#IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING BACKPACK!!!

[lewistoferrari]

study hall [3]

uni student kyle who’s late for his session with you in study hall.

“she’s gonna kill me,” he mutters to himself as he pushes through the double doors, a groan slipping past his lips when he catches your eye.

if looks could kill he’d be dead.

fuck, i’m really in for it now, kyle thinks to himself as the urge to flee increases with each step he takes towards the table you’re occupying.

you really scared the shit out of him sometimes.

one look from you has kyle realizing how much trouble he’s in. you don’t even greet him like you usually do. he quietly dumps his backpack onto the table, while eyeing you warily when you kick his chair away from the table with more force than is necessary.

once he’s seated, kyle has a silent debate with himself. he’s wondering if he should explain his tardiness. but with the way you’re staring at him, he’s not even sure if it matters.

“45 minutes, garrick.”

that’s how late kyle is.

you almost let out a snort when he starts in on his apology right away. “i’m sorry, love. i was—”

but you’re not having any of it.

“save it,” you tell him, your patience finally worn thin. “your communication skills are sorely lacking if you can’t even be bothered to pick up a phone and let me know that you’re running late.”

kyle scowls at your little dig. “look smartass, can we just get this session over with.”

“gladly.” you’ll stop being mad at kyle when he’s no longer in his presence.

you spend the next hour watching kyle talk animatedly while he helps you with your coursework. you have an exam coming up and the class has been kicking your ass lately.

and you’ll never say it out loud—you have no desire to feed his ego—but the more kyle talks, you notice how intelligent he truly is.

no wonder his head is so damn big.

usually when kyle opens his mouth, it’s to utter something that’ll piss you off. he’s the only one who can get under your skin and stay there. you think you might hate professor price for pairing you with kyle, because now you feel like you’re noticing things about him against your will.

you’ve never seen kyle so laser focused, with his nose practically buried in his textbook. you notice the way he talks with his hands whenever he becomes passionate about a certain topic. you do everything you can to ignore the way his brows furrow, and the way he bites his lip when he’s trying to make sense of something.

you close your textbook immediately when you start staring at kyle’s fingers, and the way they grip his textbook. there’s a moment when you think about those same fingers gripping your ass. and you definitely shouldn’t be thinking about kyle’s fingers being anywhere near your pussy either, but you do. you have enough sense to suppress a groan. you shouldn’t be thinking about kyle or his hands. you’re supposed to be hating his ass.

shit.

this is bad.

and to make your situation worse, when you look up, pretty brown doe eyes are staring at you in confusion.

“why are you lookin’ at me like that? is something wrong?” kyle asks.

everything.

“nothing!” you blurt out quickly in a high pitched tone. you try your best to ignore kyle, who’s now looking at you suspiciously, while you shove your belongings into your bag. “i just remembered i have to—”

the shrill tone of your phone ringing interrupts your lie, which is a problem in itself when you see the name on the your screen.

it’s johnny.

not now, you think as you snatch the phone off the table to answer the call. you’re barely paying attention to johnny’s yapping though. you’re too busy staring at kyle, whose demeanor is slowly changing the longer you stay on your phone. your try to wrap the call up as quickly as possible by promising johnny that you’ll be available to help him over the weekend.

“why is soap calling you?” kyle demands as soon as the call ends.

he looks like he wants to throttle someone, but you don’t care.

“wouldn’t you like to know.”

kyle is way too calm for your liking when he asks you if you’re fucking soap.

excuse me?

“i’m not fucking anyone,” you hiss at him, while gathering the rest of your things. “and even if i was, how is that your business? i’m not yours.”

kyle eyes you up and down, “no?”

instead of responding, you walk off. you have every intention on putting as much distance between you and kyle as possible.

he doesn’t let you get far though. there is no warning when he sneaks up on you. with a grip on the back of your neck, kyle steers you to an empty room.

“garrick, what the hell do you think you’re d—”

a pair of soft lips crashing against yours shuts you up immediately.

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a/n: it took me a minute to get here, but i’m back (i think)

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[quilly72]

"psst Steph. Hey Steph come over here."

Stephanie looked over her shoulder as she noticed her bf. He was cautiously looking to and thro making sure no one else was looking as she sauntered her way over to him. Closing and locking the door behind her as they stood face to face in the storage room. "What are you doing here" she whined as she pushed him back. Slightly smirking as she stared up at him. His head resting just above hers as she waited for his response.

He took a second to collect his thoughts as he pulled a thin black vial out of his backpack. "Y'know that stuff me and my buddy were working on... Well we kind of finished it. Now I'm not saying we have to try it here but I really want to use it before he uses it on his wife.

Steph rolled her eyes as she stared at her bfs latest miracle invention. Some new sex drug for girls that hehad been babling on for months on end. The entire idea seemed stupid and irresponsible. Especially in her own workplace where anyone with a key to the storage room could catch them.

Scott you know better than to come here without stupid ideas. Especially when those stupid ideas will get me fired."

"please please just a sip or promise me you'll take it when we get home. Or or tell your boss you feel sick we can do it in the car or..m"

She raised her hands to his mouth as she cut him off. "Fine I'll take the stupid medicine as long as we keep it quick and quiet." She grabbed the vial as she started to unscrew the lid. Looking over her shoulder as she rolled her eyes. Her bf already rock solid. "Get undressed moron."

She smirked as he hastily obeyed. Undoing his belt and pants as she raised the glass to her nose. At least it smelled sweet and didn't give her the feeling that it would immediately kill her. Raising it to her lips as she stuck her tongue out. Making sure to make eye contact before she seductively sucked the contents out of the vial.

They say in silence as they waited for it to work. One second five seconds. Ten seconds. Nothing happened. "So when is it supposed to kick.... In."

Steph felt her body tingle. Her nerves feeling every pin prick every point of pressure. Her clothes rubbing against her skin her nipples brushing up against her bra. Her toes crinkling in her shoes. She felt her body warm up from its core as her pupils dilated. Focusing in on her bf as she let out a snicker. Steph could barely contain herself as she already started to moan. "Fuck this stuff really WoOOrks." She moaned. Her hands grabbing her already sizable breasts as she rubbed and grabbed at the tension in her body. Her bf watched raptly as she slowly made her way towards him. Steph peeled off her shirt as she put her hand on his shoulder. Looking up into his eyes as he stared at her cleavage. She raised her mouth to him as she whimpered. Biting her lip as she got on her tip toes. "I want you in me."

Steph immediately felt him surge and thicken. His dick pressing into her stomach as he undid her pants. Slowly raveling them off her legs as she moaned and clutches herself. Her body vibrating with pure energy as she waited for him to enter her.

Otwasntlong before she had him pinned against the wall. Staring into his eyes as she gasped. His cock pressed into her as she bit her lip. Every slight change in positioning almost sending her over the edge. Steph felt as he started to hump into her. Her torso lost its strength as she leaned on him her nails scratching into his back as tried to stay upright. "Fuck Fuck Fuck I'm so close. I've never feeelllt this good before." Hestartedhumpi g faster as she became breathless. Her legs shaking and starting to fall as they leaned against the wall for support. Her hand stopping them from falling as she trembled with every thump. "This stuff really works baby I can't... I can't get enough.. keeeeep goooiiinnng. "

Her voice quivered as her eyes rolled back into her head. She felt her vagina light up in pleasure as he sped up. His cock grew warmer as she felt him start to become breathless. " Don't stop keep going baby. I'm so close. I want you to cum in mEeEEee. Please ... Please. I'm gonna... Baby.... IM CUUMMIIING."

Steph felt her body light up and collapse as a wave of pleasure washed over her. She felt her body squirt onto him as she lost control of her Shrieking into the air. Her toes crinkled as Her body spasming and tightening as she felt the heat subside. The effects of the drug washing away as she caught her breath.

Both of them toppling to the floor as he lost his balance. "Someone definitely heard that we need to go" he muttered as he grabbed his pants.

Meanwhile Steph took a second to gather herself. Trying to hold in the pleasure just a bit longer before crawling over to her uniform. She grabbed her jeans as she slowly started raising them up her legs. The denim sliding up as it strained against her thick thighs. Steph noting that they felt tighter than usual. "You need to make more of that stuff" she said breathlessly as she strained against her pants button. Her waistline digging into her hips as they rolled over the edges. "Stupid pants don't fit. I swear I thought I lost a pound or gained a pound."

She used all her might into putting her pants button on as she strai ed. Her arms shaking as the button failed to move closer. The zipper started to fall down from the pressure as she exhaled. "Fuck stupid pants fit me a minute ago. What happened. Does your stupid pill cause swelling. " Steph looked over her body as she waited for his response. Her shoes constraining. Her pants failed to button up and her bra seemed to be digging into her bust. Her triple d cups slightly swollen over the edges of her bra.

Scott finished redressing as he stared at her with curiosity. "Notthati know for but... You are technically the first person to ever drink it" he said sheepishly.

"" you idiot you didn't test into anything else before I drank what if died what if turned green were you even thinki... "

Steph stopped as she felt her body tighten. Grimacing as she felt her body grow sore and rigid. Her muscles and bones not sitting right as she had difficulty breathing. "What... The... Fuck... Is... HAPPENING!"

She gasped as the pressure released inside of her. Taking in a breath of air as she raised up. Her head rose to his height as she realized they were now the same height. "Sc Scott how tall are you." Her voice quivered as she readjusted. Her clothes painfully tight. Her denim strained and groaned as. Her calves poked out the bottom. Her bra dug into her shoulders as her toes curled inside her shoes in order to fit. Looking around as her head rushed with vertigo.

"5'9" he muttered.

Steph did the math she was now standing 4 inches taller and was currently her own bfs guinea pig. "Fix this now" she commanded as he started to search for his phone. Calling his buddy who was almost certainly about to or already had given his dosage to his gf.

Steph took in deep breaths asshetries to calm herself down. The feeling building up again as she felt her body tighten. Her skin stretched across her body as she felt like she was filling up like a balloon.

"calm down this will all be over it's fine. I mean I always wanted to be a tall GIRL.

She shrieked Asher body spasmed and grew. The heat washing over her as she let out a moan. Her head flying back as she let out ainiature orgasm. Her eyes growing wide and farting across the room As her face flushed with embarrassment. Herahoesripped off of her as her heels snapped off.her toes popping off the front as they tore to the floor. Her bra sharply dug in as it turned her shoulders red. Her boobs bulging over the fabric like bubblesthat refused to pop. Her jeans tore I the back as her ass swelled backwards. Her panties shining out the back as she heard a knock on the door.

"whose In there."

She panicked as she called back out. "Just me mr Henderson I'll be out in a moment."

"Stephanie if you dont unlock this door this moment I swear I'll have your ass for this."

"uhh just a minute" she repeated as she looked down at her bf.

Her bf frantically talking on the phone as he argued with his friend. She tried to get his attention as her head sat above his. She stared down at his hair from a new perspective as she continued to grimace and strain. Her arms bracing across the wall for support as she felt her body begin to shake. "FUUUUCK NOOOO please SCOOTTT" she screamed as she raised back up.

Her thighs burst through her denim with a loud bang. Her waistband ripping open in half as her hips stretched it past its limit. Her jeans fell to the floor. As her horribly stretched thong clung to her body. Digging in and clawing her skin. Her bra popped off as the straps finally tore across her shoulder. Steph instively raised her arm to cover as her bf grew distracted before reassigning himself.

Steph I know Scott is in there unlock this door and we can't all about this, but if you continue to hide in their than I haven't choice but to fire you. "

Steph quitely shook inside the room. As she felt another spurt building up. She tried to suppress the feeling as shecalculatedshe was easily 7 maybe 8 feet tall by now. Her breasts hung off her body like soccer balls. Her butt smashed into the wall behind her expanding out past her hips.

"just give me a moment Mr... HENDerson." She stifled an orgasm as she felt her body light up. Her butt swelled into the plaster as she heard it creak. She looked over at her boyfriend as she could see he was growing more frustrated. "Baby get out of her now I don't think I can STOOOOPPP."

She clasped her face shut. Her nose and toes crinkled as she orgasmed. Trying to catch her breath as her head thunked across the roof. Scott bolted out the door as he crashed her boss down to the side. Scrambling over him as he yelled out at him. Steph covered herself as her thong popped off and slid out Into the doorway. She bent her knees as her boss came running in. "STEPHANIE YOU ARE FIreedd." He lowered his voice before it trailed off into silence. Staring up at her body as she awkwardly tried to fit in the room. She was shaking and trembling her knees bending as she stood ten feet tall. Her neck bent at the roof as she stared down at him. "I can't stop. I don't know what's happenING"

Shesurgedagain her body folding into the roof as she bent forward. Her boobs dragging her down as she fell to the floor. She landed on her haunches as her butt enveloped Her feet. Her legs spawling back into the wall behind her. Her shoulders knocking supplies to the floor astheraacks started to teeter to and thro. Her boss staring at her naked body in horror and amazement. Steph fought against her growth as she felt her body growing into the walls. Her feet cracking the plaster behind her as she started to acrew a crowd. "Someone please helP MEEE."

Ahesurged again the group taking a collective step back as her chest grew into the floor. Expanding to the sides and nearly knocking her elbows out. Her feet planted against the wall as her back toes into the roof tiles above. The ceiling tiles raised. And bending as she pressed into it with every breath.

At this point a couple of the smarter ones started to high tail it out. But several including her boss watched as Steph fought her cancerous growth.

She began to shake and tremble. Stephgrunting and clenching her jaw as she closed her eyes. Her face crinkled with exertion as she felt her body heat and tighten up. "Please leave me" she moaned as she pursed her lips shut. Her teeth gritting as she started to moan under her breath. Her body is dying for release as she tried to suppress it. Her toes crinkling into the wall as she felt her body start to hum withevery wave of pleasure. Steph started to feel herself slipping as more of her started to cave. "No no fuuuck I can't stop I'm gonna... FUUUCK IM GOONNNA CUMMM."

Steph felt wave after wave after wave wash over her. Herfeet collapsing the wall behind her. Her back breakingtheroof as she gained theatre tiom of the parking lot. Her head rose above the crowd before another spurt sent her chest barreling into them. Her arms scrambled for a bracing point as she toppled forward crushing them in seconds as they suffocated under her. Her butt broke through the wall as her legs sprawled into the lobby. Several screams aching through the holes as Steph continued filling the building. The walls shaki f as she orgasmed again and again. The pleasure overtaking her as she shrieked and moaned Into the air. One of her hands twitching inside of her cooch as she tried to relieve herself.

"I cant.." the walls began to shake as her head bent against the outer wall.

"FUCKING"

Her legs folded in the lobby as the glass gave out. Her butt breaking the roof as she heard sirens blare in the distance

STOOOP.

She crashed through the business as she folded out into the parking lot her feet digging into the asphalt as she pushed cars over and out of the way. Her head soared up higher as she began to sit up. Her body is rising further and further up. Her legs sprawled into neighborhoods. Her butt covered the entire parking lot as she heard a distant shriek. Over a couple of zip codes a cute blonde broke through her roof as her naked body swelled over the edges. "Fuckingidiots" she muttered as her body rose over the skyscrapers. The pleasure continuing to wash over her as her body rose above the horizon.

[boygirlctommy]

YOU !!!

the inexplicable harness originated as a BACKPACK!!! this was made by the same person who made wilburs pogtopia skin so im pretty confident in saying that THIS is where it came from

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

obsessed with pep's unlocking crowbar. where did he get that

^ this was in the wizard city level

[tevanbuckley]

lmfao not athena just describing profiling???

[drinkingdeadpeopletea]

what do you guys think olga costigan is doing up on the highest light right about now

[eebie]

my friend from public speaking saw me down the hall and went EEEEEBIEEEEEE !!!! and ran up to catch the elevator with me. we went for a walk around a nearby park and took in the destruction from the hurricane together ^_^

[ronanlynchbf]

and then an overwhelming sense of dread apear.

[faradaykay]

it's honestly too bad that danganronpa v3 is a completely and utterly unplayable game for the first half and in the second half almost everyone i like is gone. bc i truly do still love kaede and tenko and kirumi

[thatone-churro]

god trying to repack to go back to school is literally giving me a headache

[casmybelovedass]

My last post wasn't enough. I need more

[yesyourstalker]

Mahi: ..….... *sleep*...........*sleep*...........*sleep*

Neta:......*eating*.....*eating*...... Really mahi?

News anchor: it's going to be a cloudy day today folks. low humidity with a slight breeze out we do have a slight chance of rain tonight and off of this week so enjoy this day while we have it

[beep beep]

Gai(deadbeat): I'm out side

Neta: I'll be out in a sec

Neta: mahi get up you're closing the store today remember. You're late

Neta: mahi!

Mahi: mmmmmm.....

Neta: mahi!.

Mahi: I'm up! I'm up ........ ...... can I get another pain killer before I go?

Neta: *sigh*...........there might be some in the cabinet

Mahi: alright.......... which bottles is it you have tons of pills in here

Neta:*sigh*.......with the yellow label in the white bottle...*huff* let me get it ..................here, this one isn't so strong take one

Mahi: alright. Cod ......

Neta: you're already running late. Just be at work by 4:00 okay? We need a manager to close the store

Mahi: yeah yeah. let me just take a quick shower and I'm off

Neta: alright. See ya in two days

Mahi: Where are you going exactly?

Neta: it's a long complicated story that doesn't concern you. See ya

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Neta:.... alright sorry for the wait....

Gai: no worries. Let's get going..

[30min into the drive]

Neta:.........................................................

Gai:.....................................................................so...how have you been.

Neta: I've been fine Dad.

Gai: that's good.... you're really going to be surprised by the house we used to live in....

Neta: hmmmmm

Gai: we had plenty of space outside we were thinking of putting a playground for you when you got older.

Neta: wow that's nice...

Gai: the house is technically one story but we have a basement and an attic

Neta: uh-huh...

Gai: it's a 4 bed and 3 bath.... Maybe you might remember this place

Neta:..................

Gai:. ..................hm

Neta:......................

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Mahi: Candi, can you fill in for me I still feel hungover

Candi: No Mahi. Go to work It's only 5 hours

Mahi: Please I really don't feel like gooooing

Candi: No mahi I'm not filling in for you. You think you're the first one to go to work hungover?

Mahi: Come on Candi! Please I barely ask you for anything. Can you just do this one thing for me?

Candi:......................... Okay Mahi fine.

Mahi: love ya Candi

Candi: Let me just get out of this hospital bed and leave my baby unattended so I can fill in for your shift.

Mahi: oh

Candi: Oh no! It's no problem really. I'm pretty sure Ona will be fine without me. She's only 2 days old, she should be fine.

Mahi: Nevermind...... I'm sorry

Candi: I'm in the car now. I sure hope my stitches are healed enough for me to stand for 5 hours

Mahi: Ok I get it! I'm going to work! fuck

Candi: Great have fun at work see you in 3 weeks

Mahi: alright....bye........... congrats on the new baby

Candi: awwww thank yoooou. bye!

Mahi: *sigh*.........fuck

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Merv: son don't stand behind the manatees one kick from them and you're in the hospital.

Noiji: he's right you know. that's how I lost my eye. (POP). . see?

Warabie: UGHH!

Ikkan: heheh noiji stop heheheh that's gross

Noiji: hahahahahahahahah

Merv: noiji put your eye back in and stop goofing off

Noiji: ok ok..I'll stop hehehe

Warabie: .....you were joking right? That was a joke

Merv: he was just teasing you. These girls are quite peaceful and don't startle easily but still be cautious

Warabie: alright............ how did you lose your eyes? if you don't mind me asking

Noiji: I have this thing called Polycythemia and when I was 12 I had a blood clot-

Merv: boys prep the animals before you start conversations

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Warabie: hello

Mahi: hey man

Warabie: hey mahi. what are you doing?

Mahi: oh you know folding shirts stocking chokers. what are you doing?

Warabie: prepping a manatee so it can get milked

Mahi:...................cool?......... I guess......

Warabie: Yeah...... Surprisingly, it's not as bad as it sounds first we have to sanitize their nip-

Mahi: yeah no I don't want that image in my head thanks..... Candi had her baby......what color is this?

Warabie: what?!? She had her baby already!?

Mahi: Yeah her ink sac broke while she was working and it left a stain on the floor in the bathroom. Everyone's fighting about what color it is. I think it's baby blue.

Anto: It's not baby blue! You fucking idiot!!

Warabie: let me see........ Awwww the baby is turquoise.

Mahi: that is not turquoise. Turquoise has like a little bit of green in it.....right?

Naomi: No that's teal

Vinny: It's obviously aqua

Anto: No it isn't! it's sky blue! You know that if your head wasn't suck up your ass

Vinny: Ay watch yourself mother fucker, I'm not scared to go back to prison

Fugue: The color is very obvious

Anto: Oh really? What color is it since you seem to know of more than anyone else here?

Fugue: It's cyan

Vinny:............pfffthh...hehehehehhahahaha what? What is that?

Anto: Oh shut the fuck up! Are you serious!

Fugue: that shade would be considered Cyan

Anto: iT's cYaAnN!! You always have to make yourself seem like the smartest person in the fucking room.

Warabie:........…........

Mahi: I'll call you back later......... Cyan is a neon color right That's not bright enough to be cyan

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[3 hours in the drive]

Neta:......................

Gai:...................

Neta:...... ...........................

Gai: have you been talking to your aunt lately?

Neta: yeah we're talking

Gai: she tell you she's talking to Eddie again

Neta: not Eddie

Gai: that's what I said

Neta: how many chances is she going to give this guy?

Gai: I don't know. I'm honestly getting sick of him showing up randomly.

Neta: is he at least sober?

Gai: hell if I know

Neta: *ugh*..............................my blood sugar I get low. I need something to eat

Gai: alright I could eat I saw a takeout place.

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Gai: this Place is actually really good. I've been here before It's the best takeout I'm telling you lady oyster is the best takeout place they The crab and lobster in their house Special fried rice

Neta: ehhh ..... I wouldn't say that this is the best place. Ikkan and I used to eat at a place called jelly wok, they put a whole friend egg on top of their lo mein and fried rice

Gai:.. what color is the shrimp with lobster sauce there?

Neta: brown..... it's the good kind

Gai: oh....was it eel owned?

Neta: isopod owned actually. They snuck up to the surface 12 years ago and no one said anything so they stayed

Gai: huh....well I think this place is better

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Neta:....*eating*........hm ...it's not bad......*eating*.... it's really good

Gai: see... it's good like I said

Neta: i didn't expect them to have the coconut cream shrimp you rarely see that on menus nowadays

Gai: yeah it's octarian owned..

Neta:..... I can tell it's delicious..... Surface takeout and underground takeout are so similar when it comes to rice and noodles....*eating*......but their main dishes.....*eating * we don't have soft shell crab down below....... Wish we did.........*eating*.....

Gai: .........*eating*............... welp let's get back on the road...you want to drive?

Neta: yeah

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Gai:........................

Neta:.......................

Gai: how do you grow your tentacles so fast

Neta: distilled water..... I wash it in distilled water....I also stopped dying it to the root so it grows faster now

Gai: I see.... Noticing you have a little bit of pattern now

Neta: yeah... I was surprised when it started to show up again. I've been dying it for so never thought it would come back

Gai: you have the same pattern as your mother.......

Neta:..oh........ really?

Gai: yeah just like it..hm...

Neta:............................................I don't remember that much about mom.............

Gai: you were too young when she passed............hehehe she loved you tho... When you were born she showed you off to everyone... Coworkers, neighbors, the mailman ..hahaha he haha.... We couldn't get out of the hospital without her making nurses and doctors stop to look at her baby hehehe.... She'd show you swimming in your little ink tank

Neta:hehehe.....................

Gai:......................

Neta: oh shit I forgot!

Gai: what? what happened

Neta: nothing, nothing My friend just had a baby and I told her I was going to give her Cirrina's old ink take when she was a baby.......... Let's do a quick stop so I can make a phone call. We need gas anyway

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Mahi:hello?

Neta: mahi go to my room for a quick sec

Mahi: I'm already in your room

Neta:........................* Inhale* * exhale*...... Okay...... Go to my closet and you'll see an ink tank that needs to go to Candi... You think you can give it to her?

Mahi: this pink backpack thingy

Neta: yes... that I also have a box of diapers and clothes for her too. but I'll give that to her later

Mahi: I don't think the hospital will allow me in. I can see

Neta: just ask for Candi

Mahi: ok......... where are you anyway?

Neta: uhhhhh? Dad?

Gai: we just made it trout mountains..*yawn*..... Another hour and and we get a motel tomorrow we'll drive to the house

Neta: we're in the mountains....... it's really nice up here..... actually...... I can see the city from up here.

Mahi: cool ...... Can I use your car?

Neta: no

Mahi: but your car has Built-In splatify and gps!

Neta: just use your phone, Go to the hospital. Ask for Candi. Give the ink tank to a nurse, she'll know what to do with it.........oh ......and take a picture of the baabbyy. I want to see her... Oh she's probably so cute

Mahi: inkfish babies are kinda ugly

Neta: what?

Mahi: nothing I see ya bye

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Gai:..........*huff*.......*huff*........... I'm gonna go back to the car .......*huff*......... little light headed

Neta: dad?........ Dad!....... hey hey .....you okay?

Gai:....*cough*.... yeah.... I'm fine just thin air I guess heh.......ugh......*ssssssssssss*

Neta: something wrong with your neck?

Gai: no

Neta: let me see

Gai: Neta-

Neta:oh cod! .....dad!

Gai: I'm fine

Neta: how long have you had that sore?

Gai: only a couple of weeks it's fine I usually put a bandage on when it opens up again

Neta:. again!................*huff*............... Do you have any bandages?

Gai: in my glove compartment there should be some bandages and gauze

Neta: *hmmm*..... I'll drive the rest of the way..... you said the motel is an hour away?

Gai: yeah

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Mahi: yeah hi I'm here to visit Candi.

Nurse: who?

Mahi: oh uhhh Candice

Nurse: Candice????

Mahi: Temp. Candice Temp

Nurse: Mrs. Temp okay ..... well visiting hours usually end around 11:30 but I can call her room and see if she wants any visitors

Mahi: mk...

Nurse: you can see her now

Mahi: cool . ...um... I was told to give a nurse this ink tank thing

Nurse: yep I'll take that. Thank you

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Candi: look at her

Donn: she's beautiful.... and so tiny

Candi: I wouldn't say that.. pushing for 6 hours......but she's so precious

Baby: *yawn*....

Donn: awwwww.....

Mahi:...*knock*....*knock*...... hey Candi

Candi: hey Mahi....you brought the maternity tank?

Mahi: yeah. The nurse has it.............so that's your baby?

Candi: Yeah....... Who else would she belong to?

Mahi:... I don't know.........hm.... Is it supposed to look weird and squishy?

Candi: yes she's mostly ink right now.....so yeah she's supposed to look weird and squishy. ......you want to hold her?

Mahi: no

Candi: please... you'll look so cute holding the baby

Mahi: fine

Candi: awwww

Mahi: emm...................... what's her name?

Donn: Ona.

Mahi: oh.... that's nice........you can take Ona back now............ you're not gonna be here for three weeks so Seth will be taking over until you return

Candi: That's the plans

Mahi: Okay great

Nurse: The maternity tank is all set up for you ma'am

Candi: thank you

mahi: All right I'm going to Head back home..... Neta wanted me to take a picture of the baby to show him

Candi: no need I'm planning on doing a professional shoot tomorrow

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Neta:........................

Gai:......*snoring*.,......*snoring*

Neta: hello?

Ikkan: hey babe. I didn't expect you to be up I was going to send a voicemail

Neta: oh.... sorry...... what are you doing

Ikkan: nothing getting ready to start my day...you?

Neta: about to go to sleep.... just made it to a motel

Ikkan: that's good, get some rest. I love you

Neta: I love you too. tell crab cakes I said hi.....................

Gai:....*snoring*..........*snoring*.....

Gai: *sigh*....

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Neta:...............

Gai:.................

Neta: ................

Gai: .........you seem tense

Neta: did you even think about getting treatment before it started to spread? Did you catch it early? Did you catch it too late? What's going on dad?

Gai: do I really need to talk about this right now

Neta: Yes we do....we need to talk about this........ Why are you doing this? Why do you constantly......*sigh*..........[pulling over]

Gai: I made my decision Neta. Are you still mad about that?

Neta: you really think it's just that?! You really think I'm only mad about that! Not leaving me alone in the house by myself so you can go drink, not dropping me at my aunt's house when you couldn't deal with me, or enrolling me in the military or abandoning me in a mental hospital for 10 months!!! You missed my first wedding, you weren't there for the birth of your granddaughter and you haven't reached out for 18 fucking years!!!! and now that you're sick and dying you think it's the perfect time to reach out to me!!!

Gai...........

Neta: I just want to know why!? Why aren't you getting help or medical attention?!?!

Gai: you don't understand.........I just want to use my last moments in life to be a father and make up for lost time

Neta:.....................................HOW?! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE UP FOR! WITH SOME SHITTY ROAD TRIP?! DAD YOU ABANDON ME! PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY!! ALL THE TIMES I NEEDED YOU WENT THERE AND NOW!. ... . WHEN YOU'RE FINALLY DECIDING TO BE A FATHER FOR ONCE IT'S WHEN YOU'RE DYING!? WHEN YOU KNOW IF YOU FUCK UP YOU WON'T HAVE TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!.....

Gai: son I-

Neta: I'm a 35 year old man!! Where were you when I was 19 and got a girl pregnant!!?? I had to teach myself how to parent!! When I was in a band!? I was successful I didn't see in the crowd! My business was one news opening day not a single phone call nothing..........................*crying*........

Gai: neta

Neta: and now you're here. Things were actually working out we're talking and laughing things are going great.... I'm spending quality time with my Dad something I've wanted for years...................*sobbing*...... It just feels like you're leaving me all over again........... every time I think you're here to stay you always find a way to leave me.......*sobbing*.......or get away from me all .....the time

Gai:.....................................*sigh*......... Neta......... I'm tired ........ I really am

Neta:.......................

Gai:.................... I lost my career ... ...my friends.....my home ......my wife.......You...........I lost everything in one moment and it ........it ruined me.....

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[flash back sequins]

Gai: so what we have to leave? Where do we go?! This is octoling Territory!

Inkling soldier 1: all residents within the 50 mile radius have to leave the property..

Inkling soldier 2: sorry I know this is an inconvenience but we've reclaimed this property. We will be mailing information about your new location and where you'll be placed

Gai:No! I just bought this house! this is on an octarian base!.... what about my job. How am I supposed to go to work?

Inkling soldier 2: all factories, stores and businesses have already been shut down. They closed this morning

Gai: are you kidding so I'm out of job!.........

Inkling soldier 1: my apologies sir.... I don't agree with it either

Gai:.. come on man......you can't do this to us .....we just moved here....... our kid isn't even a toddler yet. Is there any way we can stay? I don't have that much money I can try-

Inkling soldier2: the land has been reclaimed for inklings we have a copy of the treaty if you want proof

Gai:"reclaimed" it was never yours to claim!!

Sydney: Gai please

Inkling soldier 2: sir if you don't leave the premises within a month we will have to take it by force...

Inkling soldier 1: your new location will be sent to you in the mail. Have a nice day

Gai:........[SLAM]...............cod damn it COD DAMN IT! Why is always me?

Sydney: honey......hey.... we'll be ok .... things like this happen all the time we'll bounce back like we always do

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Gai: alright........ Everything is packed.... Neta is asleep.... let's go......

Sydney: here it says that our new location is going to be bunker 6988

Gai: just when you think you made it to the surface they find a way to shove you back underground

Sydney: [kiss] we'll be back eventually

Inkling soldier: name?

Gai: Gai Vern

Inkling soldier: ID?

Gai: here

Inkling soldier: alright.. family of 3. ..step out of the car sir.....you too ma'am...... we'll direct you to the line for your placement

Gai:.....

Sydney:.......

Gai: ok but what about our car? What are they doing with our car?!

Inkling soldier: sir we need you to get in line

Sydney: we have everything packed in there! Our clothes, my mothers cookware, baby supplies ..... Neta! His insulin! He needs that!

Inkling soldier: we're sorry to do this folks but no outside material once you enter the bunkers medical supplies will be given to you when needed

Gai:..........

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Gai: we're home.......if you can call it that

Sydney:..... it's a little small...... but we'll make do... just until we get back on our feet. You find a job and I'll work from home with Neta

Gai:.. ....

Sydney: we'll be ok....[peck]

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Gai:.............................................………

Sydney:........*huff*.........*huff*..........*huff*......... ... .........*smile* ..............

Gai:...... we'll be ok.... we'll bounce back like we always do

Sydney: yeah. . .......... ..... ....... . . . .... yeah ..

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Gai: it's only going to be for a couple months. Okay I just need you to watch him......

Kat: months?

Gai: he's been acting out so just put him in his room if he does something. He's going to a different school he got kicked out the last one

Neta:.................

Kat: Gai......

Gai: I just need to get back on my feet..... I got another job and I just need to save enough money and I'm settled

Kat: you've been saying that for years

Gai: well what the fuck do you want me to do!? I'm doing my best!.... just look after him I got shit to do. I come back for em when I come back for em

Neta:.............

Kat: .......*sigh*.... Alright...

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Gai:........................

Neta: [packing]....

Gai:........... ................*sigh*..... your first mission with a Splatoon. You should be proud you worked hard for this

Neta: not like I had a choice did I?.......

Gai: hay it was this or boarding school and we can't afford that

Neta: *heh*......... Let's hope you can afford my funeral. You're still paying debts off for Mom's

Gai: hey! Neta!

Neta: [SLAM] .......

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[end of flashback]

Gai: when I saw you in the e-ward.... I guess I couldn't face you..... I didn't know what to do....felt like I lost everything and everyone... I honestly just gave up.......

Neta:......................................*inhale*.........*exhale*...................ok......... shit........................

Gai:.....*sigh*.....we're here.....

Neta: we are?

Gai: yeah follow this path.............up here............ they must have paved the road. It's a smooth drive...........here it is............*wh*............our house........oh wow

Neta:..... This was our home?

Gai: yeah......*sniff*..... This is it...... just how we left it..........*sniff*........ nothing has changed.....

Neta:...................wow

Gai: I got the key. Just gotta jiggle it a little and.. there..........*chough*..*cough* a little dusty tho

Neta:....................................

Gai: the skylight is new along with the furniture.....well it's not really new but not ours......tho it's nice. So? what do you think?

Neta:.....................................…...................

Gai: speechless right

Neta: yeah.....hehe... you bought this?

Gai: yeah back in 78, It's in perfect condition...(Pat ..Pat)

[CRASH]

Gai: almost perfect condition.......... Just needs a little bit of a repaint and diy and it should be fine

Neta: dad there's a hole in the ceiling

Gai: just have to put in another skylight it'll be fine

Neta: sure dad. which one was my room?

Gai: right here on the left...............looks like whoever owned this place turned it in an office...we spent weeks on the nursery.....*sigh*.....at least they kept the paint color the same.........

Neta:.hm .....

Gai: the basement seems the same the carpet is a bit darker than I remember

Neta: who owned this place? After you and mom left?

Gai: it was a vacation home for the first couple of years.....an inkling family moved in and then a urchin family owned it for a while...... that's all I know.....is that black mold?

Neta:..... what are you going to do with this place?

Gai: that's up to you.

Neta: what?

Gai: It's up to you. This land and this house is yours.... It'll take around a year for it to be restored. By the time I clean it, gut it, repaired and repainted I'll be in hospice

Neta:.........................................

Gai: it's yours. you're a home owner now you should be happy

Neta:... yeah.... I am .... I'm happy....... thanks dad.......how much time do you have left?

Gai: A year and several months doctors told me.......

Neta:.....................

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Ikkan: so he's not getting any treatment?

Neta: no he's made up his mind

Ikkan: I'm sorry babe....he has plenty of time

Neta: I know.....*sigh*...... I don't blame him though.........*sniff*....*sigh*

Ikkan: maybe if you spend more time with him maybe he'll reconsider

Neta: I can only hope.

Ikkan: what does the house look like?

Neta: you'd love it's that mid something you like so much

Ikkan: mid-century?

Neta: yeah yeah it's that..... It is kind of worn down though you might need to hire some people to fix it up

Ikkan: where is it located?

Neta: in the mountains like waaay in the mountains, if you drive another half an hour, you'll make it to camp triggerfish

Ikkan: so the arowana mall would beee.....uhhh........at least an hour away by train

Neta: Cirrina would have to walk down to get to the train station for school that's at least 45 minutes

Ikkan: we can install a spawn pad

Neta: yeah...... When you get back I take you to the house. Sound good?

Ikkan: yeah we can do that. I'd also like to meet your Dad if that's ok....

Neta: yeah I'd like that. Cirrina should see her grandfather at least once....

Ikkan: think he has enough time to see you get married?

Neta: I didn't ask. That's just going to be another disappointment when he doesn't show up

Ikkan: Neta... I understand........

Neta: I'll ask....... but we're putting his chair in the back

Ikkan: good because invitations go out at the end of the month. I hope you picked your best man we have 2 months left and-

Noiji: PATTY'S HAVING HER CALF!!!

Ikkan: shit ok uhhhh I'll call you.......... In the morning - my morning.. I have to go bye!........... I love you Neta!

Neta:.........ok..... love you bye.

Gai: what was that?

Neta: nothing...... Do you have anything planned for the next few months

Gai: no. why?

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Anto, mahi and @fish-at-fish-fish-resort spent 30 minutes arguing over the color of the ink stain that was left on the bathroom floor....

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

HI HI MAC. I JUST WATCHED THE NEW GEMINI VIDEO (was going 2 watch it this morning but i forgor 💀) HOLYYYY SHIT i am so creeped out EAUGH it was so good. creepy faces fuck me up AUGHHH. many thoughts head full. also i apparently love drawing characters as teru vash plush bc i started drawing teru vash and then realized oh iam just. drawing patton. so then i drew el woowoo 2 keep him company!! holds out my hands and places these guys in ur palm <3

OH FUCK LITTLE GUYS...... ohbtheyre so perfect. squeezing them like stress balls. <3333

UGH THE GEMINI HOME VIDEO. GOD. I KNOW. i rewatched it like 3 times this morning. that bit after it says the deal is broken with the body that gets progressively more shriveled up made me feel soooo fucking crawly. also the comeback of the jack dialogue. fuck yes. jack do you see me... i have become something else... im still in here dont leave me you bastards..... god that bit was so cool. the face jn the window at the end was what absolutely broke me last night tho like holy fuck thay shit gets me so bad

[doctorwhoisadhd]

also another reason i play picc despite it causing my migraines is because i can use it to win arguments. Like any other instrument you have no right to complain about piccolo being "too high" when i am playing it and it gives ME migraines. like. ok coward. what do u even have to complain about

[transgaysex]

also whats a guy gotta do for people to stop asking me why i have the code to the elevators meant for personnel and disabled students to use. like why is it that twice now staff from the college ask me "Umm why do you have the code to the elevator?" buddy if im not also staff then ill give you one fucking guess.

[ssreeder]

guess ;) who’s ;) back ;)

imagine drugging someone to the brink of death and then beating the shit out of them and then being “slightly irritated” about their health condition.

veeeeeeery interesting that quon made the distinction between shen being a prisoner and zuko being a teenager 👀 (or maybe it means nothing idk)

OMG WILL JEE RASU AND TOPH ENCOUNTER ZUKO AND SHEN PLS PLS PLS

fuckinf long feng and the fuckinf dai li and the fucking letters being intercepted you’re so smart sreedie

oh swag general how is not bad WHICH IS WHY IM SO MAD THAT HES BEING OUSTED BY THE DAI LI UGH

loving suki hours everybody <333 (you’re really doing justice to her sreedie)

penis fingers, penis advice T-T

OMG SLAY GENERAL HOW I CANT BELIEVE WE ARE ACTUALLY WITNESSING A COMPETENT MILITARY LEADER OUTSIDE OF THE SWT THIS IS HISTORICAL EVENT SREEDIE

lmao except they actually have TWO dragons in their city right now and zuko is not the one they should be concerned about

oh bestie I am panicking (also right as I read the dai li pov section my sister walked past my room saying “yeehaw” which really ruined the mood)

jee’s heebie jeebie senses are tingling frfr

jee is actually so funny ilh

lol I love them playing happy families on the fly

jee in dad mode to protect the children :3 but also the slave trade is horrific and it sucks that it exists and he has to shield toph from it

well now I have the heebie jeebies something bad is gonna happen to jee

FUCK YEAH ZUKO OHMYGOD JEE

OHMYGODOHMYGOD

OHMYGOOHMTHGOD

jee is the real hero of this story his self control is insane bUT HE ALSO NEEDS TO PUT IROH ON A GODDAMN LEASH JESUS

OMG REHO COMEBACK I love reho

CHANG IS APPROACHING HELL YEAH

pls tell me we get hakoda pov when he arrives omg

I. need to Process this chapter. but like. with a meat grinder bc there’s so much emotional turmoil I’ve gotta smush into manageable pieces.

ANYWAYS LOVE YOU LOTS CANT WAIT FOR THE REUNION SENDING SOUP YOUR WAY TO GIVE YOU THE STRENGTH TO FINISH THE NEXT CHAPTER <33

Quon: *punches a hole in the wall because he mad*

“Wow, this place is a dump - look, there are even holes in the walls.”

Me: introduces decent character

Also me: rips Zuko away from him and give him to the worst character >:) :D

Jee is the MVP of this chapter & everyone should bring him snacks he deserves a break (& not the leg breaking type) (but maybe we can amputate - *gunshots* 1 author dead)