you may see more of it now that the floodgates have been breached 🧍 everything of this nature will be tagged and under a read more, but if this bothers anyone, please take care of yourself and do what you need to do, okay? <3 thanks for understanding!

[cartoonghosts]

my friends. Like me.. wow............ they choose to spend time with me and care about me.....

[iriysse]

headcanon.

Even though Aredhel was initially thrilled to leave Nan Elmoth, when it finally sank in that she had escaped she broke down. Maeglin had to hold her tight so she wouldn't hurt herself as fear struck her so fiercely she nearly gave away their position to the monsters in Nan Gorgotheb. She couldn't completely verbalize it, but it was as if the last 80 years slammed into her all at once, accompanied with the fear that if Eöl could very well still catch them and drag them back.

At last Maeglin was forced to enchant her into a sleep. When she woke, she was calmer -- numb would be a better descriptor -- and they proceeded to Gondolin.

[aprotestforyourheart]

My screen protector has a lot of cracks in it but it’s not because I drop my phone all the time - I am responsible enough with my possessions to be very careful when holding them. It’s simply because I will not stop fucking biting my phone lately.