#Is a god

[pleasuretrade]

my fav photos of austin butler from VMAN 49 f/w 2022 photographed by collier schorr, who often explores concepts of sexuality, gender, identity politics, and selfhood in both personal and fashion/editorial work styled by gro curtis

they truly knew what they were doing with this one

[lys-9-10]

ok istg the pants song is the most romantic moment ive ever seen in musical theatre. and/or the best depiction of friendship idc which one. i always loved the song on the album but it wasnt until i recently watched the broadway closing night bootleg and saw george salazar's performance of the song there that im like HOLY SHIT. been watching it on loop ever since. he's just like ... so convincingly broken-hearted, but brave and determined to buck up and go help the person he loves anyway.

"When you love somebodyyyy" gah i just feels

[lavndvrr]

This is some art for my god au, I’m not sure about the clothes yet tho

[msbrek-rawr]

seeing julien baker dressed up as jesus got me thinking ellie williams would definitely go for jesus for halloween at some point

[deep-down-in-drowsy-town]

Best plot twist in Black Friday:

Wait, Uncle Wiley is hot now?

[eternal-work-in-progress]

me when pirate lesbians

Famous Pirate Captain Sealaim Wvrin-Levonne (the blonde one (imagine being blonde?????))

Disgraced Commander War Criminal Teyji Ranoko (the one that belongs to @ruler-of-the-glorious-memepire )

[bonesbunns]

Mel ✨

[boltlightning]

not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened

[monophobix]

the real MVPs of arcane

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[feralcringeman]

PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

UPDATE:

I put this in my reblogs but I’m going to attack this to the main post.

TRUMP HIMSELF DIDN’T CHEAT BUT SOMEONE DEFINITELY TAMPERED WITH THE ELECTION RESULTS.

^

Made by the amazing @the-gay-prometheus (genuinely thank you for saying this)