#It looks like salami
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WHY. did I just see bobby lemons WEEN. WHAT THE. WHAT THE ACTUAL. I'm DISGUSTED in myself for watching ts he's scary, I'm scared now I have to vomit GOODBYE
#i wanna kms#WHY IS IT LIKE BIG DUDE#It looks like salami#im sorry#but#it does#ts is so ugly#i hope he doesnt have a secret tumblr#if he does#and#hes seeing this#hi#hi bobby#im scared of him partially.#bobby lemon#tccblr#ALSO#why did i see THE white stuff.#I DONT WANNA SEE TS#i feel so sick dude#WHAT THE FLIP.#what the FLOPPY should i say
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The Charcuterie Board, as designed by your votes! Thank you to everyone who participated; this was a fun challenge!
#charcuterie saga#The original version of this was a watercolour but unfortunately I left it behind while travelling...#Along with some of my comic pages and my scripting notes (that's why I have yet to post more pd-mdzs...I funked it up big time)#This board was made on Dec 30th and I am very thankful to the people who helped donate various components to make it possible.#I took a few variations on the composition and while this one has some flaws - I think it has the most personality!#True Charcuterie fans will look at my choices and weep but I never promised good charcuterie!!! I promised accuracy to the poll!#Some elements stand in as 'double counting' in categories. Which was a survival technique for me.#I had to learn a lot of new things to make this possible! My skills like in making the physical wooden board - not the arrangement of food!#Rosemary was hotly debated as I personally do think it counts as edible (so not a valid pick for 'decoration').#I also thought tomato sauce could count as a fruit and spread.#My cursed hand has fingerprints in other parts of this tragedy. Beware looking too closely.#Of course there is a version of reality in which I have the disposable income to buy 20+ different kinds of cheese and-#-make this baby absolutely massive. Not the reality I live in though.#What a wild experience this saga has been. So many opinions about cheese (and other foods).#EDIT: I mislabelled the Salami! There is salami on the board!!!
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MY DARLING SWEET, SWEET BOY WHO I LOVE SO MUCH
happy new year haha! Once again I finished a project smack on new years, this time its Pacific's OOAK! and holy cow I positively adore him. Granted he really gave me a real painting challenge, but I love how he turned out and all the textures were fun to work with!
Pacific is a main character from a series I've been working on for a long time called Alliacea. Alliacea is about a magic island in an oceanic pocket realm that takes its shipwrecked inhabitants and imbues them with characteristic parts of the island like the forest canopy, flowers, birds, etc. Pacific is the spirit of the tides for example.
Pacific is a very shy and bashful character, spending most of his time alone in the shallow water, save for seeing his few trusted close friends. He has a hard time socializing and often shies away from hard tasks, but he's trying to get better!
also here he is with the SITD dolls. they are friends :^)
#my art#ooak doll#art doll#ooak#doll custom#sigh#its only after finishing him that i realize that his lei looks. a lot like salami#like A LOT a lot#salami boy#loose lunch meat ass
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He awoke to shuffling, startled, and then sighed with relief when he saw Helsknight, stepping out of a shadow on the floor as though it were a doorway. Helsknight looked down at him for a moment, and Tanguish felt very much like a bug being studied under a glass.
@silverskye13
#👏that👏moment👏#idk why there's a kitchen in the background but like. you know. uh.#i wouldn't have known what to put there otherwise. but according to my imaginary layout of helsknight's house there's a kitchen so its fine#also tanguish was supposed to hold his coin but it looked like he was clutching a piece of salami so i decided against it#redstone and skulk#helsknight#tanguish#my art#yago but better
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KA-TONK
you've just been snackoo'd
reblog to snackoo your followers
#i know they're supposed to be chocolate but these have always looked like salami sticks to me#but salami sticks might make a boooiing sound or something#ace attorney#basically just posting this so i can ref this image in my fic lol#ema skye#she's not technically in this post but...#who do you think threw the snackoo??
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i love how you draw your characters look like they'd be very nice to chew on
yes that is essential for my art process personally.if it doesnt look edible theres no point
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goodfellas (1990) is not a movie to watch while hungry.
#i've never experienced that 'animated food looks delicious' thing#but this movie ALWAYS makes me so hungry#a sandwich of buttered bread and salami has never looked more tastier#and i don't even like salami if it's not peppered....#goodfellas#martin scorsese the people your parents were <3
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U may notice this cat as my avatar..That's actually my beloved cat. The only man in my heart other than Val kilmer 😺💛🧡💙
So my dear friend @erlysworld asked me for some pics of my son kitty boy ( very original name eh?) so here's some cat photo dump u might find interesting.
Sheesh..Tough crowd..He never appreciates my jokes.
"I don't want pets..I want wet food"
Ps : the scratch on his nose was from a cat of a previous owner.. The pics on the fridge are more recent and he's obviously more loved and spoiled 🥰
Bonus : " gimme your hand so I can bite it" . *Chomp*
#Personal#My cat#Cats#cats of tumblr#Blue eyes#I can't decide if he's orange or cream#Himalayan#Cat mom#He's quite the meme#My baby#Spoiled baby#He likes salami hand fed#I love him so much#Is it me or does my kitty looks like iceman#If ice was a cat#He'd look exactly like him#Iceman#tom iceman kazansky#Top gun#My wingman#Cat photos#photo dump#Classic cat parent
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Me then
*apple biting sound mp3*
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Being ace has never been a question for me. I didn’t get the maybe I’m wrong feeling that a lot of people seem to. 15!year old me saw my friend gushing about her new crush went well that looks exhausting and anoying. How bout I just don’t :/ and then I didn’t! Nearly 20 years later and I’m still very firmly ace lol. Never had a single doubt about it
#vrrm vrrm#what people don’t seem to get is that the human body is made of meat. it’s just meat.#asking me to sleep with someone is like asking me to fuck a salami#I don’t know where that’s been! no thank you!#also the various liquids humans produce….. 🤢#the human mouth is so gross#anyway I was rwading some ace discourse and got confused about people questioning their sexuality#I set mine to no and haven’t looked back lol#whiny aphobe saga
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i cant get good vids cuz Zipper's tank still has bad lighting (plus its ugly as hell...) BUT he is truly living up to his name. despite his rather long fins, he is a great swimmer, and he is constantly zooming around, up and down, through the plants, all around. he wiggles around at the front hoping i will feed him more, but he is suspicious of my finger if i press it on the glass, and he did a tiny flare at it. he is so special and i'm glad he's alive!!!!!!!
#g postin#zipper#we move at the end of the month and hell be in a much brighter room yaaaay#if the lighting is still bad ill look for another smol light with a timer like salami had cuz i liked that#once i get some paychecks from my new job... evilly ponders substrate and live plants..... and he needs Wood for Tannins#betta splendens
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I've read a few papers regarding this art of Achilles and Ajax playing a board game during the Trojan war, and though there aren't any existing texts from back in the day describing this particular myth, here is my favorite interpretation of this popular motif.
Achilles and Ajax sit with their shields behind them and a board game between them (in this version, they are calling out numbers and Achilles is winning). Achilles' helm sitting on top of his head suggests he is slightly readier to return to the fight if needed. In other versions, Athena stands behind Achilles and is urging him (possibly even scolding him) to get back to the war. There are references to the two of them being so caught up in this game, they are taken unaware by Trojan troops. Being Ajax and Achilles, however, they manage to survive.
My favorite interpretation is that this event is a non-Homeric myth of Achilles refusing to fight-- this time with Ajax joining him in that refusal-- over the death of Palamedes, who argued they should all go home from this pointless war, and whom Odysseus and Diomedes subsequently murdered, framing it to look like an accident. Achilles, who is generally depicted as very morally uptight regarding things like murder, opposed this action, and in this story was incensed enough to quit the fight over it. It is possible he was also influence by Palamedes being a close friend.
What is known from extant myths is that 1. Palamedes invented a board game while at Troy and 2. The soldiers became obsessed with this game to the point that 3. Odysseus was very ticked off at how much everyone was playing it rather than killing Trojans.
Thus, Ajax and Achilles sitting not only with their helmets off and shields on the ground, but specifically playing Palamedes' board game while Athena scolds them to get back to the war could be a nod to more quarreling amongst the Achaean leaders after the murder of Palamedes.
Soldiers quitting a fight over a moral disagreement (and eventually coming back to it) was a popular trope in stories of this time, and Achilles became the sort of catchall stand-in for this kind of myth. I think it's fun that in this version, he gives the other leaders a sort of "fuck you" by playing a friendly game with his good bro Ajax.
#ajax#achilles#also palamedes was like an annoying numbers guy#and I do think Achilles would vibe on his level#there is another interpretation of this art i like less#though it doesn't change the origin of the myth I suppose#but that exekias depicted achilles and ajax together multiple times#as propaganda that salamis should be part of Athens#look ajax and achilles are friends our people were meant to be one people under the rule of athens obviously#though there is a theory that he was from salamis and that's why he made so much art of ajax#ANYWAY i just really like this motif okay#sorry saw art of this today and didn't want to derail that person's post#back to writing morning essays I guess#why is tumblr putting a tip button on this
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me and my coworkers all ending up getting matching triangle shaped burns on the same arm from our evil oven o_0
#both of theirs have become scars and i sense that mine is going to scar omg#literally being branded by the company#now i think about it maybe its a little off that we arent given oven gloves tbh#my burn looks like salami atm and i am not appreciating it >:(
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I'm just going to say it
Dude Salmael is so fucking pretty like ?????????? If I was told to make a purse owner 5 demiurge he is exactly what I'd do, it's unreal how much of a me character he is
Angel
White hair
Black lipstick specifically
Real face is super creepy
Guns (both as a weapon and a clothing choice)
It's all there
#thoughts with leel#P5T spoilers#I don't care what people think/say about Tactica (I personally loved it) but Salmy is so perfect#I wonder if he can throw his head. He wouldn't but it would make for an interesting form of attack#Being a Yaldy fan is rough already#Putting all the P5 demiurges in a basket and taking them home where they'll be cherished and loved#People who don't follow my main probably don't see my oc stuff but just looking at them you can see what I mean#He looks like he'd be right at home with the way I design characters and ahhhhhhh#Anyway Salami appreciation post because I know no one talks about him#I'm doing my part
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TUMBLR MEAT ERA?????? HUH???
#goosey rambles#sorry it. looks like those salami flowers to me#ough#anyways tumblr meat era... awesome.... ::3#meatblr? yeah. yeah meatblr
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This is Milane's classmate He is usually a jerk but they get along and today was love day.
#shes getting bullied#A LOT#not by him tho#she got a negative relationship with like half of her classmates cuz she stood up for a student#like???????#also her best friend started being mean to her and giving her dirty looks?????? she came over after school just to eat all the salami in-#-the fridge and argue#milane#gen3:mosaic#save:mosaic#the sims 4#sims 4#s4#the sims#ts4#sims#the sims 4 gameplay#ts4 gameplay#sims 4 gameplay#ts4 legacy#ts4cc#ts4 simblr#the sims community#simblr#my sims
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