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eusuchia · 10 months ago

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one of the understated benefits of learning basic global geography is when you meet people who are from a country not often talked about here (in my case canada) you can usually impress them by knowing literally any goddamn thing because the bar is so fucking low

#met a malaysian yesterday and I was like oh from KL? and they were like oh you know about KL??#.........bro #Im literally chinese

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yesloulou · 3 months ago

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Max and Daniel play badminton at the 2018 Chinese Grand Prix 🏮🐉

#DANIEL'S FACE. WHEN HE LEANED IN. HOW IS A MAN THIS ATTRACTIVE SHUT UP #max's face lit up in pure delight bc daniel played along 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩#they're literally THE ship THE pairing THE teammates im sos so sos sos ososs osoooooooo sosooooos oSO SO SOOOOO endeared by them #daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #maxiel #f1 #*#**#chinese gp 2018

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tangeringe · 3 months ago

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rin 🔁 kabru roleswap au

#fabled roleswap content #bye I can’t draw mick to save my life #i also have no idea why she looks so emo in the last one im dead bro #also if anyone wants me to translate the chinese literally instead of localizing etc just ask ill do it #people pleaser rin au #art #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #kabru #dungeon meshi art #rinsha fana #Kabru’s party #mickbell tomas #holm kranom #diamond of sadena #kuro dungeon meshi #i love you rin

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rocketqueen1989x · 28 days ago

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I’m so jealous of his eyebrows

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yea-baiyi · 1 year ago

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YALL. everyone go watch story of kunning palace i swear it’s worth it im still riding an insane high after i finished it last night.

it’s a very good solid drama for 30 episodes kinda slow burn but well written with good characters and decent plots.

and then in the last 8 episodes, the guy’s sidekick tells him “maybe you should show her how you really feel. show her the real you” and he proceeds to go batshit feral insane. which after watching her pine after and then reject the most morally upright guy ever it fucking WORKS ON HER because she is ALSO insane!!

after that it’s just 8 episodes of him being sloppy desperate for her and begging her to give him an answer while she’s just there buffering because she has to readjust her whole worldview with this news that he’s liked her all along?? she went out to meet her former crush and when she got home he sat her down and made her eat a dinner he made. that was drowning in vinegar. because if he had to drink vinegar then SO SHOULD SHE. and after she doesn’t eat much at dinner he plops down a tray of her favourite cake. that he had given her before earlier in the drama. announces that he made it with his own hands. and she’s like :0 “you made it for me even back then?? but back then we were only….” and he’s immediately like “only? only what? what were we back then? what about now? is it different now? what are we?” and she’s just like .

#story of kunning palace #宁安如梦 #spoilers in the tags #i watched this with no english subtitles and my chinese sucks so don’t judge me if i miss details #but jesus CHRIST that was a wild final act im BUZZING #they’re insane there’s blood there’s holding each others hand over a blade as it stabs someone #i’m NUTS #she wanted to die and he grabbed her and shook her and started screaming everything he could think of #tried convincing her tried threatening her tried begging #she literally had to bite him to make him let go #ALL THAT. and then a few days later she skips into his home and plans to go on a field trip with him #he asks her if stabbing him would make her feel better. and then proceeds to. make her stab him.#i just need more of them. i don’t know. goya saturn devouring his son.

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xinyuehui · 1 year ago

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Kids with new toys be like

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colin-becher-death-countdown · 7 months ago

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Is Colin Becher Still Alive:

Yes.

Colin Becher Has Survived:

81 days.

#i ordered chinese food today and my friend got a regular run of the mill fortune #and mine literally just says 'YOU LOOK BOOTYLICIOUS TODAY'. im sorry what?#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #colin becher death countdown #colin becher

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yinyuedijun · 3 months ago

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all the hybrid talk on the dash.... I must admit to this day I am not sure what I'd be as a hybrid

#im always torn between a cat or a fox because #well my internet pseudonym is literally cat lol #but ive been called a fox (in chinese) in a derogatory misogynistic fashion by my family for years LOOOOL #very sexy of me i think <3 #yueshuo

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skitskatdacat63 · 7 months ago

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2024 Chinese Grand Prix - Quali - Fernando Alonso

#idk if i like these but must post nando.....#i think ill do his interview as well like the typical one not the grid one #cause hhe looks very cute #these are just weirdly lacking to me ig #BUT P3 IM SOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!#AGH WE'RE BACK BABY #<- kinda. only a bit. a bit. we stay hopeful #its been so long since ive been able to gif this type of thing 😭😭#literally not since brazil im p sure #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2024 chinese gp #we do a little bit of f1

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kuruk · 25 days ago

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i reblog yaoi

#everytime i see that im like lol bur i actually dont even do that i somply read yaoi in private.#i keep forgettimg tgcf is sbout those two gay guys which is weird because tgcf literally stands for Those Gay Chinese Faggots #ifdel likr it doesnt count in my mind. other danmei does but they dont fheyre nothing kf ghe sort

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the-girl-down-the-street · 7 months ago

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IM NOT CHEERING

#I KNOW ITS ZHOUS HOME RACE BUT PLEASE JUST LET LOGAN HAVE SOMETHING 🙏#IM LITERALLY ON THE VERGE OF TEARS RN #f1 #formula 1 #logan sargeant #ls2 #chinese gp 2024 #shanghai gp 2024 #grace’s professional commentary 🎤

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girlthativealwaysbeen · 1 month ago

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pata hai last kuch din i was very busy with my project kyunki final dena tha and binding karni thi etc to wo karwayi then i went to the bookfair bekaar tha then parso submit karne jaa rahi to subah accident hogaya (bhai ki bike skid hogayi and we fell down) and now i have a big ass blue bruise on my upper thigh and my parents don't even know lmao and kal ek science conference thi to i had to sit in an auditorium for 6 hours listening to accomplished people speak. that's what you missed now your turn

omg i knew everything in this except for the accident cause i stalk your blog vigorously everyday are you okay!!!!!!!!!! did you get tetanus shots!!!!!!!!!! also on your upper thigh oh no that's where future jiju is supposed to write MINE na as per our beloved song guilty as sin?

#did u have fun at the conference it must've been cool huh women in stem and all that #bookfair being bad is so sucky i was so excited for you to go i thought you'd send pictures too of books we like #also u already know everything i posted everything and every thought #i ate chinese but it didn't feel that good because my sister isn't here and we didn't eat it together watching #koffee or splitsvilla and i realised that it's not just the chinese food it's the whole hanging out that i love sm :((#kal well i told you pata hai the brownie place we met it's kinda new and cool types so uske bathroom mein #there was a button and it said press at your own risk and when we did it became a dj like the lights went out and #there when flashing spinning disco lights and party songs were playing mere mein wo aaya hum toh naye andaz hai apna purana #it was sooo cool im adding it to the list of places you'll visit when u come here!!!!!!!#also the food was soooo shockingly reasonably priced everything was under 200 rs!!!!! which is big for a dessert place here #and like great quantity great taste too my stupid people from office used to say it's awesome but i didn't believe them and never tried it #because they're all losers lol but i grudgingly admit that they were right #also ummmm hmm okay pata hai i realised ki oh okay im happy with who i am #like bachpan mein i used to feel very sad and loser like because dad was too strict to let me go out raat ko and everyone in school would #go to this club we went to kal and i always felt i was missing out and i wanted to be all cool and fun too #but it was kinda so boring and normal and i was like wow okay i didn't miss out i was spending days and nights reading books being in #fandoms and i was actually very happy!!!!! so like yay idk small thing bt yk i realised that oh it was okay and everything will be okay too #i kinda want to talk to that guy now like i weirdly feel like im longing for what could've been? which is ridiculous because #we were 11 and i barely talked to him back then because shy and friends would tease and i didn't realise it was a crush #i don't want to DATE him because like tbh i already know we're very different people but like wouldn't it be fun to idk make out once #then i got the urge to download dating app but i resisted the urge and won i don't think im made for casual things #me and my bestie were laughing about this yesterday too she was like i just don't understand how people can have sex one day and then #not give a fuck about each other the next day like idk if we have sex im having your kids and i was like ikrrrr like bhai sex is toh very #big im going to be attached if we hug i literally did!!!!! so we decided no more casual/situationships for us #phew okay more rambling on whatsapp love u bye this became too long #saumyuuuuuu

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mintybloomz-misc · 8 months ago

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To the people who want to learn a language because of their favorite media but feel like it's a stupid reason, just go for it! Learning a language is a fun and useful skill that can come in handy when you least expect it, especially if you live in a diverse area.

Not to mention it can help you understand the media you're consuming on a deeper level. Interacting with the fanbase from that culture can help contextualize choices made in your favorite anime, video game, or kpop song.

Why did this japanese game portray europe like this? What problems in korea is this kpop song about? What is this festival in my favorite anime about?

What are the translations missing? What has been localized and why?

It's so incredibly rewarding to be able to understand different perspectives from different cultures. It's amazing to be able to communicate with people different from you. Learn whatever language your little heart desires. Go forth.

#anime and manga #kpop #video games #japan #korea #language #mostly using japanese and korean as examples because people often want to learn those because of anime and kpop #im learning japanese because i want to understand the legend of zelda better #im learning korean because my workplace is right next to a korean market and many people who come by dont speak english #you dont need a 'good' reason to learn a language!!#im literally just learning german because my girlfriend speaks it #thats it #i dont even have a reason to be learning chinese #i just am #also learning spanish and asl but those fall into the ones america deems as 'useful'#manx on the other hand

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rowannkhanna · 9 months ago

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HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEARS EVERYONE !!! XIN NIAN KUAI LE 🧧🐉

#my sister thought my chinese new years fit reminded her of wheres waldo im literally gonna cry #WISHING FOR A HAPPY AND PROPSEROUS LIFE WOOHOO

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lucasoliko · 1 year ago

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I'm sick here are some quick self portraits I just did

#if you ever get mad at me this is who you're talking to #beagle dog #literally me !!#lucasolikos art #used some chinese ink i had laying around since last year cuz i had to buy some for an assignment #clearly idk what im doing #guys i love dogs did u know that

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starlightomatic · 8 months ago

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stupidest fanfic idea ever. ramadan is a serial monogamist who dumps sivan to be with iyar, and then dumps iyar to be with nisan, and then dumps nisan to be with adar

#post coming explaining this dw #jumblr #loon.txt #it could also be literally any other month if its too weird to do it with ramadan but shes kinda the special one yk #anyway it turns out she was steady the whole time its the OTHER months that kept changing on her!!!#and they were being pressured to change by adar's evil twin #who was doing it on behalf of nisan who needed to keep her idk springtime aesthetic #idk im stretching this too far #and all of this is happening bc they relate differently to the solar year which theyre pressured to assimilate into #ramadan is like 'no im gonna do my own thing and be out of step with everyone' and the jewish months are like 'we're gonna try to like half #assimilate'#and then like. march april may are the villains trying to make them assimilate?#ALSO you could totally frame this differently its actually nisan dumping a series of muslim months bc she doesn't wanna let them change her #or she wants to assimilate #i dont know #im DEFINITELY taking this too far #maybe they all end up poly #i need to include the hindu and chinese months too #no i don't. i need to stop

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