#ITS STUCK IN MY HEADDD

[pissfizz]

Quesera sera…..

[darabeatha]

What is it worth ? Is it worth not being solo ? How much love can you give me ? What's the total ? I'mma need a total, total, total

[rapidhighway]

tired of game, exit game, nothing to do, open game, play for 3 hours, tired of game, exit game, nothing to do, open ga

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

wishing the gods to give me animatic/animation powers so i can draw adele with Candy Store from Heathers

[zero-art-or-braincell]

...joel?

comic wip ill prob not finish ever but that scene. its stuck in my headdd

[manor-tea-time]

Sends a billion fireworks at everyone's exact location (its 8 billion fireworks good lord!) (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

AJHDFSHJDAS THIS ASK MADE ME CACKLE

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It was a fairly calm afternoon for the residents. The sun allowing a comforting blanket of warmth to trickle into the manor as the residents went out and about their days. At least until a faint noise was heard. NOOOOOOOOOOOM KABOOOM!!!

8 BILLION FIREWORKS HAD LANDED ON THEM WITHIN THE MANOR!! The frantic noises and colorful language were all that could be heard for the next few minutes as they all scrambled to take what little cover they could.

When the dust settled, they were left once again to their own devices, wondering what on earth spawned such a thing.

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Wayne (-⊕ ζ ⊕-)< :

Shattered equipment and lanterns scatter the lamp smith's room, the once warm lights now snuffed into a somber darkness. Stumbling up from the mess, the lamp smith went to open the room's door. The light from the halls illuminating the disaster of what occurred inside.

Wayne opened his mouth, shutting it again as he realized he had absolutely no idea how to even begin to respond to what had just played out. Instead, he inspected himself for any serious injuries, grumbling a few curses under his breath as he found them. He'd definitely need to go to the infirmary. Although, he wasn't sure he could explain fireworks hitting him all at once.

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Ivy ξ(❁) ⊕) ξ :

Frantic yelling is heard from the costume maker's room as she rushes to put out any lingering fires that may have stuck to loose fabrics. "What on earth was this all about!" She yelled, fumbling to adjust a small eyepatch to recover her face (as to her dismay, porcelain could not withstand 1 billion fireworks).

Her adrenaline from it all was at an all time high, her breathing becoming ragged as she searched around to make sure that had truly been the last of the bombardment. Fire had always been one of her least favorite things, but a group of fireworks? That was a whole other awful thing to deal with all together!

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LeRoy 🗝️>(⊖▼⊗´)•ζ :

"Owwww, my headdd" The forest ranger groaned, clutching the sides of his head as he tried to keep his head from spinning. He'd been trying to run from the fireworks, he'd nearly been successful in only getting hit by a few as they zipped past him. However, a lone tree root and a quick tumble had been his downfall. He couldn't necessarily run from the rest of the fireworks if he had to focus on not breaking his arm (again).

Perhaps he'd lay there for a moment before trying to head back just yet. At least then he wouldn't feel like half of the wind got taken from him.

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Delilah Ⴑ(‘❁◡❁’)Ⴑ :

The sounds of projects shattering and angry spectral voices filled Delilah's ears. She felt almost cowardly for taking cover underneath her bed, but with the crackling threat of so many fireworks looming over head, she wasn't exactly sure there were any other viable options.

Once she felt safe enough to emerge, the glass artist let out a yell of despair at the sight of half of her works now reduced to small bits of dabree. "So much work gone!" She huffed as she paced around the room, seeing what she could possibly scavenge.

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Pip (◼⊗_⊗’)/* :

Pip peeked his head out from a small closet he'd ducked into. Did he just witness 1 billion fireworks head his way? Why?! How? He had too many questions popping into his brain the longer he stood there seeing the remnants of the scene.

He flicked a dice into the air, catching and reading it as though it were a penny. Evens. He supposed that meant he ought to check in with some of the others then. Providing help was something any hero should do, after all!

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Miss Manni (,◡ _ ◡,) :

Miss Manni busies herself with picking up some of her scattered limps off of the ground. A small tune being hummed as she slowly, but surely restitches them back together.

"While I do suppose I needed to reinforce some of my stiching, I would have preferred if you'd simply informed me of such my dear." She brushed off some stray bits of dust from herself as she spoke. "I'd say that many fireworks is more than enough to drive that point home."

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Eleanor (´⬬_⬬`)< :

Eleanor blinked as she saw the incoming fireworks rush towards her. "Oh dear," She mumbled to herself, looking down at the new repairs she'd just gotten. She was absolutely screwed.

After the dust settled of the chaos, Eleanor sneezed, a small puff of smoke emerging from them. Studying herself, noting every new dent, scratch, and charcoal stain. She'd need to repair herself once again - perhaps even find something else to wear for a bit. The sound of a sigh came from the automaton. Her performance would have to once again, wait.

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Shadowed Man /++ ◡ ++\ :

The smallest whisp of a shadow is all that remains. Unable to comment on the occurrence, but seeming overall peeved as all hell as it struggles to maintain a solid shape. It jumps place to place, looking to cling onto a different resident for the time being until they recover.

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[henriiiii-1001old]

tell me more about cesar in the fairytale au!! or anything about the uhhhhhh news cast au i cant remember the name of ti right now im sorry

i keep forgetting i need to make my fucking channel 3 subplot au masterpost ough </////3 i also just need to make more content abt it in general but fairy tale au got stuck in my headdd <//////3 (also nw on not remembering the name its fucking long as shit so i get it xdddd )

um i'll just say it here, theres this one tmc oc (he's basically an oc/self insert of a music artist. yknow the guy who did overthrone and intruder? yeah, that guy) i decided to add in bc haha funny news reporter. his name is langston solover (i fucking love that name idk why) and he's actually an alternate.

there used to be a real langston, but he got killed by some other alt who took his place. started spreading propaganda about like "the true savior" and shit and the newscast was like "nonono let him cook he's kinda onto something"

he is honestly also just a silly goofy guy i love him <3

ANYWAYS FAIRY TALE CESAR!!!!!

ok this will only make sense if i bring the other characters in so let me give a brief summary of one of the bigger moments of the au

SO, the fabled four solved the whole evie getting poisoned thing, and theyre all chilling. someone finds evie and decides to snitch on her being away from the castle for too long. things happen where evie and adam get taken to her castle, she gets locked in her room but eventually escapes w adam and all that (you know what im talking abt reaper but im just gonna keep it vague and i'll explain the full thing to everyone else later :3 )

cesar actually had become increasingly worried about evie since she had been missing for a few days. after hearing she was with a witch of all people, he was extremely concerned.

he does have a good reason not to trust adam though, cesar had saved mark and sarah from one who was literally about to kill them, and cesar also got cursed by the same one who tried killing them. he had stayed as a frog for years, and when he finally broke free of the curse, he had become so deformed that his family didnt even recognize him.

but no matter how hard he tried, evie wouldnt change her mind.

and neither would cesar for a good long time, especially since one of evie's castle staff ended up being on the witches' side gathering info for them. he'd eventually come around and trust evie that adam means no harm. he doesnt trust adam directly, but hey, that's a good start!!!

[transthistle]

when soko said give me all your love now cause for all we know we might be dead by tomorrow 💔

[yeraskier]

i dont know why but i literally havent been able to stop thinking about jaskier running around strumming his lute and singing sha-la-la-la-la-la / my, oh my / looks like the boy’s too shy / dont wanna kiss the bard! over and over again while geralt looks at him disapprovingly

[relaxxattack]

EAT MY RENT AND EAT MY FOOD AND EAT MY DJUICE AND EAT THOSE KIDS!!!

[literallycryingggg]

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[openurpurse]

It takes one to know one

[we-thefairfolk]

@irnmaidn​ ♥’d

  In the dark of the night, the storm raged on outside. And the owl stirred silently inside, surrounded by the swishing noise of fabric & feathers, standing in front of the mirror of the single vanity that stood in the room.   Mirrors were strange things to most animals, but Owl was used to them by now- even if they caught him by surprise now & then, but that only happens RARELY. 

  Wings outstretched this way & that, a dark cloak clasped around what visible throat he had as he admired himself in it. His giant eyes glittered with the golden trim, and he hooted softly in appreciation. Owl wasn’t normally known for his vanity, but if Cass’s words meant anything .. He IS a handsome bird.   But in the midst of this little .. preening session with his new cloak, the door opening was covered up by a flash of lightning, and he felt his gizzard drop as the soft glow of candlelight filled the room, stuck mid-pose with wide eyes.

  Momentarily frozen, he saw her in the mirror— donned in a similar dark fabric with a golden trim, hand on hip with the other holding the candle plate, an amused smirk tugging her lips.   Slowly, very slowly, with the pose still held, he turned to face her, an almost sheepish look on his face. 

“ ... Uh, you should .. knock, before entering? ”

[xxtayleyxx]

I wish my head wasn’t how it was and I didn’t find interest in a lot of things I do like can I eat my foot I’m not making sense sorry lol

[aresonist]

hey guys i come with another ramble about crafting dead and the way it works in my headdd

so

theres no real backstory to cd scar, he just woke up one day and it was the way it was with zombies running around and cities being overgrown and abandoned. he knows what humans are he knows all of that shit just has like? no real memory? he just kinda appeared! i like to still include the whole server thing like he canonically talks abot scarland quite a lot, so lets say bc its a hardcore thing its a server he cannot get out of until he dies, and dying hurts and injuries stay.

the only way i imagine any other hermit being there is really just through rift shenanigans..? i dont really see any other hermit in there except scar

i like the idea of jellie being there! makes him feel more sane less insane! although in my head she is more optional to the scenario but greatly appreciated

hes deffo like :DDDDD about all the things but hes also pretty pathetic at time like hes scar hes clumsy falling over, not paying attention and a zombie comes up on him he panics runs and shit!!! he does have quite a bit of medical knowledge due to all that! his scars come from all those injuries sustained in this world, for example the scar on his face! (the eyebrow scar was a thing from his survival world hes silly like that)

also in my head this is all like pre hermitcraft in my head he doesnt know hermits yet, hes got nurfin to do with them, its like his origin story side quest, origin story to his scars or something

but i do also love the idea of all of this just being its separate universe, but i still imagine it only being him and him just waking up one day to the whole apocalypse shit, he probably knows hermits then, possibly looking for them? (i need the 'thats how he gets the scars' idea to stay cause it drives me crazy btw) hes still a bit :DD but in a more insanely trying to stay positive way maybe? i dont think he ever finds anyone alive tho! if there is anyone still alive they probably find his dead body before he find them

warning // a bit spoilerish //cause im waiting for peeps to finish so i can tell them this

but he canonically kills himself?? i keep thinking about it cause im insane ofc but he kills himself he literally goes on the last killing spree with the intention of dying at the end, this is insane this is insane!!!

in the first scenario so like server verse thing he just goes home and if we include the rift shenanigans, hes probably like "oh yeah ive neen thinking of letting them just get me and going home yknow" and whoever is stuck with him is just like "OH THIS GUY IS SUICIDAL" but no he just is going home like literally

in the second scenario of the actual other universe i feel like he would probably do the thung where he gathers as many zombies as he can and blows himself the fuck up, like slashes at them gets bitten and injured a shit ton and then boom blegh poof all dead, like his goal would be to take out as many as possible just in case some is in fact alive

[tydur]

'𝙊𝙧 𝙉𝙖𝙝'; 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨

꧁𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 '𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐚𝐡' 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐧𝐝꧂

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: nsfw under the cut✨ 

writing this made me realize how wack these lyrics are sdnjagfb

ᴅᴀɪᴄʜɪ: 

“You gonna run it for these hunnids girl or nah? Show me is you really 'bout your money girl or nah? Don't play with a boss, girl take it off Take it for a real one You gonna get it all“

mmmmm sugardaddychi makes me throb <333333

he is the type of sugar daddy to spoil you to hell and back as he should

and then he also gives u a monthly allowance... which brings me to my next point

he’ll give u dat monthly allowance and then you’ll go to the mall and head into victorias secret and get some lingerie you know will drive him up the walls

then into your walls

sorry. sugar daddy Daichi just makes me pulse

and w said new pieces of clothing (can it actually be qualified as that lmaoao) 

you make your way to daichis

mans is there PREPARED

and you get in, set your stuff down and make your way to Daichi's room to see him sitting on the edge of the bed in only basketball shorts

im drooling

“come to daddy, baby”

IM DROOLING

you sit in his lap, perched up as he places little kisses all over your neck

“show me what you got, princess”

and so you do and mans wastes NO time as soon as all your clothes are off, lingerie an exception ofc, he pulls you down to his lap and pulls down his shorts

“you look so good, sweetheart. daddy thinks that that was money well spent”

you basically drool all over him at the use of his nickname like me

pulls your panties to the side, “im gonna fuck you with this set on, okay, darling? you ready for daddy’s cock?”

we stan the consent in this household

you nod, whimpering as he pushes into your soaking pussy

“there you go, baby. take my cock so well. i want you to fuck yourself on daddy’s cock- go ahead baby.”

and obviously u get your hips moving swEetheart

cause whatever daddy says, is what u do

omg i am going to get cAught up- moving oN

ᴛᴇʀᴜsʜɪᴍᴀ:

“Do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah? You can ride my face until you're drippin' cum Can you lick the tip then throat the dick or nah? Can you let me stretch that pussy out or nah?“

awww fuck

mr. piercing back at it again

makes my pussy throb just thinking about that pierced tongue between my thighs

so i thought these lyrics were perfect for him tbh

also for me it is canon that this mother fuckin lizard bitch has a big dick dont @ me

so when yall fuck u get s t r e t c h e d

like i just did w that word

so clever

anywho

another point that i have to cover cause of the lyrics is when ur giving him a bj the bitch does not HESITATE to fuck your throat w NO warning

you’ll quickly pull away, coughing and trying to catch ur breath

you slap his thigh and scold him to not do it again

but guess what bitch

he does it again

sigh

n e wayz

mans eats u out w EXPERTISE

is that the word

but he is so good at it??????

kinda makes u worried why hes a god at it-

but u are NOT complaining once that tongue flicks against ur clit WOOH

his tongue piercing makes everything 10x better

and he knows how to use that thing

but he also loves teasing u w it ugh

mother fucker

makes you cum against his face at least twice before yall get to the actual fucking

and when he pulls back his face is covered in your juices and you get so embarrassed, looking away and trying to cover your face and close your legs

but uh uh

he thinks its so hot lord help him

makes you look at him,

“fuck, you’re so fucking hot baby. imma need you to cum on my dick next time tho”

n e x t

ᴋᴜʀᴏᴏ:

“Can you really take dick or nah? Can I bring another bitch or nah? Is you with the shits or nah? Or nah, or nah“

hyena back at it againnnnn w the bed headdd <333

ok this is him wanting a threesome w another girl as the lyrics state dumbass madeleine

anywho

its mostly just because the thought of you on top of another girl makes his cock do a 180

i DiD a FuLl 180, CrAzY

yall im-

n e wayz

its a mutual decision, obvi, and u think a threesome w another girl is extremely hot

tho u may get jealous but that's not the point here

extremely hot

so yall go to the bar

and try to scout someone out

and lorddd do u find someone

gorgeousss and her body was like amazing

i think u were staring more than kuroo was tbh jhdhefhyg

so u go up to her, all flirty and whatev and start chatting her up

then eventually kuroo comes as well

mY dirty mind stOp

and then yall tell her that u want a threesome

shes obvi like dUh cause yall are bootiful

so threesome insues

idk im tired do i actually have to write the threesome

#badwritertingz

just wanna watch bnha but nOOOO im behind on my writing

oMG I NEEDA STOP

this is who yall like ?????

so yall get back to the hotel and kuroo just sits down on the chair beside the bed and ur like ?????

to which he says- he saYS hes just gonna watch and ur like 0.0

but who are u to complain w this girl all up on u <3333333

so basically just half the time u and the girl go at it while kuroo just jerks off and praises the both of u sigh

and then he FINALLY joins in

and that when the real fun ensues

ok that's it brain not working im still stuck up on the first two ndmduhjasdjyg

yall i gave up on the end im SO SORRY FORGIVE ME BABES