#IS WEIRD!!!!!

[dersitedreamr]

Dave would not be popular in any sense if he went to a public school. Aside from the fact that he’s a dickhead and purposefully goes out of his way to make himself unapproachable, Dave is weird. As fuck. Everything about him. He spends the first 13 years of his life hyping up puppets and thinking they’re cool. He collects DEAD ANIMALS in JARS. And DISPLAYS them on his shelf like a TROPHY CASE. His apartment is covered in sex toys. His brother works in the adult entertainment industry. He wears sunglasses everywhere.

Imagine going over to his apartment. There is smuppets and weapons all over the floor. No food in the fridge. Then you get into his room and there is a shelf with rows of dead specimen like fish bugs A FETUS. I don’t think it’s any stretch of the imagination an unsuspecting classmate would assume HE killed them and then put them in jars like that which is like. Serial Killer Behavior. 13 year old + Boy + Shaky home life + Loner at school = SERIAL KILLER. They would 100% go back and tell EVERYONE and the rumor would completely spiral out of control, effectively ruining his reputation

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.

[plaguedocboi]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

[dutchs-blog]

Restoring The Smallest Clockwork

[cubistemoji]

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[baobei-bu]

Clan head!Gojo

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[wilwheaton]

This is lovely advice.

[somesecretpie]

Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.