#If you were an elephant

[balaclava-marks]

beach boys themed old man west coast road trip around the us gp

[ocpdzim]

if you like to present masc but also like pretty necklaces, or if you need a tie to wear but are tired of trying to tie pain in the ass cloth ties, then you should check out bolo ties. they are not so well known everywhere but they are really cool and come in all different shapes and colors, you can even buy them directly from artists if you have the budget and want a cool unique one, and they’re gender neutral

[pratchettquotes]

YOU'RE DOING VERY WELL FOR A MAN OF YOUR AGE.

Death was sitting on a higher branch of the tree.

"Are you following me, or what?"

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE PHRASE 'DEATH WAS HIS CONSTANT COMPANION'?

"But I don't usually see you!"

POSSIBLY YOU ARE IN A STATE OF HEIGHTENED AWARENESS CAUSED BY LACK OF FOOD, SLEEP, AND BLOOD?

"Are you going to help me?"

WELL...YES.

"When?"

ER...WHEN THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR? Death hesitated, then went on, EVEN AS I SAY IT I REALIZE THAT THIS ISN'T THE ANSWER YOU WERE LOOKING FOR, HOWEVER.

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

[baylardian-1]

Lil pony Janeway! :3c Probably gonna name her Goldenbird! 

I see her talent as being tennis-related, likely involving her mathematical/scientific approach to the sport, maybe in combination with her determination to succeed and carry her team to victory. (I cannot be bothered to design Cutie Marks, I’m sorry little ones you’ll have to put up with my blank flank ponies. <3)

Her mother is a unicorn, her father is a pegasus; she has little patches of feathers as a result. She grew up with a deep longing to fly like her father, but sadly didn’t inherit the wings needed to achieve it. 

[starsundertheceiling]

I am physically unable of rewatching Stranger things season 4 volume one past 38:53. The knowledge I possess is a blessing but it is also a burden.

[soybeenss]

if I ever see another piece of dinosaur media demonizing theropods I’m going to scream and cry and throw up. If I see another piece of dinosaur media demonizing dinosaurs in general I’m going to scream and cry and throw up.

[simptasia]

can anybody explain the human tendency to lookit dangerous or at least troubling animals and find them utterly adorable?

[cruelsister-moved2]

sorry for my blog being incomprehensible again but i was at this interfaith thing yday and the like anglican priest(?) was like “omg we also say blessings before and after reading from the gospel samesies<3” and the rabbi was like thats so cool what are the blessings and the christians were just like ???you just make something up ??? 

[candyheartdoe]

I got Pokemon legends arceus for xmas and it is Everything to me, it is so fucking cool obviously but on top of that, Diamond was my first ever Pokemon game, and now this one keeps hitting home with the deepest most cherished nostalgia. Even really tiny details! I am having SO much fun. I’m so happy

[v-iv-rusty]

I have to stop getting attached to characters that only exist in one (1) item description

[bukuoshin]

Clowns are the purest expression of God's love for humanity and this Earth and its creatures, so jot that down real quick.

[swordmaid]

what do you think: if / when the whole company gets to the Quiet Isle, can we expect passions to heat up😈? I think he is expected. i mean… Hyle with his impulses marries Brienne and all that…….

honestly i see the chances of some spicy quiet isle activities being very slim solely because brienne is like .. so beaten up currently. like girly has a broken arm and an infected wound on her cheek i think the priority will be that she gets tended to and less about diffusing the tension

[dyke-a-saur]

I think republicans really do forget we can fucking SEE them. You are not anonymous, you are no unknown, you are not private.

[bethiewhimsy]

it’s so funny to me that most of my top posts are my bsd brainrot rants,,, like people have liked and reblogged and read my shitty ramblings?? y’all are awesome ily <3

here’s another one lol

[theseptemberist]

because we're probably never going to see it tell us about "Obi-Wan's Sith House" because lol that title 😂

send me a WIP title from this list!

Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha. You’ve managed to identify perhaps my favorite concept from the “might never post” list. I took an initial stab at it a while back and I don’t love what I came up with (that’s what I get for starting with 0 plan), but I would be very very happy to scrap what I have and give it another try. 

The planned story is about a very war-weary General Skywalker getting pulled into the orbit of Sith Separatist Obi-Wan, who is doing his best to play both sides of the war and who is curious about this Chosen One who Sidious is so obsessed with. One thing leads to another, and the two wind up coming to an... agreement, of sorts. Basically, Obi-Wan passes Anakin critical classified information (to serve his own ends. obviously), in exchange for Anakin *cough* spending time with him. At, y’know, his Sith House. 

What was maybe intended as a one time thing ends up becoming a mutually beneficial but rather angsty ongoing arrangement. (I will say that while Anakin is using the double agent thing as an excuse for something he wants to do anyway and Obi-Wan would never actually coerce him, this obviously gets a big ol warning for dubcon and under-negotiated kink). Obi-Wan is not always particularly nice, but Anakin is into it and becomes way too attached. Meanwhile, Anakin’s role in Obi-Wan’s plans quietly moves from convenient tool to beloved treasured indispensable asset. 

In short, it’s an excuse to write all the Sith Obi-Wan/Jedi Anakin filth my evil little heart desires without the annoyance of what some like to call a “coherent plot.” The format I see for it is a nice little series or maybe one work of semi-connected chapters rather than a true multichap. But either way... could be fun if I ever get around to it >:)c

[faaun]

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