#It really doesn't matter

[mudwerks]

(via It Really Doesn't Matter - ELO (2001)

[theblackestofsuns]

"It Really Doesn't Matter"

Perla La Loca (2007)

Jaime Hernandez

Fantagraphics Books

[rockitmans]

I think you're good at writing smut because you've actually had gay sex

I should get this cross stitched on a throw pillow

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

I would honestly love it if the person who made that "hot take" apologized for their idiotic opinion.

I don't see that happening XD

I guess it is kinda a controversial opinion, seeing as how Mya was a child with a mental disorder and hating her life...

But why would they apologize for it? They probably don't care.

[sorrowandpride]

Anybody who's like "I'm gonna do x so I can fit in with y subculture 🥺" is a coward and a poser uwu

[sebastianshaw]

Talk about Tessa (pre-betrayal) and talk about Sage (post betrayal)

(PLEASE LOOK AT THESE AMAZING BANNERS @the-blackened-dove MADE FOR ME) TESSA "The damned best thing that's happened to me besides. . .well, besides Lourdes. It's not simply that she saved my life in Afghanistan; the advice she gave me to stay my course instead of joining Xavier's side was invaluable, and all her advice since has been as well. I don't always follow it, of course---one's one decider must be oneself in the end---but I respect no source more. She is a precious asset, and I provide for her accordingly with whatever she needs; I appreciate that she has yet to exploit this. Many have likened her to a robot, and while I believe they mean this as an insult, I see it as a compliment; computers are precise, unhindered by emotions or their own ideas of morality, and simply do as you ask. I've never had cause for anger or grievance with her, not even once. Even when my endeavors were failures, her part in them was not." SAGE "Who? No, really. I'm not tryng to be facetious or funny. I realize I truly have no idea who that woman is. I tried to get her to be Tessa once by force, and then was foolish enough to accept when she offered to do so willingly, blinded by hope. I paid the price for that, as I should. I really can't say much about her. I suppose however clever and ruthless I thought Tessa to be, Sage is more by far. It does make me wish I held her service still---but I'll never be fool enough to attempt or accept it again. As I said before---like trusting a scorpion. I abandoned Tessa to Bogan, I grant---perhaps I had a plan to rescue her without paying the ransom, perhaps I simply cut my losses, I'll never say because it doesn't matter---and if she had turned on me for that....that I would understand. I couldn't begrudge it, it would only be sensible. But that wasn't it. It was that Tessa was never real in the first place; there was only ever Sage." @emmatriarchy

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Dunno how to put it properly into words but lately I find myself thinking more about that particular innocence of fairy tales, for lack of better word. Where a traveller in the middle of a field comes across an old woman with a scythe who is very clearly Death, but he treats her as any other auntie from the village. Or meeting a strange green-skinned man by the lake and sharing your loaf of bread with him when he asks because even though he's clearly not human, your mother's last words before you left home were to be kind to everyone. Where the old man in the forest rewards you for your help with nothing but a dove feather, and when you accept even such a seemingly useless reward with gratitude, on your way home you learn that it's turned to solid gold. Where supernatural beings never harm a person directly and every action against humans is a test of character, and every supernatural punishment is the result of a person bringing on their own demise through their own actions they could have avoided had they changed their ways. Where the hero wins for no other reason than that they were a good person. I don't have the braincells to describe this better right now but I wish modern fairy tales did this more instead of trying to be fantasy action movies.

[policemanofprincesspark]

How can you definitely for sure prove that Harry was shading Louis with the “everybody in this room can see it” line? He could’ve just been cheeky or Louis could’ve just happened to be looking because he doesn’t want Harry to crash into him. I just don’t find gifs to be very reliable because we could really project anything into someone’s body language.

I'm not definitely sure. It's just following context clues -- the time around which it happened, the holding of a rainbow flag (which he did very rarely during that period), the looking directly at Louis and Louis looking back for an extended period of time, the aggressive look on Harry's face, and all while singing that exact line... Am I saying 100% that it means what we think it means? No. Nothing is ever 100%. It's just one of those things.

[recursive-muse]

I'm team hmm.

[parisoonic]

last ones i swear

[korppipoika]

Snowball in Hell, acrylics, 30cmx20cm

I used a random piece of wire to paint the smallest details..!

[goldengirlgalaxy]

The Bedazzler

After a very hazy night that... may or may not have been caused by something he found in the Ghost Zone, Danny ends up discovering in his haze he bought an absolutely outrageous amount of various craft supplies, especially shiny things like those little plastic rimstones.

Good news, everything was bought from a going out of business sale, so he didn't drain all of his funds. Bad news, everything was bought from a going out of business sale, which means he can't return them. And, frankly, he doesn't want to just throw away a bunch of stuff he paid for. But he still doesn't know what to do with it all.

At least until Clockwork decides to give Danny a small boon that lets him stop time. Then he gets some ideas.

It first starts off with Superman. He's doing his regular hero thing, when he suddenly feels his cape pulled to one side. He brushes it off as the wind, until people start pointing at his back. Clark nearly panics when he finds a bunch of green crystals on his cape, only to calm when he realizes they're plastic and attached with glue. That of course begs the question, who was able to glue gemstones to his back without him noticing?

Later that same day he's both amused and even more confused when Luthor appears again, only for a bunch of gem stickers to appear on top of his bald head, clearly arranged to spell out 'I Heart Superman' in icons.

Captain Marvel suddenly feels something appear on his head, only to discover it's some kind of cardboard crown. He's confused, but ultimately decides to wear it the rest of the day, thinking it might be from some meta fan of his.

Martian Manhunter finds a necklace appearing on him. When he pulls it off, he finds it's one of those Shrinky Dink plastics, designed to look like a medal that says '#1 Hero' on it, also with some extra plastic gems for extra bling. He wears it proudly for the rest of the day.

The Gotham Bats all get hit at the same time. Fake flowers, various colors of ribbons, Red Robin had a helium balloon attached to him for an hour, and of course plenty of shiny fake gems.

At first, everyone thought the funniest part of the mysterious crafts was Red Hood appearing with several rimstones attached to his hood where he mouth would be, several gold ones arranged in such a way that it looked like he was flashing a bunch of yellow teeth.

Then the Joker showed up. And was promptly doused in several pounds of glitter. Even better, it got into his eyes, effectively blinding him and giving the Bats a chance to capture him (after they were done laughing).

Of course, as more Leaguers get trolled, the more the stories start to paint a picture of someone running around pranking them. And many of them want to know just who this Bedazzler is.

Meanwhile, Danny is laughing his ass off and is planning on giving his friends a chance to have their own fun.

[mintypsii]

i can't believe one piece invented gay people

[readingwritingraptures]

Listen, I've been watching Taskmaster series 14 as the episodes come out on YouTube, and it's going to drive me mad if I don't say something. . . .

Was Munya cheating at the snort/raspberry/whistle task? I ask because he turned away from the camera the whole time, he cheated in a previous task, and all his whistles sounded the same. In fact, they all sounded like some kind of phone notification sound.

Is that a bizarre assumption? I can't whistle myself. Please, people who can whistle, tell me how likely you think it is that all his whistles would sound the same--especially after he was beginning to struggle with the snorts.

[dottyistired]

early 1980s to early 2010s is possibly one of the funniest 30-year periods of history to miss out on, especially for a scientist

[bixels]

tarpit site.