#Indeed!

[m3tth4ws]

kiefer sherwood | 10.12.24 ©️ jamie douglas

[individualism]

he’s so dad coded lol kai really growing up ? word? INDEED

#kai #kaicenat #mafiathon #rakai

[absolutebl]

No thoughts, only THIS SCENE in a Korean BL

[fresh-coriander]

Tickling jars of bread! It's everyone's favourite pastime that involves stuffing wholesome sliced bread into glass jars, and tickling them until the bread within erupts into laughter. Not only does it provide growing children and rapidly growing adults with hours of fun, it also ensures that your bread gets protected from threats such as bird beaks and rumoured whispering. But do you know what would make the aforementioned activity approximately 9% more effective? That's right, it's fresh coriander! Simply sprinkle some leaves of fresh coriander upon the stuffed be-jarrèd bread, and during the tickling the delicate fresh coriander taste will combine with the breadyeast to form Sbulan, an ingredient used in bread preservation that is worth 5 points. Haha! Hoho! Indeed! Well! Hmmm. Hmmm. Hmm. But the point is, get some fresh coriander from us today! It's on sale.

[neutrallyobsessed]

As a gay man, I would like to bestow upon you the official permit to Not Ship Narumitsu. unhomophobically. Youre now free from the haters Forever. Peace and love

Why, thank you m'dear gay anon. If i had a working printer I'd make sure to frame this so I can point to this permit anytime someone comes to be annoying bout my shipping choices.

I wish it was the standard to let people ship or not ship things for whatever reason including no reason but we no longer live in "minding our own business" times anymore~~

But I appreciate this gesture nonetheless, what a honor!! ^^♡

[1ohwon]

psst... psa- that citric acid they put in everything these days to give it that xcitrussy flavour, IS a form of processed black mold and so is teknikly 'mushrooms' in a micro-cellular sense, and so-

. . .

(what?)

Just a safety reminder to NEVER try shrooms or LSD if your family has any history of schizoaffective disorders.

[letterful]

[lastoneout]

I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle...and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you'd think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.

Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.

[barbaricjester]

Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[xiaq]

Overheard at the thrift store:

“Stop trying to hold my hand, people are going to think we’re lesbians.”

“We are lesbians.”

“Yeah but not with each other.”

“Ok, but we’re still—god, why are you so stupid?”

“Dunno. Why do you want to hold hands with a stupid person?”

“I don’t.”

“Evidence to the contrary.”

(Mocking voice) “Oooh evidence to the contrary.” (Normal voice) “such a fuckin’ smartass.”

“Oh I’m smart, now? Thought I was stupid”

*Slap fight ensues*

Anyway, I hope they figure out they’re in love soon.

[morgansplorgan]

Starting Caleb: Well, Nott is useful, given she'd lay herself down to protect me. And I have to agree, staying with these freaks might take the attention off me. They're all so dumb...

Post-Molly Caleb: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I care about these weird freaks...

Post-Essek Caleb: Holy shit, I was one double-homicide away from being this?

I say this as a huge Caleb fan - one of the things I hope the M9 animated show doesn’t tone down is how prickly and shady and unlikable he is at the start of the story.

In fact, ramp it up even! There are no players who are actual friends to get in the way of giving us abrasive and off-putting Caleb!

[kalicocal]

it must've been like a punch to the gut when ekko saw powder from this:

to this:

[ingravinoveritas]

"We've all got to be fighting that fight every day."

Happy Pride, everyone...