#Is it electric?

[forgotten-conductor]

Robo Fortune: Robo Fortune is a class 31 diesel locomotive, one built in the late 50s. Around the 60s or so Canopy Railroads began their plan to modernize the rails, new signals, point system, and adding Diesels to their roster. Thankfully the controller didn’t scrap our cast of steam engines as they had proven themselves useful, and admired their determination. A batch of diesels were sent to Canopy for trails, one of which was R. Fortune. although she went by her number D87, a lucky number. Like most diesels she was rude and snobby to the other engines. The diesels performed well, however there was an incident that made the board rethink dieselizing the rails. 

Parasoul had lost the express on its return journey to let a diesel test it out for the trails. R. Fortune was heading up with a slow goods train, faulty points switched her onto the wrong line, she went up the express line. Before she knew it, much to her horror the express came flying into view. Both tried to stop, but with how fast the express was going, little could’ve been done. She was hauled back to the works in a very sad state. Her cab had been bent horribly, her engine completely dead, couldn’t even make a cough. Unfortunately the workers were left no choice but to scrap her. That would’ve been the case if not for the help of a strange individual. He want to pay for her repairs, and see if he could experiment on her, to convert her into an electric diesel. The men agreed and a few years later she came out of the works looking brand new. The individual in question then gifted her to the railway to help with mix traffic jobs. She rarely says anything now, she doesn’t say hello, taunt, or even a honk of her horns. I wonder if she’ll ever be the same again, don’t you?

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[myjetpack]

my latest cartoon for New Scientist.

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[snakesinsocks2005]

Oh hey it happened again

Here ya go, champs

[themetalhiro]

Awkward.

[coolxatu]

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

[helixsnake]

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

[sticksandsharks]

Tomodachu

[gonzosslaughterhouse]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer

[r0sh11]

MY HONEST OPINION

[mechabite]

🎵 i have no mouth and i must kiss ❤️

[kittehscribbles34]

by popular request (one friend telling me to draw this)

[hellspawnmotel]

intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)