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This is my finished relief reduction, and I fucking love how it turned out. I want to do more woodblock printing but I can't because I don't have the time nor the access to wood. However you guys should keep your eyes open for an upcoming etching
#furry#furry art#furrydrawing#chlloroyote#fursona#furry doodle#printmaking#relief printing#relief reduction#Im eating the wood
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I love when you draw watcher mom holding baby Grian, it’s so cute!!!! Also question does aether just subconsciously pick up and hold Grian without any thought, like does she just walk past him and scoop him up into her arms without asking or does she always ask him if he wants to be carried?
ehhehe its very fun to draw, hes so tiny, i remember Gohan when i draw him so it makes me happy <3
But yes ! At first, Aether asks to pick him up, since hes a random little kid, but after taking care of him for a bit (literally a few hours) she does just start grabbing him without thinking abt it, sometimes you Have to pick them up suddenly, could be in danger !
But in other situations, like any kid, if they don't want to be picked up or held, they'll go limp or wiggle, push and argue, so you gotta just put them down !
otherrrr times he does feel comfortable sitting on her
#I THINK HE GETS SMALLER EVERY TIME I DRAW HIM LMAO#im just simplifying the doodles#ask#my art#watcher oc#doodle tag#i think she sits crisscross and he sits in the gap while eating#kids are so funny when you sit like that bc they will jsut walk in front and drop#xelquas clingy ! he likes attention ! he definitely gets affectionate as time goes on in the woods. wants the comfort :((#kidxelqua
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THE SHERIFF AND GUY OF GISBORNE
uh. try to stay with me for a second. so incest motifs are a huge part of medieval lit. you see it in arthuriana cycles, you see it in romances, it's a whole thing.
Incest and the Medieval Imagination, Elizabeth Archibald
so robin hood. both adaptions and the text itself, tend to get interesting with guy of gisborne. and I will say that while I found the media being discussed in this text absolutely fucking insufferable to watch, the discussion on it was delicious, impeccable, show stopping
Mouvance, Greenwood, and Gender in The Adventures of Robin Hood and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Brian J Levy and Lesley Coote
and with regards to discussions on the origin text (which I love and adore forever)
Horseplay: Robin Hood, Guy of Gisborne, and the Neg(oti)ation of the Bestial, Stuart Kane
we're. getting to the point, I promise. guy of gisborne and the sheriff in my own "adaption" are not cousins, but brothers in law (fucked up brothers in law are my thing over on my other blog. brutus and cassius? I'm there. caligula and lepidus? all over that, baby!) because I'm aiming for an adjacent transgression.
on the topic of adjacent transgressions and guy's comment in this comic about cannibalism: there's an overlap in various genres of literature, predominantly in branches of horror and tragedy: between cannibalism and incest. (additionally! a lot of texts will take on christian subtexts and allusions, so there's a bonus homoerotic cannibalism discussion happening wrt communion that I'll get into in the future) it's about. chomping. the teeth, you know.
Managing Monsters, Marina Warner
Statius and Virgil: The Thebaid and the Reinterpretation of the Aeneid, Randall T. Ganiban
there's a 100% chance I will revise the sheriff's design at some point, but I wanted to draw the flowers exploding out of the spine so bad
AND FINALLY, the neck focus on guy is half due to his fate in his origin tale (beheaded) and half my own invention: I girl-with-a-green-ribboned him. a little narrative necromancy, if you will.
#long post#outlaws in the woods tag#im sorry for how long this is and also bc its 2am but also i am not sorry. i love medieval literature and horror#the sheriff wants to crawl inside guy's ribcage and eat his lungs#he is. interestingly enough. horrified at what everyone else does to guy's body#its about possession. obsession. who else has the right to eat you etc#im going to go folk catholicism forced sainthood on guy and every second of it is going to be awful for him#i will do narrative necromancy but i will adhere to the rules of the setting and the setting is TERRIBLE#i love it! sorry guy of gisborne.#anyway you guys ever watch showtime's borgias. favorite show. so. so uh. you know that one scene. the---
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"most enthusiastic head of my life" goes in the pile of things women have said abt how i throatfuck myself on them
#woof woof#godddd I. I shouldn't say it! I love herrr I really love her a lot 🙈 so glad I got to give her head#she's so cute... im going to lose my mind when I get to eat her ass like fuck it was hard keeping my wits about me#seeing her open like that#lord. she wants to get a hotel room 😙 so we can fuck properly and not just in the woods#nsft
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CANDLES!
HAHA YOU THOUGHT ID MAKE SOMETHING WITH THE CANDLESTICKS AGAIN!!!!!! not this time.........
seasonal prompt moment yippeeeeeeee @lesmis-prompts ^_^
#actually.#the candlesticks were actually on the bottom of the stained glass window.#its just jean valjean and the lit candles covered them lmaoooo#anyways this is supposed to be in a church idk i was just fuckin around dont ask me why the pillars are like stone#and everything else is wood#DONT LOOK TOO CLOSELY#AT ANYTHING OTHER THAN VALJEAN.#actually tweaking out about how my work is so incredibly textured the quality needs to literally combust before itll let me post it anywher#tried a new thing w my rendering that cuts down the time it takes by. about half#or more#genuinely amazing#ugh anyways#im tired im gonna go eat leftover pecan pie and lay in bed#yap fest over#les mis#les miserables#art#jean valjean#valjean#fanart
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wuh.. i dont really have the style for drawing giys attractive but i thought this would be funny to try ^_^
[ @randaccidents meow]
#im also aroace. idk what people usually find attractive im used to the echo chamber of “TUMMY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”#i do like those videos of people chopping wood though i think its cool#plus i think an axe is fitting for mind.. id explain more but im kinf of dizzy rn so im gonna go eat something#cj mind#nevermeanttodraw
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cold girl with warm heart and warm girl with cold heart. you see what i mean
#yellowjackets#shauna jackie#jackieshauna#shaunajackie#i cant remember what order the ship name goes in#jackie taylor shauna shipman#shauna got that peanuts snoopy dance what a goof#im so glad shes normal and wouldnt do something like eat her best friends body#my biology class so boring i drew this instead i hat e this class so bad i do all the work in my group and then i sit in silence and draw#i did my damn part they can do their own work. im busy thinking about girls in the woods eating each other
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what the FUCK nandor
#if nandor x the guide is canon i will scream#youve had the perfect guy right in front of you for YEARS#if you fuck it up im gonna just#idk go live deep in the woods and eat dirt#best case scenario they destiel us at this point#and i know that if they go canon there wont be any nandermo#because yeah the show does do crazy shit and poly relationships wouldnt be much of an issue#but i doubt that its gonna go like that#because its a tv show and when do they ever make gay ships canon#if its not the premise of the show then thats so unlikely to happen#and if it does its just for shits and giggles#oh my god#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#wwdits spoilers#wwdits s6
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Mytho fans id like to issue a formal apology. I realized I, too, know how it feels to have your special little guy mischaracterized and trampled over by his own damn media and now everyone hates him but YOU understand you understand him and they’re wrong they’re all wrong and also there’s this other guy everyone insists is better like it’s a competition and it’s really annoying and you just want everyone to see your pookie bear the way you see him. I understand. I’ve always understood. I am a better man now.
#this is abt me being insane about lotr again#frodo baby get behind me Elijah wood Peter Jackson DNI#insane 2 me when the writers are like this is the special boy he’s the most important guy in this piece of media#and then everything they write shows how much they vehemently hate him#I’m sorry mythoheads im sorry they ravened him in season 2 and then married him off to rue#my boy had every redeeming and charming quality taken away#AND they made him break up with his boyfriend because they knew the rotk scenes were too gay for cinema#and now everyone is like lol frodo sucks so bad he didn’t even DO anything#and I have to sit there like do you guys remember how his defining trait is his kindness and love of peace#and he is the only hobbit who refuses to take part in the battle to take back the shire because he won’t spill blood on the shores soil#DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER#you don’t because fuck the scouring of the shire that can’t go in the movies#and fuck the scenes where he takes no shit from Gollum#my guy just wanted to eat mushrooms and flirt with his poolboy and now look where we are#lea talks
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the normal album remix released today ‼️‼️
HOLY SHIT.
#NEW STOMACH BOOK SONG AND THE NORMAL ALBUM REMIX??? TODAY???#im eating so good rn you wouldnt even believe it.#YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms
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here’s a lil story I found about how elvis discovered his love for a certain something
from the book “Rhythm Oil” published in 1991
the original article was written in 1967 by the legend Stanley Booth and published in 1968 with the story about Natalie and Elvis cut by the publisher (lame for that)
#elvis presley#elvisaaronpresley#natalie wood#50s#im an absolute mess with how hot this is#the fact that he threw up from hearing about it#and then immediately went and tried it#AND LOVED IT?!#natalie girl how did it feel to live my dream#now the story lamar fike told about natalie and elvis makes sense lmao#iykyk#I love him#cybill shepard crying rn#maybe he just didn’t want to eat yours sis 🤧#elvis history#elvis book excerpts
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I love it when a will wood lyric just creates an entirely new emotion who's existence you haven't noticed before and now you feel an urgent need for an entire story with a plot and characters and themes to explore it? Like, the way Beetlejuice was around what it's like when you never want to stop hurting after losing someone you loved, because it feels like the only thing you have left from them? So, like. I need something like that, but like. About "I'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor, apologizing for my life for ever entering yours, don't say "I'm sorry but this can't go on", I know you got scars of your own, but hide my knives before you go, I'll either live or die alone". Also about "suffering's just another perspective" (in the context of doing something horrible to someone else). Also about "But just like a vampire, I don't exist". Also about "I might be a saint worth steeples, I might be the grain of evil, bad things happen to good people, good things happen to me". Also about "I am quantum physics, my witness brings me to existence" (in the context of gender). Also about "the devil made me do it but I also kinda wanted to". Also about "I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all but some day I'll be perfect and I'll make up for it all". Also about "you're trying to replace yourself". Also about (and I did actually know this one before, but still) "this is not enough, this is not enough to prove it yet, no I need to hit the bottom". Also about-
#will wood#in case i make it#the stereosexuals#camp here and there#everything is a lot#the normal album#self-ish#against the kitchen floor#the better to eat you with#yes to err is human so don't be one#chemical overreaction#i/me/myself#2econd 2ight 2eer#mr capgras encounters a secondhand vanity: tulpamancer's prosopagnosia/pareidolia (as direct result of trauma to the fusiform gyrus)#mr capgras#hand me my shovel im going in#beetlejuice#beetlejuice the musical#william woodiam
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Mean girls kink and fetish headcanons!!!
my credentials are: im a kinkster, i practice safe and informed bdsm and i have a sub....hope that's good enough for y'all :D
will i be projecting my kinks onto them? you know itttttt
- i think she's a dom leaning switch. she's not too fussed about positions though, she'll do whatever she wants when she feels like it. i just imagine that she likes to dom more
- that's a hard/mean dom if ive ever seen one. heavy sadist
- i don't think she has a strictly preferred honourific or title but she's open to "mommy", "mistress", "goddess" and "sir". i imagine she gets off on little girls saying her name because she loves herself.
- heavy on impact play as a top. she has a secret stash of a few expensive toys like floggers and crops but it's mainly pervertables. she loves convenience but if she's feeling nice then she'll spoil you and let you choose which expensive one she buys.
- humiliation too as a top. she is almost too good at degradation and mocking. she is at all times perfecting the skill of how to overstimulate you verbally. she's great at picking up on little reactions that she can mock, which brings on more reactions and then all of a sudden you're kneeling in public.
- heavy into worship when she's takes a (brief) break from being mean. she'd make you worship her for hours, head to toe. maybe recite prayers for her about why you don't deserve her.
- breath play but specifically the hand over the mouth choke rather than directly on the throat.
- somno and it's giving "sorry baby, i was just so frustrated and you looked so pretty and open, go back to sleep".
- heavy oral fixation either way. fingers in mouths, strap sucking, eating pussy (obviously!! this bitch loves sitting on faces and hearing mouths fill up beneath her), spit, making out. i'll also group boot licking into here.
- dacryphilia...enough said (that's the paraphilia for crying, dumbasses <3)
- that said, she is definitely trying to be more of a mental dom because she loves playing with minds but she clings to the perceived physicality of bdsm...but she's trying!
- forced submission but not super intense. she wants to train you into not having any walls up so she can get into your head and push you deep into submission.
- she really gets into slurs!!! definitely a 'dyke' and 'fag' every once in a while!
- omg i honestly think she's a secret masochist. she would never outwardly admit it though, but she wants nails digging into her and bleeding scratches.
- first things first, i want to say that i think janis is a really good dom. probably the best and most responsible kinkster out of all of them. she finds the non-sexual element of kink and bdsm just as important.
- i feel that she's more dom leaning but is more than willing to submit in order to experience what she is going to be inflicting or giving to a sub.
- it's giving service dom sun, mommy dom moon and hard dom rising. she's very caring and wants to do anything to please you but she'll do it till you're crying.
- shibari master. this is very obvious. but im talking almost only japanese bondage. she'll make an exception for a western tie if she's doing quick bondage but it's very much an art for her. shibari combines her appreciation of art with her sexually in touch nature and that's why she's so good at it. she's also working up to do suspension which is what drew her to rope bondage in the first place. i think she specialises in floor bondage but she dreams of doing full body suspension. favourite ties - futomomo, overhead harness.
- i know that power dynamic is a given, but she makes sure to reinforce that shit constantly. very much normalising honourifics and them being an everyday thing (she enjoys "mommy" and "sir"), she'd collar you eventually too.
- needles. anything that can be artistic, she does with a lot of effort and care. i think she would love to do wings and other intricate designs. probably not too often, but it would be very special when she did.
- big into temperature play, specifically wax and more burning sensations. again, she considers this as an art, with the plus that it also has the benefits of creating really visceral sensations.
- sensory deprivation. she often likes to do scenes where four of your five senses are taken away, and she can have her way with you <3
- forced submission. she is actively training you to drop at one command, or one look or a certain type of touch. a big goal of hers it to have you brain dead eventually.
- armpits, specifically smothering girls with her pit while she gets them off. janis imi'ike is at all times searching for girls who will deeply sniff her pits and groan while doing so. i know what you are, imi'ike.
- i feel that she's more natural at praise then degradation, but she loves both. she definitely wants to eventually get you off purely verbally.
- hypno. she loves mind fucking, it's her favourite. she has a strong urge to corrupt people from the inside out which is why i think she takes a lot of pride in being more of a "mental" dom.
- not necessarily a kink, but she loves to do scenes where she doms multiple subs at once.
- petplay, but i think she's more down to be a handler or an owner. she loves pups, and kitties and bunnies the most (corruptable)
- the subbiest sub to ever sub in this sub world.
- she would never call herself a brat but she definitely has little brat-isms that her dom's enjoy. but i think she'd do anything for anyone if they had an ounce of dominance. she tries really hard to be obedient and she succeeds most of the time. everyone clap for cady! *claps all around*
- i think she really loves being called "pup", "puppy" or "pet" as an always title. she also gives "girl" and "little girl" vibes since she seeks out mommy's. loves being taken care of omg
- puppy!! this person is a in a consistent (not a 24/7 dynamic but it's definitely an inherent mommy-puppy dynamic) pet dynamic. she goes fully out: collar, toys, bowl, knee pads and mitts, hood, mannerisms!! she's probably a dachshund or a golden lab!
- breath play, not just because of the obvious power exchange but also the compression at the sides of her neck.
- huge praise kink. she'll do anything to get praised. she also needs constant reassurance that's she's a good pup in order for her to get off, so it's almost fetish level. little phrases like "that's it" "that's right" "keep doing that" make her unbelievably whiney.
- size difference. I feel that she really enjoys the power dynamic being reinforced in little ways. so having a taller dom to throw her around is very important to her submission.
- light impact. she's definitely a thuddy type of girl but she'll take anything that you have to give to her. definitely loves face slapping too. loves a paddle. she actually has one that says 'puppy' on it and it leaves a cute little mark.
- marking. she finds the reminder of her submission really vital too, so she enjoys to have bite marks, scratches, bruises, welts on her body. she gets off on power exchange, people!!
- orgasm detail and overstimulation. there is an element of suffering that she really enjoys. maybe not super masochistcly but she likes the suspense of being edged and how overwhelming it is to be overstimulated.
- hand fetish, she loves big, strong, veiny, lesbian hands
- rope bunny (well...puppy). once again, that wider scale compression makes her feel very secure and safe and helpless which puts her into that warm, fuzzy headspace where she can have someone else think for her, for once. favourite ties - armbinder and hip weave harness
- it's pretty obvious that she is the biggest service sub. she is there to do anything you say and more.
- puppy, definitely a dumb pup. names like "puppy", "pup" and "mutt" really do it for her. i feel that she likes to be reminded that she's only there to make her doms feel good and nothing else.
- huge mommy kink!! she actually asks all her doms if she can call them 'mommy' before they even tell her their honourifics (canon). she wants to be mommy-ed and taken care of. she loves the duality of how someone can care of her one minute and then be ruining her the next.
- the puppy in her really loves sniffing pits. she's a little ashamed of this one but she loves doing it nonetheless. i feel that she begs to be buried in mommy's pits very often.
- rope bunny, again similar to cady's love for it. she longs for that physical compression of her muscles and puts her in a good headspace. i can really see her being into mummification and suspension too.
- corruption and dumbification. clearly regina's consistent asshole-ness has rubbed off on her and now she wants to be made dumb and please people until she can't speak. she wants each of her thoughts to be controlled and manipulated.
- degradee...see above. she likes to be slutted out.
- overall loves making her mommy(s) proud and happy and loved.
- i deadass think she doesn't care about positions in the slightest but she tends to sub more just cause of dynamics.
- she loves being called "bun", "bunny" and "girl". she's pretty soft most of the time but she can get edgy depending on the dom and their kinks.
- she's very much into everything anytime. she's flagging orange (if you don't know what im refering to, please look up hanky code and educate yourself. this is basic queer history!!)
- pet regression and age regression. this is very rarely sexual for her. she likes to be in a safe, young headspace when she's around her doms! she's definitely a bunny, has a little tail and and everything. i imagine that her ages are anywhere between four and ten.
- group sex. I feel like she likes showing off to a lot of doms at once. showing them skills that she's been taught. i also get the vibe that she really likes being ordered to put on a show with other subs for their dom.
#mean girls 2024#mean girls broadway#mean girls musical#mean girls#regina george#gretchen wieners#karen shetty#janis imi'ike#cady heron#kink headcanons#renee rapp#bebe wood#angourie rice#auli'i cravalho#avantika#pezberrywhoreee#pezberrywhoreee talks their shit#fight me#headcanon#mean girls headcanons#this is so long im so sorry#fuckin censorship eat my ass#nsfwww#pezberrywhoreee kink
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how can they be even WHITER holy shit this is horrible
#this is about 'the one piece' btw#i never trusted wit studios but god this is so much WORSE than what i thought#THEY ALL HAVE THE FUCKING SAME SKIN TONE AND ITS WHITE.#AND USOPPS LIPS ARE REDDER????? FOR SOME FUCKING REASON#oh im so mad ik so mad Im eating wood im so mad#fool rants#the one piece#or whatever#all hope is lost.#one piece day live
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I really don't understand how anyone kept fighting after that first madara ass whoopin like me personally I'm killing myself rather than getting embarrassed like that again. He posterized a whole regiment with only hand 2 hand combat then dropped two planets on yalls heads just take the L sitting down
#naruto#when he eats the rasenshuriken then pulls out wood style like STFUUUUUU im gone. we're finished. it was never that serious put me in#infinite tsukuyomi.
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Perfect casting
#starkid#cinderella’s castle#flump!#no but IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS SHOW AAAAAAAH#Into the woods is one of my favorite shows so I eat up any dark fairytale musical#this is based off a joke from the live stream btw#in case anyone’s questioning why I edited Joey to be the creepy tree meme#I never question I just do#and then I create horrors such as the picture in front of you#anyway starkid fandom eating good this year
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