#In the grand scheme of the universe

[dor-nu-fauglith]

I've been sitting on a few tabs for about 3 years now lol

Ngl it was such a surreal time. The world was falling apart, everyone was starting hunker down at home. Meanwhile, I had been doing this for 8 years already. I was at my old job 3 years in, absolutely hating life. I mean, I hated plants, animals, humans, most of all I hated the person looking back at me. At this point I had not done any psychedelic since 2011, and I figured I could either trip and see if I found a reason to keep on breathing, or we can park on the railroad tracks and play chicken. SOOO I bought a few strips, and fuckery ensued. As soon as my deposit hit on Friday, and I got off work I would stop by CVS grab some flavored water, snacks, etc head home and eat 4 hits and sat alone in my room for 16 hours. This routine went on for about 3 months or ? Idk I went on a bender, there's even this awkward Instagram live stream of me watching LOTR and crying. I remember bawling thinking about how much Arwen and Aragorn loved each other, and how much I longed for something so beautiful and pure. Then I thought about Frodo and how he would've been doomed without Sam. How beautiful it would be to have a companion who saw behind the mask and still offered to share the burden when they saw the monster behind it. I vividly remember waking everyone up at 3am because I decided to take a break from the Siege of Helms Deep; and watch some Bob Ross. Suddenly, nothing became something. A sky, and breathing clouds just like the ones I would see out side suddenly appeared. Then, after this God created the sky he made the the sea's and a shore line to hold it back. Suddenly I yelled out "BOBBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME BABY". In the condensation, and lucidification of these moments (and countless others) It was that I realized just how much I craved to live as that curious child. Marveling at the wonders of love, and creativity. Suddenly, I became an actual hobbit. A admirer of drink, and food with a deep love for all things that grow. As a side effect, if I even look at the storage unit, where the Russian nesting doll of boxes containing the tabs I have left; I feel sick and super nauseous. All this to say, that lately I don't feel like much of a hobbit, and I feel more like a Dwarf that's weary of all the Humans and Elves who lurk in the world outside the mountain.....and maybe I don't feel as sick looking in that direction anymore. Who knows, maybe a little reset is all I need to get back on track. If the rich whites in silicone valley can do it why can I not experience a little ego death, with a dash of psychosis? A little perspective shift from all the bullshit and maybe, just maybe the foresight to see past the mountain of anxiety and stress I'm staring at.

[tswwwit]

I feel like if Dipper were ever reincarnated as a demon, he wouldn't fit in super well with the others. Yes, he's been raised to vie for power and step on everyone in his way using whatever means is necessary - it's the same toxic bizz as when he was a human, appealing to gender norms. He's tougher, scarier, more powerful (than ordinary humans, that is), but when it comes to asserting control - being Evil - he doesn't have it in him. Given enough time, I think he'd grow pretty vocal about leaving living things alone. NOT torturing organisms for the hell of it, or stealing people's souls, or conquering planets. Sure, he's a demon. That's no excuse to be a MONSTER.

It's a VERY unpopular opinion amongst neighboring demons, and rumor spreads fast about the Goody Two-Shoed Activist imp raining on everyone's blood-splattered parade, so much so that it makes it to Bill, who's immediately intrigued. Call it intuition, but only one soul's capable of overriding goddamn demon nature for some preachy bullshit about "Doing Good." Lucky for him, demons occupy the same plane of existence, so all it really takes to verify the guy is a snap of his fingers, and POOF! He's floating right next to him. Sure enough, Dipper's fashioned himself a new and improved demonic form, and it is lovely!

No one likes Dipper's kumbaya "Can't We All Just Get Along" ideology, but Bill's almost instantly smitten with the guy, whoever he is, so he's gotta be at least somewhat powerful. Demons take notice when the all-powerful Bill Cipher starts lending his time (and magic?) to some low-leveler like Dipper. Is he being blackmailed? Are they working together? No. Not possible. Bill doesn't "work" with anyone, save for whatever human catches his eye every few decades. Doesn't look to be doing him any benefit, either. The opposite, even. Lending power to a saint like Dipper only makes it harder to cause chaos, after all. Why would he actively go against his OWN best interest to cater some imp's? It's almost like he's. He's.

A henchmen.

(Bill's also 30% more affectionate the first month they reunite, because he still can't believe that his adorable little human husband came back as the same SPECIES as him! He'd never complain over having a sweet human to squeeze, but one with teeth and claws and cute pointy ears doesn't hurt).

[flutterflora]

"i hate that twilight became an alicorn because now all her friends are gonna die and she's gonna be alone forever" ‼️ WRONG ‼️

you can have your thoughts and feelings on twilight becoming immortal or having a much longer lifespan or whatever all you want but objectively she will not be alone. for one, celestia and luna retiring doesn't mean they're dead and gone, they will absolutely still be there for twilight and will still help and guide her. secondly cadence is not much older than twilight and will probably rule just as long as her and will be by her side the whole time, along with flurryheart. dragons are confirmed to live thousands of years so spike will be with her for a very long time too. and in the end even if all that's left is twilight, there will always be discord.

i understand that mlp is a series that primarily focuses on the mane six but we see in the show time and time again that their core friendship is not the only important one and i think twilight as the princess of friendship knows that better than anyone. it would obviously be extremely difficult for her to lose her five closest friends but she would not ever be alone.

personally i really love the idea of her becoming the mentor of all the next generation of element holders and making many weird and wacky and interesting and cool new friends along the way. but maybe that's just me lol

[mumintroll]

im so scared for my year abroad but if im so honest with myself i do not want to settle in england idk where i want to live when im grown up but its not here. & if i can be brave enough to move to two different countries all on my own within the space of a few months then i'll be brave enough to live anywhere i want for the rest of my life i just have to get it over with and it will be less than a year. but its so scaryyyyy

[heiwa-the-tistic]

Thinking about how now, that I decided to rewatch the cartoons that made my childhood I notice a lot of stuff that I've never seen before

Like little me didn't care about why the character did certain decisions only that that decision helped the bad guy

But like, now I get the emotional complexities of certain situations better and can understand the weight a situation actually holds

It really feels weird to watch something for the first time while being younger than the main characters, and now revisiting the same work but being older than them

Like I'm so sorry, you were just a child and none of that was actually fair and I was too young and foolish to notice that

[rotisseries]

read a fic tagged with. well. actually. I'd rather not say. and the plot was actually really captivating and I got invested and this is just kind of an embarrassing moment for me

[commsroom]

i've gotta say it's such a massive pet peeve of mine when people refer to the hephaestus as if it's hera. hera runs the hephaestus, she is connected to the hephaestus, but she existed separately from it before and will exist separately from it after. the hephaestus in some ways functions like an extension of her, though many parts of it are out of her control, and with that in mind i think it's interesting to consider it's maybe the closest thing she's had to a body when discussing embodiment and disability, but it is very much not her body and not a physical representation of her. two different things.

[moreaugriffins]

3: there are creatures out there, that view us the way we view bugs.. we are like ants, in this universe..

Brig: Bugs have changed the course of wars..

Brig: Did you know the Americans partially owe their so-called liberty to the mosquito? No amount of gin and tonic can cure British soldiers of Malaria-

[softpastelqueer]

Apparently, it’s not universally known, but if tumblr won’t let you like or reblog a post, then you’re likely blocked by OP. You’re not being shadow banned, censored or mistreated by tumblr, that’s just how blocking works. Same for voting in polls.

[spacephrasing]

I know it’s bc he’s my comfort character, but I’m genuinely pissed off about fred in the new series. if you watch any version of the show, fred is a sweetheart who loves his friends and always wants to help people. even when he’s the mayor’s son and very well off in mystery incorporated, he’s such a dork and a genuinely nice person. yes, he’s a little un-self aware and ofc a himbo at times but he’s never been mean spirited and I’m sick of people writing him to be

[gargoyle-steven-au]

"M...M... Mom...?"

Ah yes, the greatest foe of every man

✨ Mommy issues✨

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@thepersonaking56

[vvitchy-succubus]

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[we-are-inevitable]

jack is the one who believes in zodiac signs and astrology. davey is the one who thinks it’s complete bullshit.

but davey is also the one who searches up taurus and cancer zodiac compatibility when he’s first developing his crush on jack, just on the off chance that the stars really do have something to do with his love life. and davey is also the one who is so much of a realist that he thinks jack’s ramblings about star, moon, and sun signs are stupid, but god if he doesn’t love listening. and davey is the one to secretly look through the astrology memes that jack posts to his instagram story, just to learn more insight on how jack sees himself, based on which memes he relates to.

and davey doesn’t believe in astrology. he doesn’t think that the stars can dictate who he loves, how he loves, what he loves- he doesn’t think that his life can be tied to something as lofty as space and birth.

but listening to jack ramble on about it, and realizing that jack believes in this because it helps him make sense out of the world- helps him make sense out of himself- makes davey realize that maybe he can make an exception to the belief.

[theskeletoninthegarden]

Sorry about the theater of emotions going on my face from across the room. I'm trying to resolve an argument that I made up between two fictional characters.

[trupowieszcz-moved]

hector castlevania 🤝 wyll baldursgate

being treated absolutely horribly by the narrative because somehow the writers didnt see anything wrong with depicting a dark skinned man being treated like an enslaved pet as long as it's by a dommy mommy

[satorugojoswiife]

The title of volume 26 is ‘heading south’. I don’t think our king is coming back anymore guys🫤

The title and the fact the cover looks like a memorial w the flowers and stuff.....they really wanted us to suffer 😭😭

It's common for the title to be the last chapter or a significant chapter of the volume so maybe it's just that (copium)