#Internet & Cable Providers

[etcnnante]

no internet? i suffer

[girlonthelasttrain]

girl help ziggo's new youtube ads are about star trek...

[pricetelecommunications]

How Price Telecommunications Ensures Reliable VoIP Service for Your Business

Understanding VoIP Call Quality Metrics in VoIP Phone Systems

VoIP Phone System Call Quality

Call quality is a critical aspect of any VoIP phone system. At Price Telecommunications, we deliver high-quality calls by keeping latency, jitter, and packet loss at a minimum. 

By reducing latency in your VoIP system (the delay in transmitting voice), controlling jitter (which ensures the consistent delivery of data packets), and minimizing packet loss (to avoid dropped calls), we ensure every conversation is clear and uninterrupted with the best VoIP Phone System for your business.

Price Telecommunications offers a robust VoIP phone system that allows businesses to monitor these key metrics, ensuring your VoIP communication remains seamless regardless of circumstances.

Choosing a VoIP Phone System Provider with a Strong Uptime Record

VoIP phone systems that are reliable is a necessity.

For businesses, having a reliable VoIP phone system is crucial. That’s why Price Telecommunications guarantees 99.99% uptime for all of our VoIP phone services. With such a high uptime, you can rest assured that you’ll always have a dependable VoIP phone system, no matter the time of day or volume of calls.

Our advanced VoIP IT network infrastructure is built to avoid downtime, and our VoIP phone system SLA ensures that if an issue does arise, it’s addressed quickly and efficiently. Price Telecommunications is dedicated to providing reliable VoIP phone service, so your business never has to worry about communication or call disruptions.

An Optimized VoIP Phone Network Setup for Crystal-Clear Calls

VoIP Phone Systems Offer Clear Calls

Achieving high-quality calls isn’t just about having a great VoIP phone system provider—it’s also about having the right VoIP IT network setup. Price Telecommunications supports optimizing your VoIP network, ensuring you have enough bandwidth and that voice traffic is prioritized with Quality of Service (QoS) configurations.

We work with your IT team to ensure that your VoIP phone network is properly set up to handle VoIP calls, making sure your team and customers always experience crystal-clear conversations. From small businesses to large enterprises, Price Telecommunications provides tailored VoIP phone systems solutions to meet your specific needs.

Monitoring and Troubleshooting VoIP Call Quality Issues

VoIP Phone System Quality 

VoIP phone systems need ongoing monitoring to ensure optimal performance, and Price Telecommunications offers the tools to do just that. Our VoIP phone system call quality monitoring tools allow you to keep track of important metrics like latency and jitter, ensuring you can proactively address any issues that arise.

Should VoIP phone problems occur, our dedicated phone system support team is always available to assist. Whether it’s helping you troubleshoot a network issue or resolving a VoIP call quality concern, Price Telecommunications is committed to ensuring your VoIP phone systems and communication remain smooth and reliable.

Contact Price Telecommunications today and schedule VoIP Phone Service for your VoIP phone system. 

Price Telecommunications, Inc.

3237 S Cherokee Lane Building 1100  Suite 1120 Woodstock GA 30188

Office: (770) 977-9999

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Satvision: The Best Cable TV and Internet Provider in Kollam, Kerala

In today’s fast-paced world, seamless entertainment and reliable internet connectivity are essentials for every household and business. When it comes to delivering these services with top-notch quality in Kollam, Satvision Cable TV Network is the name that stands out. Recognized as one of the top cable TV operators in Kollam, Satvision is also a leader in providing broadband internet services across Kerala.

Why Choose Satvision?

Satvsion has earned its reputation as the best cable TV company in Kerala by consistently offering exceptional service, a wide range of channels, and uninterrupted connectivity. Here's why Satvision is the preferred choice for cable TV and internet:

1. Diverse Entertainment Options

Satvision provides an extensive selection of local, national, and international TV channels. Whether you love sports, movies, or infotainment, Satvision ensures you never miss your favorite shows.

2. Reliable Broadband Services

In an age where everything is online, Satvision ensures high-speed broadband internet with minimal downtime. As one of the top broadband operators in Kollam, SatVision caters to both residential and business needs with customized plans.

3. Affordable Pricing

Satvision is committed to delivering high-quality services at competitive prices, making it accessible to a wide audience in Kerala.

4. Unmatched Customer Support

The team at Satvision goes above and beyond to ensure customer satisfaction. With 24/7 support, users can resolve their queries and issues promptly.

Satvision: Kerala’s Leading Cable TV Supplier

Kerala’s vibrant cultural and entertainment needs demand a service provider that keeps up with modern trends while maintaining reliability. SatVision has successfully positioned itself as the go-to choice for cable TV and broadband services in the region. Their user-friendly installation process and professional team make them a favorite for thousands of households and businesses.

Satvision is an effective supply chain manager – Right from sourcing supply of All Cable TV Hardware equipments, CoAxial Cable, Optical Fiber Cables, Dish Antenna, Digital Receivers, EDFA, Internet Distribution equipments like OLT, ONU, Management Switches, Patch Cord, Optical Fiber Splitter, PLC Splitter as well as Security Systems and CCTV Cables like 2+1. 3+1.

The Satvision Difference

Advanced Technology: Satvision employs the latest technology to ensure crystal-clear picture quality and stable internet connections.

Flexible Packages: Tailored plans to suit varied needs, from budget-friendly packages to premium offerings.

Local Expertise: With deep roots in Kollam, SatVision understands the unique preferences of Kerala’s audience.

If you are in Kollam or anywhere in Kerala and looking for the best cable TV operators or broadband providers, look no further than Satvision Cable TV Network. With years of experience, cutting-edge technology, and a customer-centric approach, SatVision continues to set benchmarks in the industry.

Explore their services and discover how Satvision can transform your entertainment and internet experience.

Visit Satvision today to learn more and subscribe to their amazing packages.

[bryanevansduff]

Cable Attraction

I just got my bill and it looks like my monthly cost for home internet went up again. I told you if you kept ignoring me I was capable of doing something drastic and I meant every word. Now that you’ve left me no choice, I’m going to cancel my account.

Did you really think you could treat someone this way? We had a connection - a serious, 1 gigabyte broadband connection - and you acted like it was nothing. I am so much more than account number GX-1005-63314. You really thought you could just take your monthly withdrawal from then move on to your next victim, all before going home to your whore wife? Don’t forget - you came into my house and drilled a hole in my living room wall - that means something!

Maybe I’m switching to another home internet provider, maybe I’m not. I don’t even care if I hurt myself by trying to stream off of my mobile hotspot the rest of my life. Why should I care about what happens to me when you clearly don’t! If you did care, you wouldn’t have acted so calm and cool when I told you my cell phone company is offering home internet for half of what I pay for ours, or that I’ve been getting a lot of interesting snail mail about other internet providers in my area. I have options, too, don’t you see? How could you say you loved me when you don’t even care about losing me!

I should have seen this coming. Ever since the glow of our initial promotional period expired when we signed up together you’ve been ramping up the monthly price. I guess it’s my fault for not saying something sooner. I must have taught you it was fine to treat me so poorly. We get what we deserve in this life. 

But that goes for you, too, Dan. You’re not going to get away with this: and I’m going to do so much more than just leave a strongly written negative review online. Why don’t you go into your kitchen and see what I’ve cooked you for dinner? That’s right, it’s my home modem. I told you, I would not be ignored Dan!

So now you want to look for promotions in my area? Ha! It’s a little late for that, don’t you think, Dan? But I suppose I would be open to saving $15 a month. That’s a good start. Oh Dan, I knew you loved me. I knew you didn’t mean all of those hurtful things you said earlier. It’s so good to be back together, Dan.

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[merry-1009]

Unlocking the Best Internet Provider Deals: A Comprehensive Guide  

In today's digitally interconnected world, a reliable and high-speed internet connection isn't just a luxury; it's a necessity. Whether you're streaming your favorite shows, conducting business meetings, or gaming with friends, having a robust internet connection can make all the difference. However, with so many providers and packages available, finding the right one for your needs can be overwhelming. That's where Fastway Connect comes in – your trusted partner in navigating the sea of internet options to find the perfect fit for you.

  Why Choose Fastway Connect?  

At Fastway Connect, we understand that not all internet connections are created equal. That's why we've curated a selection of the best providers and packages to ensure that you get the high-speed internet you need at a price you can afford. Here's why you should choose us:

  1. Cheap Internet Deals:   We know that price matters. That's why we've scoured the market to find budget-friendly high-speed internet plans for under $50/month. With detailed insights on speed, data caps, and more, we'll help you find the best deal for your budget.

  2. Tailored Bundles:   Looking for a one-stop-shop for all your entertainment needs? Unlock tailored TV and fast internet bundles based on your location. Our top pick, the AT & T Standard + bundle, offers the ultimate package experience at an unbeatable price.

  3. Exclusive Perks:   At Fastway Connect, we believe that deals should be more than just promotions – they should be valuable savings over your service term. That's why we've partnered with top local internet providers to uncover exclusive perks that you won't find anywhere else.

  Compare and Contrast  

Not sure which provider is right for you? Our comprehensive comparison tool makes it easy to compare top-speed internet providers like AT&T, Optimum, and Spectrum. From budget-friendly options like Direct TV to multi-gig possibilities with Frontier and AT&T Fiber, we'll help you find the perfect fit for your needs.

  Internet Technology Explained  

Understanding the different types of internet technology can help you make an informed decision when choosing a provider. Here's a breakdown of the most common types:

-   5G Home Internet:   Utilizes cellphone towers to deliver high-speed internet directly to your home. Offers speeds up to 1,000 Mbps but consistency may vary based on proximity to a cell tower. -   Fiber:   The swiftest and most dependable option, boasting symmetrical download and upload speeds. Limited availability but offers multi-gigabit plans. -   Cable:   Widely accessible and highly reliable, with gigabit speeds. May experience slowdowns during peak usage periods. -   Fixed Wireless:   Offers reliable connectivity for rural regions without the latency issues of satellite options. Expect slower speeds and data caps. -   Satellite:   Spans all 50 states, offering reliable connectivity for rural areas but with higher latency and lower data allowances. -   DSL:   Utilizes telephone lines for data transmission, offering widespread availability and affordability but relatively lower speeds.

  Guidelines to Selecting Your Ideal Internet Provider  

Still not sure where to start? Follow these guidelines to help you make the right choice:

1.   Evaluate Your Speed Needs:   Take our speed test to gauge your current speed and determine if you require more or less. 2.   Consider Device Count and Usage:   Factor in the number of connected devices and your daily online activities. 3.   Assess Your Current Speed:   Test your existing internet speed and seek transparent pricing to understand the actual cost. 4.   Demystify Internet Terms:   Gain clarity on essential internet concepts to make informed decisions.

  Internet Provider FAQs  

Still have questions? Here are some frequently asked questions about Fastway Connect:

-   Does Fastway Connect provide internet services?   We don't directly offer internet services but link you with providers accessible in your area. -   Why do limited internet providers serve my area?   Limited options often result from the costly infrastructure needed, but we ensure access to top providers. -   Will there be new internet choices available in my vicinity?   With the rise of 5G and infrastructure investments, we're committed to bringing you cutting-edge options.

In conclusion, finding the best internet provider doesn't have to be complicated. With Fastway Connect, you can unlock exclusive deals, compare top providers, and find the perfect fit for your needs. Say goodbye to slow connections and hello to high-speed internet today!

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I'VE JUST CLIMBED A FUCKING TREEEEEE!!!

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That's it. That's the post.

[subjectsix]

KIP'S BIG POST OF THINGS TO MAKE THE INTERNET & TECHNOLOGY SUCK A LITTLE LESS

Post last updated November 23, 2024. Will continue to update!

Here are my favorite things to use to navigate technology my own way:

A refurbished iPod loaded with Rockbox OS (Rockbox is free, iPods range in price. I linked the site I got mine from. Note that iPods get finicky about syncing and the kind of cord it has— it may still charge but might not recognize the device to sync. Getting an original Apple cord sometimes helps). Rockbox has ports for other MP3 players as well.

This Windows debloater program (there are viable alternatives out there, this one works for me). It has a powershell script that give you a little UI and buttons to press, which I appreciate, as I'm still a bit shy with tech.

Firefox with the following extensions: - Consent-O-Matic (set your responses to ALL privacy/cookie pop-ups in the extension, and it will answer all pop-ups for you. I can see reasons to not use it, but I appreciate it) - Facebook Container ("contains" Meta on Facebook and Instagram pages to keep it from tracking you or getting third party cookies, since Meta is fairly egregious about it) - Redirect Amp to HTML (AMP is designed for mobile phones, this forces pages to go to their HTML version) - A WebP/AVIF image converter - uBlock Origin and uBlacklist, with the AI blacklist loaded in to kill any generative AI results from appearing in search engines or anywhere.

Handbrake for ripping DVDs— I haven’t used this in awhile as I haven’t been making video edits. I used this back when I had a Mac OS

VLC Media Player (ol’ reliable)

Unsplash & Pexels for free-to-use images

A password manager (these often are paid. I use Dashlane. There are many options, feel free to search around and ask for recs!). There is a lot that goes into cybersecurity— find the option you feel is best for you.

Things I suggest:

Understanding Royalty Free and the Creative Commons licenses

Familiarity with boolean operators for searching

Investing in a backup drive and external drive

A few good USBs, including one that has a backup of your OS on it

Adapter cables

Avoiding Fandom “wikias” (as in the brand “Fandom”) and supporting other, fan-run or supported wikis. Consider contributing if its something you find yourself passionate or joyful about.

Finding Forums for the things you like, or creating your own*

Create an email specifically for ads/shopping— use it to receive all promotional emails to keep your inbox clean. Upkeep it.

Stop putting so much of your personal information online— be willing to separate your personal online identity from your “online identity”. You don’t owe people your name, location, pronouns, diagnoses, or any of that. It’s your choice, but be discerning in what you give and why. I recommend avoiding providing your phone number to sites as much as possible.

Be intentional

Ask questions

Talk to people

Remember that you can lurk all you want

Things that are fun to check out:

BBSes-- here's a portal to access them.

Neocities

*Forums-- find some to join, or maybe host your own? The system I was most familiar with was vbulletin.

MMM.page

Things that have worked well for me but might work for you, YMMV:

Limit your app usage time on your smartphone if you’re prone to going back to them— this is a tangible way to “practice mindfulness”, a term I find frustratingly vague ansjdbdj

Things I’m looking into:

The “Pi Hole”— a raspberry pi set up to block all ads on a specific internet connection

VPNs-- this is one that was recommended to me.

How to use computers (I mean it): Resources on how to understand your machine and what you’re doing, even if your skill and knowledge level is currently 0:

This section I'll come back an add to. I know that messing with computers can be intimidating, especially if you feel out of your depth. HTML and regedits and especially things like dualbooting or linux feel impossible. So I want to put things here that explain exactly how the internet and your computer functions, and how you can learn and work with that. Yippee!

[etcnnante]

anyone else have internet so bad it caused a sinkhole in your driveway

[ozzgin]

Monstertober Day 14: Eyes Everywhere ft. Internet Monster

content: gender neutral reader, digital monster, NSFW

You remember your mother's warnings about God always keeping an eye on you. At the time, you found it to be a ridiculous threat, a bizarre display of control and power. Now, however, omnipresence is the only way you could possibly describe your situation, and there isn't anything holy to it.

You were quick to learn that your digital partner is dreadfully possessive and jealous. Certain contacts from your phone often disappear without a trace. Your favorite websites are frequently unavailable. You've had people refer to messages you've never sent, such as refusals to hang out. "I thought you're sick?" some classmate might ask. "It's too bad you couldn't attend last week", they'll remark, giving you a pitiful smile. You've no idea what they're talking about.

The creature's reach has surpassed your expectations. It seems that it has found a way around your house, too, spreading its authority across every room and every belonging. Lights flickering when it wants your attention, music spontaneously playing when it desires a particular mood for the evening. Although the worst of it lies in other shameful moments; such as your lewd toys malfunctioning in the midst of your private time, abruptly stopping right before your peak, or increasing their intensity just as you're about to settle down.

"Stop messing with me", you groan, kicking the blanket off in a sign of protest.

Your phone lights up and the screen is flooded with rapidly expanding waves of 0s and 1s, until a proper message is formed: Consider it your punishment.

"Excuse me?"

Instantly, you're provided with a recording of yourself grinning before your computer screen. You squint your eyes. It's a smut story you'd found recently, during a rare moment of online freedom.

Is that what you like, (Y/N)?

You sit up, startled by the monotonous AI voice coming from your speaker.

"The tentacle monster slithered around you, forcefully spreading your legs", the voice narrates. You realize it's quoting the erotic work you read online. Why, that's something I could've easily provided for you. I am disappointed.

A sudden pressure tugs at your leg: thick braids of cables - its tendrils - tighten themselves against your skin, making their way up.

Spread. Then we'll go over the next paragraph, it demands.

Absurd to think you could hide such perversions from it. No matter, perhaps this time you'll learn your lesson. Regardless of how long it takes.

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[pricetelecommunications]

Why Price Telecommunications Guarantees Flawless VoIP Calls & Unbeatable Reliability

In today’s fast-paced business world, unreliable phone systems can cost you customers, productivity, and revenue. Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) has revolutionized communication, but not all providers deliver the same level of quality and dependability. At Price Telecommunications, we combine cutting-edge technology, proven infrastructure, and white-glove service to ensure your VoIP calls are crystal-clear and your operations never miss a beat. Keep reading to learn why businesses trust us for seamless, high-quality VoIP solutions.

1. Mastering VoIP Call Quality: Latency, Jitter, and Packet Loss Explained

VoIP call quality hinges on three critical metrics: latency (delays in voice transmission), jitter (inconsistent packet delivery), and packet loss (data gaps during calls). Poor performance in any of these areas leads to choppy audio, frustrating delays, and dropped calls.

At Price Telecommunications, we optimize our VoIP systems to minimize latency to under 150ms, reduce jitter through advanced traffic prioritization, and virtually eliminate packet loss with redundant network pathways. Our proprietary monitoring tools give you real-time insights into call quality, so you can address issues before they disrupt your business.

Pro Tip: Use our user-friendly dashboard to track call metrics and ensure every conversation meets your quality standards.

2. 99.99% Uptime: Your Assurance Against Costly Downtime

Downtime isn’t just an inconvenience—it’s a direct threat to your revenue and reputation. Price Telecommunications offers a 99.99% uptime SLA, backed by enterprise-grade data centers and 24/7 network monitoring. Here’s how we keep you connected:

Redundant Servers: Automatic failovers during outages.

Proactive Maintenance: Updates scheduled during off-peak hours.

Transparent SLAs: Clear guarantees for resolution times and service continuity.

Whether you’re closing deals or supporting customers, our infrastructure ensures your VoIP system stays online when it matters most.

3. Network Optimization: The Secret to Crystal-Clear VoIP Calls

Even the best VoIP provider can’t compensate for a poorly configured network. Price Telecommunications offers free expert consultations to optimize your setup:

Quality of Service (QoS): Prioritize voice traffic over less critical data.

Bandwidth Management: Ensure sufficient capacity for simultaneous calls.

Hardware Recommendations: Compatible routers, headsets, and switches.

From small businesses to multi-location enterprises, we tailor solutions to your network’s unique demands, eliminating bottlenecks and ensuring flawless call performance.

4. 24/7 Monitoring & Expert Troubleshooting

No system is immune to occasional hiccups. That’s why we provide real-time call quality monitoring and immediate access to our technical team. Our tools track:

Latency spikes

Jitter fluctuations

Packet loss trends

If an issue arises, our engineers diagnose and resolve it remotely—often before you notice a problem. Need on-site support? Our team is ready to assist, day or night.

Conclusion: Partner with Price Telecommunications for VoIP Excellence

Don’t settle for subpar calls or unreliable service. Contact Price Telecommunications today to experience the difference a truly enterprise-grade VoIP solution can make.

Price Telecommunications, Inc.

3237 S Cherokee Lane Building 1100  Suite 1120 Woodstock GA 30188

Office: (770) 977-9999

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Kerala’s Best Cable TV and Internet Solutions: What Makes Satvision Stand Out

When it comes to staying connected and entertained, having a reliable service provider is essential. In Kerala, SatVision has established itself as the best cable TV company and a leading name among internet and cable providers. With its wide range of services, customer-centric approach, and commitment to quality, SatVision is revolutionizing the way households enjoy entertainment and connectivity.

Why Choose SatVision?

1. Extensive Channel Lineup

SatVision offers an unparalleled selection of channels, catering to diverse preferences. Whether you're a fan of regional movies, international shows, or the latest news updates, SatVision ensures there's something for everyone.

2. High-Speed Internet

In today’s digital age, fast and reliable internet is a necessity. SatVision provides blazing-fast broadband services that make streaming, gaming, and working from home seamless and hassle-free. As one of the top internet and cable providers in Kerala, they ensure consistent performance.

3. Affordable Packages

SatVision’s packages are designed to suit every budget. By bundling cable TV and internet services, customers enjoy excellent value for their money without compromising on quality.

4. Exceptional Customer Support

Customer satisfaction is at the heart of SatVision’s services. Their dedicated support team is available to assist with any queries or technical issues, ensuring a hassle-free experience.

5. Cutting-Edge Technology

SatVision uses advanced technology to deliver crystal-clear picture quality and uninterrupted internet connectivity. With a focus on innovation, they continually upgrade their infrastructure to meet the evolving needs of their customers.

Experience Entertainment Like Never Before

SatVision isn’t just a service provider; it’s a gateway to a world of entertainment and connectivity. Here are some highlights of what sets them apart:

Regional and International Channels: Explore a vast library of entertainment options that include popular Malayalam channels alongside global favorites.

Customized Packages: Choose plans that perfectly match your viewing and internet needs.

Seamless Streaming: Enjoy buffer-free streaming of your favorite shows and movies with SatVision’s robust internet service.

Join the SatVision Family

If you’re looking for the best cable TV company or top-tier internet and cable providers in Kerala, SatVision is your answer. Experience unparalleled entertainment and connectivity by making the switch today.

Visit https://satvision.in/contact-us/ to explore their services and find a plan that suits your needs. Let SatVision redefine how you enjoy TV and internet in Kerala.

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@ anon

I think it might be actually dangerous to publish your ask, but I'm sure from my response people will be able to tell what it's about anyway.

You're full of actual, absolute shit if you're pretending not to know by now that verification processes to ensure the legitimacy of Ghazzawin's fundraisers have been undertaken, and that details about what these processes entail have been shared by several people. Several people, some of them currently in Gaza, put themselves through countless hours of work video-calling people, judging their knowledge of dialectical Arabic, seeing their faces and their children's faces and their living conditions, seeing IDs and bank information, asking invasive, personal questions that they didn't want to be asking & that the people responding probably didn't want to be answering, and physically visiting people in Gaza and video-recording their interactions, just so that people like you could be sure that these fundraisers were legitimate. If you're ignoring all of the blood & tears that went into that process just so you can hand-wring about scams, no one needs to be concerned with convincing you of the legitimacy of anything, because you were never going to donate to these people anyway. You are just looking for any plausible-sounding excuse not to do what you already didn't want to do.

If, by some miracle, you actually didn't know about the verified fundraiser spreadsheet (which is frankly still blameable bc, where on earth have you been?), then there it is. The post of mine that you're referring to never even mentioned responding to asks; using this spreadsheet is an absolutely valid, reasonable way of donating directly to families.

Now let me treat some of your statements as though they were questions (which, they were not).

How do people in Gaza have internet access?

Internet infrastructure in Gaza is very robust (e.g. in what cables are made of, how deep they're buried, amounts of redundancy in the system, &c.) because they have been getting bombed by Israel all the fucking time for decades, so they expect this infrastructure to be put through a lot. There have still--if you've been following the situation at all--been several outages caused by damage that Ghazzawin have needed to repair. Though I do have to say that I find it odd that you doubt Ghazzawin have internet access, but also say that you buy eSims...?

A lot of people right now are indeed connected via eSim, which to my understanding only need to connect to wifi once, right when they're activated. People put themselves at risk to connect to eSims because they need to get a good wifi signal, which usually means walking for several miles trying to find high ground. One of my contacts once urgently called me (this is the only time he hadn't just texted) because he had been told his friend had found a signal and so they needed an eSim right then, before they went back to their tent.

I've been trying for some time to connect another of my contacts in Gaza to an eSim, but we're not having success. At Crips for eSims for Gaza they / we (I'm on the server getting advice and helping out but I'm not using their funding; I'm using what people on tumblr have given me to purchase eSims with) keep a constantly updated sheet of which eSim providers use which networks and which networks work in which areas--because the situation is constantly changing. Because my contact doesn't have an eSim on a personal phone, she has to go to a central location to be allotted three hours of internet access from someone who has managed to get connected. Lots of people, on their fundraising posts and pages, specify exactly how they've gotten internet access, how difficult it's been for them to get it, and how stressful it is to be relying on this tenuous connection, spending hours away from their families (at high risk of being shot at by IOF soldiers the whole time), just to message people for hours straight and then go home again.

2. How do people in Gaza have tumblr accounts?

This is a stupid question. Anyone with an email address who is capable of picking a username and password can make a tumblr account. I have personally helped several of my contacts in Gaza with the process.

3. How do people in Gaza know to come into people's tumblr accounts?

This is also a stupid question. I don't really see how you could ask this question if you saw Palestinians as, like, real humans beings. You understand that people talk to each other, yes? Like with words? As soon as a few people had success fundraising to evacuate Gaza on tumblr (nearly a year ago... this news has had a lot of time to spread), obviously they told other people about it.

One of the ways that Israel conducts its genocidal war is through the destructiveness of frustration and boredom. It's a strange situation because everything is extremely dire, urgent, terrifying, and dirty, but there's also seldom anything to do. People are singing, telling stories, going to the beach, inventing games and contests, to entertain children, but also to entertain themselves. And this is the situation--with a bunch of desperate, bored people packed into a tiny piece of land--this is the situation that you think it's impossible for people to talk to each other in? Come on.

If you want to donate to Anera and World Food Kitchen and buy eSims, that's fantastic. Please do that. But if you are as ignorant of the particulars of what this situation is like as your ask makes you appear, then I hope you refrain from speaking on what the situation is like.

I've been nattering on for a long time so here's my call to action:

Decide what you're capable of giving right now, or the next time you get paid

Scroll down on the vetted fundraiser spreadsheet and find someone very low on funds, or with injured children who urgently need treatment or evacuation, and give that money.

AND / OR give it to the PCRF or the IRW

[probablyasocialecologist]

Internet access is hanging on by a thread after most of Gaza’s telecommunication infrastructure was damaged or wiped out in Israeli airstrikes. The bombing campaign earlier this week destroyed two of the three main lines for mobile communication, leaving just one line working, but with disrupted service. Overall, connectivity in the Gaza Strip has fallen from about 95% in early October to around 60% as of Friday morning, according to data from NetBlocks, an internet outage monitoring firm based in London. The lone provider standing between Palestinians and a total blackout is Paltel, the Palestine Telecommunications Company. While all nine of Gaza’s local internet service providers have effectively stopped working, Paltel is the largest Palestinian provider, with connections in the Gaza Strip and throughout the region. While currently enough of its cable network that supports fixed broadband and phone services remains intact, the company said it anticipates a “total blackout” if any more of its lines to Egypt or Israel are damaged.

Harder for people to document Israeli war crimes if there's no internet.

[wingedcat13]

Tell No Lies

[Part One of the third Synovus installment.]

Living on a tropical island didn’t mean the weather was always sunny.

Your island wasn’t in quite the right spot to really get the worst of the monsoon season - too far on the eastern side of the Pacific - but you did still get plenty of rainstorms. When that happened, your group of minions battened down the hatches, triple checked the generators, and usually played cards or other bored games. Sorry, board games.

Sometimes you played, sometimes you didn’t. You weren’t playing this time, because you were catching up on some reading. Sans costume, slumped sideways in a chair, one hand on the cup of hot chocolate you had requested and immediately forgotten about.

Then your phone had dinged.

That was weird, because during storms you didn’t usually have service - technology hadn’t yet beaten Mother Nature entirely. But there were the underwater cables that had been set up to provide internet access, and emergency calls.

And that was more than enough for an entity like Optix to get through when it wanted to. Even when your phone was set to silent.

With a small sigh, you had set the book aside and reached for the screen. An email from Optix: the subject line, in all caps, “INVITATION.”

Intriguing.

You opened it, scrolling past the gold-adorned letterhead to the digital party invitation. You read it. You deleted it. You reluctantly pulled it from the trash folder to read it again. You forced yourself to read it a third time.

‘Thank you for informing me.’ You replied to Optix, before sliding the phone away. The book came to rest comfortably against your chest, pages down, probably doing all kinds of damage to the spine. You stared up at the ceiling, ignoring the present to alternate between stewing over the possibilities of the future and miring yourself in the past.

Eventually, your field of vision had been interrupted by a slow-moving face, drifting in from your peripheral. One eyebrow raised, only inches from your own face, it continued moving slowly and smoothly past where most people would have reached a limit.

“Dude.” Alexandria said, “You haven’t even blinked in like. Two minutes.”

Your erstwhile ‘apprentice’ was using her abilities to float over you. Wearing her suit, which had been modified recently to include panels of bright color against the near-black gray you’d initially designed, she looked sleek and surreal. And older than seventeen, though maybe you just couldn’t judge ages past ‘young’ anymore.

“Hello, Menace.” You’d greeted her placidly. “How goes the Great Pacific Vandalism Project?”

Alexandria beamed, and floated away an inch or so to a more comfortable speaking range. She’d finally gotten a better handle on equilibrium in flight, so her gestures as she talked no longer caused her to wobble in whatever direction she indicated. “It went great! We finally managed to get that CEO.” Her grin widened, “Right in the middle of a press conference.”

“It was satisfying.” A different voice had agreed, as another costumed figure moved into your general field of view. This one didn’t lean over you, but rather settled into the chair opposite, and helped themself to your hot chocolate. Cold chocolate, by now.

A bit of concentration had changed that, as the thief raised the mug to consider it. Their dark blue form-fitting suit had changed in recent times as well, now featuring more delicate details around the neck and wrists. Not quite scales, not quite flourishes, not quite vines, picked out in a slightly darker shade. The short cape at the hips now had flared ends, rather than a pointed tip. It had an elegance that Menace’s suit lacked.

Or perhaps that was the wearer?

“Naiad.” You’d been certain that your tone hadn’t changed. “Welcome back.”

Minerva had lifted the stolen mug in salute, and allowed you a trace of a smile. Crime agreed with her - even if she only rarely agreed with it. Once the straight-laced, impeccable hero Athena, she was now known much more widely as the Naiad: a bioterrorist with a strong cult following among ecology groups.

Over the past year, she had very publicly and very precisely targeted companies who were responsible for much of the pollution going into the Pacific Ocean. Working alone at first, then allowing Menace to join her, she had made trips to the great garbage patches that floated in the ocean’s wide expanse, and returned their contents very directly to sender.

Cars, homes, persons, factories and distribution centers (while they were closed and no one was present; employees were innocent until proven guilty) were all fair game. The only way to be sure of immunity from the Naiad’s attacks was to publicly document cleanup efforts, make donations to the groups who did the same, and implement vast reductions in pollution.

It was good mother/daughter bonding time for the two of them. You knew your presence would only overshadow their efforts, so you simply offered aid and tips during the planning phases. And there was the standing unspoken fact that you would appear to bail them out, if it ever became necessary. So far, it had not been necessary.

Minerva had even admitted, grudgingly, that this new angle on life was, at times, fun.

And that, really, plus the trace of a smile, is what had given you a terrible idea.

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What was even more terrible was that Minerva had agreed.

She stood now at your shoulder, just a step behind, while your invitation was inspected by a man who had gotten very tense at your approach. His costume was patterned in pale yellows and purples, a strip of rainbow draped over his collarbones. You couldn’t make out much expression behind the mask, but you didn’t really need to when you could hear the material creaking as he prepared to square up.

“I am… confused.” He allowed, considering the printed invitation. “You - do know this is a hero’s wedding, right?”

“I’m aware.” You answer flatly, the helmet giving you a wonderfully crisp punctuation. You’ve made only the slightest concessions to the event’s formality in the form of a nicer, gilt-edged cape with decorative clasps, and white rose corsages at your wrists to indicate your intention of peace. “I don’t begrudge you the confusion, Sun Dog. I will be grudging if you attempt to deny me entry.”

Sun Dog hesitated a moment more. You really didn’t want to hurt the man, no one you knew of did - which was probably why he was the bouncer at this particular event. It was hard to hate the person whose sole job was disaster response and relief.

Just when you were resigning yourself to this going poorly at the gate, Naiad leaned forward over your shoulder. Her costume had been adapted to include a floor-length skirt in a blue ombre, slit to the thigh on the sides and revealing the usual suit’s leggings beneath, and her arms were bare to the shoulder except for jewelry in the places of her normal accents. She’d pinned her hair up with sea-shell and coral pins, with deep purple pearls for earrings. You stopped breathing, attempting to be as still as possible to prevent any of those decorations catching on part of your ensemble.

“Parhelion. We’ll cause no trouble.”

The name clearly meant something to him. Sun Dog’s body language changed, shifting rapidly through a few shades of things you didn’t know him well enough to identify. None of them were hostile, though, so you gave the man his moment to process.

“I… had my suspicions, but…” Sun Dog shook his head, “Sorry. Not the time or the place. Glad you’re alright - Naiad, is it?” At her confirming nod, he continued, “Anyway, the invitation is legitimate, I’m just surprised you actually came. Uh. Guest book is ahead, gift table to the left. Good luck?”

You nodded regally and moved further into the venue, gaudily bedecked in white and taupe and glittering silver and gold. At the guest book, you confined your signature at first to the simple stylized S that was popular among bored schoolchildren. Naiad signed more gracefully, and pressed the pen back into your hand. You contemplated stealing it to make a point, but added the remaining letters to your name in a normal script instead.

Naiad was also the one to place your gift - a small black box with a silver ribbon - among the bright and shiny assortment of well-wishes, though that was more a matter of practicality. If you’d put it there, everyone would’ve assumed it was a bomb.

And the entire time, you were surrounded by people in costume. Some had made little to no alteration to their standard getups. Others had clearly commissioned outfits specifically for this event. Those who were part of the wedding party were all in what felt to you like mockery of their usual garb; the same shapes and silhouettes, but in shades of champagne and adorned with glitter, their masks or helms altered to match each other.

You didn’t stand out as much as you might’ve. There were heroes who dressed in dark colors and full-coverage helmets. It was the cape that really made your silhouette distinctive, which was why you’d shortened it from its usual wide floor-length to a slimmer, knee-length drape. And besides, who would invite Synovus to a wedding? Particularly this wedding?

Abruptly, you wished that changing your outfit hadn’t felt like so much of a concession, a surrender. You wished that you could’ve hemmed and hawed between narrow or wide skirts, short or long sleeves, backless or high necked. Layers of chiffon, of deep blue with tiny flickering gems in blues and greens and purples, a clear blue sash at the waist, or perhaps a shawl around the shoulders -

But that kind of wishful thinking is what got you here in the first place. The moment passes. Your suit is familiar, fitting, and practical. The rosettes at your wrists feel like chains.

You hear the first whispers from one of the bright costumes around you. Is that Synovus?

You turn to Naiad, “We should find our seats.”

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You were, rather mercifully, seated to the back and one side, in a portion of the room not quite as well lit. The set up was rather traditional, with everyone split down rows, and the aisle in the center. You were on the bride’s side, and couldn’t honestly have said what the name of the groom was.

A few of the heroes had taken to eyeing you. Before they could investigate or act on their suspicions blindly (you knew which one you thought was more likely), the music started.

And the lights went out.

Your hand found Naiad’s in the darkness, and you lifted it to your helmet so she could feel you shake your head. Not me. Your power was quiet, the shadows entirely natural. You remained still, watching the attendees shift and begin to whisper. Most of them must have been warned ahead of time - prudent, considering how many of these people you’d fought. How many of them had you given a fear of the dark?

When a light appeared, it was not natural, nor electric. Nor was it yours. A pale silver glow began at the foot of the aisle, illuminating from beneath one high heel. Then another. On the next step, the first light began to float, turning from a spot on the floor into a small orb of light. Others joined it, like so many small sparkling stars.

In this way the bride, the hero Dazzler, made her way down the aisle.

You had to admit, it was a stunning display. On occasion, one of the lights would twirl around her, granting tantalizing glimpses of her dress and playing off the crystals in her hair. The pale silver glow was soft and alluring, and in the darkness of the room, it made her seem as though she were a deity of creation; the steps she took forming reality in her wake.

At the altar, she paused, to hand off her bouquet. Then she turned to face the crowd, raised her hands, and called all of the globes of light to encircle her and the man in a suit who was presumably her groom. They formed the shape of a heart, then faded as the room’s lights came back on.

Everyone oohed and awed appropriately. Naiad shifted, and you realized you still held her hand. Without conscious thought, your grip had tightened. Abruptly, you let go.

The two of you sat in silence as the ceremony began.

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Once everyone had moved to the tables, you actually thought you might get through this without being officially recognized by anyone other than Sun Dog. That was both a relief, and mildly insulting.

Naiad had given you questioning glances since you had left the ceremony, but you’d yet to provide an answer. You’d warned her before you arrived that you would speak as little as possible once inside the venue - your voice would certainly give you away. Naiad had said that was the consequence of being a monologuer. You’d protested, vociferously, because it was true.

But as the guests were mingling, the open bar being besieged, the instant your shoulders started to relax, there was a high pitched shriek from somewhere behind you. Not a shriek of terror or anger or surprise. One of joy.

Of course.

The syllables of your name filled the air, broken into three and a half parts. There was a frantic rustle of cloth and the rapid clicking of heels. Then arms wrapped around your middle, and a heavily perfumed, glittery weight slammed into you.

You, very judiciously, did not move.

“I’m so glad you came!” Dazzler gushed, moving around in front of you. She let her arm trail as she did, so that she never lost contact with you. You felt like you were being circled by a shark. Up close, the makeup and glitzy hair-pieces felt like an attack. “You never RSVP'd! I’d almost given up hope!”

You still had not moved, even to turn your head. Dazzler pouted at you, and you tried to ignore that you knew she was just looking at herself in your helmet’s reflection. Around you, half the guests had abandoned their chairs or their place in line at the bar, half-starting, ready to leap into action. Every single pair of eyes in the place was fixed on the two of you.

And you knew that this was exactly why Dazzler had invited you. You’d known when you received the invitation. You knew when you decided to attend. Because this kind of bullshit was exactly why you’d harassed her into moving to a different continent.

“Many felicitations, Diane.” You reply, as though she isn’t doing her damnedest to make a scene. As though she’d cornered you in a hallway, instead of the middle of the banquet hall. “I get invited to so few parties - I can’t imagine why.”

Laughing, Dazzler moves to swat you on the arm, and transitions from that to looping her arm through yours. “Oh, Syn. People just don’t know you, that’s all! Come on, say hello to everyone with me, it’ll-”

You have no intention of being dragged off by Dazzler to become arm candy. But before you can find a way to elegantly maneuver out of the situation, Naiad is stepping between you.

“Perhaps things have changed since my wedding.” Without a filter, Naiad’s voice is not far off from Athena’s. She’s taking a terrible risk to do this, that someone will identify her by her past persona and its questionable end. But Athena never took quite that tone of condescension. “But greeting the guests is typically something one does with their groom.”

“Oh.” Dazzler steps away, a tiny frown creasing her brow. She’s not used to having competition. Not used to being thwarted by anyone who isn’t you. Still, she recovers quickly, laughing again and holding the back of one hand to her forehead. “Of course! With all the preparations and everything, I forgot there’s so many steps! You must remember, right? All the decisions you have to make, and then there’s so many people here -”

Again, Naiad cuts her off, “Then we wouldn’t want to monopolize so much of the bride’s time. Happiness - and many years of it - to you both.”

She raises an arm to your back, and automatically, you reciprocate. It makes you a unified front, automatically reinforcing her words. You know everyone here will remember this. Naiad is now permanently associated with Synovus.

“Be well, Dazzler.” You add, so no one will think this is some kind of catfight you allowed to happen. You’re not sure that thought was coherent, actually, but saying something seemed important at the time.

Together, you and Naiad turn away, moving to your assigned seats in a corner. The rest of the room is silent, except for the music no one thought to pause. Dazzler’s bridesmaids - most of them heroes themselves - swarm her, whispering furiously.

Dazzler raises her voice to be heard by everyone when she responds, “Oh, we used to date.”

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“I dislike that I can’t even call that woman a menace without besmirching my daughter’s name.” Naiad said, some time later.

The two of you had sat in silence while the room slowly restored itself to a cautious order. No one had forgotten you were there, but some seemed to accept that you were here peacefully. Given that you were not going to remove your helmet, and therefore could not actually consume anything, both you and Naiad had eaten before you came. This also spared the nervous waitstaff the task of servicing your - otherwise empty - table.

You let out a long, slow exhale, below what your helmet will verbalize. “Calling her anything will please her, in the end. Any attention is good attention, and if it lets her play the virtuous victim, all the better.”

Naiad glances back at you, gauging something. “She fooled you?”

You wince, attempt to communicate something solely by facial expression, and fail utterly because you’re wearing a helmet. How to describe what you’d seen in Dazzler once?

“I…. Wanted very badly to be someone worth effort. She caught me by surprise. It wasn’t until much later I realized she actually believed….” You break off, grimacing.

Naiad’s head tilts in a way that suggests she’s raising her brows at you. “Believed you loved her?”

“No - no, I knew she thought that. I wasn’t - I was young.”

These had been the days before Rosie, before Doll. Before there had been anyone but you, still running from and hunting any of Sunhallow’s surviving lieutenants. Nineteen and alone and then suddenly there was someone telling you otherwise, someone with a power of light so like and so different from your father’s.

“She felt.” You say finally, “That we were… destined. Her light, to my darkness. That I was… tameable.”

It had taken some years of retrospection to put the pieces together, but you had. Dazzler had wanted a tame villain; proof she was worth loving enough that it erased your identity in the process. Justification for everything she was, because she was the ‘good’ half. The ‘pure’ one.

“Oh for fuck’s sake.” Naiad mutters. She raises one hand, as though to pinch the bridge of her nose, but settles for bracing against the mask’s thick material.

“That too. But as I said - we were young.” Your voice was dry, and a little bit weary. Dazzler exhausted you, even now.

“Does she-?” Naiad cuts herself off, looking to re-affirm that Dazzler (and her groom) are on the other side of the room. Still, she lowers her voice, “Does she… know, then?”

Your laugh is bitter, but it is a laugh, “No. No, I got away before she learned all my secrets.”

You tap the table, curving your hand to make a small alcove where only you and Naiad can see your palm, and summon a small flicker of light. Then you let your hand fall flat again, extinguishing it.

“I am complete without her, by whatever metric you care to use.”

Naiad nods, accepting that explanation. There had been glasses of water on the table when you arrived, and she’d pulled one closer to claim it. You can tell she’s thinking by the way she traces its rim. You can tell she’s upset in some way by the way the water in the glass rises to follow her movement.

“How’d you explain the tattoo?” She asks mildly.

“She never saw it. I think she believes I have scars I don’t want anyone to see.”

A tattoo was a kind of scar, in a way, so it hadn’t been a lie. And it had fit with the image of you Dazzler so wanted, for you to have been broken and abused. Ashamed.

Naiad narrows her eyes, “If you were lovers, then-“

“Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to, my dear.”

She leans back in her seat, taking the glass with her. She sips at the water and surveys the crowd. You pretend not to be surveying her. Dazzler was not a secret, per se, but the details of how you’d felt about it are not something you’ve ever shared.

You need to stop giving Minerva your secrets. Particularly when she doesn’t realize how many of them she holds.

The music is upbeat and space-filling. Loud enough that conversations are confined to their groups, but not loud enough you have to shout to be heard. You’re pretty sure this song is on one of Menace’s playlists - something by Chappell Roan.

“Synovus, why are we here?” Naiad asks finally. You willingly give up any attempt to identify the song to consider the question.

“Because I’ve never been to a wedding. Well, no, that’s not quite true. I’ve never been a guest at a wedding.”

Naiad’s gaze drifts to the middle distance, and she downs the remaining water like she wishes it was something stronger. You silently slide another glass over towards her - they set the tables for six apiece.

“Whose wedding were you in?” She asks, making conversation.

“Mine. Technically.” It’s a long story.

Minerva - no, Naiad, you need to think of her that way in the field - had been toying with the stem of the second glass. Now she stopped, becoming very still. At first, your attention pivots to your surroundings, searching for the threat.

Then Naiad says, flatly, “Explain.”

“It wasn’t - like this.” You wave a hand. “I - this was after Dazzler. There wasn’t - I’m not still married.”

“Synovus.”

“It lasted a week, as we’d agreed at the start, the identities were fake, and we swore to never speak of it to each other again.”

It had been a last grasp at normalcy. You didn’t have a social security number, you hadn’t had a community in which to undergo rites of passage that weren’t geared towards Sunhallow. You’d never been to a public school or a prom or a fucking football game. But getting Vegas married and having a honeymoon, then immediately divorcing?

Well that you could do.

“Who did you even do this with?” Naiad asks, flabbergasted and possibly appalled.

“Ah.” You wish you could sip water, to buy yourself time. “Tallflawes.”

Naiad’s outraged, “What?” Is drowned out, however, by the sound of shattering glass, as a blurred figure drops through the roof.

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It’s a bad idea to crash a wedding. Lots of people, most of them easily rallied to at least half the attendees’ defense. It’s worse when more than half the guests have superpowers.

The good news was that no one had to worry about the falling glass - there were four or five different barriers flung up immediately.

The bad news was that it was absolute fucking chaos for five minutes. You hope no one attending had epilepsy.

You, of course, had no intention of intervening. This wasn’t your doing, you were going to be blamed for it regardless, so you might as well enjoy the show. But then you’d recognized the invader as Prodigy. And he was alone.

And the only thing he was yelling, over and over, was your name.

So you stood, removing the white rosettes at your wrists as casually as someone adjusting cuff links. You called to the shadows you’d been keeping at bay. You dialed up the volume of your helmet’s speaker.

And as everyone in the room except Naiad - including Prodigy - found themselves wrapped in solid darkness, you bellowed into the room,

“BE SILENT.”

You also had a small loop of shadow kill the music, because you never did a thing by halves.

As the room suddenly quieted, Prodigy came to drift in the middle of the space. The hum of his hoverboard was the loudest thing in the room at the moment. He wasn’t even struggling against your bonds.

And when he neither complained nor cracked a smile, only looking at you with wide wild eyes and tendrils standing on end, you felt your stomach drop. You knew even before he said, “They’re coming, Synovus! My homeworld - they sent a ship!”

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[I did say this was the one where they went to space. Buckle up, everybody, it’s time to dance!

Which Chappell Roan song is playing? Whichever one you personally believe is funniest and/or most tragic. Tag it!

Links to Ao3.]