#Is friends with him

[a1asta1r]

Just got reminded I am one person away from Jason Schmidt this is crazy

[scribe-of-hael]

Basically the Optimus to their Megatron:

G1 Optimus:I used to admire you but now I'm ashamed of myself for doing that

Prime Optimus:I used to admire you too,so I believe you can change-

Armada Optimus:I want to kick your ass but my morals says no,until I decided I don't want to be a prime anymore-

Beast wars Optimus:*smack banana peel to Megatron's face*

IDW Optimus:You are forgiven *hands him rodimus and key to lost light* Why don't you have a road trip with him and his crew-

Earthspark Optimus:*spams chat with emojis*

Animated Optimus:You don't even remember my name and now you decided that I'm your enemy-???

I need to draw this , I will draw this you watch me i will MAYBE I WANT TO

Prime megs wants Orion back so bad it hurts - "I won't change for you, how about you change back for me ? Hmmm?" We get it megs you love Orion GOD 😩

This all lines up so well, and just from clips I've seen of BW I 100% know Primal has done that. Absolutely.

I have yet to see Armada but the clips I've seen its just so funny to me. I have to Armada megs in unironically so funny to me.

PFFFFTTT , idw prime be like "here is your twunk and the keys to a ship , I know you'll do just fine ! Have fun!" We love it here.

Es Megs saying the robot emoji gets him every time made my heart explode I ADORE HIM KEEP HIM SAFE

For tfa No fr I have a whole written thing talking about megs. Like he sees tfa Optimus as such a little threat he doesn't even bother to remember his name. Like the bitch he is.

Also bonus:

Bayverse Optimus: you may have been my brother but im about to send ya TO PRIMUS SO PRAY

[wormspoodle]

compiled some things

[dashintrash]

He is THE King (and the father)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

[bruhstation]

you’re just like the rest of them

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

[asweetprologue]

this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

[daigah]

"Nice characters are boring" to YOU. I love characters who no matter what, will always have genuine love for humanity in their heart. Characters who dance and laugh and sing with sincerity. Characters who believe in others, and are willing to extend a helping hand to people when no one gave them the same luxury. Characters who have gone through so much but believe, no matter what, that humanity and life is something beautiful and worth protecting

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[stickyvoidpaper]

Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.

Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.

Dick : What

Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.

[collaredkittyboy]

[drumlincountry]

I was at a Palestinian solidarity gig last night & the one Palestinian artist who was going to perform had COVID so the organisers asked around to see if there were any Palestinians who'd like to say a few words instead.

A local guy who was born & raised in Gaza offered to speak. He started with "I'm an engineer. i'm not a poet or a politician. I don't... do public speaking… I had no idea what to say when I came up here. So i'm just going to tell you about the street I grew up on."

And then he did! He went down the street building by building. He told us about the ice cream shop on the corner, the grocery shop, the charity that supports people with intellectual disabilities. He told us about the people who he knew growing up, the families who still live in the different houses. He told us about the university buildings and about his friends who quit being accountants to start a band together. All on that street.

All of which is gone now, by the way. Bombed to dust.

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda