#Im having a normal one guys

[maddogmp3]

HEYD ID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT HAPPIEST NUCLEAR WINTER IS MY FAVORITE BROBECKS ALBUM. GUYS DID YOU KNOW. GUYS HAPPIEST NUCLEAR WINTER IS MY FAVORITE BROBECKS ALBUM GUYS WHAT IF I CAN GET HER ON CD WHAT I CAN HAVE HER ON VINYL MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE HAPPIEST NUCLEAR WINTER !!!!!!!!!!!

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Anyways after getting high and dreaming I was a cute robotgirl designed to mercilessly gun down enemies in a sort of bullet hell type video game situation who's upgrades all included getting cute outfits I can't help but feel like my whole mind was rewritten last night

I feel like I've always been pretty pro robot, but now I'm like fuck. I need to become a machine programed for violence unsure if I'll ever be able to do anything else, let alone feel the love my cute robotic voice mimics. I need to find a mechanic who maybe sees there's something wrong inside my programming and decides to fully just steal me away and retrofit my violence focuses body into something more mundane. More lightweight. Pull out the preppy anime voice modulator and replace it with something, anything else. File off my serial numbers and rework my coding so I don't have to go back to my old life. Still unsure if this new programming is really letting me be happy or its just another product of the code.

[one-little-nerd-stayed-home]

Me at work: :/

Me: Imagines Corbeau cussing at Lake while doing absolutely nothing to remove her when he wakes up in the middle of the night to that biggass wolfhound sleeping on his chest

Me: :)

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[proxycrit]

Yall really like these guys with wings so here’s some more doodles! Im busy with commission work and won’t be active for a good while, but I’ll try to post more doodles ever so often. (Ahh the joy of drawing my favorite guys… it fills me with joy.)

[megamindsupremacy]

So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.

I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.

Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.

His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight

[remxedmoon]

STUMBLES IN COVERED IN BLOOD. hi! sorry i haven’t posted art in a while!!!! i redrew every single isat battle portrait. including 15 custom sprites, totalling up to 78 sprites total. use these for anything you want!! as long as i’m credited and it’s not for commercial purposes, go nuts!!!

full sprite sets below the cut!! for anyone who doesn’t want to open the google drive lol

SIKE. there’s also my ramblings here. don’t worry i did actually put the sprite sets below

i labeled all of the custom sprites as such in the drive, but for anyone that doesn’t want to sift through that, the custom sprites are bigfrin damage (2), act 6 siffrin KO and timefreeze, mira timefreeze, bonnie hurt, KO, buff, and timefreeze, and All Of Loop’s Sprites. the wiki doesn’t include the act 5 buff sprite but like. i assume it exists so i’m not counting it as custom.

anyways!! this took about 2 Weeks of drawing every day. i literally drew for like 8 hours straight on one of those days. siffrin here has 39 PORTRAITS IN TOTAL i’m not kidding. that’s straight up half of all the sprites. he doesn’t need that many.

i promise. i will not be making more redraws. for at least a week. i will resist the temptation to draw the battle cgs i promise i swear i prommy. this was really fun to work on!!!! really made me appreciate just how much adrienne drew for this game jesus christ. god’s strongest soldier. with all that aside, here’s all of the portraits! enjoy!! falls over dead on the ground

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

End transcription

Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

[brutally-loving]

"I'm normal about my friends and their selfships!!!" Said the stupid bitchass liar

[endrimer]

[rbtlvr]

(Would you even recognize yourself?)

sometimes you think about things a little too hard and accidentally end up drawing something about it

[sporkberries]

True Loves Kiss ( when kissing the messiah/the anti-christ please be cautious. though it may draw you out of the lonely it could also lead to severe facial scarring, but hey, you score either way!)

[aroaceleovaldez]

we should make Nico more fucked up, actually. enough woobifying him. that boy should be covered in blood and viscera

[dennisboobs]

:) i certainly have no issue dressing in drag :)

^guy who has no issue dressing in drag btw

glenn said that dennis' drag name is victoria von hemen btw

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[fraternum-momentum]

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