#It’s a fucking water bottle
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Why are people obsessed with a fucking water bottle
#I’m talking about people and their Stanley cups. What the fuck.#It’s a fucking water bottle#Author_Cat.txt
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Guys holy shit there's something going on w SCP shit I just found out thru the reddit scp sub and I'm losing my mind so much I need to report on this OK like.
So there are joke scps. If u don't know. That are jokes. Usually digs at common tropes on scps like the rock that makes u procrastinate is probably the most famous joke scp. Or the one I can't find rn where the researchers in the article are critiquing the scp item for being too tropey.
But. There's a new joke scp. SCP-021-J. It was posted yesterday and it's fighting for its fucking life. It has been slingshotting between bein rated -5 to +12 this whole time. The discussion on it is wild people fucking hate it or love it. Hard-core scp ppl are goin on paragraphs bout how it's not funny, its not even anything it's jus the worst of 'lol random' internet humour. And then there's the enjoyers who are jus like 'lol mfer can't handle it'
And all it is. Is evil water bottle.
This is it. The entire article. Evil :(
And ppl are LOSING IT. the discussion is full of ppl talkin like this is a sign and example of how the scp site has fallen so far, that scps are all shit now and things like this are taking away from Actually Good Scps. That it's disgusting and horrible. Like genuinely here's one dude calling it actually problematic
And this battle in the forum is genuinely the funniest thing bout this article like this exchange shows it perfectly
#i upvoted it i want this thing to live#SCP#mfers cant handle EVIL WATER BOTTLE#also the author has said fuck all bout it which is funnier to me. theres no meaning here. evil :(
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I'm all for natural remedies and traditional medicine, but I think when your "natural remedy" is based on the idea that water can become medicinal by being in the presence of a teeny itty bit amount of something, then it's probably bullshit and you're getting scammed. Go buy some ibuprofen or see a doctor.
#this is a long way for me to say that homeopathy is a scam!!#and that ''homeopathic professionals'' deliberately prey on vulnerable and scared people#especially chronically and terminally ill women looking for help and answers to illnesses they don't understand#so then they end up paying absurd money for fucking PLACEBOS#literal bottles of water and sugar pills that can supposedly cure their diabetes or fibromyalgia or cancer#and it's fucking disgusting and shameful okay
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May I offer you some NikPrice doodles in these trying times
#cod#nikprice#cod nikolai#nikolai cod#john price#captain price#captain john price#yeah okay I lied I didn't take a break#Forced myself to just make silly little doodles though#oh btw Price is supposed to be kissing Nik's shoulder on the colored one#but I couldn't make it look right with his fucking mustache#It's still cute though#Price might be a little bit drunk and getting all over Nik#hope you guys will enjoy <3#I spilled an entire water bottle on myself and my tablet drawing this#is this a sign#my art
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got robbed in pittsburgh hows it going everyone
edit bc tumblr sucks: this isnt a joke our car got broken into and cops have been pretty much useless, lost my entire backpack w laptop, switch, speaker, water bottle..... im leaving pitt today and im gonna be in delaware for a few days but i just dunno if im gonna see that shit again. going to work on scraping together monies to replace my shit but if you wanna toss a couple bucks to help:
cshapp: atlasbeetles
pypal: [email protected]
nother edit: gotten abt $50 from this which is so awesome and i appreciate it sincerely.... got my new laptop now now the fun of paying that off begins, next order of business is replacing my speaker and switch since the fees for replacing my ID and SSN card are pretty low
#car got broken into my backpack was stolen and that shit had my fucking like#laptop switch speaker chargers water bottle idk it was like $2000 worth of stuff#chatlas
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ⓘ OP had mold growing in their water bottle when they made this post
#🐉#guess what guys...😔#explains why ive felt so fucking off this last couple of weeks#and yes i DO clean my water bottle i just missed a spot on the lid augh
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strongly dislike athena. because how are you gonna construct a daughter. someone who seemingly perfect. so perfect that they don't wound your pride. but refuse to acknowledge her existence for years. and then give her a crumb of a mother's approval. only to disown her like a year later. and then send her on a quest that no child of your has ever come back from. so much for the goddess of wisdom.
#i get that minerva and athena are different people#but they both get on minerva#because annabeth is the most impressive in fucking ever#she is the moment#you should take great pride in knowing your child became the amazing young woman she is#but it's not because of you#because your about as useful as a bottle cap of water in the desert#some wisdom goddess#anyway 🙄#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#annabeth chase#i love annabeth#annabeth is the moment#annabeth is a legend#whatever athena/minerva#i love her with my whole heart
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i like ms paint but i like mspaint-esque pressureless brushes more.
exclusive never before seen art process snapshot under cut.
this is what it actually looks like in the canvas. it was a warmup for a larger thing and took way too long so my frustration is justified i think
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home24uck#home2t4ck#dirk strider#jake english#dirkjake#decapitation cw#gddddiiii ialways forgett that one. fuck#admin draws#fanart#anywways uhh tags! context!#first one is post tussle. because i am living vicariously through them#i too want to laugh with a friend and have that soothe the sting from the scrapes and aggrevate the bruised ribs#second one. heat map. pieces of you that you left behind#its something ive been thinking about a lot lately as a framing for trauma. a part of you thats still back there.#the way these two step on each others toes in a more general way too. neither means to. it still happens#i saw art a while ago that speculates on dirk being reminded of the disappearifier whenevr jake is on his shoulders and that stuck with me#im in such a mood with these two again sorry. this is what joining a discord 4 the alpha kids does to your brain#drinking sparkling water straight out of a liter bottle and jamming out to verka serduchka rn what can u do.#guess what im drawing. smile :)
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Source - syukapong
#gay furry#gay furry pecs#gay furry bulge#gay furry cheetah#artists twitter above#pulling back the curtian i just got back from seattle and my flight was 1am to 6am (timemzones included) and im so fucking tired#but like i cant fall asleep yet i just came home and smoked weed and chugged a bottle of water because i was coughing so much#so like i hit a 3rd wind that is about to come crashing down any minute but this wind is so confused and i think im seeing tbe hat man#anyway i want this dude to shove his kabob up my pussy
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look at him giving me all those water fountains. thank you for fulfilling my needs, that's all i ask. oh, and he's cute i guess.
#Every venue should do this okay#And fucking airports!!!#Airports without water fountains... What the fuck are you doing.#Why do you want to create so much garbage#I hate you all#I refuse to buy bottled water
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Deku v kacchan 3 but it's literally just Kacchan making sure that Izuku is getting enough sleep after the war, and drinking enough water before leaving the dorms
#stay hydrated ya damn nerd#bakudeku#bnha spoilers#kacchan literally wrestling him to go take a fucking nap#throwing a water bottle at his head#TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF OR I'LL KILL YOU#bakugou katsuki
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Asher has a teething issue.
As in he is always caught chewing on something because "buddy, I just need to bite something, I need a nibble."
He bites straws usually. But truly he will bite anything.
Counters, water bottles, water bottle caps, his hands, David's hands, David's arms, David in general.. anything.
Everything on Babe.
His favorite thing to bite specifically on them is their ear lobe.
Which initially Babe thought was just him being suggestive but they later realized he just likes biting ear lobes and since Babes ears aren't pierced (hc!) it's all the more reason to bite them.
#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted asher#redacted babe#I am projecting super duper hard#I HAVÉ A TEETHING PROBLEM#now I need a straw#or a water bottle#I'm always biting my fucking friends arms#like 😭 it's a problem
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Its been a while since I updated this little project but heres the dealio. I got "mysteriously" sick for the last 2 months and it kinda halted my work on getting this thing physically printed. BUT IM BACK and ready to start this up again. I'm really hoping i get everything done by Jan. or very latest feb (mostly anticipating for holiday slow down)
In the meantime i got a few questions on my interest check asking if i would offer a digital version of the zine. and the answer 2 months late is YES I WILL YOU CAN GET IT NOW ACTUALLY ON MY GUMROAD OR KO-FI HURRRAYYYYYY!!!! 🥳🥳 GO CHECK IT OUT ITS $3
GUMROAD | KO-FI
#the art of a lemon wedge#homumiko#baroryuu#otasune#feel like a fucking#victorian woman in a novel the way i got sick for no reason those months#vertigo. brain fog. parts of my body would go tingley. and for 2-3 hours at a random time of the day my entire body would just feel BAD#idk else how to describe it cause it was not pain#i could not predict what would trigger those 2-3 hours of BAD and it seemed to change every day#and then some days i wouldnt get them but i would still get vertigo and brain fog whenever i would go to bed#anyways#IT WAS THE WATER#STUPID LA WATER BLEH BLEH#I WENT TO TEXAS TO VISIT FAM FOR A WEEK AND ALL MY SYMPTOMS WENT AWAY#-_-#and now im on a strict distilled/purified bottle water diet#i cant even eat food thats been boiled in whatever the hell gets put into the gallons at the store.....sigh#BUT IM BETTER#and ready to get back into it#:D
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I've seen posts of people saying that Dally would love cinnamon flavored shit like those hot ass candies (which is so real) and I raise you: Dallas Winston would FUCK UP cranberry juice
#dally gives off the vibes of someone who likes really sharp flavors#the rest of the gang is like. watering down their cranberry juice and dally is chugging that shit by the bottle#ms curtis would set out extra cranberry sauce whenever he came over for holiday dinners :)#the outsiders#the outsiders 1983#the outsiders book#the outsiders dally#dallas winston#side note i fucking love cranberry juice
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yes they’re my favorite character(s) yes i sound stupid as hell talking about them out loud and saying their silly ass name(s)
#my brother asked me what i was drawing and I said ‘ralsei cracking the lid off a water bottle and capn thinking That’s Pretty Cool’#and was painfully reminded his name is fucking Cap’n. capn. say it out loud. am i the only one who thinks it sounds silly as hell.#and sweet and cakes. those are your names? your legal names#NOT NEARLY AS SILLY AS FLOWEY OBVIOUSLY but still#wait i just realized. do you think we could learn burgerpants/pizzapants’ actual name in deltarune. life could be dream#words from the monarch#i mean entirely likely we won’t#like alphys and toriel being teachers would be a perfect opportunity to learn their last names#and we don’t and probably won’t since they’ve been cemented as ms alphys and ms toriel
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has anyone figured out how insanely sentimental girls are meant to cope with the ever changing world? i had a dream the other night i traded my car in for an identical one and woke up crying because i’d betrayed my car- the one that never gives up on me, keeps me safe, gets me wherever i need to go…like what am i meant to do with this?
#i physically cannot purchase soft toys any longer because of my intense sentimental attachment to anything and everything#i feel attached to my fucking water bottle like what does this mean
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