#Interaction: Lincoln

[popcornkwantum]

"Jerry is Lincoln's and Scary's biological son, which means teen pregnancy" or "Jerry is adopted"

NO.

It's Scam Likely again

What's the one good thing that Grant and Marco got out of Scams shitty wedding gift? Their son Lincoln. So Scam has learned that the best gift at a wedding is giving someone a child of course

[mossdogs]

not sure how compatible they'd be

[torra-and-the-toons]

Another EEnE x KND thing I never finished, and probably never will.

Eddy would not mix well with the KND but that's what makes it funny.

[manitapaleta]

the Li-Wilson family is the cutest, change my mind

(you cant)

[sunnixsunshine]

Stupid idiots, wanna put em in a blender

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

Something that lives rent free in my head is in S2 Ep1 when Normal calls Lincoln like “Linky Binky Fo Finky” or some shit like that bc wtf you haven’t talked to him in literal years and that’s the first thing out of your mouth??? Normal I love you dearly.

[dcdreamblog]

Is it true that the reason Uncle Sam and several other WWII-era superheroes disappeared even before the whole McCarthy-HUAC debacle because they went to an alternate universe where the Axis won in order to continue the fight against Fascism?

The one hand, it sounds kinda crazy, even for superheroes, but in the other it sounds in-character for Uncle Sam.

Yep. I mean like you said its fucking ludicrous, even for the kind of lives that these heroes lead but its just true in this case. The Multiverse is a really hard idea to wrap your head around outside science fiction but sometimes it will come roaring in whether we like it or not.

(Propaganda poster of the Freedom Fighters produced in 1946)

The Freedom Fighters were already a very insular and embattled part of the Squadron. Their specific mandate was to support resistance movements against fascism all over the world along the periphery of Axis territory where Uncle Sam's considerable influence could stave off the Spear of Destiny while they worked in secret. Their main ports of call for most of the war were in Burma, the Phillipines, China and the southern Mediterranean.

Because of the secretive and intensive nature of their work, they became a very opaque bubble within the Squadron, tightly bonded to one another with their locations and activities often unknown even to the Squadron at large for weeks or even months.

Soon after the war (as in, ON V-J Day) they became aware of the alternative universe you mentioned where the Axis managed to not only win the war but hold dominion over most, if not all, of the world.

During the entire period between the end of the war and the early days of the Justice League they were embattled as the main resistance in that universe, eventually turning the tide and overthrowing Nazi rule with the JLA's help, where they returned to our world. (Not the Firebrand on their team was the Earth X version of original Firebrand Rod Reilly, who died during the Pearl Harbor attacks on our world and did not survive the Fighters' final battle on Earth X)

I DO want to talk about Uncle Sam at some point though because as you implied he is a fascinating figure. (I've actually met him. Like, legit spoken to him, he comes into the museum like...once or twice a month. I think he knows my name)

[ghcststory]

closed starter for @kercsene

"If ya planning on givin' me shit for this, I'mma need to get drunk first, Lina." A low grumble was all Linc had to offer as he practically stomped out of the detox center. It was the fourth time in the last six months he found himself there and each time, the boys behind the counter called Lina. About everyone in town knew the only person remotely skilled enough to deal his bullshit was her, after all. Though, lately his drinking had gotten out of hand, even for him. Walking down the dirt path and to her car, he lit up a cigarette, letting the nicotine hit his lungs before releasing it, looking over his shoulder. "Don't know why you bother comin' to pick me up. I don't need your help." His tone ungrateful, which was rich all things considered.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

I am imploding from the sheer levels of goofy silly this episode but most of all shoutout to my boy BOSS M. KICKS for absolutely killing it holy fuck

[jimmyspades]

[cerealforkart]

Y’know those little illustrations you see in manga for holidays but I feel like I particularly see them for new year’s? It’s one of those

[laurenablack]

OH

OH GOD

WHO'S GONNA TELL THEIR PARENTS THEY'RE MARRIED

WHO'S GONNA TELL CASSANDRA HER SON GOT MARRIED AND HER DEAD EX HUSBAND OFFICIATED IT

WHO'S GONNA TELL GRANT AND MARCOS THEY LET THEIR KID GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL FOR LESS THAN A YEAR AND HE MARRIED 4 PEOPLE IN SPACE

WHO'S GONNA TELL VERONICA THAT SCARY WAS NOT IN SEATTLE, BUT SHE NOW HAS 4 HUSBANDS

WHO'S GONNA TELL LARK AND SPARROW THAT NORMAL MARRIED SATAN'S SON

WHO'S GONNA FLAT OUT DIE OVER THIS FIRST

AND HOW THE FUCK IS REBECCA GOING TO BE A CENTRIST ABOUT THIS

[superscd]

closed starter for @missmvrder continued from here!

If she's good to you, treat her right. Boy, that hit him a little harder than he'd care to admit. His brother was right, he needed to get his shit together. Not just for his sake but for Lina too. She deserved someone better than Linc, though he was also certain it would be the two of them in the end no matter what. Maybe that was part of the problem here. He believed Lina would always be around, so he took advantage more than he should've. "Well don't go saying that in front of her," he chuckled, despite needing to hear it. "She'll start repeatin' your words like a damn parrot and I won't be hearing the end of it." The smile on his face dropped a bit, obvious tension forming in his jaw, causing it to tighten. When Declan then said he wasn't looking to settle down, there was the slightest hint of sadness. Did that mean this would one day be gone and over between them? "Oh yeah? You plannin' on leaving sometime soon? What's so bad about Linden? It's nice here. Ain't the fuckin' Ritz but we got a nice diner, cute girls, a few spots to wet your whistle at. Paradise on Earth, baby."

[bibyvariable]

did you guys know she has a tongue piercing

+ more music for y'all 💞

[nat-without-a-g]

Lincoln insisting that Tony Pepperoni post-mortem was racist had to be pretty awkward for Grant, considering the Li-Wilsons used to invite the man to their house parties.

[mimssysciest]

found this variation of the s2 poster and they accidentally made official tubcoln art 😭🔥🔥🔥

yes, i unironically am taking a liking to this ship, but like, with the specific version of harriet and abe that could've been and they only live in my head.

its all about possibilities, you see... and also because its funny thinking in the two main figures that tried to end slavery in the united states having some sort of relantioship.