#IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE

[inseparabiles]

A collection of all the nightmare material the Art & Making Of-book fed to me on Geta and Caracalla.

[hi-jinxd]

Listen, all I’m saying is if one of my friends started dating my brother and then treated him the way Marinette treated Luka, I would not be friends with that person anymore.

[iridescentmirrorsgenshin]

masterpost pt 4 of alhaitham being endeared by kaveh, the second-hand embarrassment is pungent

- alhaitham's story quest

congratulations! you managed to make it to the end of your own story quest before indirectly mentioning kaveh! the close up of his smile when doing so is horrendous

the fond expression whilst feigning annoyance, the contrast between this expression and the ruminative ones he dons during this quest needs to be studied, these pixels fascinate me - also this part of the quest serves as the divide between alhaitham's professional life and the personal, us being in his house, and kaveh being home... i wonder if this is trying to tell us something (and then the ending dialogue before alhaitham kicks the player out implicitly confirming that kaveh is one of alhaitham's priorities through framing...)

the Infamous expression, this is criminal, i've watched the transition of his expressions here and yeah this is not just because of the angle

he's so amused by their rapport it's sickening

kaveh asking (hesitantly) for the second time if alhaitham really is okay and alhaitham responding that he is fine, and diverts the conversation back to their goading rapport - alhaitham fulfils the initial comment that kaveh made to him upon alhaitham returning, that the painting apparently isn't actually straight. the care they have for each other is apparent although disguised through goading because they cannot be emotionally open with each other

he knows exactly what to say to wheedle kaveh and he's so proud of this fact (i want to compare this teasing rapport to that one instance in a parade of providence, where kaveh loses in drawing lots and alhaitham points out the conflict of interest due to kaveh having a streak of misfortune in his usual goading way, only for kaveh to express genuine dislike for this, which causes alhaitham to startle and back off due to realising the extent of kaveh's upset. it serves to highlight that these typical examples of them 'bickering' are mostly inconsequential, with kaveh initiating the goading or whole-heartedly reciprocating, yes these types of exchanges only serve to reinforce kaveh's image of alhaitham as someone who is critical of him so yeah that isnt good, but that exchange in a parade of providence as compared to this scene in alhaitham's story quest is that there a manageable level they are able to navigate without risking genuine hurt)

he only said that so kaveh would call him out for said furniture, he is petty and proud and endeared - that being said, we deserve a boring 'ugly' wood carving reveal. also am obsessed with the og chinese where instead of kaveh saying 'don't go off buying furniture without me' he states that alhaitham does not have 'permission' to do so without him (which then probably parallels the line in a parade of providence where kaveh asks where alhaitham was for dinner and instead of 'i wasn't aware i had to report my whereabouts to you' alhaitham says 'am i to report my whereabouts to you?', just these little nuances that the eng misses)

he's so... fond? of kaveh's antics? right in front of kaveh's face? and kaveh just... assumes that alhaitham is thinking 'terrible' thoughts about outing him as poor and homeless? it just goes to show that kaveh sees a completely different version of alhaitham than is actually true

[phantomarine]

Phantomarine is updated - ch 6 p 78

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

[milksockets]

………

[rottenstrawberrigirl]

HELP I WAS NOT MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS CHAPTER NOT AT ALL

[thund3randrain]

Me for the last six hours:

[victusinveritas]

Strange way to ask people to put sugar in your gas tank, but here we are.

[railsrei]

Feel the need for speed.

pt 2

[clickbeetle]

idk if it’s the same on desktop, but the youtube app no longer shows you how long the ads are. you could get an hour long mid roll ad and not even know it

[judethswrld]

jude might be injured….

[starlight95tonight]

Everytime I see a spoiler for hotd it's somehow getting worse

[jangmo-othewarrior]

DMC Questions Anon here!

Halloween is upon us. How do you think the characters would celebrate? Who enjoys Halloween the most? What would they dress up as?

HALLOWEEN TIME BOIS 🎃

okey so, the squad would probably have just a small get together where they splurge on candy and having a drawing for what Halloween movies they are going to watch.

Patty is easily the most excited about this, and always goes full force as soon as September ends. She's the one who does the most decorating, although she does drag Dante into decorating the office with her as well.

Costumes are usually not needed, but since this is Vergil's first Halloween with them Patty insists they all wear costumes. Morrison (who never wears a costume, he's too old for this shit) was elected as the judge.

Dante thought it would be funny to pair up with Vergil; he insisted they go as Jason and Freddy Kruger respectively, even though Vergil has not seen any of the movies. The costumes are handmade and kinda shitty, but the highlight was Dante tapping kitchen knives to Vergil's fingers.

Patty wanted to match their theme so she went as Ghostface. Over the course of the party every single person in the office was called by her at least once.

Nero heard about the 'scary' theme through osmosis and it went completely over his head. He was dressed as Scooby-Doo. Kyrie took pity on him and showed up dressed as Daphne an hour after the party started. The kids though he looked great tho.

Nico is the reason Nero got the theme wrong. She dressed as Velma but thought it would be funny if it was specifically a slutty Velma. Dante thought that the entire situation was fuckign hilarious.

Trish and Lady actually coordinated (they always do) and went as Holmes and Watson. The difference being that Watson had a lot more guns than usual.

Lady and Trish tied with Patty for winning the coveted plastic trophy Kyrie had picked up on the way over. Vergil sliced it straight down the middle before their argument devolved into a fistfight.

[definitionsfading]

and as for tonight's episode of true detective let's just say for the record books that any self-immolation and life ruining marty hart did in s1 barely holds a single birthday candle to what these fuckers get up to in s4 lmao

uh, alexa. play 2005 hit single "bad day" by daniel powter

[rock-n-onyx]

Update on the cattle situation

So apparently the cattle are actually illegal. The dude who owns them bought them from an auction where these Mexicans sneak across the border at night and steal wild cattle and then sell them. So we have wild cattle free ranging in our front yard that arent afraid of humans with calves and our dogs are protective of our land. I feel like I'm in an episode of a sitcom or smth

[fluffypotatey]

omg babes, my beloveds, the booktube drama i discovered like last week got worse wtf