#Im not exaggerating in the slightest

[shepherdbarks]

Nobody on tumblr will tell you this but exercising is like doing crack

[illogicalghost]

i need technology better than blackout curtains. i need a piece of drywall to slide over my window at the press of a button. i want the ability to instantly annihilate every single shred of light that tries to enter my room. complete darkness or gtfo

[antennatoheaven]

i don't care that there's a murderbot tv show in the works. it should have been animated instead

[anxiously-sidequesting]

(signs heavily because i am passionate about this) so i want to point out the slight difference in vocals that grandfather spider had during his time in the Hive as Old Cob vs. when he's loose in the Spiral as Grandfather Spider

so like. this could entirely just be me living in a fantasy rainbow land but i swear there is a SLIGHT change. in the Hive, Old Cob's voice sounds a bit more monotone, husky, and raspy. like he hasn't spoken in a long time. he sounds like how people sound when they first get up in the morning. it's a bit rougher. it feels like his voice is lightly scratching my ears and brain like one of those sponges.

(this could also be part of an act to seem more harmless to us)

but then his later appearances, ALL OF THAT is gone. Spider's voice is still super deep but he has more inflections in it. he doesn't sound like before where it seemed like it was an effort to even speak, he sounds more lively now. his voice is smoother and it slides up and down effortlessly, like he's feeling more emotion. and he is. he was literally and figuratively set free and now he can act however he wants.

he's also speaking a bit more quickly. in the Hive it felt like he was taking just a nanosecond longer to pronounce things than his later appearances

he even laughs more once he's out of prison. albeit like only twice but he has a few chuckles in there. spider also sounds more playful, especially when he's interacting with mellori OR ESPECIALLY THE WIZARD. his mirage dialogue was INSANE!!!!! HE SOUNDED MOCKING!!!! HE WAS HAVING FUN AND I COULD HEAR IT- sorry.

so the point of this entire essay is, i feel like his change in voice and inflections really fit what was going on in the story. just being released out of the void + trying to appear a certain way vs. finally being free to express his true emotions and thoughts/having more practice at talking. i could be imagining this,

[cocksley-and-catapult]

Can we hear the terribly unfunny joke that started c&c

[todayisafridaynight]

WHY did they call it bleach japan in y8 wouldn’t that carry negative connotations after the founder was exposed and subsequently stabbed to death by another high profile member. sure yeah its ominous to ichi but is that worth the risk of bad pr

oh brother dont get me started everything about ebina pisses me off but the bleach japan bit ESPECIALLY jesus fucking almighty that was so annoying

[blyszczopies]

i turn conversations with my coworkers awkward quite regularly bc they will go "yeah this work sucks but at least we are getting paid:)" and im like thats not enough i need this entire place to explode and i need that to kill every single one of us

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

GUESS WHO JUST WORKED THROUGH A PANIC ATTACK IN UNDER AN HOUR 🥳🥳🥳

[driftwooddestiel]

sometimes getting mormon parodies recommended non stop on youtube is worth it because you come across a channel that used to do mormon parodies and now makes yaoi xmas songs. how else am i gonna encounter beautiful sights like that

[oranglesswrld]

one of my friends mentioned that one summer there were so many wasps in her attic that she could hear them buzzing when she was in the house. girl there's this podcast you should try

[quackitytheduck]

im so sortry did you just se the selfie. he's soooo

i was busy. olaying minecraftc. i . i

[jonny-b-meowborn]

hell is realizing I'd be a horrible partner to a vampire because my sensory issues don't allow me to be touched near my veins

[youngpettyqueen]

if you guys think im bad about MASH just think how bad I must be with Pokemon, a franchise I have been steeped in and obsessed with since I was 6 years old

[pallases]

can the weather just pick a season already i can’t take this oscillation between what i want to reread much longer

[bayleaf-2]

*takes off glasses and pinches bridge of my nose* god hpw much vivi lore have i posted here again

[rorey-coss]

help ive listened to skeleton appreciation day by will wood like fourteen times, no exaggeration