#Incorrect penumbra quotes

[podcast-official]

buddy: why are juno and peter sitting with their backs to each other

rita: they had a fight

buddy: then why are they holding hands?

rita: they get sad when they fight

[dewey-ing-it]

Penumbra: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a whole 12 cycles now. No response.

Della: Wow. They sound stupid.

Penumbra: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.

Della: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey!

I love you!"

Penumbra: I guess you're right. Hey Della, I love you.

Della: See! Just say that!

Penumbra: Holy fucking shit.

Della: If that flies over their head then, sorry Penny, but they're too dumb for you.

Penumbra: ... Della

[writebackatya]

Penumbra: All right, Duck, I don’t like you, and you don’t like me!

Della: I like you.

Penumbra: Um, all right. You like me, but I don’t like you.

Della: Maybe you’d like me if you got to know me!

[shewhowantsmouseears]

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

Nureyev as Rex: Let me buy you a drink. Shipment directly from earth. [pouring drink] Jaeger?

Juno, Martian with the music taste of a middle aged dad, sweating: Jaeger?..as in Moves Like ??

[foxymc]

[emmikay]

Ed: I can explain.

Winry: Can you?

Ed: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[alex31624]

Penumbra: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Della: It was autocorrect.

Penumbra: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Della: Yes.

[janusfanatic]

[the sides discussing what they’d wish for if they were given a wish]

Logan: I would wish for everyone of us to receive of a wish.

Roman: Typically wishing for more wishes is considered taboo.

Logan: Then I would wish for that taboo to be lifted, as well as an additional wish. And with that additional wish I would wish for all of us to receive a wish.

Virgil: You can’t do that. If you did that, you might as well wish for a million wishes.

Logan: An excellent idea. I wish for a million wishes, then.

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

Juno: *bleeding out* blood loss? No i didn’t loose it, I know exactly where the blood is

[harpie-raven]

*onboard the Carte Blanche*

Juno: Uhhhhh……Buddy? What’re you wearing?

Buddy: My emotions darling, stress couture—

[weirdkev27]

Penumbra: Dewey, what are you doing?

Dewey:*shaking along with the paint can shaker* If you shake fast enough it looks like the paint is still.

Della:*shaking as well* Hey Penny, he’s right. Hahaha!

[dewey-ing-it]

Penumbra: I'm going to take you out.

Della: Great, it's a date!

Penumbra: I meant that as a threat.

Della: See you at five!

[writebackatya]

Penumbra representing the Moonlanders at the United Nations after the Moonvasion:

[shewhowantsmouseears]

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

Season 2 Juno: I will live and I will love but by God I will not laugh