#Ishiyama Ken

[delawaredetroit]

It's hysterical that Izuku cornered All Might about the work studies in the teachers' lounge because (1) we get commentary from the UA staff peanut gallery, and (2) it forces Izuku and All Might to have an argument where they have to speak in circles and no one can actually be direct.

The core of this argument is that Izuku believed he needed to race ahead to become the new symbol as All Might's/The One for All successor. And All Might wanted to focus on teaching Izuku himself, he didn't believe Izuku should start a work study so early, and he knew that working with Sir Nighteye was a bad idea since he didn't approve of Izuku as the One for All Successor.

But because they had an audience, they have to put on a performance like "All Might, some people say we have similar quirks so please help out" and "bla bla bla...villainy is increasing, work on your shoot style". All Might gave up the farce first after he kept getting pushback from his colleagues and just hits them with I don't want to because it's awkward. On which the staff only takes as an opportunity to dunk on him more.

[incorrect-shoujisquad]

mha as my improv class trying to tell a story (this is very long)

cementoss: ok, so what we're going to do is we're going to take turns telling a story! one person starts it and the next person continues it.

aizawa: we'll go eldest to youngest. it'll start with bakugou and end with shouji.

cementoss: alright, bakugou, start us off.

bakugou: damn, uh, i was leaving my house, and my cousin slipped and busted her ass.

cementoss: okay! ojirou?

ojirou: she fell on a... raccoon? yeah. and so the main character fought the raccoon.

aizawa: that got derailed horribly. go ahead, aoyama.

aoyama: the raccoon pulled out a knife and stabbed the character.

aizawa:

cementoss, concerned: wonderful. uh, hagakure?

hagakure: the raccoon turned into a man and dragged the body into a ditch!

satou: ooh! and then raccoon man runs off with his girlfriend, who's actually the cousin.

kaminari: yeah!! and raccoon man found out the girlfriend was pregnant and killed her!

cementoss: this story has taken quite the turn. shinsou, would you like to try and save it?

shinsou: this story is not saveable, but i will make it worse. raccoon man has another girlfriend who is the main character's second cousin who ended up being pregnant with the neighbor's child.

aizawa: what the hell.

midoriya: and then there wassss alligator man! that's all i got.

sero: bet. alligator man went, and he revived the main character, and they teamed up and shit.

mina: then they went to go and find raccoon man and his girlfriend.

jirou: this story is so unhinged. uh, when they found raccoon man, raccoon guy, whatever, killed alligator man.

iida: good lord jesus. he then, uh, skinned alligator man and turned him into shoes?

mina: NOOOOOO!

tokoyami: bro got turned into a pair of kicks.

kirishima: damn, rip fr.

momo: how do i even build off of that!? well, i guess raccoon man got arrested for first degree murder.

kirishima: yeah and then he went to court to see if the baby was his or the neighbor's because he was suspicious.

shouji: i thought we already knew it wasn't his.

kirishima: but what if it is.

tokoyami: raccoon man couldn't attend the hearing in person because he was in jail, so he attended through a zoom meeting.

cementoss, who accepted this forever ago: beautiful.

uraraka: this is a lot of pressure. the zoom call kept going in and out? yeah, so raccoon man couldn't hear very well.

todoroki: now why the fuck would you leave this up to me.

sero: just be that bitch.

todoroki: ok, so the baby was in fact not his. *turns to kouda* you got this.

kouda: uhhh, i dunno, the girlfriend was very ashamed and killed the neighbor.

aizawa, now invested: in the courtroom?

kouda: mhm.

shinsou: damn, that wild.

tsuyu: and then the cops arrested her too and she was sentenced to life in jail.

shouji: i have the best ending actually.

cementoss: this whole story has been derailed, let’s hear the end.

shouji: there was a man lying on the couch with several alcohol bottles, and it was all a dream.

aizawa: that makes sense. only someone like that could have such a dream.

cementoss: this was a very interesting round. not sure if this is something we should do again. this got odd very quick.

[mhabirthdays]

Happy Birthday

Ken Ishiyama (Cementoss) – March 22nd

[pansexualkiba]

"Hey Principal Nedzu, I just wanna say, your tell-all autobiography looks good, but, er..." Cementoss looked hesitant.

"Why, whatever is the matter, Ishiyama-san?" Nedzu smiled. "And just remember, I employ you. AND we are hundreds of feet above the ground." "As you remind me every day." Cementoss looked out of one of UA's many windows. "Well, I'm a little confused at-" He flipped through the manuscript and pointed at the page. "So, on this page, it says that you founded UA, about a hundred years ago."

"A hundred and three years, ten months, four days, thirty-six minutes ago, to be precise." Nedzu chirped. "Thirty-seven, now."

"R-Right." Cementoss shook his head to gather his thoughts, then flipped further into the papers. "Anyways, on THIS page, it says you were a French touch act and were signed to Ed Banger Records in 2006? Which was over two hundred years ago?"

"Ah, the good old days..." Nedzu sighed wistfully. "My romance with Monsieur Eric was golden..."

Cementoss strained to think about anything Aoyama had talked about in the past three years. "Flat Eric? The puppet?" Cementoss checked.

"Is there a point to this, Ishiyama-kun?" Nedzu turned to Cementoss. "Remember. Hundreds of feet."

"Right, right." Cementoss then flipped all the pages to the beginning. "It says at the start of your autobiography that you were born twelve years ago." Cementoss began to fidget. "How is it possible that you're over two-hundred years old when you were born-"

"Oh, that's easy!" Nedzu smiled. "Those are dog years."

Cementoss stared at Nedzu. Nedzu, meanwhile, poured himself another cup of tea.

[nerdranttheories]

Does Cementoss… Choose to look like that? If his quirk is being able to control cement, and he seems to be made of cement?

Is he over here like:

[plusultraetc]

he's just ken

[probablybadquirkideas]

Quirk mix of Cement & Explosion? from Cementoss & Bakugou. thanks in advance ☆

Hm, a fascinating choice. Let's examine.

Cement's abilities make it into a classic manipulator-type Emitter. Ishiyama can manipulate cement and cement-based objects, as well as mold them into other shapes. Explosion is a bit more involved: Bakugou sweats a nitroglycerin-like compound that he can detonate on command.

Obviously, my instinct is "Gelignite", which lets the holder mold certain materials (cement in this case) into a sort of explosive putty known as blasting gelatin. Gelignite is known for being easily-moldable and safe to handle, with the unfortunate trait of "sweating" nitroglycerin.

That being said, I can't think of a more fitting combination for Ishigou Kenki than this. (Not that Ishigou's gonna be stable - Ishiyama's too patient to gel with Bakugou's aggression)

[znsluc]

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[quirkwizard]

Other than the ones we already know, what products do you think other pro heroes endorse?

I'm not certain how you want me to tackle this, whether it's listing out what heroes may endorse in their line of work or cover specific products for each hero, so I did a bit of both.

So if we're talking in general, I'm sure that there are any number of generic products that heroes would have a brand deal with. Action figures, lunch boxes, children's soap. What I'm saying is that if you've seen a Marvel character on it in the past ten years, chances are that All Might had his own version of it in this setting. For more personal products, there could be any number of options. They could have specific toys, like a gun and target set for Snipe or a set of concrete-like building blocks or grey goo for Cementoss. I'm sure that products would be clamoring to have heroes endorse products related to their power, like Fat Gum having his own line of instant-ready meals or Enji getting associated with a bunch of grills. Some of them may even be intentional, such as Aizawa getting his face slapped on a box of eye drops because of how often he uses them.

Then there are products that the user has a more personal touch in. Fashion is the first to come to mind. This could be something the hero was involved with, such as Best Jeanist having his own clothing brand of his designs, or inspired by them, such as Hawks having a deal with some fashion brand to make versions of his jacket and glasses. There could be any number of businesses that heroes have built up and attached their names to, such as Thirteen having a spaced-themed play zone for kids to have safe fun in or Mount Lady owning a saloon where she promotes her various beauty products. Speaking of businesses, there are going to be restaurants about heroes. I guarantee that even the non-food-related heroes have some restaurants or brand deals with them, something I have talked about at length before with several heroes.

Then there is the more personal side of things, where the hero had an even bigger hand in them. We know that heroes can have documentaries made about them or run radio shows, so it'd be neat to see that expanded on. Something like Ms. Joke running her own late-night show where she messes with various heroes or works out specials done by Miruko that likely kill anyone who tries to do it. The arts could also be covered by them, such as Present Mic having an entire album that he sang and produced or Ryukyu making and selling off personal pieces of art she made for charity. And surely people who had as storied lives as heroes would have book deals about them, such as a book by Gang Orca talking about his struggles with his appearance throughout his life or Sir Nighteye writing a biography about All Might's history.

[thenamelessdudessecondblog]

post op war, they're doing the same lip thing look at em

CEMENTOSS

MY HEART IS EXPLODING

GOODCHAPTER !!! oh and also,

[spinji]

MHA Cheebs 13/?

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Bonus Poll! - UA Teacher of the Year

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Chapter 130 - Listen to the Truth

[mhabirthdays]

Happy Birthday

Ken Ishiyama (Cementoss) – March 22nd

[the-chikyuu-times]

[the-thing-named-shallot]

So you know how cementoss can manipulate cement by touch and he is a block of cement? Shouldn’t he be able to just kinda do something like shapeshifting?