#Imogen Cardulo

[incorrect-fourthwing]

You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you resist the urge to punch them in the face, and for what?!

Imogen

[bookaddictedrose]

This is part two of the newest Onyx Storm excerpt, part one's here if anyone needs it.

Again, sorry for the length, but at least RY gave us a lot this time!

[stupidlybookish]

Iron Flame

Xaden: Right, I’ve left you all written instructions for when I’m away this time.

Imogen: Mine says “no murder”.

Bodhi: Mine says “no fires”.

Violet: Mine just says “no”.

[mysterylilycheeta]

*Everyone is having dinner together* Violet: Can anyone bring me some sugar? Imogen: *slides Liam across the table* Ridoc: Can someone pass me the salt? Garrick: *throws Xaden across the table*

[she-whatshername]

Xaden, Violet, Garrick and Bodhi sitting at the kitchen table in Riorson House

Bodhi: is Imogen okay?

Violet: she said she’s fine…what?

Bodhi and Garrick exchanging looks

Xaden: When Imogen says she’s fine she’s really not.

Garrick: Yeah, every “I’m fine” she says in a row is a clear indication of how not fine she is

Violet: …oh

Garrick: Violet, how many times did Imogen say she’s fine?

Violet:

Bodhi: Violet?

Violet:…eight

Xaden and Bodhi in unison: FUCK

Garrick: I’ll get Chradh to warn Glane. Bodhi you find that revenge list Imogen wrote during first year and you lock those cadets in a room and ward it. Xaden, call The Assembly. I’ll take her to the sparring mats. This is a code pink everyone, we knew this day was coming - Bodhi stop crying we need a united front

[somewhere-in-the-rain]

The Empyrean as shitposts (part 6)

I will keep making these until the sun explodes.

Xaden Riorson

Violet Sorrengail

Sloane Mairi

Major Varrish (I hate to include him, but this was too funny to me)

Mira Sorrengail

Fen Riorson

Imogen Cardulo

Jesinia Neilwart

Andarna

Brennan Sorrengail

Ridoc Gamlyn

Garrick Tavis

Liam Mairi

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

[mattyalwayssmokesweed]

The fact that Violet got fucked (literally), betrayed by her boyfriend, heartbroken over losing her friend, betrayed by her dragons, hurt AND poisoned all in the same day is wild. You guys complain she’s “annoying” but I think she’s not half as annoying as she could have been. Matter of fact she should’ve set Riorson House on fire as soon as she woke up and saw HER BROTHER was fucking alive. She took it too well all things considered

[idk1027]

Violet: *Walks into the room looking pissed*

Xaden: Who needs to die Garrick:

Bodhi:

Ridoc:

Sawyer:

Rhiannon:

Imogen: Wrong question Xaden. Who’s dead?

[crisalidaseason]

Imogen: I admit, Violet. I tolerate and respect you.

Sloane: same, I don't hate you anymore.

Violet: well, that's nice of you, thank you!

*Catriona challenges Violet*

Imogen and Sloane to Violet: bestie, beat her fucking ass!!!!

[aprill-99]

Violet: “What did you guys get in your yearbook?”

Rhi: “Prettiest smile.”

Liam: “Nicest personality.”

Ridoc: “Class clown.”

Dain: “Most likely to succeed.”

Imogene: “Most likely to start a bar fight.”

Xaden: “Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.”

[thestarseternaal]

⚠️iron flame spoilers⚠️

violet and imogen talking shit about everyone on their daily run 😭

violet: very insecure, very insecure

imogen: i don't know how you put up with that

violet: lots of trauma, lots of trauma

imogen: *cackling* lots of trauma, you kill me

[aromantsybub]

Garrick: (To Xaden) You're such a pussy.

Xaden: I am what I eat.

Imogen: *Spits out tea*

[angstywaifu]

Violet: That’s a pretty cool rock. Dain: Thanks, Imogen gave it to me. Imogen: I threw it at you. Dain: She’s very sweet.

[stupidlybookish]

Ridoc: Look, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up.

Imogen: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Liam: Spiders.

Rhiannon: Wasps.

Sloane: Terriers.

Xaden: Violet.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Rhiannon: Don't you just hate men sometimes? They can be so useless! Imogen: Right? They're terrible! Jesinia: *signs* 100% Violet: Definitely. Xaden, Garrick, Bodhi, Ridoc, Sawyer, and Dain: Liam: Violet: Not you Liam, you're perfect! The other girls: Honestly, he is! The boys: Wh-

[she-whatshername]

Bodhi, Garrick, and Xaden sitting at the kitchen table in RIorson House.

Imogen: *Storms through the kitchen with her flight leathers on

Bodhi: Where are you going?

Imogen: To get Ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide on Glane

(Taken from The Golden Girls)