#Incident report

[john-macnamara]

PEIP Incident Report Released by ███████ to Tumblr Blog "john-macnamara" 03/13/2024. Subject: General John MacNamara; Elimination of Enemies

Incident #1: December █, 20██. Persons Involved: Colonel Wilbur R. Cross; Major Johnathan S. MacNamara; Lt. Colonel Rosalind B. Schaffer; Agent Xander P. Lee. Location: █████████, NM

At approximately 20:35, a standard mission update was sent in by Col. Cross. Team was instructed to stay put and wait for further instructions. The next two mission updates were unreported. At 22:14, a transmission was sent to Col. Cross. Was picked up by Lt. Schaffer, quote: "Cross is in unstable condition, Lee providing medical assistance. MacNamara in a fire fight with ██████, ███████, and █████. Prepared for further instruction."

The team was left without further instruction. At approximately 1:00, a final transmission was sent. Quote: " ██████, ███████, and █████ incapacitated. MacNamara defied orders under extenuating circumstances, ████ ████████ has been eliminated. Cross has been stabilized. Prepared for extraction. We are sorry."

Post-Incident: Col. Cross was sent to the New Mexico center for emergency medical aid, recovered within one week. Lt. Schaffer given the chance to explain the circumstances, Maj. MacNamara unpunished. Maj. MacNamra also required to take a two-week leave of absence due to his mental state post mission. Viewed this as a punishment.

Incident #2: August ██, 20██. Persons Involved: Brigandine General Johnathan S. MacNamara; ████ ███████; ████ █████████; ███████ ████; █████ ██████; Major General Truman E. Youngerman; Colonel Rosalind B. Schaffer; Lieutenant Colonel Harriet Y. Smith. Location: ███████, ██.

On ████ ██, ████, Brig. Gen. MacNamara disappeared from his station in Point Pleasant, WV. Unresponsive, filed as MIA 48 hours later. On ██████ ██, ████, a message sent to Maj. Gen. Youngerman. Read: "A little birdie told me you were missing a general. Give us the information before he does. You have 72 hours before your general dies."

Maj. Gen. Youngerman provided Col. Schaffer with a hard drive filled with falsified and/or outdated information. She was instructed to swap it for Brig. Gen. MacNamara. Took Lt. Smith as backup. Backup was needed. ████ ███████, ████ █████████, █████ ██████ pulled weapons on the two agents, resulting in a short firefight with all three adversaries eliminated.

Brig. Gen. MacNamara found in a state of half-consciousness, showing signs of heavy torture. Dead body of ███████ ████ found in corner of room. Brig. Gen. MacNamara found clutching the knife. Was sedated and taken to the intensive care unit at MSHS.

Post-Incident: No more information could be found on kidnappers. Brig. Gen. MacNamara made a recovery within 54 days. Retains minor hand tremors, ensure he is still able to consistently aim. Promoted to Maj. Gen. upon his return.

Incident #3: June ██, 20██. Persons Involved: Major Chunhua N. Shào; Major General Johnathan S. MacNamara; Lieutenant Colonel Harriet Y. Smith; Major Ishaan D. Bhavsar; Private Reese G. Dobler. Location: Yellowstone National Park, WY.

Team instructed to remain in cabin and observe impacts of extraterrestrial substances on biological organisms. On May ██, 20██, the escape of a presumed non-sentient substance was reported by Maj. Gen. MacNamara. Previous data had proven a possession of both living and dead organisms. The substance would slowly replace the original matter with it's own. Only able to spread via fluid, however.

Maj. Gen. MacNamara prevented his team from becoming infected in quarantine for twenty days. On June ██, 20██, Maj. Shào reported feelings of dizziness. Throughout the next few days, Maj. Shào showed more signs of infection until it was undeniable. Maj. Shào was a host for the substance. Maj. Gen. MacNamara was given the order to eliminate her. After 17 hours of deliberation, a report was sent in. Quote: "I... I killed her. Chunhua's dead. It was quick, I shot her in the head when *sob* she was sleeping. We burnt her body. There's nothing- *sob* there's nothing left. The threat has been eliminated. Extraction is no longer a risk. *hic* Over."

Post-Incident Report: Maj. Gen. MacNamara and his remaining team members were extracted the next day and given proper medical treatment for minor malnutrition and dehydration. Maj. Shào promoted to Lt. Col. postmortem. Her stipend will be sent to her family, and a funeral will be held on June 24, 20██. For his skills in handling the situation, and following of orders, plans have been made to promote Maj. Gen, MacNamara to four-star general.

[monophobic-valentine]

#0214? / 214?

Incident Report: 214 XX/XX/XXXX

> Player_NO.214 was transferred to NPC214

> Player was named George and was exceptionally into music. He was very talented with a chip tune piano.

> George often commented about the lack of background music in the game.

> Upon transfer, George continued to comment about how quiet it was.

> George said the quiet was too much.

> NPC214 granted Admin Permissions

> George's ears were bleeding...

> Admin Permissions revoked from NPC214

> George has been relocated to "Route One" and has remained there for XXXX Days.

[quismihiignem]

Take a close look

[the-dubbel-experiments]

Incident report. 11/12

The body of 1b has been taken from the morgue. If you have any idea who may be the perpetrator of this crime, please contact your nearest Pigmask Commander immediately.

[shittymurderparty]

Redacted as the owner

(Source: college assignment where we had to write our own incident report)

[loumun-versen]

"Okay then... I guess what I have to do now, is to find the wreckage.. Surely the others are doing the same and we can regroup. Hope they're all okay. ... Where even am I now?"

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Wooooh, this series is finally starting! I'm following the official Inktober prompt list (I know I'm late, shhhhh-) and the story will be about Chelle here, as she travels to find her crashed airship and missing crewmates!

[vladco-tech-official]

hello vladco my school just got destroyed for the fifth time this month when are you gonna deal with that ghost?

Greetings, anonymous student

We would first like to apologize for the continual destruction of your school— we hope that any injuries or casualties caused were minimal.

We are currently working hard to assist in the situation to assure that both your school and the other surrounding schools remain a safe place to learn (at least from ghosts, everything else we cannot help with).

We will log the most recent incident in our database— and we will also be giving out funding to help reconstruct and replace any destroyed and damaged property.

Thank you for reaching out, we hope that you are safe.

[blackhatorganization-official]

Incident Report:

It’s fine.

Probably…

[asf-director-turner]

Incident Report DHJ221

Location: Site - █████ Disruption: Omega Incident Description: On 6/11/2023 an unknown party gained access to the Omega Protocol activation sequence and started it without permission from Director Turner. Though it was stopped in time it was approximately four seconds from detonation. Sabotage is suspected. All Sites are on Code Purple until further notice. [FURTHER INFORMATION CLASSIFIED]

<(👁️‍🗨️)>: I want whatever the hell happened there FOUND OUT SOON! This almost resulted in the deaths of billions and we CANNOT allow this to happen again. Technician Williams will be given a award of bravery for managing to use a blow torch to bypass the door and switching the detonation off.

[cloudwolfieaskblog]

Incident H4RP13-A:

Date: ██/██/20██

SCP-H4RP13 awoke from tranquilization in its temporary holding cell at Site-19, two hours after it was placed. Security personnel entered its cell to infrom it about the foreseeable events, to which the still drowsy entity reacted unideally. Security drew their weapons in self defense, earning a hostile snarl from the lycanthrope.

The personnel approached the entity armed, resulting in the lycanthrope to climb the wall and jump over security's head, effectively breaching containment. The chase stopped when the entity reached the end the containment zone, trapped by a card activated door.

Personnel approached it again as E-11 arrived to the scene, resulting in the entity to lash out and freeze on-site security from the neck down, one bitten. E-11 Agents fired tranquilizer darts at the entity, subduing it from afar.

Damages: All rifles and armor used by on-site security frozen and unrepairable, building internal damage moderate.

Personnel condition: Scanned for the lycanthropy virus, all negative. Mild to moderate freezer burn on security personnel.

Deaths: 0

Update: effective immediately, the following changes befall the entity:

-Object Class update: Unclassified to Keter

Threat level update: Unclassified to Orange

-Disruption Class update: Unclassified to Ekhi

-Risk Class update: Unclassified to Warning

[monophobic-valentine]

How about...Incident 0? I mean, there might be an incident numbered like that.

Incident Report: 0 XX/XX/XXXX

> Once upon a time, there was a fairy who loved a little boy.

> All the gods were jealous of their bond- so they locked the fairy away. All of them. All of them laughed at him. Mocked him. THEY HATED HIM-

> All except one.

> A voice. A baby. A young God who needed a body.

> It promised the fairy power.

> It promised him freedom.

> It promised his trainer.

> The fairy accepted...glowing with power- a hue all its own.

> it was so angry at the gods. It had every right to be. How dare they keep the fairy imprisoned so long with no one and nothing HOW DARE THEY HOW DARE THEY ILL KILL THEM LIKE I KILLED THE ONE WHO IMPRISONED ME ILL KILL THEM ALL ILL KILL TH

>

> The fairy used his powers to lock the gods away and reunite with the little boy.

> Using the infant gods' power to make them a perfect world where they could be together forever in peace.

> and they both lived happily ever after!

[asfarchivalandtransportdiv]

SCP: -> 139A, Infected Class-D (OC)

Class: Elucid

Trigger: -> Loud noises (Gunshots, yelling, metal doors. Etc…)

[IN CONTAINMENT]

Currently: On floor

*A glowing crack appears in the chamber after 20 or so minutes a man in a dark grey trench coat over a bullet proof vest exits it*

[👁️‍🗨️]: "Ello or howdy. I come in peace! Dont mind us just gonna patch this rift and then be on our marry way!"

[the-dubbel-experiments]

Incident report. 11/10

The pieces of 2b’s brain, the ones meant to be studied, have gone missing. While its placement back to lab 6 is not urgent, its research is key to figuring out the mystery behind the Dubbel effect.

[death-by-paperwork]

OTHERWORLDLY AFFAIRS BUREAU

INCIDENT REPORT FORM

DATE:

TIME:

LOCATION OF INCIDENT:

NAMES OF PERSONS INVOLVED:

DESCRIPTION OF INCIDENT:

Please answer the following questions in detail:

1. How did the incident occur?

2. Who or what was responsible for the incident?

3. Did any supernatural Entities, such as ghosts or unicorns, witness the incident?

4. Was any magical or enchanted objects involved in the incident? If yes, please specify.

5. Did any of the witnesses or victims have any pre-existing medical or psychological conditions that may have contributed to the incident?

6. Was there any use of time-travel or inter-dimensional portals that may have caused the incident?

7. Were there any witnesses who were under the influence of any magical or mind-altering substances at the time of the incident?

8. Were there any extraterrestrial beings involved in the incident?

9. Was the incident related to any prophecies or ancient myths?

10. Was anyone wearing a cape at the time of the incident? If yes, please describe the cape in detail.

DETAILS OF DAMAGE:

Please provide the following information:

1 (A). What was the extent of the damage caused by the incident?

2 (B). Were any ancient artifacts or treasures destroyed or damaged? If yes, please specify.

3 (C). Did the incident cause any disruptions to the natural order of the universe or any other planes of existence?

4 (D). Were any of the witnesses or victims harmed during the incident? If yes, please provide details.

ACTION TAKEN:

Please provide the following information:

1. What action was taken immediately after the incident occurred?

2. Were any emergency response teams called to the scene? If yes, please specify.

3. Was any magical or supernatural intervention required to mitigate the damage caused by the incident?

4. Was anyone punished or reprimanded for their role in the incident? If yes, please provide details. [LEAVE BLANK FOR O.A.B PERSONEL]

5. Was any follow-up action required after the initial response to the incident? If yes, please specify.

ADDITIONAL COMMENTS:

Please provide any additional information that may be relevant to this incident.

[the-aggregations]

6 Date of Submission: 3/21/2023

Document Swallowing Report Connected File Code(s): World Events and Laws, Incident Report, Swallowing

The following is a report from one of our Employees about a recent development following one of our scheduled collections.

As collectors do not have mouths with which to speak, I have translated their vibrations into legible text for the convenience of The Aggregations.

Employee 1439096-A-31 Report:

During routine collection I witnessed an anomaly in star cluster 462 sub cluster 89. Unlike our own moons ands stars, which blink in a soothing manner as natural as the planet itself, these began to blink out one by one without appropriate warning documentation.

Dimension shifting proved the anomaly was strictly in Dimension 98-B-207 and not applicable to the Dimensions adjacent to 98-B-207 in any direction.

It appears that similarly to the event in Dimension 30-D1A-9101 Star cluster 6993 Sub cluster 2203, The stars in this cluster have been swallowed.

The appropriate paperwork has been filed and notice has been given to the entity that a fine will be allocated and detracted from it's current applicable lifespan as in ordinance of our Archivist's order 23.

[01-05-sl]

BREACH DETECTED

REPORTING STAFF: "SENIOR STAFF MEMBER DR. KLARION █████"

CITED REASON: "SOME STUPID FUCK INTERN LEFT THE DOOR OPEN"

INCIDENT TIME: "0644 HOURS"

RESOLVED? "NOT YET YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD"