#If it works it works

[spindler-geor]

“there are other ways of persuasion” OKAY YEAH I GUESS stabbing him multiple times with his own trident was one of them

[aresonist]

joel smallishbeans, or like jizzie even :point_right: :point_left:

inspired by jc leyendecker

[cfeather]

light upon the sea

[trashiiplant]

finally decided to take a crack at anthro scugs

[pillowspace]

I have to do something I'm phobic of soon, so I have to bust out the trusty method of pretending I'm a Y/N in a fic who isn't scared of Moon, just disappointed, and this somehow tends to actually work whenever I get nervous

[cleolinda]

Okay. I’m back from my first round of doctor visits. New surgeon approves the spinal pain clinic’s treatment plan. I don’t need surgery (this hot second) (knock on wood). He had me get an October appointment on the books “in case you need it”—in case things get Worse—but if I’m doing well with rest and physical therapy, he said I can just cancel it. I’ll go into more detail elsewhere, but to summarize, I am absolutely sick with relief. The stress chemicals had to go somewhere.

My afternoon appointment is basically a check-in with the clinic so they can lay eyes on me before my pain block procedure on Monday (“It’s like an epidural”). My back is gonna be tired as fuck tonight, but we shouldn’t have any new plot developments. KNOCK ON WOOD.

[themistymountainscold]

cody: caf no longer keeps me awake while i work, so instead i have general kenobi periodically send me holo's saying ‘we need to talk.’

cody: it gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear i need to keep going.

[wispstalk]

The first chapter of my little Oblivion novella is up on AO3! I've posted excerpts from it before and the working title was "Tamriel's Shittiest Backpacking Trip," so that might give you an idea of what it's about. Read Ten Days' Walk here.

[passiberri]

Stopping for some icecream🍦

[novalunosis-numinous]

⋅☾ Magnolias ☽⋅

[fbfh]

Hey! Could you please do some headcannons of cuddling with Jay from descendants?

Thank you!

oh fuck yes baby boy NEEDS a snuggle so fuckin bad. Jay is SO motherfucking - his full name is Janasheen Lagmani Mufti btw (successor, born at nightfall, one who gives council or legal advice) - Jay is SO motherfuckin touch starved that he'll get injured on purpose just so he can feel you touch him up. After a while you start to catch onto this because you don't have the heart to tell him he's not quite as slick as he thinks he is. So OBVIOUSLY I have a medieval game OBVIOUSLY I have a jousting game the only way you're gonna get him to turn into your snuggly lil bunbun (yes he does insist you call him that after you say it once as a joke and he loses his mind) is to make him think YOU'RE really the one who needs cuddles. like of course you're feeling kinda sad and tired from all your schoolwork so of COURSE you need a big strong tough cool guy star of the tourney team to make you feel all safe and cozy. obviously it's TOTALLY for your benefit. not at all because Jay was not hugged once as a child! that's hilarious and true and totally not the reason at all! I just washed my hands that's why they're wet! no other reason!

but yeah once you actually start cuddling with him it's going to take approximately less that six seconds for him to become a total and complete velcro boyfriend. it takes longer to watch any vine in existance than it does for Jay to latch onto you like a small baby bird. he did not know that touchy feely stuff could be so... nice. especially when it's with you. he tried giving Carlos and Evie and Mal bear hugs between classes when he's away from you and it was good, but it wasn't the same. Maybe it's because Carlos still thinks he's going to get suplexed whenever Jay grabs him like that or maybe it's because Mal keeps asking if he huffed her spraypaint and that's why he's so huggy out of nowhere (Evie doesn't mind too much as long as he doesn't wrinkle her outfits or mess with her hair and makeup. she actually approves of you two and likes that you're bringing out Jay's more affectionate side. she makes a mental note to give you the friends and family discount on any future designs you order from her.) but shortly after that first time you snuggled up with Jay and had him tell you all about the video games he's been playing and about tourney practice he's full on addicted to your touch and cuddles. Coach sometimes has to pull you off your extra curriculars to give Jay hugs and kisses during practice when he cops an attitude or gets too rowdy. you're known as the Jay whisperer immediately and believe me the nickname sticks. Carlos asks what the hype is once and you give him head scratches and he understands.

[undead-knick-knack]

Sometimes violence IS the answwer

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

Whenever theres a chore I dont wanna do but I have to (chopping wood doing laundry giving the plants rainwater etc) I pretend that Im Tommy in Pogtopia and if I dont do it Wilbur (aka my parents) will be mad at me

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[sarcasmcloud]

On his knees - The Bear s01e02-08