#Incorrect Agatha all along

[incorrectagathaallalongquotes]

Rio: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Agatha: It’s not a joke.

Agatha: *sniffles*

Agatha: I’m a legit snack.

Rio: You're a whole meal, but that's not the point.

[incorrect-agatha]

Agatha: Billy is such an idiot.

Literally anyone else: Yeah, he really is.

Agatha: Hey! Don’t you DARE talk about him that way!

[born-in-neverland03]

Agatha: What can I say, I like the Bad boys.

That mentioned bad boy aka Rio meanwhile: carries flowers around as gifts for her girlfriend, calls her m'lady, jumps along the witches road, plays with Agatha's hair to calm her down and hugs her when she's upset.

[fandominstability]

*coven family dinner*

Agatha: My food's too hot, I can't eat it

Rio: You're too hot, and I still eat you

Jen, slamming her hands on the table: ONE DINNER

Lilia: ONE PEACEFUL GODDAMN DINNER IS ALL WE ASKED FOR

[choutoile]

Rio: So… where do you want it? Agatha: Against the wall, on the counter, in the shower, wherever feels right. Rio (staring): I meant the new toaster. Agatha (biting her lip): Oh, right… toaster. Same answer.

[owlheart]

lilia: i relate to belle because she loves books and loves people for their souls

jen: i relate to tinker bell because she needs atention or she dies

rio: i relate to kristoff because i would totally go on an adventure with someone i barely know and proceed to critique their relationship choices

agatha: i relate to scar because i, too, am surrender by idiots

[tremordusk]

5 hours into the road trip

Agatha, at the wheel grumbling: Why do I have to drive?

Alice, half sleepy eyed, snuggling into Lilia in the back: Everyone takes a turn at driving

Agatha: Ugh, fine but this seatbelt keeps pinching my tit—

Jen, completely tired voice: Rio remove your hands from Agatha’s boobs right now or so help me—

Rio, pokes Agatha: I touched the butt—

Lilia: Alice no more Disney movies for Rio okay?

Alice: Why is it my fault?

Rio, grabbing Alice by the face and suffocating her in a hug: INTO THE UnKNOWNNNNN—

(Part 2)

P1, P2, P3, P4, P5

[marvelsgirl616]

💜 x 💚

[m-r-nicely]

Billy: Love is an open door.

Agatha: That is incredibly wrong. Love is a revolving door.

Billy: What makes you say that?

Agatha: [looks to Rio] Because this bitch keeps coming back.

[klinefelterrible]

Rio: I WILL FUCK YOU UP

Agatha: oh, really?

Rio: yes, really.

Agatha: boo-hoo!

Rio: *tries to kill her*

Agatha: yeah whatever

[ronance4life42]

Part one?

[incorrectagathaallalongquotes]

Rio: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Agatha, not looking up from her book: Spear.

Rio: BLOCKED.

[incorrect-agatha]

Billy: AGATHA IS THAT A BODY?!?!

Agatha: No, this is a mannequin-

Billy, dialing 911 on the microwave: I’M CALLING THE POLICE!!!

the microwave: 911, what’s your emergency?

Agatha: what the hell-

[born-in-neverland03]

Teen wants to see if Agatha can still drive after Wanda's hex: Okay, you're driving and Lilia and Jen walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Agatha: Obviously Jen. Why would I want to hit Lilia?

Teen: Why would you want to hit Jen either?!

Agatha: ...

Teen: The correct awnser is the brakes Agatha. Again. What would you hit?

Agatha: Jen.

Teen: AGATHA!

[jobethdalloway]

alice: going into classes, writing stuff down. you love all that nerd stuff. billy: writing stuff down is nerdy? what do you do? alice: just forget stuff, like a cool person

[choutoile]

Agatha: Do you ever think before you speak? Rio (grins): Not when it comes to you. I like keeping you on your toes. Agatha: Oh, how considerate. Rio (leans in closer): I could be on my knees, too, if you prefer. Agatha (choking): Out. Now.