#Incorrect Agatha all along

[choutoile]

Agatha: Do you ever think before you speak? Rio (grins): Not when it comes to you. I like keeping you on your toes. Agatha: Oh, how considerate. Rio (leans in closer): I could be on my knees, too, if you prefer. Agatha (choking): Out. Now.

[incorrectagathaallalongquotes]

Alice: Are you crying?

Agatha: This is clearly an allergic reaction, doofus.

Lilia: To what?

Agatha: Life.

[incorrect-agatha]

Alice: I’ve already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Billy: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[born-in-neverland03]

Agatha: What can I say, I like the Bad boys.

That mentioned bad boy aka Rio meanwhile: carries flowers around as gifts for her girlfriend, calls her m'lady, jumps along the witches road, plays with Agatha's hair to calm her down and hugs her when she's upset.

[fandominstability]

*coven family dinner*

Agatha: My food's too hot, I can't eat it

Rio: You're too hot, and I still eat you

Jen, slamming her hands on the table: ONE DINNER

Lilia: ONE PEACEFUL GODDAMN DINNER IS ALL WE ASKED FOR

[m-r-nicely]

Billy: Love is an open door.

Agatha: That is incredibly wrong. Love is a revolving door.

Billy: What makes you say that?

Agatha: [looks to Rio] Because this bitch keeps coming back.

[owlheart]

alice: what are some good response for being stabbed with a knife?

jen: rude

agatha: that's fair

billy: not again-

rio: are you gonna want this back?

lilia, rubbing her temples: what in the hell is wrong with you all

[trulyyourssappho]

Agatha: Fine! Judge all you want but... Agatha, points at Rio: Married a lesbian. Agatha, points at Jen: Left a man at the altar. Agatha, points at Billy: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer. Agatha, points at Lillia: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire. Agatha, points at Alice: Lives in a box!

[jobethdalloway]

alice: going into classes, writing stuff down. you love all that nerd stuff. billy: writing stuff down is nerdy? what do you do? alice: just forget stuff, like a cool person

[ronance4life42]

Part one?

[choutoile]

Rio: So… where do you want it? Agatha: Against the wall, on the counter, in the shower, wherever feels right. Rio (staring): I meant the new toaster. Agatha (biting her lip): Oh, right… toaster. Same answer.

[incorrectagathaallalongquotes]

Agatha: Being gay isn’t a choice.

Agatha: [grabs Rio’s hand like a trophy] It’s a game and I’m winning.

[incorrect-agatha]

Eddie, upon first meeting Agatha: Is this a friend of yours, Billy?

Billy: Kind of? Not really. She’s in my life and there’s nothing I can do about it.

[rhfffas]

agatha: i heard ppl are shipping us

rio: i know. i started it

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Agatha coming out of Wanda's spell:

Agatha: Mark the day, Rio. May 18th at 4:00 p.m.

Rio: Oh, honey. We're well into October.

Agatha: Really??

[asterinthesiren]

Agatha, after Rio breaks out from the ground: Do you actually wanna fucking fight right now?

Rio: Bitch, I brought a fucking knife, don't even try me.

Agatha: Yeah right, what are you even gonna do with that?

Rio: Stab you and watch the cum pour out.

Agatha: Not if I choke you first!

Rio: I'll spit in your face!

Agatha: I'll spit in your mouth!

Rio: I'll like it!

Lilia: What is happening?

Jen, Alice, and Teen: SHH!

Agatha: *blushes* Will you spit in mine back?

Rio: I'll bite your bottom lip and make you fucking bleed.

Agatha: Promise to kiss me after? Wait-no! NO!