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cozycottagevibes · 10 months ago

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Ethari: If you had 10 moonberry surprises and Runaan asks for 2, how many would you have?

Little Rayla: 10, 'cause Runaan knows not to ask for my moonberry surprise

Ethari: Okay, if you had 10 moonberry surprises and Runaan forcibly takes 2, how many would you have left?

Little Rayla: 10 and a dead Runaan 'cause you'd beat him up for taking 'em without my permission

Ethari: ...

Runaan: *eyes Ethari* That's true and you KNOW it

Ethari, sighs: Yes, I suppose it is

#ethari #ruthari #runaan #rayla #moonfam #tdp #It WOULD happen #It probably HAS happened #ethari incorrect quotes #ruthari incorrect quotes #runaan incorrect quotes #moonfam incorrect quotes #rayla incorrect quotes #tdp incorrect quotes #Ethari's just trying to teach her math.#Okay?

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soaps-mohawk · 10 months ago

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Can an omega distress while giving birth? If so, are there any procedures for it?

-<3

I wouldn't say they would during the birth, but if there's complications then perhaps as they arise or after the delivery they could. Then it would be up to the alpha there to help, or of course it might be possible to avoid it using sedation. I would say it kind of just depends on the situation.

#it probably has happened #but again #theres usually an alpha there that can help #answered #queue 06 #crcb lore

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago

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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care

#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis #something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario #and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups #this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good #want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room #and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support #they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers #and it's Not The One You Think #oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart #emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen #so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room #(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons #they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways #(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist #and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history #“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you #i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but

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gracefireheart · 3 months ago

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Whoops, wrong Stanley

I know I'm not the first one that have thought about Gravity Falls x the Stanley Parable, but I wanted to draw something too 💃 Also, I think the banter between Stanley and the Narrator would be fun.

#How did Stan get transported into the Stanley Parable you ask?#Probably just Dipper and Mabel wanting to show this game to Stan- due to it's name-#and then. idk. a weird storm happens outside that somehow zaps him into the game or something.#Now he has to put his trust on this Narrator guy to guide him through the game to an ending that hopefully gets him out of there #(and gives the Narrator his Stanley back)#Also. if you're wondering about the “Not this crap again” comment.#it's in reference to one of the GF: Lost Legends stories :]#my art #Stanley Pines #The Narrator #Gravity Falls #Gravity Falls Fanart #The Stanley Parable

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chloesimaginationthings · 10 months ago

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RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF

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musubiki · 10 months ago

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my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

#fom #fields of mistria #march #balor #art #fanart #not much to tag tbh #i do like march too but balor still takes the cake for me #i know i said that other one was my last fanart but i wanted to doodle march he looks easy to draw #and then balor happened too i cant help it #i just restarted the game im taking it slower this time #i really wish the dragonguard heist plan didnt fall through #cuz i wouldve loved to have isa just go try and grab balors keys #hehe #anyway march is canonically jacked right #not as much as his brother but he has the arms right #appearently balors eyes are brown but i have no idea what color marchs eyes are supposed to be #they just look black #love that the children are always on about balor being so mysterious #so real let me join the dragonguards #the amazing thing to me about balor is that i just did not give a shit about him in the promo art up until i met him in-game #like i saw him in the promos and was like cool whatever ill probably go for march...until i actually met him

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la-principessa-nuova · 1 year ago

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#it probably has happened #for everyone who has responded to a sarcastic comment acting like it’s genuinely hateful #there must be some where the opposite happens

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egophiliac · 5 months ago

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So.... what are your thoughts on Ace's UM, if you haven't been asked this already?

sneaky magic for the sneakiest boy

no but really, I think it fits him really well! I had thought his UM would probably involve something kinda sleight-of-handy or pickpockety! and I looooved that it made such a nice loop-around back to episode 1. ❤️ I was. kind of half-expecting him to just run out and punch Riddle in the nose again. but instead this time 'twas he who offed the queen's head! it was great! and he did it while stone-cold terrified out of his mind! because Ace is the only remotely normal or well-adjusted person at NRC and therefore the only one who is like "we're going to literally die, this is super effed up". but he did it anyway!!!! I AM SO PROUD

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #also love how it complements deuce's magic! they are two of a kind ❤️♠️#i do think bet the limit fits the 'uno reverse card' description more though #like...okay they haven't really said much on how joker snatch works #(literally ace went 'we'll talk about it later')#but i think it's not supposed to be inherently retaliatory if that makes sense #the japanese is something like 'put an ace up my sleeve'#which implies to me that it's not really an in-the-moment thing? i think he can steal it and hold on to it for a while probably #like he might be able to snatch it and then use it on someone else later rather than it being reflected back on the original caster #versus deuce's being that he punches you back with your own punch (and/or other various punches he's acquired)#(a connoisseur of fine punches)#i am 100% guessing though so who knows! we will find out later i presume #now the only one left to get their um is grim maybe 👀#(i mean i would also love to see some staff ums HEY TWST THAT WOULD BE COOL)#(but like. narratively speaking and all)#oh and maybe crowley's depending on how plot-important he actually ends up being #what if it turns out nothing's going on with crowley and he's actually completely irrelevant #he tears his mask off and he's just some random dude who has zero idea of what's happening #nobody's been orchestrating shit #everyone's just been getting radioactive poisoning from the stone adeuce replaced in the chandelier back in the prologue #this was all a cautionary tale about getting the blot levels in your school's hvac system regularly checked

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inumbrapugnabimus-maybe · 10 months ago

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when the first thing your long lost husband does with his son is brutally murder over 100 people

it’s gonna take a while to clean up

#They also mighhttt have a little bit of a civil war on their hands #the odyssey #epic the musical #the wisdom saga has me so excited to see what happens next #Since that last third of the odyssey is probably one of my favorite things ever #Odysseus #greek mythology #telemachus #penelope #Tw blood #cw blood #homer’s odyssey #Eumaeus #hes the guy cleaning up the weapons btw #My art

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flamingphoenix916 · 3 months ago

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Highkey obsessed with the idea that the world fell apart and then back together, and now a) everyone hates British people because of one (1) very evil guy, and b) government is socialist because nobody wants to be in charge

#yeah #would happen #also honorary mention to the sheer alarm I felt when Georgie grabbed the tape #she GOT me #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #tmagp 37 #tmagp season 2 #tmagp s2 #tmp spoilers #tmagp season 2 spoilers #phoenix original #it has come to my attention that the tape grab was actually probably Melanie #my bad #I was so excited to hear her and Georgie in the same room that I maybe forgot to pay attention

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force-dyad · 2 months ago

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The Rehearsal Season 2 Episode 2: Star Potential

#the rehearsal #nathan fielder #probably the wildest way hbo money has ever been spent #i mean maybe not but this is up there #i read that paramount+ had no idea this was happening lmao

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dunno-rambles · 10 months ago

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what if she was an ex borg drone and you dont like her but you're the best mechanical engineer on the ship and you have to work on the maintenance of the remaining - and most crucial - implants on her body and the monthly check ups are always strangely intimate-

what if

#star trek #star trek voyager #st voyager #seven of nine #b'elanna torres #b7 #seven has short hair still and b'elanna has wavy/curly hair bc they deserve it #will ever stop drawing the same two ppl from star trek? dunno #probably #i fear the day it happens bc it will mean i'll go just as much insane but for different reasons #my art #dunno drawings

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river-of-wine · 3 months ago

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I finished Sunrise on The Reaping yesterday… I had to draw something about it

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farshootergotme · 1 year ago

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Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?

Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.

Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?

Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?

Hero: Wait, excuse me-

Nightwing: As a matter of fact-

Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!

Nightwing: You know you love me!

Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!

Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-

Red Hood: Not listening!

Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...

Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!

Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-

Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.

Hero: ...

Hero: what the actual fuck?

#Dick Grayson is a big brother #and that means he gets to be an asshole sometimes #he lives up to his name #and this random hero is just having to witness these idiots bickering #and be very confused about it #when your brother looks older than you but you still call him cute nicknames #“that's a grown ass man”#Nightwing: and that grown ass man happens to be my little brother #Nightwing: deal with it #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #probably ooc #but that's what happens when you want these two to have a decent relationship #sorry canon #dc comics #hc dick has a permanent 20 yo look #meanwhile jason looks like he's on his 30's #tbf he's had a pretty stressful life #and death doesn't do any favors #having that in mind don't ask how dick grayson still looks good #might be his secret superpower

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 year ago

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If Vanny is in the digital circus.. where’s Pomni?

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gabichanwrites · 11 months ago

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Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.

Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!

Penelope: ...

Suitors: ....

Penelope: *weaving stops*

Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!

Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--

Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!

Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*

Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"

Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."

Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...

AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!

#epic the musical #odysseus #penelope #Poseidon #antonius #this plan probably has a few holes and could be overturned #but the image of Penelope making the best she can out of the situation #slay queen #Odysseus would probablo go along with it #he is his wife's biggest fan after all #just me being silly #that's what happens when i haven't slept enough and I have two hours where i need to kill some time

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