#Incorrect DB

[ap-kinda-lit]

Goku: You wanna go to McDonald’s, son? I’ll get you a happy meal.

Gohan: Dad, I’m 25.

Goku: So you don’t want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?

Gohan: …That would be nice, actually.

[fabuloustrash05]

Goku: Uh oh…

Vegeta: What?

Goku: I see an angry wife heading our way.

Vegeta: Yours or mine?

Goku: Does it matter?

Vegeta: …

Vegeta: You’re right. We’re dead either way.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2572

They'd be in cahoots; they're always in cahoots. (Dialogue from AIapalucci on twitter.)

[thisisnotawendys]

[doodlydoodlies]

[mahiru-no-yami]

[arbre-mes-espaces]

Winter, the Last Dragonborn: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Miraak: *chugs entire bottle*

Miraak: It’s perfume.

[artbybai]

[inkdheart17]

Trunks: if I dye—

Goten: I'll kill myself

Trunks: —my hair blue...

Goten: OOOooohhh 😬

[fandom-trash-xl]

Another Incorrect Quotes Handful, but I feel like some of these would do better as audios

Vegeta, during the Granolah arc: Leave us alone, Frieza, you're supposed to be dead! Frieza: (turning into Black Frieza) SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE! Vegeta: NO NO NO NO!! (proceeds to get 1HKO) --- Cabba: No offense, but how can you afford all this? Frost: None taken, and I can't. (referring to Hit) It's kind of a... sugar daddy situation. Cabba: :) Sugar what? Frost: ... Cabba: ... --- Frieza: And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us! Frieza: ...they burned my eggs. --- Yamcha: My son was so cute today. He asked me: Kuriza: Dad, are clouds candy? Yamcha: I told him they were water. Then he asked: Kuriza: Dad, what's Earth's defense system? Yamcha: Then, I remember I don't have a son, and he asked again, his eyes now piercing red- Kuriza: What is the defense system, father?

[ap-kinda-lit]

Bulma, throwing stuff at Goku: How could you do that!? You left! And you left us in the hands of *points to Vegeta* HIM!

Bulma, to Vegeta: No offense, sweetie.

Vegeta: No, I’m with you.

[fabuloustrash05]

Goku: I told Vegeta that his ears turn red when he lies.  Bulma: Why would you tell him that? Goku: Watch. Goku: Hey Vegeta! Do you love Bulma? Vegeta, covering his ears: NO!

[radiantraditz]

Gotta get around to writing this fic so I can write this scene of Pan and Bulla at the Tournament in the beginning:

Pan: I've learned a new technique. You ready?

Bulla: BRING IT!

Pan: Kaioken!

Vegeta, from the audience: LOOK OUT!

Bulla: Kaio-what

*Bulla proceeds to get her shit rocked*

Or, when Pan, Marron, and Bulla are looking for the Yardratian Dragon Balls:

Pan: We need a team name. How about Team Three Star?

Bulla:

Marron:

Pan:

Bulla:

Marron: What the fu–

(For the record, I know DBZA isn't canon but I'd think it'd be hilarious to reference it anyway).

[bones4thecats]

Basically if I got isekaied into Dragon Ball;

Pan: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. Me: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. *Piccolo / Frieza / Jiren / Hit / Broly / Whis / Beerus / Zamasu / Cell / pretty much any hot character walks in* Me: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

[doodlydoodlies]

POV: Soldier shares his alien theories with Sniper

[mahiru-no-yami]