#Inanimate insanity askblog

[the10thgen]

“Thanks to our ingenious CEO, our newest MePhone is faster, more obedient, and won’t suffer from any of the ‘emotions’ our previous generations did!”

“It doesn’t feel. It won’t have any morals to get in the way of doing whatever you want it to, but still has the ability to communicate and understand your issues!”

“It has no sense of identity.”

“It is perfect.”

[candleii-askblog]

“ It’s been quite some time since I last used this app . . . Hopefully it hasn’t changed too much.

“ Well, why don’t we cut to introductions? My name is Candle, a former contestant of the third season of Inanimate Insanity. And, altho I got the chance to respond to some of your questions at my exit interview, some had warned me of things still being... Too vague.

“ So why not clear any doubts you have? I have all the time to answer.

the askbox is open !

[hotelmanagersassistant]

' ..ughh-- how do you..!!!'

'OH!! There we go--!! ' ' ..um, hi everyone! i'm.. paper- the one who assists OJ in hotel hoot!! previously known as hotel OJ- ' ' i'm very new to this.. please be nice to us! '

[xinnamonbun]

Sorry!

I haven't posted anything in like a century; BUT I PROMISE THERE'S A REASON

...

I've been cooking up a little bit of an Inanimate Insanity au!

First things first, (pop noise) what is this au about?

Basically, after the season 2 finale (as in all seasons are over) Steve Cobs kidnaps MePhone4 in order to make a deal with him. If MePhone4: obeys Cobs, acts as his assistant, and helps him test out some new tech, Cobs will bring back every contestant that's ever competed (with certain exceptions) and MePhone4 will get to have a "reboot" of Inanimate Insanity. MePhone4 is curious about this deal, but after thinking about it initially rejects the offer because 1: it's Cobs. 2: he's positive that half of them would hate him for forcing them to come back. Cobs reassures however that if he was to accept the deal... They wouldn't remember any of their time on an Inanimate Insanity. It would be a fresh new start. A brand new opportunity. A chance to start over.

So that's the basic lore and to summarize in case you couldn't fully understand that; If MePhone4 acts as Cobs assistant no questions asked, Cobs will give MePhone4 an opportunity to reboot the show with most of the contestants and to start everything over. (And bonus; all would be paid by Meeple!)

How would this au be set up? (How would the story be shown?)

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, this is going to be a comic, but here's the fun part- it's going to be an ask blog! (On a separate blog) Which means that you'll be able to talk to contestants during contests (with the help of a "meeple device") AND you'll be able to vote wich contestant you want to kick the bucket! (If there is less then 5 votes for the elimination that will not apply, and this might also change anytime during the story)

Stuff to keep in mind?

As previously stated the ask blog will be on a separate blog @askinanimateinsanityrebootau /Inanimate Insanity: Reboot AU (so put your asks there!)

At the time of posting this, I haven't posted any of the actual pages- BUT I do already have the account set up! And the first couple of pages should be up within 24 hours.

Edit: The first couple of parts ARE currently out!

I know it REALLY doesn't seem like it rn but just because this ask blog is going on does not mean that I will be ditching my main blog entirely, nor does it mean that I will exclusively be posting Inanimate Insanity content here.

I didn't just think about this an hour ago, I've had this au in mind for a little bit more than 2 months now.

There are things that are set in stone, and there are many things that aren't. It's an ask blog for a reason. YOU can dictate how things play out.

And most importantly...(if you're interested)... Have fun with it! This is made by a fan and FOR fans!

[theneatestfreak]

hiii! sooo… i got a blog! i’m still kinda getting used to everything on this website (like there’s no algorithm? whaaat??)

hopefully i can find some of my friends on here…

(me! :)👇)

[📝um hihi! this is my soap rp blog… i love soap

i hope to create at least a sketch for most asks/posts!! but i probably wont be able to keep it up for every ask..

mod is a minor of course! keep that in mind when asking

rulez/boundriez: idm ship asks, but no soapissues!! i see them as siblings but for the sake of the blog soap only sees em as friends (for now…) speaking of ships…. mic or taco blogs hmu 🙏🙏 /silly i encourage other rp blogs to interact!! oc x canon is allowed, dragging me into an au is allowed, dragging me into (in character) beef is allowed, and i have fun doing it umm idk js dont be weird.. ^_^;

📝]

[silverspoonthegreatest1]

Hi silver spoon ii i love you did you know you live in my head literally and metaphorically when i listen to music i think of you any song Rabbit Hole the vocaloid song? Yes ! Tongues and Teeth by the crane wives? IT'S LITERALLY YOU *SHAKES* Puppeteer epic the musical? Yes ! I have rewritten memories to include you in them do you know that. everytime i try a new medium of art i draw you. you're so whimsical i get sick whenever i hear /neg mentally and physically i don't want to go tmi though so yaknow. One of my friends (shes a bitch) called my obsession with you a 'spoon fetish' (I don't feel any thing for you romantically) but all of my friends know. Did you know the only opinions of mine i feel confident about are my ones about you did you know that you're my number one kittenwhiskersskibidisigmalittleguy once i started halliucinating your voice over people talking am i normal i think i love you more than my family is that normal am i okay you keep me alive when i was in the psych ward i deluded myself into believing in iii15 you and blueberry would become besties father son relationship but you didn't why not *calls you slurs* you're the reason i'm where i am today and the reason why im happy if it weren't for you i wouldn't have met my friends and if it weren't for silver spoon mpreg we wouldn't be close am i normal do i need to be put down once someone started yelling at me and telling me to shut up because i started talking about silvercandle yuri in 7th grade i carried a spoon and people called me 'weird spoon girl' (I'm not a girl but people are HOMOPHOBIA and TRANSPHOBIA even though i literally have BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS) I have never been as happy as when you called taco an icon and in ii17 when you smiled seeing her I also wrote like 6 discord messages (using every single character) to explain how much you mean to me because the oscc is HOMOPHOBIC (/j) but yeah and i put it in a google doc because i am normal.

am i normal *gets dragged to hell*

(Sorry to the person behinf the blog if this makes you uncomfortable i just decided to yap and then i blacked out anf this was on my screen)

(no i fucking love this omg)

“Ohohoo… Didn’t expect- that much of a speech there, mxm? Anyways I still didn’t really- know someone cared about that much that they… well… yeah. The lgbqt- whatever phobias are awfully concerning. Well, there are a lot of notable things on this with- *ahem* yuri.”

…

“Also you’re probably not normal- just… try to come back from hell?”

[ask-the-ship-kiids]

WELCOME TO THIS STUPID GOOFY BLOG.

general shit and refs under the cut. ran by two people, mod smudge (🍪) and mod rusty (⛈)

rules:

no magic anons.

no nsfw please! were both minors brah ..

think that’s it actually?

refs for all the shipkids currently up for asking

[ask-an-innocuous-taco]

Greetings, reader!

Well, this is awkward, is it not? It's strange to revisit these posts without the weight of burden. I feel lighter now—not because my struggles have vanished, but because I've finally found support from someone I've yearned for deeply, for so long!

I extend my heartfelt gratitude for your unwavering loyalty and patience during this extended period of silence. Despite receiving no updates, your steadfast support has been deeply appreciated! Your commitment means a great deal to me, more than words can express!

Please accept my sincerest apologies for the unexpected hiatus. Much has transpired since the last four episodes of Inanimate Insanity, and I trust you understand the circumstances.

I mean, the series HAS been broadcasted globally, so you are likely aware of my recent actions and the events that have unfolded, no?

I needed time to process these events, and the pain still lingers deeply. However, with Microphone's support, I am hopeful for a bright future ahead! Although... the scrutiny I face due to my past actions is indeed challenging, and the skepticism about change can be disheartening. (Foolish objects skimming over the fact that people can, in fact, CHANGE.)

Nevertheless, thank you for your understanding and continued support!

— Yours truly, Taco

[ii-meeple-confessions]

on every level of my being i need a 4S and MePad canon interaction. I have a whole side ask blog dedicated to them messing around together. they will never interact in canon together bc 4S is stuck in MeAfterLife and MePad is straight up dead. THEY WOULDVE BEEN SUCH A COOL DUO GUYS I SWEAR AHHHHHHHH *explodes*

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[th3-f0r3v3r-c00kie-munch3r]

[OOC:This is a Mephone from a personal au! No contestants, alrightish relationship with cobs, and 4s is alive and best friends with 4. Though hes still made of the shimmer egg]

Read down for more info!

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Greatings and Salutations!

Since I got this strange app, I might as well use it to find objects with the same intrests as me.

Who I am!

I am Mephone4, or you could call me Blue, MP4, or just 4 for short! (Geez, did I say 4 enough.?) I have plenty of 'siblings' but I don't consider them family.. EXCEPT MY TRUSY DANDY (a bit violent) BROTHER MEPHONE4S he's pretty cool!! I am made by Mr. C I can't say his full name or he'll get mad.. or whatever, his problem! then you have his right hand (man..? Woman? Object?), Mepad. It's not too interesting its screen is cool though. Feel free to ask about them but yknow ask me more. It's my 'blog' anyways! Buttttttt!!! You can also ask 4s!!!! You can call him 4s, red, MP4S, or Mephone4s for long... eyuck

What I like to do!

•Drawing

•Eating Mr. C out of cookie jars (I end up creating more anyway. He has to constantly buy more though for 4s and himself)

•listening to music

•Star watching (Mr. C won't let me leave I video call 4s and he lays outside and gazes for me! For some reason I cant go outside but everyone else can!!!!)

•Eating (again but not cookies this time. Even though we don't need to eat we still do anyway!)

•Sometimes I'll annoy mepad. Its like a searching engine ! (I guess we all are but thats ALL it does!!) Though he leaves just when I start having fun. 4s will sometimes join!

●I like browsing through TheyTube too! Some of my other interests come from there. I can also star gaze! Though it's not as exciting as the real thing..

if you have further questions please ask!!!

UNLESS YOU ARE OR SUPPORT THESE PEOPLE

•homophones, transphobes(including people who hate neopronouns),Proshippers, racists, people who support pedos, zoophilia, and other terrible stuff.

Heyyy you reached the end!!

Here's some stickers I Though would be cool to have here!

[the10thgen]

hey what's your favorite letter of the alphabet

“ I AM NOT ABLE TO HAVE FAVOURITES. “

[candleii-askblog]

could I eat you. you probably taste like grape. bc. ourple.

“ No, I don’t think you could. And while I appreciate the compliment, I can guarantee you I don’t.

[hotelmanagersassistant]

'Is it just me, or is this really easy? Wa-hoo!'

divider made by ME!!! Blog owner, @redzania, is a MINOR. Please be nice!!

EVENT: Setting up the blog . . .

BASIC DNI. Please do not interact if you are a pedophile, a zoophile, a NSFW blog, etc. You should get it. Please do not send threats or try to change upcoming plot that I might come up with. No powerplaying, no godmodding.

This blog is SOLELY PAYJAY!! This blog was first made with OJ x Paper in mind. Please note that!!! :3 I don't have much more to say, other than PAYJAY will be the only ship on this blog.

TAGS d'aww man i hate tags >_> #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity askblog #askblog #rpblog #paper ii #ii paper #(📄) -- '..O-Oh! Questions, right-' ~ ASKS #(📄) -- ' ..need anything? ' INTERACTIONS #(📄) -- 'Afterhours..' SINGLE/NORMAL POSTS #(📄) -- '..OJ!!' OJ INTERACTIONS #[🎨~ ooc! ]

extra notes!

in this blog, paper has D.I.D!! you can try talking to evil paper by just asking paper himself, however chances will be spun by a wheel :3 I apologize if I mischaracterize this character, I'm not the best at askblogs! (even though i own 10, excluding my main account) M!A is allowed, but only for up to 10 asks! Please understand that if I do not accept the ask, it probably is something that I wouldn't want to happen.

Paper will talk and interact like - ' this this this ! ' (📄) -- action!

Mod will speak like -- ' this ', ' this', or 'this' , depending on how i feel!! it will most likely have /ooc and/or the ooc tag!

Reference soon!! For now, have a doodle :3

' Come back soon!.. '

[ask-ii-hero-au]

Come on.. Stay straight [camera feed is shaking as it is adjusted by OJ]

[OJ takes a step back, standing proud] Okay! Looking good!

Hero’s log day one-

[Paper enters from the door behind OJ, frightening him] Hero’s log?

[OJ turns around] Paper! You ruined my log!

[Paper is giggling] Sorry- I just HAD to!

Whatever I can just edit this all out later-

[theneatestfreak]

CRAB NAME BAXTER HERE. i escaped test tubes EVIL laboratory full of EVIL crab related EXPERIMENTSs.(im crab) (she took my crab organ). i could really use five dollars for a red bull

[silverspoonthegreatest1]

SILVER MY FAVORITE SPOON MAN HOW ARE YOU DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE OR PERHAPS A BOX OF SPIDERS =D

“Oh-? Well, I’m good with the cheese. Don’t get those little bugs close to me! They are below me, after all.”