#It's NOT going to happen
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No but what if, and hear me out, what if they kiss and they are dressed like this and that's the canon Nandermo that we get, like the image for the history books it's them, kissing, dressed like this
#it's not going to happen#but itd be really funny#and on brand with the show#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#guillermo de la cruz
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important tumblr tip for new and old users
there is absolutely no reason to leave anon asks on. you can disallow anon asks. it will improve your life right now and ward off future evil. if someone wants to be deranged and make that your problem, they will then have to go through the effort of typing up a call-out post. you need to make them have to do that.
turn off anonymous asks today.
#'oh well what if someone out there is just shy'#yeah what if my imaginary friend sucked me off#that'd be nice!!!#it's not going to happen#turn#anon asks#OFF
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#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#predathos#stop trying to make fetch happen#it's not going to happen#mean girls#bells hells#bell's hells#ludinus da'leth#the arch heart#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3
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"I don't care about my health, I'm selfish that way" no bitch you just need to go to a doctors appointment and then therapy
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My friend and I are talking about IF 911 Lone Star gets cancelled, how Carlos and TK can move over to 911. Carlos working with Athena, meanwhile Bobby retires, Hen becomes captain, and TK works with Chimney. Buck and TK together aka the danger twins. How everyone would be so exhausted from trying to keep these two doofuses from dying.
#911#911 lone star#tarlos#carlos reyes#rafael silva#evan buckley#tk strand#ronen rubinstein#it's not going to happen#but...it's a nice fantasy
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I keep having these, let's call them intrusive thoughts that Daniel is actually somehow involved in the Cadillac team for 2026 (or will be) even though I know the chances of that are less than 1%. I don't know why, because I'm the objective/fact-based/realist girlie, and it would be completely out of left field for that to be a thing. I don't know if it's the delusion or if there's something factual I'm blocking from memory or if I've stumbled upon a vibe.
#daniel ricciardo#delulu is the solulu#it's not going to happen#and i don't know why it keeps popping into my head like it's a fact
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Wouldn't be so amazing if we got a reveal that Logan/Quinn had feelings for each other pre bench scene... I WOULD LOSE MY MIND
#It's not going to happen#But I've always thought Logan was crushing hard on Quinn for years#He was projecting too much#Quogan#quinn x logan#zoey 102#quinn pensky#logan reese
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Hot take but... Blue Eye Samurai isn't and shouldn't ever be Mulan... like ever. I know the writers took inspiration from several pieces of media like Yentl, Lady Snowblood but Blue Eye Samurai is Blue Eye Samurai. There is no crossover. Tropes shouldn't carry a story, characters should. If they wind up in trope games in s2, it would be such a loss.
#stop trying to make fetch happen#it's not going to happen#blue eye samurai mizu#ringo blue eye samurai#netflix blue eye samurai#mizu blue eye samurai#akemi blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai#taigen blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai netflix#bes netflix#mizu bes#akemi bes#taigen bes#ringo bes
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sorry in advance if i come off degrading or rude here (not my intention at all) but i'm sending this to you because you mentioned fictional narrative re: buddie, so i wanna add my thoughts about plausibility in relation to narrative format and medium conventions. long rant & full disclosure, i just watched 911, so i don't know how the conversation around this was pre-tommy but i don't understand how people thought/think it's a slowburn romance arc they were building with buddie that could actually happen. literally no romantic relationship on this show has been slowburn because it's just not how procedural shows of this kind are written. bathena barely interacts in s1 and were put together in a couple episodes. madney are only friends for five episodes or so. none of buck and eddie's relationships have build-up that lasts more than a few eps. the closest i can think of is buck and abby and even that wasn't much. i just don't think it's the nature of these type of shows, with the exception of something like the show castle where two main leads are set up as one day becoming romantic, to give breathing room for romance to go from zero to established. they're written in on-average 6-episode arcs and planned according to audience response, this is basically how every aspect of these shows work including the romantic plots.
which brings me to my second point you already touched a little bit: medium conventions but especially in relation to queer rep. when we have queer rep in these type of mainstream shows they're rarely stories about bi/gay awakening. double gay awakening? honestly, i don't remember a single show where something like this happened. i'm shocked we even got bi buck AT ALL because nominally straight hot guy main character getting confirmed as queer rarely happens. i kinda find the notion of people genuinely expecting this to happen with two main characters over seasons-long burn kind of laughable. and don't get me wrong, i understand why people love the idea, i'm myself a slow-burn building-a-bond-before-romance type of gal but i just don't think that type of queer story would ever work in a format like this, considering the average audience. look at something like 911ls for example, carlos and tk are both openly gay and start having sex on ep 2 and are boyfriends by ep 10 - that's the space queer stories currently hold in mainstream media. where it's made clear from the start and executed quickly over a few eps (not saying there's no further story with them, i just mean the relationship development). so yeah i don't think buddie was ever an option for the writers beyond being aware of the interest in it which is objectively very small compared to the millions of people watching this show. tldr: i think being ship-baited by a mainstream procedural show on fox is like going to the hardware store and asking for milkshake.
Okay, so I don't agree that slow burns aren't possible at all on shows like 911. Afaik, that popular ship on the Rookie also took several seasons, and there are many more shows that had a "will they, won't they?" situation with two main characters. Sure, it's much more difficult to write, plan and pull through, but it does get done.
Many people were hoping Buddie was FINALLY gonna be a queer version of that trope, and the thing is, there was enough subtext in the previous few seasons to support it. There were scenes that were shot and composed with commonly used cinematographic and contextual tropes that are usually used for romantic couples; there was all that stuff with Eddie having panic attacks over Ana, seeming very distanced with her, Carla's "Make sure you follow your heart, not Christopher's", and much more.
I do believe that backdoor was always open a tiny crack wide, and the writers were aware of it being a tiny, tiny option and therefore included all these little bits that would later make it plausible. There were interviews in the past with Tim where he even hinted at something like that, or left the option open; and there were other writers and directors who also subtly confirmed some subtext. It was never explicitly spelled out but hinted at.
So I'm pretty convinced that it at least was some level of consideration, in the past - always with a tiny probability to become possible, but it WAS there. (And before anyone reading this says "oh so that WAS ship baiting?" Nope, it wasn't. Giving yourself the option to maaaaybe do something in the future as a writer is normal procedure.)
Also, just because something was never done before (i.e. a queer slow burn) doesn't mean it'll never get done. It just makes it a lot less likely and subject to MANY external factors.
But yeah, I definitely agree that putting TWO queer awakening arcs around main characters into the story is extremely unlikely to ever happen on a show like this. And actually, we kinda already had two: the show started with Michael coming out to Athena. So yeah, even though we were thrown into the last stage/aftermath of that arc in s1 rather than seeing it play out from the start of its development, we had that.
#buddie but platonic#fandom discourse#kinda#stop trying to make buddie happening#It's NOT going to happen#I'd say sadly#but I'm grateful for#bucktommy#firepilot#buck will always be bisexual#nobody can take that away#and I'm more than happy about it#911
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Chapter 2 November 3 Thread L: Monomoko Thread
*Note: Sometimes, Monomoko talks to us, the audience, directly. During these exchanges, users are able to submit questions to Monomoko directly through Twitter. So the people in these threads aren't new characters, rather observers like us. The people on the Tetro Discord often discuss what to ask when these threads happen.
[155402844 / Monomoko] PRIVATE MEMO
[155402844 / Monomoko] There may be some confusion here about the relationship between Dr. Hattori and Dr. Tsutsujio. Allow me to clarify.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Dr. Hattori Minase is a thirty-six year old male. This is often perplexing for people, as he has a fairly feminine name and appearance. He works as a supervisor in the psychology department.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Dr. Tsutsujio is a nineteen year old male, also working in the psychology department. He's a third-generation immigrant to Japan. He's also the youngest employee in the institute.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Dr. Hattori has a bit more sway in the psychology department than most. He serves a similar role that Dr. Ibano Taizen does in the biology department.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Luckily, he tries to use this authority for good, and often prioritizes protecting his subordinates, namely Dr. Tsutsujio.
[155402844 / Monomoko] He's also incredibly vain, and very focused on perfecting his appearance. Dr. Tatematsu values this, and prioritizes Dr. Hattori because of it.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Dr. Hattori spends a remarkable amount of time tending to his skin and hair. It's an interesting hobby, to say the least. This often leads to him being mocked or bothered by other males in the institute.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Dr. Tsutsujio is rather opposite. He has an extremely terse attitude and often mouths off to his coworkers and higher-ups alike. This frequently gets him into trouble.
[155402844 / Monomoko] His inability to filter himself leads to authority figures attempting to provoke him on a regular basis. If this provocation is successful, he is often punished for snapping.
[155402844 / Monomoko] He struggles to focus at work due to a combination of health issues and workplace harassment based on his family line. Dr. Hattori empathizes with him and frequently attempts to protect him from hardship in the institute.
[155402844 / Monomoko] The two are close friends, but Dr. Hattori often acts more like an older brother to him. Dr. Tsutsujio becomes frustrated by this, as he doesn't like to see Dr. Hattori get hurt on his behalf.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Because of this frustration, Dr. Tsutsujio is prone to lashing out at Dr. Hattori during times of high distress. However, don't be deceived. Dr. Tsutsujio cares deeply about him. His anger comes from deep guilt and fear.
[155402844 / Monomoko] I'm providing you with this information in the hopes that you'll consider it thoroughly.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Are there any other staff members you'd like to know more about?
[@Aroha1700] Can we learn more about Anna?
[155402844 / Monomoko] Dr. Kasuga? Of course. Dr. Kasuga Anna is a radiologist from the biology department. She's a twenty-eight year old female with a boisterous and outgoing personality.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Her team lead, Dr. Toranosuke Kan, finds her incredibly obnoxious and looks down on her under the impression that she is unintelligent. He often thinks of women as unintelligent.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Luckily for her, she's yet to be physically harmed by her team lead. Unluckily for her, her best friend has recently left her team. She's growing lonesome. Feeling lonesome can be remarkably difficult in the institute.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Is there anything else you'd like to know?
[@Aroha1700] Could you please tell a little on the lovely Dr. Itoki?
[155402844 / Monomoko] IDr. Itoki? The topic isn't particularly relevant at the moment. I didn't meet him myself. You'd be best off asking someone more familiar.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Is there anything else you're wondering about?
[@Aroha1700] What do you know of Monomoko?
[155402844 / Monomoko] That's my name.
[155402844 / Monomoko] I'm afraid I have a pertinent matter to attend to. It's about to become somewhat busy. Is there anything else you'd like to know about before I go?
[@in_a_bucket_] um what exactly are you? you're clearly more than a rabbit
[155402844 / Monomoko] I feel as though it's quite clear that I'm a rabbit. If you've never seen a rabbit before, I suppose the visage may be somewhat confusing. You can look one up on the internet, if that helps you.
[155402844 / Monomoko] Goodbye.
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#tetro pink#tetro spoilers#tetro staffside#tetro chapter 2#november thread#monomoko#monomoko memo#memomoko?#stop trying to make memomoko happen#it's not going to happen
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>2024
>still trying to make Fetch happen
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saw a yt video where someone was able to rip all of wesker’s character/combat data and unofficially “unlock” him for mercenaries. it’s still technically just a mod, but all his animations are there and his mayhem mode is even there.
SO I AM PUTTING THIS HERE SO THAT IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE A REAL THING THAT HAPPENS I CAN SAY I CALLED IT FIRST
MAY 17 2023 I CALLED IT
#resident evil#it's not going to happen#this isn't going to be a thing#BUT IF IT WAS#IT'D BE COOL#AND I WOULD HAVE CALLED IT
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lmaooooo the idea that Elaena was named after Laena Velaryon is so funny. The only Elaena naming theory I will buy is that she maybe named her daughter Laena Penrose after Baela’s daughter, her older cousin? Or maybe she named her after herself bc why not lol
It was definitely a "theory" this fandom can be proud of XD
Also Laena and Elaena are not the same name in case anyone needs to be told. Or if people think they are, since they only have one letter that is different, then Daemon and Daeron are also the same name and Viserys named his third son for his brother -> that he exiled but details. And Aemond is also the same name as Daemon so his second son was also named for his brother -> that he exiled but details. And Aemon is also the same name as Daemon which is also the same name as Aemond which is...
Also here's a groundbreaking idea. I hope y'all are ready. Sometimes we can name people a certain name because we like that name. Not everyone was named after someone.
#fire and blood#house targaryen#fandom wank#stop trying to make laena the main character#it's not going to happen#aegon iii didn't give a flying f_ck about his dad's second wife#if anyone needs to be told#popcorn answers
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Crack theory that the eventual plot of duel links will be Kaiba channeling timelines and shit to resurrect Atem
#it's NOT going to happen#and i acknowledge that fact#it's never going to happen#they're not gonna change the yugioh ending#but it'd sure fucking be hilarious
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me trying to finish my WIPs and requests today because I just found out I'll be working overtime the next two weeks:
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