#Im having a normal one guys

[candyskiez]

Jonathan sims is like. I don't think I've ever loved anyone in my life. I've loved everyone I've ever met and it eats me alive. None of this is my fault how DARE you be even a little mad at me. All of this is my fault how are you even looking me in the eye. Nobody cares about me and I don't blame them. I will drop everyone to save the people that hurt me, even at the cost of my own life. I will never forgive them. I've never truly connected with anyone in my life. These people who I barely even know made such a deep impact on me I will kill a woman with her face to avenge her and steal his autonomy to save him. I never wanted to hurt anyone. I want to hurt people so badly. This is a woman I care about deeply, and I never forgave her, and never plan to. I will advocate for her friend to kill her, and I will grieve her once she's gone. I can't stop being open. I've never been open about my emotions in my entire life. I never want to be around anyone. I'm so tired of being alone. I don't think I've ever loved anyone. How do you know if you love someone? Is it just caring about someone? What defines love? Am I doing it wrong? Is there something wrong with me? Elias, am I still human? Was I ever human? I deserve how people treat me. I hate them for it. I shouldn't hate them for it, I can't even blame them. But I do. I do. I want to destroy everything. I just want things to be okay. I want to be loved and accepted and I will never believe anyone who tells me they do. I wish I was dead. I never want to die. I deserve to die. I'm supposed to be dead. I don't want to die. But I do . But I don't. Have I ever cared about anyone but myself? Would I even know? If I died, would anything bad happen? Or would it just be sad? If I died, how many people would be relieved? If I died, and nobody missed me, could I forgive them for that? Have I ever forgave anyone? Have I ever gotten over anything? Have I ever stopped being angry? Did I ever move on? Will I ever move on? What am I even moving on from? Did any of it even matter? I don't think I've ever loved someone. I think I was supposed to die. I think everyone would be better off for it. I don't want to die.

[maddogmp3]

HEYD ID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT HAPPIEST NUCLEAR WINTER IS MY FAVORITE BROBECKS ALBUM. GUYS DID YOU KNOW. GUYS HAPPIEST NUCLEAR WINTER IS MY FAVORITE BROBECKS ALBUM GUYS WHAT IF I CAN GET HER ON CD WHAT I CAN HAVE HER ON VINYL MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE HAPPIEST NUCLEAR WINTER !!!!!!!!!!!

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Anyways after getting high and dreaming I was a cute robotgirl designed to mercilessly gun down enemies in a sort of bullet hell type video game situation who's upgrades all included getting cute outfits I can't help but feel like my whole mind was rewritten last night

I feel like I've always been pretty pro robot, but now I'm like fuck. I need to become a machine programed for violence unsure if I'll ever be able to do anything else, let alone feel the love my cute robotic voice mimics. I need to find a mechanic who maybe sees there's something wrong inside my programming and decides to fully just steal me away and retrofit my violence focuses body into something more mundane. More lightweight. Pull out the preppy anime voice modulator and replace it with something, anything else. File off my serial numbers and rework my coding so I don't have to go back to my old life. Still unsure if this new programming is really letting me be happy or its just another product of the code.

[one-little-nerd-stayed-home]

Me at work: :/

Me: Imagines Corbeau cussing at Lake while doing absolutely nothing to remove her when he wakes up in the middle of the night to that biggass wolfhound sleeping on his chest

Me: :)

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[dreamsy990]

drew some of my fav ody designs! wasnt originally meant to be also replicating the styles but thats sort of just how my brain works. except i didnt copy the lineart styles of anyone here so its DEFINITELY a bit uncanny for a couple of these (LOOKING AT YOU QINNY IM SO SORRY) but whatever

the designs featured here (from left to right) belong to: me, @gigizetz, @neal-illustrator, @irunaki, @bigidiotenergytm, @qinnyanimation, and @foopsie-daisy

[proxycrit]

Yall really like these guys with wings so here’s some more doodles! Im busy with commission work and won’t be active for a good while, but I’ll try to post more doodles ever so often. (Ahh the joy of drawing my favorite guys… it fills me with joy.)

[curiouscatastrophe]

On my bullshit once again, this time with @outkclassed's ford labs au!

I love him :) I was supposed to connect him with some wires in the back, but I have too much fun with him being modular!! Rearranging his ass!! He's contemporary art now <3

You can't be mean to him because he is only three apples tall 🥺🥺

and of course, his place of honor

[silvertherogue715]

Yippie more O' Medusa drawings!!

Probably one of my last big batches for a while :')

@naffeclipse, happy early birthday and i hope you enjoy your blorbos!

Previous art of these two: First - Second - Third - Bad end

EDIT: absolutely kicking my feet and giggling over every single comment/tag you guys leave THEY'RE SO SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH

[megamindsupremacy]

So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.

I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.

Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.

His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

[deimostes]

watched hfjone recently. thrice

[brutally-loving]

"I'm normal about my friends and their selfships!!!" Said the stupid bitchass liar

[rbtlvr]

(Would you even recognize yourself?)

sometimes you think about things a little too hard and accidentally end up drawing something about it

[endrimer]