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"--need to go--" kiss "--just for a minute, let me--" kiss "--go to the bathroom, I--" kiss "--god, you're a menace, I'll lift you onto this counter, and you'll stay there until I get back--" giggle, kiss.
You whispered filthy whispers against Kento's lips, playfully dragging him back to you by the collar each time he tried to release himself.
Half-huff, and half-kiss, he grumbled and spun you around as you laughed, gripping your hands behind your back and pressing you forwards against the counter.
"--unhand me, wife, or I'll tie you up--"
"--don't threaten me with a good time, Kento--"
"--truly-- truly incorrigible woman--"
You laughed again, arching back against him, and pressing his cock into the crease of your barely-covered arse until he moaned; in annoyance, or lust? You weren't sure. Perhaps both. You had the bit between your teeth.
Kento wouldn't put up with your shenanigans for much longer. He slapped your arse, jiggling it with a growl, and dashed past your swiping hands to the bathroom. You whined, then sighed to the sound of his victory chuckle, the bathroom door clicking closed behind him.
Silence-- for 30 seconds. A minute. Two minutes. Three. You called out, smirking.
"Doesn't take that long to pee, Ken--"
The bathroom door clicked open. A low, mulish grumble sounded from within.
"I...can't go."
You frowned, stifling a laugh. "What?"
"I can't go. I'm too hard. I...can't pee."
Bursting out into laughter was your downfall, and it broke down into panicked squeals as Kento stomped out of the bathroom after you, his lap tightly tented over his cock.
He tossed you onto the sofa, dragging you back by the legs when you tried to wriggle and escape, and pinning you beneath him with nuzzled growls to your throat.
"--thorn in my side-- too erect to piss, and other problems my wife causes--"
"--oh, no, whatever can we do to fix this--"
"--you're talking too much and wearing too many clothes, as usual-- come back here-- certainly one thing we can do to fix this, madam--"
#pseudowho#kento nanami#haitch#jjk#nanami kento#jjk nanami#kento nanami x reader#kento nanami x you#jujutsu kaisen nanami#jujutsu nanami#kento nanami smut#kento nanami x y/n#nanami fanart#nanami#nanami fluff#nanami kento fluff#nanami kento smut#nanami kento x reader#nanami kento x you#nanami smut#nanami x y/n#nanami x reader#nanami x you#nanamin#husband nanami#In case you didn't know#Can't pee when you've got an erection apparently
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my hof was born to be a griffon rider, if they could've given him a griffon at the start of dao the blight would've been over in a week
#ailill mahariel#zevran arainai#dragon age#my ocs#my art#they PURR#by the way#in case you didn't know#just one of the many cruel ironies of his life that he would've made a perfect griffon rider and probably would've been much happier#and more enthusiastic abt the whole grey warden thing if he wasn't ~20 years too early for griffons#this is purely self indulgent content lmao it’s been all oc hours all the time lately BUT i made rly good progress on wyll’s reclass#over the weekend and im rly pleased w how it’s going so hoping to finish that soon :)c
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Bonus: Ominis is sleeping on the floor, as he sometimes do in the game. I just made him sleep in the sun like a proper cat. Because @ps-cactus is right, he's not a cat person. He is a cat.
#I love Ominis#in case you didn't know#hogwarts legacy#ominis gaunt#hogwarts legacy ominis#hogwarts legacy screenshots#my_screenshots_ominis
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Unintelligible chanting echoed in a warehouse. A perfect summoning circle drawn on the ground with one cultist standing before it with a group more standing behind them.
Even thought the chanting was unintelligible, it was perfect. Not a clipped word or uneven tone out of place as they all, in unison, chanted the words to summon an almighty being from beyond.
Even as interlopers broke in the warehouse, they didn't stop chanting, only the cultists who weren't chanting and were previously standing around the room, broke away in an attempt to stall.
The circle glowed a toxic, unnatural green before growing dark yet darker. A black, mist like substance spreading from its focal point and out into the bounds of the circle before twisting and twisting as the temperature rose and grew into a sweltering heat that could be felt all throughout the warehouse.
They did not stop chanting.
Even as the last of their guard fell.
They did not stop chanting.
Even as some of the cultists at the back of the group started to engage in combat.
They did not stop chanting.
Until finally, the black mist twisted into a brilliant, unnatural black flame as the heat soared and shaped itself in the giant form of a bird before larger than large wings snapped themselves open.
Black flame slide off of the being's form like water, small flickers of deceptively harmless looking flame trailed down the bounds of the summoning circle as the phoenix lowered itself.
"So we meet again." The being spoke, its very presence demanding attention and respect. Impossibly red eyes focused all of their intent on the cultist and the helm. "What do you want this time? I am quite busy, as I'm sure you should be aware."
"O'h' great one," The cultist fell to their knees, hands spreading up and out reminiscent of a prayer. "The deepest flame, the guardian of the blackest fire, rival of the-"
"Enough of that nonsense." The being snapped, scoffing as it turned its head in disdain. "I did not answer your pitiful call just to hear you praise me. Make your demand, now. I have an appointment to keep."
The cultist seemed to deflate, for but a mere moment, before lowering their hands and clasping them in front of their chest. "O' great one, I have sowed the seeds and cultivated a cult in your name through the ages, we are might in number and consistent in our worship."
"I do not need a recap." The Pheonix said, blandly. Looking utterly disinterested in the cultist's words. "Your demand."
"After all of this, surely you would not mind parting with but a bit of your power?" The cultist asked and finally, the Pheonix seemed to stare with something more than mere disinterest before snapping its head up. "Do not interfere, mere interlopers." It snapped.
The heroes froze as, suddenly, they felt held down in place.
It then disregarded them, staring back down at the cultist before him with some level of interest and clicked its tongue. "Already blessed with immortality yet you wish for more? How..." Its eyes seemed to smile. Amused. As it purred. "Ambitious."
"Please, O' great one. Just a bit. A mere fraction would be enough."
"Oh all alright," The Pheonix said, holding up a wing as it plucked off a feather with its beak. "I suppose you have done enough to be worthy of a bit of my power."
The feather flew down from its beak, encased within a ball of black flame that, as the cultist spread their arms, fused into their chest.
"Do try not to be consumed by it. As I do expect noteworthy things from you."
With that, the Pheonix disappeared in a puff of mist like fire. The circle instantly losing all vibrancy and the sweltering heat snuffing itself out.
And the heroes were free of whatever magic kept them bound in place.
The cultist slowly stood up, back facing them as something bubbled up under the back of their cloak before large, flaming wings burst through the cloth of their cloak. They slowly turned around, and the movement almost looked serene, and faced the heroes.
The cultist slowly spread their hands. "I would have thought the Justice League would have handled this matter themselves, not send their younglings after me." They spoke, calm and measured and holding no feeling whatsoever. Black flame spilled from their hands as they stretched their wings.
"Come. Young heroes. You would be the perfect steppingstone to test my new abilities."
#dc x dp#dpxdc#dp x dc#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp crossover#In case you didn't know#The Pheonix is Vlad#The cultist is an immortal#Young Justice was sent to check it out#Not gonna lie this seems like a boss fight#And the dialogue between Vlad and the cultist was like some kinda cutscene#Lawl#You have no idea how much I considered making the cultist some immortal child#Who was saved by Vlad on a whim and has been summoning him through the ages like a child would#To excitedly show their parent their progress#Also probably not important but the cultist is gender-neutral because idk I just didn't feel like gendering them
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"May I... open the door?"
"No."
"I'll go on my own."
"I'll open it myself."
#this is what love looks like btw#in case you didn't know#mobile suit gundam#the witch from mercury#miorine rembran#suletta mercury#sulemio#me rambles
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pssst mutuals it's send cock saturday
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When the little lesbian in your watch appears to ridicule you in front of the people you pay to laugh at your jokes and validate your trauma
#oh by the way Lyla is gay#in case you didn't know#source: me and Margo#spiderman#atsv#spider man#marvel#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#miguel o'hara#miguel ohara#miguel o hara
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Hiii
😘😘😘😘,👀👀👀👀?
thank you! sorry it took me a month 😬
😘😘😘😘 - cheek kiss
I had writer's block for this but now the wall is SMASHED!!! 🥳
Or was Buck overthinking this whole thing? After all, Eddie had only kissed his cheek. It wasn't like he'd kissed him on the mouth.
Buck felt his face burn at this last thought. Oh, how he wanted Eddie to kiss him on the mouth…
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"You kissed him!?" Linda exclaimed, eyes wide with excitement. Josh thunked his glass down on the table in surprise, his mouth falling open.
"Not on the lips!" Eddie said quickly as he dropped his hands back down and looked up. "Just on the cheek. But…" He swallowed nervously. "Yeah."
"What are you still doing here?" Josh burst out.
"… Excuse me?"
Shaking his head, Josh shared a disbelieving glance with Linda before saying, "Go kiss him for real!"
"But…" Eddie stared between them, his heart pounding in his chest. "I'm here with you guys. We're hanging out. I can't just ditch you."
"Eddie!" Linda chided. "We can hang out later! Ditch us and go get your man!"
👀👀👀👀 - chris watches
But then weeks passed. Chris watched the two of them continue to smile and laugh and hang out together, their touches getting progressively more intimate every day. He waited, constantly, for his dad to tell him that he and Buck were dating and things might start to look a bit different from now on.
He waited, eager to be given the chance to tell his dad that he thought this was a really good idea and he was actually thrilled for them both. He could picture his dad's face lighting up with joy, the special smile he reserved for Buck bursting free, uncontainable.
But as the days passed, no one said anything.
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I await the day with fear where I ask an American if I can "bum a fag" and watch them stare at me like I'm insane
#fags = cigarettes in the uk#in case you didn't know#because this happens often#americans dont understand our silly slang#bi' odd ini'?#bit schewpid#JoffyJoff
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I really hate reading people's comments saying Logan won't be at Indy with prema.
Nobody told them that it is rude to kick someone who is on the ground (me)????
#logan sargeant#indycar#LET A GIRL HAVE HOPE#I'm just a girl who wants to see her favorite American in a car 😿#I miss Logie bear :(#In case you didn't know#I'm still crying for Logan
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It's so jarring seeing Vanitas in normal gloves. Where are his claws??
#this picture is from the teaser for the new chapter that just went up on the gangan joker twitter#in case you didn't know#vnc#vanitas no carte#vanitas my beloved#vnc spoilers#vnc 58#jokes#ID in alt text
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LISBON, July 28 (Reuters) - Portugal's famed street artist, Bordalo II, has broken into a Lisbon venue where Pope Francis will celebrate a mass next week and rolled out a huge carpet of oversized banknotes to criticise how much the state has spent on the event. Francis will travel to Lisbon from Aug. 2-6 to attend the World Youth Day global gathering of young Catholics, which is expected to bring together hundreds of thousands of pilgrims. Bordalo II, known for his political art pieces often made from garbage, shared pictures and videos of the carpet, featuring humongous 500-euro ($551) notes, being rolled out down the venue's stairs on Thursday in a protest he described as the "walk of shame". "At the time when many people are fighting to keep their homes, their work and their dignity, millions worth of public funds have been invested to sponsor the (papal) tour," the artist, whose real name is Artur Bordalo, wrote on Instagram. Official estimates in January showed the event would cost 161 million euros, to be paid by the government, the Catholic Church, the city council of Lisbon and nearby Loures. A number of public figures and politicians have criticised the Portuguese state for its share of the expenditure, which the government put at 30 million euros in January, as millions of Portuguese face galloping inflation. Earlier this year, heavy criticism forced the Lisbon city council to cut planned spending on an altar for Francis to celebrate a mass to 2.9 million euros from over 5 million euros. Asked about Bordalo II's carpet, Lisbon Mayor Carlos Moedas told reporters the artist used his voice to express his concerns and that such protests were normal for these events.
#in case you didn't know#Bordalo II is the great-grandson of one of the Bordallos (don't remember if Rafael or Columbano)#that's why he uses the 'the second' thing#he's an exceptional artists in my opinion#portugal#news#world youth day
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i'm guessing i went through a viral infection along with a badly inflammation of my hips and my fibromyalgia just went totally insane because of it. my doctor says i'm recovering and i'm (hopefully) through the worst of it, so i guess this is good news??
#ah the good old guessing game#chronic pain#chronic fatigue#chronically ill#fibromyalgia#cfs#i am pissed#in case you didn't know
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Psa
Authors can see what you write on your bookmarks!
Please be kind!
(I'll admit to the fact that I did not know this when I entered fandom. If you want to rate, write anything negative etc just for yourself, there is a button that you can click to make the bookmark private.)
#fandom etiquette#in case you didn't know#pls be kind#ao3 etiquette#wolfstar#marauders#jegulus#jily#dorlene#rosekiller
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I keep having this, spiritual feeling of needing to come out. Like, God is telling me to.
I'm just. Really scared to.
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ArtFight gets extended this year!
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