#It sounded better in my head

[haveihitanerve]

Dick hated heights. He wasn’t afraid of them, that would be silly. He just… didn’t like them very much. He liked his feet on the ground, thank you very much. But he couldn’t tell his parents that, they were acrobats, they would be ruined. (Not likely but dick was six so he’s not very reasonable) And then his parents fell and dick felt justified in his hatred of heights. But then Bruce came along. And Dick told him, because he figured it was something Bruce should know if they were to be partners, if Bruce was going to rely on him in the field. And Bruce didn’t laugh or yell or do anything really, just looked thoughtful for a while and then went “well. That’s something we’ll have to work on I suppose.” And they did. They practiced distraction, so dick wouldn’t notice he was up high, they practiced balance, so dick would know, logically, that he was safe, and most of all they practiced trust, so dick would know that Bruce would always be there to catch him if he fell. Always. And he was there, every time. He never let dick fall. Dick hates his father for many things, even resented him for some, but he never hated how much he trusted Bruce. Even if they fought, even if they said things they didn’t mean, dick knew Bruce would still be there to catch him. He might wait a few seconds, being petty being a bitch, but he would catch him. Dick loved him for that. And Dick chased Bruce across rooftops with the balance and strength of an acrobat, and Robin flew across Gotham with all the steady assurance of one who knew he wouldn’t fall, and if he did that he would be caught. Dick Grayson hated heights, it was true, but Dick Grayson-Wayne, the first Robin, Nightwing, leader of the Teen Titans and Young Justice… Well, he thrives in the sky.

[thedogeveryonehates]

So my friend just got his paycheck and he wanted to make some big purchases

First he went to the hardware store and got a trash can

Then he went to the audio store to get some mic equipment

Afterwards I asked what he had got and he said

"bought a bin, bought a boom"

[machinesympathizer]

I've always had a love for the weird and stuff that people would start to question if it was socially acceptable to like it. For a few examples, demonology and angel hierarchy, The Anderson Factory (SCP-001) and James Anderson himself, Ralph (I think?) from that Life Eater game, and Nimdok from I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream. I'm tired of people criticizing others for what they like. "Oh YoU LiKe A n@Zi ChArAcTeR! BaD!" One, he's fictional. Two, he literally regretted everything he did and changed for the better in the game. Three, most people like AM, the damn AI who murdered all of humanity and tortures the remaining five survivors by doing things that are much, much more terrible than what a human can do. Besides, the other few I like are horrible people, yes, but all I have is a slight fascination. A fascination that is the "That's horrible. I wonder what could make a person think like this?" way. I ain't changing nothing about what characters I like because it's not "socially acceptable." Society screws all of us over.

[frostyzoroark]

y'all will never understand the grip this man had on my soul in the 2010s

[vyperbluxs-blog]

[dilemma-danger]

come sit with me :333 oh, what's that on the table?... it's just a bear trap :33 why does it look weird? it's like.... reverse or somethimg.... no, no, im not planning anything just ignore it and come sit :3333 don't mind me, just reaching for this giant metal contraption :33333 oopssss i dropped it :(((( it landed on your head :(((( mannn :[[[[

[bubblekidaesthetics]

Draculaura about to steal some hearts at the Monster Ball 💔💅💋

Okay so I am back with drawing new Draculaura Doll Idea Designs. This one was actually kinda fun.

It was based on the leaked description of the Monster Ball Dolls. Kinda vague but it left plenty of room for interpretation and creative choices in terms of the look.

Since this is a ball/ prom, I gave her a knee-length dress, close in vibe to her original Sweet 1600 look with a more G3 twist such as incorporating an overlaying corset element with side lacing for dramatic effect, made of pink leather of course. Her hair bow is made of a similar pleather fabric with bat wing accents, while her purse would be a quilted satin purse with fun key chain elements, plastic and metal if I were to be the one to have a say in manufacturing her (which if I worked at Mattel I probably wouldn't🤣)

As per Monster High tradition I would pull all the stops with her platforms. Bows, bat wings and obviously hearts, with different coloured soles and heart shaped cut outs in the platforms themselves, I wanted to create a pair of shoes as fabulous as all the shoes I have drooled over in the past as part of the Monster High Line.

I am currently tempted to do a doll based on Clawdeen's description as well, but for now enjoy a glimpse at my personal take on my favorite ghoul, Draculaura herself.

Creating paper doll looks for the Ghould squad is proving to he funner than previously anticipated🤔

Should I just make the rest of them too?

What do you think ghoulfriends? 🎀💗🎀

[graynide]

I have come knocking for a trick or a treat

ggrgguhghhh whuh

huh?

WH-

A Plague Doctor??

Forget about that Trick! I don't even have treats!! Leave me be from your heinous experiments to work on a cure against the Zombie Apocalypse! AAAAAAH!!

[thepeculiarbird]

"Kristina gave Wille the permission to abdicate"

"Wille is freeeee"

[imjulia-andilikecats]

Cal Calore Acting Like The Know-It-All Older Sibling

Maven: *gets called to duel with a nymph*

Cal: Now, Maven make sure you use your head not your fist

Maven: Okay *enters the ring gets an ass whoopin*

Maven: Well shit *looks at Cal for moral support*

Cal: *flirting with his fiancée*

Maven: *Walks back to Cal looking defeated*

Cal: Why you corner her? You know that was a bad move.

Maven: Okay

Cal: Didn't I tell you to use your head-

Maven: *mumble* Wanna kiss my fiancée while your at it

Cal: What?

Maven: Nothing

Cal: I thought I heard you say I could kiss Mare

Maven: NO

Note: This sounded better in my head...

[jhalya]

👼 Galadriel and Celebrían visit Halbrand at work.

🍬🌶Sugar and Spice AU

🔗Read on AO3.

[yansimsideblog]

Mai Waifu Redesign!!

Things I wanted to change about the original design:

Her HAIR. Like, why isn't it tied up?? I just think it would get in the way and be a MASSIVE inconvenience

The teeny weeny skirt. This applies to literally all of the female students (except the 1980s delinquents) and I hate it soooooo much

Lack of diversity. Again, this applies to all students, not just Mai, but I hated everyone having the sam skin tone and hair texture (also pls be nice this was literally my second time ever drawing braids)

Her name... yeah

My version: Mai Wafumi

Mai is a girl who is really passionate about anime, especially a popular magical girl anime called Magical Girl: Pretty Miyuki! She loves the show, especially one magical girl character called Yuri.

Being a black person (her parents are both from Libya but Mai was born and raised in Japan), she dislikes the lack of diversity in anime and anime style video games. So, likes to cosplay as the characters, especially Yuri: dying her hair pink and trying to mimic her behaviour. She strongly believes that anyone no matter gender, race or age can enjoy and cosplay anime characters.

[vouwlgs]

hello whoever might be reading this, i’d like to introduce you to my macationary

“what is a macationary?” you may be asking, well a macationary is a dictionary for making fun of macaque’s name because i have a bad sense of humor. anytime i see someone on the internet make a pun out of macaque name i add it to the macationary

[spncrrdlvr]

dooming yourself to feel something all by yourself,sweetheart?

[that-weird-skeleton-bastard]

OKAY SO

I'M WRITING THE SCRIPT FOR MY COMIC AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

IT SOUNDED SO GOOD IN MY HEAD WHAT HAPPENED

[kuma-da-bwear]

Rocktober #15

How to get grounded, disowned and make a blackout in half the city with bass