#It throws me off everytime

[ingapotejtoo]

had to leave in the middle of it but todays stream was so fun!! i love watching jordan hang out w other people in a (reasonably-sized) group setting

so far its hilarious - and my missin s4 battery has been slowly recharging while watching it.

i missed smp shenanigans so much maaan

[thesolarangel]

Dear fanfic writers, let's limit the word "fluttering" to butterflies only. Thank you.

[smilesrobotlover]

Gosh I love short men more than life itself but I cannot wrap my brain about Rusl being as short as he is

[brbarou]

no limits

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Vaggie: Alastor can you watch the eggs their being....eggs and I have to- just take them off my hands

Alastor: ooo i certainly will....

Vaggie:.....in a peaceful manner. Alastor.

Alastor: mmm well that's less fun, also why should I watch them?

Vaggie: well you're going to some meeting and I have to help charlie-

Alastor: didn't she excuse you from your duties for today?

Vaggie:...why would she- why would I ask for that??

Alastor: why, you have to come to this meeting to my dear!

Vaggie: no I dont?? It's an overlord meeting I'm not an overlord-

Alastor: but you are!

Vaggie: if anything charlie should probably be going with you rather then me- what what??

Alastor: I'll explain on the way! *just fucking leaves*

Vaggie: wha- alastor! Alastor I swear to the lord you better explain!

Alastor: hmmm, well you're an overlord my dear I don't think there's anything else TO explain

Vaggie: right...but I'm NOT an overlord??

Alastor: I beg to differ, I knew there was something off about you but couldn't place it until Charlie said something

Vaggie: Charlie- what does- okay you know what? You're insane. I'm going to go talk to Charlie myself!

Alastor grabs her shirt collar like a kitten: ah-ah-ah you have a meeting to attend my dear! It's be bad manners if you skipped it, whoch I suppose you've been skipping them for the past 5 or so years?

Vaggie: No, I haven't! and let go of my you asshole!

Alastor: hmmm no I don't think I will~ come on now! We're already half way there!

Vaggie: ugh, at least tell me how you and xharlie think I'm an overlord- which I'm NOT by the way!

Alastor: well...do you remember that sinner you saved? The one you had a slat with and ended uo teaching self defense?

Vaggie: how do you-....ah, charlie- what does that have to do with anything??

Alastor radio noise of displeasure: well, APPARENTLY they told more demons, you DO remember the large influx of demons who came to you right?

Vaggie: I.....I um....yeah....

Alastor: well they said they owed you 'favors' correct?

Vaggie:....fuck.

Alastor: they gave you their souls until said favor is called upon! You not using it has apparently given you the reputation of a very lenient overlord, a defensive and protective one at that! So more people cane to you, you trianed them in defense and most gave you their souls so you could call upon them for a favor at a time of your choosing!

Vaggie: going through the 5 stages of grief trying to process it all

Alastor: On top of that, the other overlords seem to be threatened by the fact you have so many souls and demons going to you WILLINGLY, you not showing up to meetings and beong little morningstars girlfriend doesnt help that either!So this will be a fun first meeting~

Vaggie: no no no no no nope! Alastor, you let me go right this second! I am not- no! Alastor! Alastor!!!

Zestial: Alastor and...oh the defensive Overlord nice to meet you again nd to finally meet you

Vaggie: ¿¡Quién diablos es esta araña joder!? (Who the hell is this spider fuck!?)

Part 1 | Part 2(here!!) | Part 3

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

It's Christmas eve :) that means it's also the day Takemichi broke up with Hina :(

On a lighter note it's also the day Chifuyu had a very awkward meal with two people he hates

And once again showed what a great partner he is!

[willbee-1]

Getting perceived by people who make the things you hyperfixate on is weird every time- /pos

[shadystranger]

waited the entire day for when they're alone in their bedroom to talk about personal stuff between them. their ass is so dramatic do they even know how married-coded they are

[nervocat]

I want to present masc so bad but with my parents and family as a whole it's near impossible rn

[fastasyoucan1999]

sydney sweeney has a terminal case of iphone voice.. can’t take seriously anything she says unfortunately

[stars-n-spice]

Used to combat my dysphoria by going "Wrecker would think your tits are cool" but it's not fucking working anymore and that's so incredibly frustrating.

[pallas-cat]

body produce sweat challenge

[grouchythefish]

I need Americans to stop saying the word "foyer"

[always-a-joyful-note]

Finally caught up to Monstrous Agonies and, asides from strongly believing that change is inevitable but is not always a bad thing and that communication can solve many problems (and if not, eating the problem is a valid solution), I'm starting to think that the real monsters are the friends we made along The Way

[skeletalheartattack]

cops disbanded forever because the attempted arrest of a skeleton and a cat resulted in the cars being crushed by their huge tits

let's get arrested. together.

[jeonsupershy]

svt could be serving the most smoldering of looks and you'll have aju nice or darling playing as the bgm.