#IS WEIRD!!!!!

[dersitedreamr]

Dave would not be popular in any sense if he went to a public school. Aside from the fact that he’s a dickhead and purposefully goes out of his way to make himself unapproachable, Dave is weird. As fuck. Everything about him. He spends the first 13 years of his life hyping up puppets and thinking they’re cool. He collects DEAD ANIMALS in JARS. And DISPLAYS them on his shelf like a TROPHY CASE. His apartment is covered in sex toys. His brother works in the adult entertainment industry. He wears sunglasses everywhere.

Imagine going over to his apartment. There is smuppets and weapons all over the floor. No food in the fridge. Then you get into his room and there is a shelf with rows of dead specimen like fish bugs A FETUS. I don’t think it’s any stretch of the imagination an unsuspecting classmate would assume HE killed them and then put them in jars like that which is like. Serial Killer Behavior. 13 year old + Boy + Shaky home life + Loner at school = SERIAL KILLER. They would 100% go back and tell EVERYONE and the rumor would completely spiral out of control, effectively ruining his reputation

[correctopinionhaver]

[allthatispeculiar]

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[vamprisms]

shut da hell up

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.

[plaguedocboi]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

[dutchs-blog]

Restoring The Smallest Clockwork

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[cubistemoji]

[allthatispeculiar]

[habken]

People don’t understand the concept of liking two characters’ relationship in multiple contexts. They can be lovers in one setting and just friends in another, their dynamic doesn’t have to be consistent in every piece of art I make.

[ofcoursethatisathing]

So do you stick it in and then take a puff? What are the logistics