#Intp quotes

[mistype360]

mbti types as scents

infj, enfj : sandalwood, patchouli, sage, jasmine, cacao butter

enfp, infp: vanilla, hibiscus, rose, autumn, lilacs, parchment

entj, intj: bergamont, eucalyptus, cashmere, almond, lavender

intp, entp: lemongrass, nutmeg, spearmint, blood oranges

esfj, isfj: rosemary, white musk, brown sugar

istj, estj: leather, toffee, mahogany, black cherry, cedarwood

isfp, esfp: sea salt, clay, coconut, ocean, cactus, peaches

istp, estp: pine, petrichor, lemonade, champagne, bourbon

[infpspsspspsp]

INFP: *gently taps table*

INTP: *taps back*

INFJ: What are they doing?

INTJ: Morse code.

INFP: *aggressively taps table*

INTP: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[coruscatingdust]

I wanted "peace," to be left alone in my underground world. Real life oppressed me with its novelty so much that I could hardly breathe.

Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground

[wytaiwinter]

Yearning for you soul, tainted and harmful to mine as it may be, is all I can do to be with you

I cannot be yours

I cannot touch you

I cannot cup your face and wish your tears away

Your body and mind do nothing but hurt me

Your words to me are drenched in distaste

So all I can do is write these silly poems, hoping to relinquish the chains you have locked around my heart, dragging it down to yours

[justplaincoldwater]

*sigh* humans were never really my type anyway

[mbti-darling]

the average Ne-Ti, Ti-Ne conversation

ENTP: have you ever been to a brothel?

INTP: I live there

ENTP: listen, if prostitutes are together outside is it considered a brothel?

INTP: no. If doctors are together outside is it considered a hospital?

ENTP: well, it could be an improvised- no, I guess not.

(5 minutes later)

INTP: if all food can be classified as sandwiches, soups or salads and a fruit salad is salad what is a single fruit?

ENTP: an ingredient

INTP: not an option. soup, salad, sammie.

ENTP: well...

INTP: what is juice?

ENTP: a soup, because it's water and vegetables.

INTP: but what about watermelon juice? you don't add water.

ENTP: ... good question

INTP: how much can you cut up fruit before it becomes soup? if it ever does?

ENTP: well, how many prostitutes can stand in the same place before it gets to be called a brothel? if it ever does? is it the same for doctors and hospitals?

INTP: ...

[oiblackestsheep]

MBTI Types as Spongebob quotes that live rent free in my head

INTP: "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." - Spongebob

INFP: "I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today." - Squidward

INTJ: "Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." - Sandy

INFJ: "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma... *milk spills* " - Patrick

ENTP: "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. " - Spongebob

ENFP: "I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all the water, and now I'm better." - Patrick

ENTJ: "Well, it wouldn't be the first time you ruined everything." - Squidward

ENFJ: "If I were to die in a firey explosion due to the carelessness of a friend... then it would just be alright." - Spongebob

ISTP: "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?" - Spongebob

ESTP: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!" - random fish

ISFP: "Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions." - Spongebob

ESFP: "See, no one says 'cool' anymore. That's such an old-person thing. Now we say 'coral', as in 'That nose job is so coral.'" - Pearl

ISTJ: "I order the food. You cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die." - Squidward

ESTJ: "My diet Dr. Kelp? How am I supposed to eat this without my drink?!" - random fish

ISFJ: "I'm so loyal, I don't mind sleeping out on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent." - Spongebob

ESFJ: "Good people don't rip other people's arms off." - Spongebob

[mbtiinteractions]

ENFP : What are you reading, INTP ? Another boooring book, without romance or love stories?

INTP : Well... yes, but actually, no. I'm reading "The Biology of Emotions" : one of the chapters is called "neurobiology of natural and artificial pleasures", so I guess this is the closer thing to a love story I've ever read...

ENFP : Hmmm... your book seems interresting but... isn't it a bit risky to overthink about emotions ? Won't it affect them in a wrong way ? Make you emotionaly insensitive ?

INTP : Nah, don't worry !

ENFP : Wow, what an argument !

[the-intp-kid]

INFP: i think this guy and this girl are in a relationship

INTJ: proof?

INFP: I've seen them together often, and they seem pretty close

INTP: we often spend time together and aren't in some kind of polyamourus relationship, so your argument is not valid. i don't believe you until you give me some proofs

INTJ: yeah, they could be just friends, so you're saying that girls and boys can't be just friends and will always have romantic shits going on between them? what a stereotype. so, we don't take your invalid arguments. give us some proofs and we'll talk about it

INFJ: I'm sorry, INFP, but I'm with INTP and INTJ this time

INFP: but these two don't even know what romance is tho???

[mazzystarlover]

my mother made me,

and i am still trying to make it up to her

[infpspsspspsp]

INTP: ESFP was about to hit their head on a bar at the playground so I told them to duck and they quacked at me.

INTP: And then they hit their head.

[saltyfishdream]

ENTP and ISTJ

ISTJ: And how did you prepare for the presentation?

ENTP: With my brain, thank you very much.

ISTJ: ...OK. (This guy is hopeless)

ISFP and ISFJ

ISFJ: (being emo) I don't have Fe...

ISFP: It's alright *at least* you have more Fe than I do (has no Fe in their function stack)

ISFJ: ;-; That's too true...

ENFP and INTP

ENFP: I want someone to hurt me

INTP: Good. (Takes out the hair removal wax)

ISTJ and ENFP

ISTJ: I read your ESFJ x ISFP fanfic and I didn't like it.

ENFP: Come on it says Dead Dove Don't Eat in the tags if you don't like it then don't read it!

ISTJ: The taboo themes is just a minor problem.

ENFP: So what are you complaining about???

ISTJ: I have never seen so many grammar mistakes in my life.

ENFP: *dies of probably annoyance

[wytaiwinter]

To let you see the raw, dramatic attempts I make to explain my mind

That is love

[justplaincoldwater]

I've never been loved the way I want to be loved before, to be honest I'm not really sure, I think I'm the one who has never loved anything properly before. I'm afraid that one day when I'm given the chance to love something I won't know when to stop. I'm afraid I'll drown the thing I love the most.

[mbti-darling]

ENTP, talking to a group, suddenly turns to INTP: you're not gonna like this

ENTP: *says it anyways*

[welivetodream]

Who wants to be the main character? I want to be the omniscient narrator of someone's story.