#ITS NOT EVEN A JOKE

[yrsonpurpose]

NICHOLAS GALITZINE Mary & George Premiere "History is sexy!"

[suchawrathfullamb]

Hugh is to blame for making so many movies where he pants and moans and twists on the floor. The bone arena of my skull is constantly this. I take no blame.

[philocalistwrites]

Holy fuck-

[manuzillust]

Neurodivergency is when I decided I want to cosplay New 52 Joker and Art the clown, so obviously I now need to buy all materials to make my own facecast, sculpt molds for latex prostetics and get everything to paint said prosthetics ✨️

[anakinstwinklebunny]

if I could print on my shirts every single edit with Ani I have on my phone, I would.

[bbglewis]

I can't believe I'm saying this but at this point even football fans have more critical thinking skills than F1 fans

[murcielagatito]

latinos 🤝🏽 asians

dramas and telenovelas

[coldbloodace]

Rewatching Good Omens is like:

This is my favourite scene!

This is my favourite scene!

This is my favourite scene!

This is my favourite scene!

This is my favourite scene!

This is my favourite scene!

This is my–

[realspacegeek]

As a white cis male if I had to choose a group to party with and my only choices were neo-nazis who like the same things I do in the same ways I like them OR a group of femboys who's entire personalities revolve around being horny all the time, I choose the femboys every goddamn time.

[evanh4bit]

Ok hear me out...

my ver of jeff :DD ill make a proper drawing of this ver of him soon hhgfj maybe do some hcs too idk

[angelicgarnet]

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

[approximatelycentauri]

I can smell the air pollution

[mooninagust]

girl help i have to adjust my cute preppy smart casual style to the m*l*tary conditions

[trueneokhaos]

omg im so jaxcore

I feel like Jax has a lot more lore and meaning than I see a lot of the fans talking about. I have so many theories for him… can you give us any more info on him???

(i also feel like Jax is gonna be the next to abstract)

he's a pathetic loser with no friends

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[allthepandasintheworld]

just gonna post like 30 doodles today apparently anyways i wonder when ill finally draw them kissing properly