#Idia calls you kitten

[inkblot22]

I Need A Little Sympathy.

Hi, hello. The formatting and possibly masterlist link for this one is going to be absolute garbage. I'm working from mobile, so uh. Please forgive me, I'll fix it as soon as I have time and resources. This is part 3 of Pants On Fire.

Anyway, TW for yandere, abuse, use of a shock collar, kidnapping, captivity, use of the nickname "kitten," and a general misunderstanding of how electronics work.

It’s very easy to forget that Idia is pretty tall and a tad intimidating. You find yourself forgetting on a near regular basis.

Perhaps it’s just the way he feels, the way that, despite his looming presence, he just feels that much more small and timid. Perhaps it’s all just the way he slouches. And then he stands up and you remember. You remember how he really is that looming presence in the corner, lanky and watching your every move.

Besides that, ever since he kissed you, he’s been a lot more… clingy? If you can call a grown man constantly begging you to sit with him as he games or watches anime or whatever the hell else, if you can call that “clingy,” then yes. Idia is clingy. And you’ve given in, a few times, although it should be noted that the content of the anime he watches with you is usually somewhat… Risque. The gaming is innocent enough, some sort of MOBA or MMO usually, something like League or FFXIV. you can live through some questionable design choices and jiggle physics in his games without thinking it was on purpose, but if you had to watch one more episode of whatever long title he rattled off last time where the heroine mysteriously both loses her clothing every episode and has a temperament similar to yours, you’d lose it.

Unfortunately for you, the devil affords you no rest, and seeing as Ortho was out today, you can’t hide behind his presence like a shield. 

Idia spins in his seat, face and the tips of his hair taking on a pink peachy tone as he watches you laying on the floor. Idia’s room had a few places to sit, but since he has you crowd into the bed with him, you prefer to not sit there or be anywhere near it until bedtime comes and that steady roll of electricity hits your neck until you crawl in next to him. Besides, the only other place was the chair he is sitting in. 

“Hey…” He begins.

“No thanks.” Honestly, you are bored, but not bored enough to constitute plopping yourself in his lap so he can watch creepy anime and place his hands on your knees awkwardly. You had been enjoying your little contemplation of your current predicament. 

Usually by now, Idia would have sighed, mumbled something about normies never wanting to interact with him anyway because they were just so much better than a shut-in like him, and turned back to do whatever it was without you. That is not what happened. This time, he stands up and walks over to where you are sprawled out.

You sit up a touch, not expecting that in the least. You’re even less prepared for him to pick you up and toss you butt first onto the bed. You yelp and look up, through your arms.

Idia has never struck you but with him looming over you like this, you feel scared. Idia is so tall, and you are being given an intense reminder. 

"What are you doing?" Your voice comes out shaky, soft and confused.

Idia just shrugs, "Spending time with my partner."

"Idia, I don't-"

"Yeah, I know. You don't even want to be here." He lays down over you, arms encasing you, keeping you stuck on the bed, "You don't exactly have a say."

"Of course I do." You retort. 

Idia looks down at you, eyes devoid of any type of care. He grabs your wrist and presses your pulse against the one in his throat.

The shock collar worked a little funny. You have a sneaking suspicion that Idia messes around with it while you're sleeping, because it works differently than it did before. Before, it would just zap you, no warning. Now it gives you a quick, three tap warning.

Zap zap zap!

Then it stops and you have three seconds to stop doing whatever it was. Depending on the severity of what you're doing, the incoming jolt of rolling electricity is either so intense that you have to fight to stay conscious, or low enough for you to know it left a mark. 

Idia knows his machines. When he placed the collar on you, you saw a bunch of exposed wires and circuits. It looked like an amateur's work, but now that you've been around Idia for a long while, you can't help but notice that literally nothing else he makes has exposed parts. The collar was made to shock, so it shocks. 

You grit your teeth and let out a noise as the shock begins to work. It ramps up in intensity, not too slowly, but not too quickly either. By the time it reaches its peak, you're screaming, howling as you thrash and writhe. 

"You know, I read something about focusing on one point when you're in pain," Idia says, somewhat boredly. "I think if you just focused on me, kitten, you'd be a bit better off. Don't you think?"

Despite being actively liquefied, your brain manages to focus for a second on the spot where your wrist is pressed against Idia's neck. You feel his pulse throb once, then twice. 

It's your standard heartbeat. You can't focus any more than you already have, though, since Idia's grip on your arm is keeping your hand in the one place you're never allowed to touch on Idia.

As you pass out, you hear him say, "I'll tell you the plot of this episode when you wake up, okay, kitten?"

[harfanfare]

Idia drabble, fluff, lots of couple banter

Your wishlist containing released games is empty.

In the next several minutes after saving a title to one, you can expect a notification that the game is getting downloaded, and a mere seconds after that—several messages from your boyfriend.

“thought u would never play it lol”

“weren't you supposed to be studying??”

He sends a meme degrading your hierarchy of values as if he were any better. It is followed by a request.

“stream it to me when you play it”

And you do, after thanking him yet chiding him for wasting too much money on you without a second thought. His reply was a string of emojis and guarantee that he is doing it all for himself, because “educating you on the topic of latest games is his duty” and he cares about “the boyfriend points”.

“I hope my love’o’meter for u was broken by all that pampering lmao”

“waiting for my cg to load up…”

[NAME]: “not enough affection points”

“damn”

“i need a walkthroughyt to this route”

Idia has you join a voice channel, with you sharing your screen. Playing a game in a separate dorm is a whole different experience than having him beside you, with his hands almost trembling to grab your controller if you couldn’t get past a certain level.

He would always wait for you to ask him for help, though. Then he could let the feeling of self-satisfaction sink in as he easily guided your character to another enemy to slash.

If he only has you on the voice chat, you might be able to finish the game almost fully by yourself.

You can hear the soft sound of his keyboard as he plays something as well. He divides his attention between you and his entertainment, and he throws in commentary to your playthrough, teasing you when you can’t find a secret key to the special gate, bullying you when you find the puzzles too hard, or when you pick the wrong dialogue option.

At some point, you might try to (playfully) mute his microphone, but you can only have eight seconds of silence before he hacks into the options.

“No need to be jealous of my gaming knowledge,” he exclaims, and you know he has that big stupid grin on his face. You huff, and he hums. “But if you want me to help, all you need to do is just ask.”

“I want to go through this game myself!”

“Okay, sure. But you know you have already missed the opportunity for the best ending, no?” He laughs. “That’s what you get for muting me, kitten.”

No need to spoil the ending just to get back at me, you’d love to say, but you learned that the shy boy who couldn’t hold your gaze several months ago is actually a big tease. You must’ve grown too much on him, as he would have continued the bickering even if you showed up in his room. No social anxiety towards you—that’s a bit of a shame, he was cute when you first started dating.

…Well, Idia you know now is a cutie as well, even if he can be very annoying sometimes.

“Enough. I’m going to play my otome games, bye.”

You log out, and shut the stream, chuckling all the time. A funny feeling tingled your heart, like always when you won (or have you?) in banter in Idia: your heart is warm enough to probably melt through the ribcage, but a subtle alarm rings in your head. Idia will probably take revenge for this.

He must already be in distress. He doesn’t like you playing otome games alone, as if you could have ever preferred a 2D boy over Idia. The thought makes you laugh.

You plop on your bed, unlocking your phone and tapping an icon of the name game you’ve installed. Although playing it with Idia would have been funnier, you are going to play him just out of spite.

…And after that, you will send him a wall of text about those handsome characters, because he needs to be updated on your current obsessions.

The title screen appears before everything crashes and the screen goes black. Several messages in neon-blue futuristic font colour appear one by one.

An error has occurred.

Caught exception:

Traceback (most recent call last):

File “characters”, line 46, in script

File “stats”, line 153, in script

File “story”, line 665, in script

File “achievements”, line 411, in log.1

File “backup_data”, line 139, in log

To continue:

“[Name]-san. Please come to our dorm. My brother is moping (so he won’t be finishing his project anytime soon, which is, really bad) and I would appreciate you having mercy on him.

Once you come, I will restore your data! It’s a promise :>

— ORTHO”

…Damn those Shrouds.

[harunayuuka2060]

Vil: Idia? My, this is the first time I've seen you come to class this early.

Idia: Well, yeah. I had nothing to do in my room.

Vil: ...

Vil: *smirks* And do you think I'll believe that?

Idia: ...

Idia: *sigh* Guess I'm busted already. *shows him the kitten he's hiding under his jacket*

The kitten: Meow~.

Idia: The Prefect gave me this extroverted fluff ball and he would get sick if I didn't bring him outside.

Idia: But then, he wouldn't leave me alone. So I have just to leave my room because I can't be a neglectful cat mom.

Vil: ...

Vil: Looks like Prefect's idea really worked.

Idia: I hate you all.

The kitten: Meow~.

MC: *bringing him four more extroverted kittens*

MC: *puppy eyes* Idia~?

Idia: ......................

Idia: You're doing this on purpose.

MC: Aww come on. They need a responsible cat mom.

Idia: ...

Idia: How am I supposed to take care of them all?

MC: Oh you're a multi-tasker. Bye, Idia~. *waves at him and leaves*

Idia: *the five kittens already climbing on him*

Idia: Is this what they call "sweet torture"?

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Yandere Squid Game AU | Idia Shroud

Working for a secret organization that murdered its players on a massive scale wasn’t as horrifying as it sounds. Granted, it was truly mortifying but you get used to it. You don’t show your face, you don’t flinch, and you listen to the Frontman. If you keep quiet and stay in your lane it isn’t long before you start moving up the ladder. From triangle to circle to square–it was like any other job. Like in any typical occupation if your boss, finds favor in your physique or otherwise you naturally get promoted. Thus was your fate as you went from being a mere circle to becoming the masked servant in the VIP room where you subject yourself to the whims of the richest and most disgusting patrons.

Idia Shroud 

Not many had the privilege of seeing the identity of the Host but you weren’t a part of the many. He was a technical genius, an avid inventor, and the one who loved to switch between his position as the Host and Frontman: Idia Shroud.

Now that you knew the joyful tilde in the disguised voice was made with a toothy smile of a gamer with azure flame-like hair; it made a disturbing amount of sense. No longer could you differentiate the man from his madness when he demanded you call his name in private. 

When you first met him he gave an odd aura, speaking as though he was imitating someone or making fun of whoever he was talking to. It made for an interesting work environment, he would make oddly specific references as he commanded the squares who could only tilt their heads and agree. Usually, you’d practiced your stoicism keeping yourself as robotlike as possible. 

But one meme. 

One reference. 

That has you chuckling and answering the Frontman, who seemed to freeze behind his mask still turned in your direction. He continues on acting as if nothing happened and you worry that you may have embarrassed yourself in front of your boss. Only to be broken out of your routine by one of the squares who handed you folded clothes and gave you instructions to begin your job as a VIP waiter. 

So maybe he did like it?

“You’re the new waiter, right?”

You nodded. 

“Good. You like it, here?”

“...Yes.”

“Good.”

The interaction was so curt and quick that you missed the skip in his step. It doesn’t take long for you to realize whoever is behind the frontman’s mask is also the one pretending to dress up as whatever shape employee you need to interact with. At that point, it makes you tirelessly paranoid as you feel the possible pressure of your boss constantly watching you.

And while you think you might have hidden your fear behind your masks, guess who’s got heavy surveillance on your room? He sees the way you pace on your time off and the recordings of you whispering affirmations in the bathroom. He enjoys seeing your cute reactions when he scares you a bit or how you tilt your head when you're trying to guess if it's him. But he loves you more. And if his kitten is feeling skittish he’ll change your environment. 

“You. Come with me.”

You nod, sending a look to the other VIP waiters who express their worry with as little expression as possible. Following the Host whose appearances were so far and in between would mean instant death should you disappoint. But with as many things in your life, you expected who this was. 

“...Sir?”

The Host turns their head to you, stopping in his tracks. 

‘How dare you?’

You sighed harnessing your courage as you continued.

“I know who you are…you’re the one who's been behind the masks right?”

He stayed in place.

“The one who’s left those memes in my room. That was you, right?”

He turned fully around. Facing you with his arms behind his back.

“And if I am?”

You didn’t actually know. You just wanted to be sure. To throw away this facade of deception. You wanted the truth. 

“I would prefer it if you just told me it was you. Rather than pretending you were someone else.”

A bellied voice-modified laughter emanated from the Host. He grabbed his wrist, subtly clicking at a device on his arm. Before returning to cradle his stomach. 

“Awfully bold of you to approach your boss like this.”

Perhaps your relocation could wait.

[babybulbasaur920]

What Twisted Wonderland characters can say 🚬 the bad word for gay

(Inspired by Blake Jennings YouTube series)

Riddle: was probably taught to think it, cuz his mother gives me huge conservative vibes. Can theoretically say it, but you could not waterboard it out of him

Trey: I’m sorry, come for me if you must, but no. That hat is strictly for Reddit straight people. Like he most definitely has some “Live, Laugh, Love” sign in his room. Big ally though

Cater: can say it. Is the type to say it to your face and you think “did- did he just call me a slur?” And you realize five minutes later he’s bi

Ace: cannot say it. Not because he’s straight, because he used up his quota in middle school

Deuce: can definitely say it, but doesn’t because no one told him he could. Like Riddle, you could not waterboard it out of him

Leona: definitely can say it. Maybe. Gives me “normally straight but whatever happens after some drinks happens” vibes

Ruggie: look, I honestly am not a fan of him, but twink with a Everest level high voice. He can say it

Jack: eh, I’m on the fence

Azul: octopi are gay as hell. He can say it but won’t because this businessman is way to smart to alienate 94% of his classmates (victims)

Jade: eels can change between gender. He can say it. Doesn’t say it, because he’s a proper gentleman

Floyd: can say it. Doesn’t know it’s a slur, and laughs when you tell him. What, are you gonna stop him?

Kalim: no straight guy wears that much jewelry and is that obsessed with his “best friend” (Jamil, when I catch you😠). Can definitely say it. Doesn’t because Jamil told him it’s a bad word, doesn’t realize he is one of those for whom it is not a bad word

Jamil: girlboy swag. This bundle of pixels is like, right in the middle of the male and female gaze. Calling his classmates that word under his breath is how he gets through his day

Vil: yes. Without a doubt. But would he, is the better question

Rook: fuck yes. Like Vil, he wouldn’t say it, but it you pulled his hair and call him it, he may cream on the spot

Epel: can he say it? Debatable

Does he say it? Probably

Idia: sorry, have you read his ceremonial robe vignette? Boy is the general of the bisexual battalion, he can say it. For some reason it does sound really hateful coming from him though

Ortho: I plead the 5th regarding if this underage child can say it, lest I end up on Fox News. If he did, I feel it would be like if Hello Kitty said it. Like, would you really be mad? He’s bby

Malleus says it, but as it’s original definition as in, a bundle of sticks. He can say it in the gay way though. Bro gives new meaning to the word “dragon fruit”

Sebek also only knows it by the stick meaning but if he finds out it’s a slur, he would never say it again. I think he could, but he’d never tarnish his Waka-sama’s reputation like that

Silver, once again, knows it to mean a bundle of sticks. Something about him gives me asexual vibes, idk

Lilia, canonically bi and a discord kitten, he can say it. Thinks it’s funny to hear his kids say it, but would stop them if it became a problem

[crheativity]

Started thinking about what pet names all the boys would give you (excluding standard ones like babe/baby and darling and love and stuff) and this is what I came up with-

(Some of these have been in fics I've read bur I am currently sick as a dog and don't remember where, so credit where credit is due!)

Heartslabyul-

Riddle: His Rose/Rosebud/Petal. Might use Strawberry if he can not get flustered by using it

Ace: Cherry (he mentions liking cherries at some point)

Deuce: Bluebell/Bluebird (no clue why I thought of it but this is so frickin cuuute 🥺)

Cater: Presh (originally it was his Diamond, then his Precious, then Presh for short)

Trey: Honey or Sugar if he was feeling endeared, but if he was messing around he'd use different ingredients (egg, flour, butter, etc. Oyster sauce is one of his favourites when teasing too)

Savannaclaw-

Leona: I could only think of catnip, kitten or pillow so pick your poison 💀

Jack: His mate (most people think you are just homies at first bc of it but then they realise)

Ruggie: Sweetpea/Dandelion/other (edible) flowers

Octavinelle-

Azul: Angelfish

Jade: Pearl

Floyd: Shrimpy!!1!1!!

Scarabia-

Kalim: Princess/Sunflower

Jamil: Gem/Albibi (baby in Arabic. Idk much about that one, I've seen people say he'd use it though)

Pomefiore-

Vil: Sweet potato Fair one

Rook would have a new one every two minutes and each time it would be a paragraph in French describing how beautiful you are

Epel: Apple blossom (shortened to Apple or blossom)

Ignihyde-

Idia: Player 2 he'd also use discord kitten to tick you off

(Also Ortho will now call you Neesan)

Diasomnia-

Malleus: MY child of man

Lilia: Little bat

Sebek: TOLERABLE

Silver: Fawn

If you guys have any other thoughts lmk, I'm curious to see what others think 👀👀

[k-looking-glass-house]

What if Crowley uses "bird" vocabulary like Floyd with his marine nicknames....

Yes he's a crow ... Just imagine if he sees us as biiiiird~

Of course it's just my point of view, I am not a professional in ornithology, you might have your own idea about this one and I would definitely want to hear about it!

Mostly they are birds we could see in my country...

Let's go:

Ombrorio

Grim(m) -> Grey catbird (grey like Grimm, striped wings and can make cat noise....yes)

Yuu(sona) -> Sparrow (Crowley would definitely call Yuu a little sparrow....)

Night Raven College staff

Sam -> Painted bunting (small, vibrant, colorful, a rare sight to view)

Mozus Trein -> Eurasian skylark (classy, well known literally a french song about this bird "he sung it to Lucius as a kitten")

Ashton Vargas -> Pheasant (....the irony as his Disney counterpart is an hunter, but vibrant color)

Divus Crewel -> Great spotted woodpecker (literally screaming I am Cruella, fashion red, black and white bird)

Heartslabyul

Ace Trappola -> Nothern cardinal (red... funky feather style, fights their own mirror reflection...)

Deuce Spade -> Blue slaty bunting

Riddle Roseheart -> Robin (Hi Ciel Phantomhive...I mean Kuroshitsuji ref but look that little red face)

Trey Clover -> Nightingale (sorry Trey...Crowley is implying you can either sing...or can't...but you do have a perfect voice!)

Cater Diamond -> Pyrrhula (I love this little bird too....they became very rare by now, look this tiny orange one)

(Heartslabyul are literally the birds of Aurora in 2d "Sleeping beauty")

Savannaclaw

Jack Howl -> Owl (....this one is pretty obvious)

Leona Kingscholar -> "Savanna" eagle (yes... definitely a strong bird)

Ruggie Bucchi -> Speckled mousebird (listen to that bird you'll understand, also....that feather hairstyle!)

Octavinelle

Jade Leech -> Emperor penguin (tall...classy ...can't fly pfff)

Azul Ashengrotto -> Nothern gannet (verrryyy big, analystic-smart one, can't walk on land...)

Floyd Leech -> Snare penguin (unique appareance, multiple various vocalized sounds)

Scarabia

Kalim Al Asim -> White falcon (precious, royal bird in a "maybe similar related country in our world")

Jamil Viper -> Red Parrot (or macaw) (obviously because of Iago)

Pomefiore

Epel Felmier -> Snow bunting (a "petite robuste" bird living in snow)

Vil Schoenheit -> Peacock (beautiful, handsome literally The Evil Queen's bird)

Rook Hunt -> Mallard (another irony for an hunter...but this bird is beautiful I mean it, and is found everywheerrre (like a stalker bird ha ha))

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud -> Blue jay (blue, black and blue stripes, funny enough the bird is stated to be noisy ha ha, Idia can be supah noisy sometimes too when setting his boundaries, GG Idia!)

Ortho Shroud -> Eurasian blue tit (a little fluffy bird, blue and yellow doing a very cute melodious sound, I love watching them...)

Diasomnia

Sebek Zigvolt -> Egyptian plover (yes....the bird on the crocodile's back...yes)

Malleus Draconia -> Great eared nightjar (it's a dragon bird....look at him)/I could have chosen Casoar too... but nope...

Lilia Vanrouge -> Anna's hummingbird (it's small, pink and changes color with light...like his hairs)

Silver -> Nine-primaried oscines (a cute lovely bird in our woods, pink and blue)

Thanks National Geographic....

It's just pure fanon brainstorming... I'm sorry...

bird photos were mostly took from "Wikipedia"

[twsted-kinks]

Idia and The Magic Masturbator (Idia x AFAB MC/Reader)

>minors and ageless dni<

Content Warning: noncon/dubcon, unwanted creampie, breeding, Idia being jealous, yandere behavior, kinda public, Idia's dick being too big, anal, anal fisting, anal beads, vibrators, lack of prep, voyeurism, hidden cameras, Idia being a pervert, risk of pregnancy and thoughts of baby trapping, tampering with birth control, kinda loss of virginity (both Idia and MC), victim blaming, Leona gets cockblocked and kinda cucked in a way, some spanking, if I forgot something lemme know

It's finally here. As soon as the package is in Idia's hands, he's ripping it open. His face is pink along with the tips of his hair. He bites his lip as his shaking hands pulls the item out of the packaging. A masturbator, a very special toy, sits in his hands. He stares at it for a moment. The beautiful folds, the perfect clit, and a soft ass with a tight looking asshole. Is this really what yours looks like? Immediately Idia is pulling his pants down and settling himself at his desk. He pulls up multiple camera feeds, all from cameras he's put up in Ramshackle dorm. Idia has put up his own cameras for... reasons, but the cameras with the best quality image and audio are set up in Ramshackle. It only takes a second for Idia to find you in the guest room, relaxing on a couch with Leona's head in your lap.

Jealousy wells up in Idia's chest. You can't see it, but Idia can. The way Leona acts around you, it isn't just friendship the man's after. The way Leona uses your thighs as a pillow as you casually scratch behind one of his ears. Idia can hear you rambling about your day, complaining about the newest task Crowley has put on your shoulders. Leona just hums in response and slips onto his side, facing you and nuzzling dangerous close to between your legs. You just giggle, call him a "sleepy kitten", and shift your attention to Leona's other ear.

Idia's hair is a mixture of pinks and reds as he watches. He wants his head to be the one on your lap, he wants to nuzzle those thighs, he wants you to call him your "kitten." Idia rushes to take his already hard dick out of his sweats and pulls out a bottle of lube from his desk drawer. He's spent this long being a sad pathetic virgin, not even having kissed anyone, but finally he'll get to feel what it's like to fuck someone, to be fully inside someone else. And, you won't be able to push him away. You tease him enough with the way your body fits into your clothing, the way you look and sound when you pleasure yourself in his camera feed. You know he's watching you, you have to with the way you're acting. You're trying to rile him up, get him to snap and fuck you. He's more than happy to make that a reality and force his pathetic virgin cock into you raw. You think you're on birth control, but you don't know that Idia's been replacing it with a fertility medication that looks very similar. He knows he doesn't want kids, but the thought of him getting you pregnant, you having to carry a part of him in you for months and then you'll be forced to have him in your life forever.

He can't take it anymore. He needs to be inside you. Idia activates the spell on the toy, squeezes plenty of lube on his cock, and gives himself a few strokes, precum already flowing out of him. He lines himself up with your cunt and rests his tip to your entrance. He looks to the screen. He sees you jump a bit. Leona shifts his head to look up at you. Before either of you can speak, Idia yanks the toy down on his cock. You yell out a curse and fully jump up, knocking Leona off the couch, who curses at you in return. You feel something deep inside you, thick, long, pulsing, and filling you up with something. Idia let's out a whiny moan. He wanted to shove all of himself into you all at once, but he was only able to get about half way with how tight you are. He also didn't want to cum so quickly, but your cunt is so tight and perfect. He's going to break you once he's fully inside, mold your cunt to his dick and make it his.

You frantically apologize to Leona and make a mad dash for your room. What the FUCK is happening? Your legs wobble as you feel your cunt stretch even more as whatever is invading you forces itself deeper into you. It hurts so much, but it hurts so good. You're barely able to make it into your room and lock your door when you feel it suddenly pull out to its tip and slam into you, full force. You cover your mouth to muffle your scream as you collapse to the ground. You've never felt anything like this before. Sure, you've jerked off from time to time, put some fingers in yourself, but you've never felt anything like this before. What even is this? It feels like it's splitting you in half. Whatever it is you need to get it out of you.

Idia watches you struggle to get your clothes off through his screen, seeing you pull of your underwear that's soaked because of him. He gives you a moment. You look so cute all freaked out while you pull yourself onto your bed. You can feel whatever is inside you twitch as you lay back and open your legs. You reach down and feel a massive lump in your stomach. Idia groans seeing his cock being imprinted on your skin. You reach further down and try to pull out the intruding thing, but you're only met with your own gaping hole. You easily fit all of your fingers, barely touching your walls, but can't get a hold of anything. There's nothing to grab, only air. You groan in a mixture of arousal and annoyance and flip yourself over onto your hands and knees, hoping gravity can help dislodge this thing.

Idia has such a clear shot of your holes, your twitching stretched cunt and your beautiful untouched asshole. He bites his lip. You feel whatever is inside you cling to your walls as it pulls out. You feel relieved for a moment, thinking this event is over, but Idia is just flipping his magical toy around to match your position. It only takes a second before he forces himself balls deep in you again.

You try to hold back your scream and reach for one of your pillows, stuffing your face into it to try to stay quiet. Idia fucks you slowly and roughly, taking his time pulling out until only the tip remains in you then slamming the toy down fully to the base if his cock. Your legs shake as you feel yourself get hotter and hotter, closer to snapping. Idia spreads the toy's ass cheeks, watching as yours do the same in the screen, indents the same shape of hisnhands on the soft flesh. You feel something cold and wet hit your asshole when Idia spits on it. He runs his fingers across your hole. You try to wiggle you hips away, but there's nowhere to run. Not there. No, you've never done anything there before! You begin to sob, pleasure, pain, your loss of control. What is happening?

Idia shoves two fingers inside you, fully to his knuckles, and your back arches. Fuck it hurts! But you can't help but moan. Idia moans alongside you, feeling your cunt tighten around him like it wants to pull him in even deeper. He picks up the pace, drooling as he starts to rut into the toy, slamming his hips into it as he fingers your asshole. You can feel an orgasm rising and you can't stop it. You keep trying to move your hips away, but the onslaught doesn't stop. It doesn't stop from whatever's assaulting you from adding a third finger to your asshole. You can feel the head of a cock bruising your cervix, balls slapping your clit with each thrust, and a fourth long finger burying into your asshole. It feels like your holes are going to be ripped apart. You try to not cum, you try to will it away, but, as soon as Idia pushes in his final finger and shoves his full hand into your asshole, you cum. Hard.

You see white and your body shaves uncontrollably. You've never squirted before, but now you're squirting all over your sheets and Idia's lap. Idia cums right after you, feeling you cum around his cock and seeing both of your holes stretched open wide on his screen. There's a moment of rest. Your brain tries to start functioning again. The cock and fist inside of you are pulled out, and finally, finally this has to be over. But, Idia was just relocating and grabbing some toys.

Idia pulls up the camera feed on his tablet and moves to his bed, bringing along some toys, a set of anal beads with beads thicker than his fist and a hacked vibrator with custom settings. You're not even in the mental state to feel something being taped to your clit, but once the slow vibrations start you can't help but moan. Idia lubes up the anal beads and lines them up with your asshole. His eyes focus fully on the screen and he pushes the first bead in. You try to pull your hips away on instinct, but you're exhausted and barely move at all. The bead stretches you open so fucking wide. Idia pauses for a moment, watching your gaping asshole struggle, before pushing it all the way in. Your thighs shake but do nothing to fight the intrusion. Idia's slow at first, taking his time forcing the next two beads into you, but your moans, your holes, he needs to be inside of you again. He doesn't take his time with the remaining beads, just shoving them into you, not waiting for you asshole to accommodate them at all.

Idia gives your ass a firm slap, turns the toy around, and lines his cock up with your cunt. He looks to the screen again and thrusts in, balls deep. You let out a defeated whine as you you lay there, just taking this invisible strangers abuse. Their hips slam into again and again, so fast and rough. You feel so full, your ass is stuffed and cunt is being slammed into. The vibe on your clit speeds up. You whine as you cum again.

You don't know how many times you cum or when you pass out. Your mind is foggy. You aren't sure if you wake up in the middle of the nightbor if it's a dream. Your bedsheets are wet with your own fluids along with another light blue liquid that glows blue. You can feel something using your asshole alongside another toy stretching the same hole open. You probably wake up a couple times, at first it's evening then night, at least you think so. You're not sure. You just constantly feel like something is inside your holes, using them.

Finally, the sun is starting to rise when you wake up again, and this time you don't feel anything inside you. You're not sure whats more terrifying. The fact that this happened to you at all, or the fact that you miss the feeling of being stretched open and want this to happen again.

[juno-of-wonderland]

mc/reader that rescues homeless animals

Ramshackle Dorm is always so empty, just Grim and you, so what's the harm in adopting that kitten that shows up? well, it turns out that every animal in need that showed up at school ended up in the dorm, turning it into a secret shelter.

- it was going to start really small, like a bird that got hurt and you took care of it until it got better, the little one was so grateful that he always comes to visit getting a kiss on the head, or even a poor stray cat that was hungry and you gave him a little from Grim's tuna, which made you hear a lot of complaints about him

- things happen to get out of control without realizing it, you bring animals there, some stay, others leave, but they come back with more friends and now you have a house full of pets that love you very much!

- Grim would try to turn them into his army, only the minority would take him to be, for them the leader is you, not Grim

- and of course, the secret doesn't last forever

one day you had a puppy hidden in your clothes, practically running back to Ramshackle, you don't notice and bump into someone, they both fall.

“s-so-sor…” Idia's excuses die when the puppy appears in front of him smiling and wagging its tail, belatedly you realize you've let go, the puppy climbs into Idia's belly and fills it with licks, the boy with the flaming hair was clearly dying of love, that You get a chuckle out of him, having Idia's attention, he seems to want to ask you something, but you just offer him to hide the pup in your coat and go with him, he reluctantly accepts.

when they arrive at their destination, Idia covers her face as he freaks out, kittens rub against his legs and purr, dogs calling to play and curious birds around him, that was cute, very cute, you ask Idia if he want to comb them while you you're going to feed some, he nods and you hand over the toothbrush, congratulations! you just got a helper.

- Ace and Deuce were next, but this time you told them and they came to help, even taking some out of their pockets for rations

- Jack shows up one random day, asking why there are always so many different smells here, you show him everything and the dogs love him, being strong, you ask for help to bathe some of the animals, he accepts as a good friend, he comes from time to time while

- Epel and Sebek come to the same day offering a study session, when one of the animals pushes the door and you are forced to open it, that day you had a lame deer at home, Epel did not stop staring at it

- when Crowley finds out, you need to use all the cards up your sleeve not to dispossess them, we even have people coming to adopt now! but you make a point of not handing it over to just anyone and to a rigid adoption registration system

- bonus: Crewel adopt the dalmatians you had

[merakiui]

Tw: slut shaming, incel!Idia, him being gross, noncon, size kink kinda, afab but crossdressing, etc

Imagine just bullying Idia daily when you game with him, calling his penis small repeatedly, this man had enough of your daily shenanigans, but the more he sees you the more he notices just how small you are compared to him to be just a normal male.

Your body is just so..... Feminine. Your frame is small but your thighs thick? Now he just has to test for himself, he bets that you were a slut who only likes getting gangbanged by the Savanaclaw students.

Come on? A girl crossdressing in an all boys school? We all know this troupe. He bets you are all loose from all the fucking you did,( little did he know you were a virgin all along, what non virgin would hang out with him daily anyway?)

He decided to take action against your mockery and pins you on the floor while you were distracted with your game,

"Hey prefect, tell me, why would a man wear more clothes around their chest?"

"W-what?! Get off me you tiny penis bitch, even squidward's nose is bigger-"

Idia wasted no time to strip you off your clothing, he was right after all, you were a girl, all girls are the same after all, it's their fault that no one wants to fuck him, you are just yet another loose slut.

He zip ties your hands then begins licking your cunt, this taste is quite addictive, but why isn't it all wet an soppy like in hentai? He attempts to shove a finger in but his single finger is getting clamped like crazy, no way..... You were a virgin? But no aren't you a slut?

He continues to lick your clit while his large hands keep your legs open, he stares at you, you really are a girl huh? How did he never catch that? As he did what hentai taught him you slowly gushed on his face, no longer fighting back from being all brain mushy.

He almost cummed in his pants but it's okay, you were meant to be bred anyway like the bitch you are. As he inserted his long dick you started to cry.

"Its too big, it won't fit. Can we stop this already?"

"Where did this your snarky bitchy attitude go? What happened with calling me tiny? No no, you're staying right here, this is all your fault. You finish what you started."

When he filled you to the brim, he can notice the massive bulge of himself inside of you, tiny you say? You were regretting your words right there, you started to scream and squirm as he thrusted.

It burns, it stings, it hurts, its feels good...wait what? You began slurring your words, you went from screaming no to screaming more. He finished inside of you.

White was oozing out, he took pics for later purposes. From that incident onwards Idia started to take action against you. You were converting from a brat to a cutie pliant kitten.

You do what he asks you to, like wearing a collar with his name on it, and wearing the skirts with tights you oh so despise. Every time you wanted to act out, he always threatened to share pictures of you and hack into the whole campus's phone just to spread it, maybe next time you should have watched your words.

UUUWUAAAAA IZUNA, THIS IS DELICIOUS OTL OTL OTL OTL

(cw: yandere, nsfw, unhealthy behaviors/relationship, implied captivity, non-con, pregnancy mentions, incel idia, misogyny)

And he’ll make you sit on his lap and cockwarm him while he’s gaming. Maybe he’ll make you wear a ball gag so you won’t be too noisy when he’s on vc. If you’re good and you don’t cum, he might let you take off that cute, revealing outfit you can’t stand. Maybe he’ll let you wear his hoodie. It’ll be so oversized on you. He might just fuck you in it. :) he probably uses you as a reference for when he’s sketching. He’ll stuff you full of all kinds of sex toys just so he can improve his anatomy or certain poses. Or he’ll want to recreate scenes from his favorite hentai.

And if you can just stop complaining and take his cock like the good kitten you are, he’ll bring you birth control, all that stuff girls need for their monthly periods, and anything else you might want. But that’s only if you’re obedient. He’ll dangle all of these good things in front of you because with the click of a button he can have them ordered to his dorm, but he can take them away just as fast. All it takes is one bratty comment from you and he might not let you take any birth control. He never bothers to wear condoms either because doing it raw is so much better. Idia has plenty of money and resources to care for a child (not that he’s truly ready for parenthood, but you’d look cute with a round belly and he’s always wanted to try pregnancy sex…), and if it’s you he wouldn’t mind it. But maybe that’s just his dick talking. Logical Idia says there’s no way he’d be able to take on that sort of challenge, but Idia when he’s buried to the hilt inside of you and you’re digging your nails into his shoulders thinks there would be nothing better than knocking you up and waiting for your belly to swell and your tits to grow a size or two and begin leaking. :)

That’s really all you’re good for, isn’t it? You should’ve known what you were getting into when you found yourself stuck at an all-boys academy. That’s basically a hentai waiting to happen. You’re basically signing yourself up to be a communal cumdump. Idia feels lucky he got to you before anyone else did. There are so many eligible bachelors here… there’s no way he can compete with them, but now he has you and he doesn’t have to compete. You may be a little brat when you aren’t stuffed full of cock, but at least he sees the real you when you’re under him, completely at his mercy and always melting at the slightest touch. He’ll condition his kitten well until you know exactly what to say and do when he expects it.

[frenchfrywrites]

Kinktober day 13

Pet play

MINORS DNI

warnings: top dom amab gn reader, sub bottom trans man Idia, pet play

"Ugh I look so stupid," you hear Idia grumble from within the bathroom.

"I'm sure you don't," you call, shifting from where you're sat on the bed. You'd suggested trying something new in the bedroom, and Idia had been excited in the beginning, but now that you're actually here, he's a lot more hesitant. "Why don't you come out, and let me see you?"

"Noooo," he whines, "you're totally gonna laugh at me."

"I promise I won't," you try. To your delight, and minor surprise, the door opens. Idia stands before you, a pair of cat ears clipped to his head, the collar you bought him clasped around his neck, one of your tshirts draped across his body, and a blue cat tail peaking out from under it. His hair is tinged pink, matching his blushing face. He looks adorable.

"Aww," you coo, "you look cute!" Idia gives you an unconvinced look. "I'm serious!" you pat your lap, "c'mere, let me get a better look at you, kitty."

Despite himself, Idia joins you on the bed, awkwardly making himself comfortable on your legs.

You run your hands along his thighs, taking in the view before you. "I think you look super cute," you tell him, kissing his lips. Idia lets out a soft noise, clutching the front of your shirt to keep you close.

"My pretty, cute kitty," you hum as you pull away. Idia groans, covering his blushing face with his hands. "What's the matter? Too cringe?" you huff, squeezing his thighs.

"Yeah," he huffs, "it's ultra cringe," he pauses for a long moment, his flush deepening, "but it makes me really wet," he whispers.

You moan, sneaking a hand under his shirt to find that he's not wearing any underwear. Sliding your finger between his folds you find that his cunt is ridiculously slick. Idia lets out a shuddered breath, rocking his hips against your finger.

"Fuck, babe," you slide a finger into his eager hole, "kitten, I wanna fuck you so bad," Idia buries his face into your shoulder, his hands once again clinging to your shirt.

"Please," he whines.

"Please, what?" you tease, pressing another finger inside of him.

"Please, master," he squeaks. You pull your fingers from him, giving his clit a quick rub before taking your hand out from under his shirt.

"Make yourself comfortable on the bed, kitty," Idia does as he's told, scrambling off your lap, and onto the bed. He lays on his stomach, holding onto a pillow for support, while propping his ass up so you can see the tail plug stretching his asshole.

You make quick work of stripping yourself and grabbing the lube and a condom; then join him on the bed, settling yourself between his spread legs. You run a hand over his ass, squeezing one of his cheeks with an appreciative hum.

"So cute," Idia whines at your words, letting out a gasping moan when you spank him once. Your touch leaves him for just a moment so you can lube up your fingers before returning them to his cunt, pressing into him, stretching him open for your cock.

It doesn't take you long, with him so eager and needy for you, and soon you've got three fingers stretching and fucking him open. Idia flexes and clenches around you, whining. You feel hot and hard, pre leaking from your tip already, just looking at him.

"I'm ready," he groans, "please— master— I'm ready," so with a kiss to his back you slide your fingers out of his hole.

Quickly lubing up your cock and sliding on a condom, you line yourself up with him. Idia lets out a slow breath as you press into him, doing his best to relax.

Leaning over his body you kiss his shoulder, "you feel so good around me, kitty," you murmur softly. Idia squeezes around you, his fingers clutching the bed sheets,

"Thank you," he whispers, squeezing around you tight as you inch further and further into him.

It's not long before your hips press flush against Idia's, his fake tail rubbing against the front of your body. You tug it gently, and Idia moans loudly, knocking his head forward into the pillow, and arching his back.

"Fuck, baby," you groan, unable to stop your hips from jerking into his cunt.

"Please, master, please move," he whimpers, slightly muffled from his face being pressed into the pillow.

With his permission, you set a nice pace, marveling in the way that he keens and groans under you. You litter his upper back and shoulders with kisses as you fuck into him. Idia flutters around you, like his cunt wants to suck you back in every time you pull your hips back.

All is well until you hear a hushed "wait, wait." You pause immediately,

"Everything okay?" you ask, concern heavy in your tone. Idia nods,

"Yeah just," he brings a hand up to tug at the collar, "I want this off, it's making me freak out," he eventually confesses. You let out a relieved sigh, and help him take off the collar, kissing his neck once it's off.

"Better?" you ask, slowly thrusting your hips back into him. Idia snickers, which turns into a moan,

"Yeah, yes," he moans, "harder?"

"What do you say kitty?" you tease, readjusting your hips, and hitting him at a different angle.

"Please, please, please—oh," you cut off his begging by sharply thrusting your hips into him. Idia practically melts with a sob of pleasure as you fuck him hard and fast.

"Good boy, feel so fucking good," you groan, feeling your orgasm steadily approaching. Idia gurgles something similar to your name, his cunt spasaming around your cock.

"Gonna— wanna cum, master, please hah, can I?" you moan, reaching a hand around to play with his clit,

"Cum for me baby, fuck," and with a couple more thrusts of your hips you pull him over the edge. Idia moans your name, gushing around you as he cums. You follow soon after, filling the condom and fucking him through your orgasm.

Idia lets himself fall face first into the bed once he's finished. You have just enough strength to pull out and toss the condom, before you flop down on the bed next to him.

"Thanks for not laughing," Idia whispers, turning so he can cuddle into your body.

"Are you kidding? That was so hot, we're definitely doing that again," you kiss him gently, "if you want to, of course," you add.

Idia gives you a shy smile, "um, yeah, I want to," he agrees. You reach up to scratch behind his fake cat ears and he giggles, burying his face in your chest.

[writingseaslugs]

Ignihyde "Baby Girl"

Idia gets a slightly longer part since he’s the only one I’m doing for the dorm.

Disclaimer: All characters in this series is aged up. For more information about my version of this world and the type of reader you can expect, please do a quick read of THIS post.

Ignihyde

Calling Them “Baby Girl”

Idia Only

Idia Shroud

“Ah, what new game is my baby girl playing?” You said as you walked over to his desk. His headphones were hanging around his neck, so you knew he heard you. He began sputtering, the tips of his hair turning pink in tone as he looked at you. His face was turning a peculiar shade of pink as his eyes widened. Then you noticed the cutest thing ever; he began pouting. How cute could this man get? “I’m not a baby girl,” Idia muttered under his breath, clearly disliking the nickname. You frowned, not realizing he would be that upset by the comment. Still, you couldn’t help but tease by how flustered he was. “Then how about being my discord kitten?” You asked him, and he tensed up before standing up and tossing his headphones to the side. He walked over to you, his hunch temporarily gone as he cupped your cheek. Despite how flustered he was, you felt him drawing you in for a quick kiss. “If anyone is the discord kitten, it’s you.” You could almost feel the smirk against your lips as he pulled away. You loved it when Idia got bold out of nowhere, and this was one of those moments. You put your hand over your lips as you smiled. “I can work with that…though I don’t have the proper gaming headset with the ears.” You teased. Idia sighed, his cheeks and hair still tinged pink as he put his hands in his pockets. “Then let's buy you a pair.”

[kirans-wonderland]

KIR KIR IM BORED

You need to give a contact name to all the dorm leaders in your phone, what are they called and why?

hope your boredom like 7 months ago got resolved cause that’s how long this has been in my inbox..

BUT ANYWAYS!! ~~~~~~~

Riddle: ‘Rids~’ - I feel like there’s some sort of rule about calling the queen disrespectful names and I want to keep my head. <3

Leona: ‘Notify Anyway’ - I’m that girlie that hits notify anyway when someone is on Do not Disturb when I know they ain’t busy <3

Azul: ‘Rivals to Lovers’ - THE GOLDFISHIE LOUNGE! Obviously we’re cafe rivals. Plus the idea of me trying to seduce him constantly looming over his head would instill just the right amount of anarchy in his life.

Kalim: ‘So puppy coded’ - Does this need an explanation? He’s a literal golden retriever.

Vil: ‘Alrighty Aphrodite’ - ‘Cause the song by Peach Pit. I feel like he’s another who wouldn’t like strange contact names so maybe I’ll just hide my phone around him. He doesn’t need to know.

Idia: ‘♡Discord Kitten♡’ - I give him Nitro but he doesn’t know that I’m his discord mommy. Oopsie daisy~

Malleus: ‘Horny Boy’ - cause y’know.. he has horns. :/ get your minds out of the gutter bb. Alternatively, ‘My Marshmallow Toaster <3’

[ryuichirou]

Thoughts on Rollo Flamm if you havent gotten this ask yet? SFW and NSFW headcanons? Also thoughts on MallRollo?

I’ve talked about MallRollo in this reply!

We love Rollo a lot. I think his design is one of the best twst designs, I’ve spent hours staring at him. His sprites are also great, he is so delightfully cranky and evil and over-the-top, like a feisty kitten lol And at the same time, he is deeply traumatized and a huge hypocrite, but all of this only makes him better. He is a very entertaining character; I miss him a lot :(

I also really appreciate the similarities he shares with Idia, and how differently they approach their fairly similar traumas; it was great to hear Idia speak about it and try to address Rollo’s feelings, but still call him out and acknowledge that none of the horrible things Rollo’s experienced could be used as an excuse for what he’s doing right now. And what I love even more is that Idia’s speech didn’t really help and only pissed Rollo off even more, because Rollo wasn’t ready to accept that what he’s experiencing is grief, and that he is just trying to retroactively fix something that could never be fixed by blaming people who had nothing to do with his tragedy. Since the event clearly happened post-chapter 6, Idia had already found some closure about what happened to Ortho; but Rollo clearly isn’t there yet. But it’s great, because I enjoy it when he yells and curses everyone and blames everyone and especially Malleus who just wants to have a good time lol

Oh, and the fact that he is voiced by Kamiya Hiroshi is also great, although he has like 3 lines. I wish the events were voiced.

Alright, sooo a couple of headcanons. Not a lot this time, since I can’t really say much.

There are people in Rollo’s school who have a crush on him. Rollo tries to ignore that, because the prospect of someone confessing their love to him sounds overwhelming and troublesome. He would probably reject this person anyway, so no one even tries to confess to him.

One of the gargoyles was Rollo’s first kiss. They were just teasing him and playing around, but Rollo took it very seriously. Although if you asked him, he would probably say that he hasn’t kissed anyone yet. And that this is a foolish question to ask someone.

His body is obviously mature enough to experience sexual urges, his mind also wanders into this territory sometimes, but he is still bothered by it. He doesn’t want to wake up with dirty underwear and worry about getting an erection at the worst moment possible. It does happen with him though.

Not only he experiences sexual desire, he is also very kinky, despite being such a prude. It’s like a Pandora’s box for him, deep inside and subconsciously he is afraid that once he opens it, there isn’t going to be a way to close it anymore. He isn’t wrong…

He is masochistic and also someone who would actually enjoy getting overwhelmed by both pain and pleasure, because it’ll make his thoughts and feelings too numb for some time. That’s why once he opens that door, he might take things very far and be quite brutal to himself.

[twisted-wonderland-shenanigans]

!!!!!

Since Kaiju Grim! Is bigger than lil Yuu! (Presumably - correct me if I'm wrong) does he, like, try to be a big bro? Do he scoop the tiny human (and fail because he's a clumsy fool) once he's emotionally attached? (I'm a sucker for familial bonds lmao)

Also also - are there any Kaiju who you feel would be confused as to what to do/how to react when they encounter Yuu and Grim (like how some people don't know how to hold babies and worry about how they seem so small and easy to accidentally bump or something - which I feel may be a Deuce thing to do hehe)

And on the flip side - any who would immediately be all grabby hands 'lemme see the babyyy!' type of deal (I know in my deepest heart and soul that Lilia would be like that) - or at least correcting other Kaiju on how to handle Grim and Yuu if they lift them up wrong (perhaps Leona?)

Kaiju!Grim is approximately the size of a medium-large horse (maybe a little bigger if you wanna imagine him carrying the main first year gang on his back!). c: Don’t worry, I’ll get a height chart out on these guys soon! It’s just a little tricky figuring out the best conversion for maximum fluff and terror. 😂

Anyway, yes! Grim would try to be a big brother to his tiny hooman sibling~! It takes a lil’ while though (just keep giving him yummy snacks, scritchies, and tummy rubs though, and he’ll be putty in your lil’ hands~!), and at first it might seem like he’s only with them so Crowley and Crewel don’t chew him out…literally and figuratively! But it does create situations like this:

//

Yuu: *-trying to reach for something hanging from a branch over the ledge of a nearby cliff-*

Grim: *-annoyed-* “If ya fall, I’m not gonna catch you.”

Yuu: *-hand slips and they pitch forward with a shriek-*

-0.2 seconds later-

Grim: *-half hanging over the edge, claws digging into the rock as Yuu dangles from his teeth by the seat of their pants-* “Ur ooh thupid!?!”

//

Don’t worry, he does care! He is family after all~ UvU (Found family is my ultimate weakness if you haven’t figured this out yet. If I could turn it into a hoodie, I’d never wanna take it off!)

Another sibling aspect is that Grim and Yuu would literally fit the “needs the get-along-sweater” because they keep getting into bickering fights with one another (especially when he tries to steal their food)…except, they don’t have a sweater. So how would this work? Easy:

Crewel and Crowley utilize the “discipline branch” by hanging/setting the two on the edge of a precarious branch on the highest point over the edge of a cliff, and neither of them can get down without getting injured or having one of their adoptive dads get them down. Needless to say, the moment Crewel gives the warning growl, both stop “misbehaving” and play the quiet game for a bit. 🤣

Now, as for the other Kaiju, yes, there would be some (*cough* ALL *cough*) who might struggle to figure out how to react to the smallest members of the “Teacher’s Pack” (this is just a placeholder name until I figure out what to call the staff in this AU 😅 Suggestions are open if anyone has any thoughts though!). Deuce and Jack were prime examples of Kaiju who would either freeze/lock up into a pure ball of anxiety worrying they’re going to knock them off/hurt them, or moving slowly—ever so slowly to keep them from falling.

Kinda like the kitten and bulldog from Looney Toons! (Except even bigger 😂)

Funny enough, Idia wound up climbing the highest point of a tree the moment the tiny human squeaked up at him unexpectedly (he was okay afterwards, just momentarily spooked! He grows fond of Yuu/MC/reader the same way his in-game self adores kitties, so he’ll likely want some human snuggles—an SSR event he never thought he’d get to experience!). Idia becomes one of Yuu’s biggest fans, if I’m being honest, because who can resist the tiny cuteness? 🥰😍🥰

On the flipside, Kaiju like Cater, Floyd, Rook, Ortho, and Lilia would absolutely be the ones who would be “I wanna see!!! Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie~!” towards Yuu and Grim (mostly Yuu). Unfortunately, more than half of this selection would have unintentionally given the two nightmares! 🤣

“But Faun! What about Kalim? Surely he’d be happy to see Yuu and Grim too!”

Well, dear reader, you’re right: he would be happy to meet them…under normal circumstances. Here in this AU, though, he had a rather bad series of interactions with humans in general. If they weren’t attacking him out of fear (before the researchers arrival), they were trying to capture him for his ability to create gold and jewels (pre- and post-researcher arrival but not the researchers themselves). He just wanted to make friends, but human fear and greed say no. ;^;  (this is tied into how his in-game self would go through similar plots by the way, just on a monster scale!) Poor baby was so scared after one recent attempt left a scar on his nose, that he started pushing piles of his treasure hoard towards Yuu on first meeting and tried to hide. Q^Q

Have no fear, though! Like a skittish dog or cat and with gentle love and affection, our favorite ball of sunshine will be singing and playing with the tiny human friend in no time~! >w< In fact, you could say that Yuu is his first human friend ever to join his many other Kaiju friends!

Also, you’re right that a couple of the Kaiju (outside of the staff) would absolutely correct the others on how to properly carry the smol ones. Riddle and Vil are notorious for this, while Sebek might accidentally startle the one carrying them. XD Generally speaking, though, it takes a while for all of them to figure out what works, and in the end, Yuu/MC/reader will become the best Kaiju rodeo champion in the world! ÒvÓ

[disgruntled-prince]

I heard someone got doused in truth~!

*pounces on you so you can’t run away*

*eyes glitter at you mischievously*

Time to throw some at you while I can! Because you never said we had to ask one at a time~~~~!

Do you really hate telling the truth to all your friends?

Do you really hate being affectionate?

Do you really dislike Cheka?

Do you really dislike your brother?

Do you really dislike Malleus?

Do you actually hate vegetables or are you just being difficult?

Do you attract cats like catnip?

What’s your favorite spot to nap?

Who is your favorite fellow Housewarden?

What’s your opinion on me? 🥺

Heeheehee you probably don’t like me much right now… *smiles my Cheshire Cat grin as I chuckle*

@your-local-grinning-cat

-Struggles to get away-

Nngh!! Yes I hate telling the truth! Why would I want them to know how I feel all the time? It's annoying and inconvenient!

Yeee-no, I like affection, I just hate asking for it. It seems like a weak thing to do. I'm not a kitten anymore.

Cheka always wants to play and whines when I don't and it's annoying. He's always getting his way and is spoiled. I don't HATE him hate him, but...I might be a little jealous.

I hate how things have become. Why does Farena get everything just because he was born first and why does everything have to go to his son right after? Why don't I get anything?

Yes I hate him! That stupid lizard never has to work for anything and everyone has so much respect for him! I can't stand him!

Vegetables taste like bitter mush.

No, I don't normally attract other cats. You're just weird.

The botanical gardens are normally the best because not many people go in there and there's different climates.

I don't have a favorite dorm leader from the other dorms, but the least troublesome, at least till we were kidnapped and he overblotted, was Idia. And if he ever does that again, I'm calling everyone in my country together and putting him in the center of a stage for them all to stare at without Ortho or his little talking pad.

You give me a headache and I'm pissed at you for making me answer these stupid questions!