348 ways??? 307 of which are negative?
No wonder you’re so stressed all the time, Prowl. You truly are cursed with the ability to do the math.
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this is, honestly, unexpected
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Casually commiting soft body Ironhide for a friend 🫶🫣
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A very important day.
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SCANDAL IN NEW IACON: EMPEROR PERPETUA, EXPECTING AN HEIR?
by ANDROMEDA
Shocking news has just reached this reporter, leaks from Emperor Starscream’s own household reveal a shadow showing a bud on his Spark. The Emperor's staff has offered no comments at this time to the identity of any potential code donors. Budding is not out of the question, but the Emperor does have several close acquaintances known for visiting him late at night.
Has Security Director Ironhide, long rumored to be former Prime, Orion Pax's, abandonned long term lover, found his way into bed with another Cybertronian leader?
Has vaunted engineer Wheeljack, rumored to have supported Starscream early in the peace, crossed over from friendship into something more scandalous while he stays in the same tower as our Emperor on his personal invitation?
Or perhaps has the Camien Ambassador and Cityspeaker Windblade taken a far less professional interest in "reigniting Cybertron-Caminus relations" by bedding the same mech she is rumored to have several passionate public disagreements?
We as a people demand answers to this politically charged question. Who exactly is the Sire?
Sdhdadbx nldut
Ykw that deserves to be the best running joke ever, where exactly did Starscream get this spawn from?
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My favorite versions of Ironhide:
1. G1
2. IDW
3. Bayformers
4. Aligned Continuity
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Ironhide I know damn well what you're about to do and do not do it. Mirage isn't the traitor. Like damn with the amount of times Mirage has been accused of being a traitor one of these days he's actually going to be one.
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Trick or Treat! :D
I love your stuff btw its my daily dose of dopamine
Here, you get my favourite desktop wallpaper
(Aaa thank you! Glad to hear this blog is fulfilling its purpose :))
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