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being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations
#this isnt even like an exaggeration when i say exact locations#everytime hana pulls out the full legal name i get excited#ਰੇਵਾ
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"whoa there pal! looks like your favorite web service is getting hit with enshittification. you should try this NEW PLATFORM, that is only mildly alike in function, has no stable source of funding, and is being ran by some people in their home office as a hobby. this will be a long-term solution for you that you can build a community on, i promise!" <- sentiment i see a lot on here lately. like. lol
#boo boo bear#annoying tag#edit: lol i didnt even say cohost out loud but people read my mind already#but also 'discord alternatives' yeah? a thing that hosts private conversations? i want that shit to be rigorous#and well reputed#and with a legal team#not staffed with people in studio appartments and maybe 2 tb hard drives
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Dog Meshi.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#laios touden#The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.
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it's funny whenever i post dinluke i always get comments along the lines of "why do people ship these two they only met once" and its like bestie. babygirl. ok first off it's about the Themes™/dynamics/potential, not how many times they've met in "canon" and 2. when i was a teenager the biggest ship in my favourite fandom was two guys who'd never even interacted and you think its weird people ship two guys that acually met?? in real life canon?? they literally made eye contact, that's like the fanon-shipping equivalent of third base
#dinluke do make me go insane and u need a certain level of ignoring the mandalorian season 3 and also tbobf to Get it#the really short version is it's “parent dates child's teacher trope” and “they both have the same reuniting-their-massacred-people thing”#also it's comedic to ship the guy who's constantly avoiding the plot and clueless abt sw with the force's specialest star#talk is cheap#the two guys in the other fandom had arguably been in the same city one time and one was the other's legally-dead-brother's former coworker#and that was it. the rest of it was just Pure Vibes and Themes#im not saying what fandom it's just gotta be a 'what were YOU doing at the devils sacrement' situation#dinluke
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A general tip for students who are sending those dreaded Religious Absence Emails to your professors: Rather than asking permission to take the day(s) off, politely let them know that you will be taking the day(s) off.
In other words, consider not saying this:
"May I miss class on [date] so I can observe [holiday]?"
It's not that there's anything wrong with the above, per se. But because it's phrased as a request, it risks coming across as optional — a favor you hope to be granted. Problem is, favors are not owed, and so unfortunately asking permission opens the door for the professor to respond "Thanks for asking. No, you may not. :)"
Instead, try something along the lines of:
"I will need to miss class on [date] because I will be observing [holiday]. I wanted to let you know of this conflict now, and to ask your assistance in making arrangements for making up whatever material I may miss as a result of this absence."
This is pretty formal language (naturally, you can and should tweak it to sound more like your voice). But the important piece is that, while still being respectful, it shifts the focus of the discussion so that the question becomes not "Is it okay for me to observe my religion?", but rather, "How can we best accommodate my observance?"
Because the first question should not be up for debate: freedom of religion is a right, not a favor. And the second question is the subject you need to discuss.
(Ideally, do this after you've looked up your school's policy on religious absences, so you know what you're working within and that religious discrimination is illegal. Just in case your professor forgot.)
#this strategy got me through all of college#and some professors were a lot more supportive than others but no one ever told me no#because i didn't give them the chance#jumblr#judaism#religious absences#relevant to other minority religions as well#as well as non-religious accommodations#and non-school settings#dandelion says#jewish dandelion#note: the policy/legality details will vary depending on where you live and go to school#when i talk about religious discrimination laws this is based on public universities in the us
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never beating the cutie patootie allegations
#cosplay#animal crossing#freshbeeth#if you see me at pax east you are legally obligated to say hi :3#every piece of this cosplay was either thrifted or i owned it already#we LOVE frugality#celeste would be proud#and then she’d call me a typical sagittarius moon or some shit
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We're almost at the end of three straight months of genocide, 30k deaths, nearly two million displaced and starving. If you're still calling the situation "nuanced" and "complicated" I'm going to beat you with a shovel.
#we should be allowed to legally hunt these people for sport#gaza genocide#palestinian genocide#israeli occupation#israeli war crimes#shit liberals say#free palestine#knee of huss
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This man (Bruce) is so abnormal about parenthood and so intense about his love for Dick. "He's not my son, he's more than that" Son is not a strong enough word for what Dick is to him. And the last panel being Oliver with Roy, which is later, implying that Oliver finally understood wtf was Bruce talking about when he got Roy, being like "wtf does his weird bs make sense?!?"
But also, a part of it may come from how Dick wasn't comfortable with becoming Bruce's son, so Bruce got used to immediately correcting people when they called him his father or Dick his son because he doesn't want Dick to overhear it and be hurt (a lot of people in the fandom seems to forget that it was Dick who did not want to be adopted and who was against Bruce being his father. Of course, that changed with time, but Bruce respecting that is great and not "bad parenting". A foster parent should never force a kid to accept them as their father/mother)
#bruce wayne#oliver queen#dick grayson#roy harper#batman#green arrow#robin#speedy#dc comics#my ramblings#“he's not my son. he's my light in the darkness. he's my bundle of joy. he's my world. he's my will to live.”#“just calling him my son is not enough” Bruce being normal about Dick? never#Bruce was written saying shit like “I couldn't love him more if he was my son” in the 40s because Dick wasn't legally his#cannot call him his son because legally speaking he isn't his son but really it doesn't matter because he loves him so mich#I do not know the comics I got it from Pinterest
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"Give me back my boyfriend"
"I don't know what you're talking about"


#there are two sets of leaks#one says attempted murder of megumi and gojo (which could mean they're not dead) because other curses have complete murder mention#but it could also just be the legal phrasing#anyways i like being a bit goofy in between sometimes#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuuji itadori#ryomen sukuna#jjk leaks#jjk 244#jjk manga leaks#jjk manga#itafushi#jjk spoilers#10k#11k#12k#13k#14k
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hey psstt if you're a government worker, know a government worker, etc in the US- make sure you know when to NOT comply.
if the Tyrant in Chief is already threatening to slash your office staff in half AND wants you to commit acts of transphobia. Just...don't.
Process that application, approve that loan. these tiny acts of rebellion are going to be what keeps us alive in these times.
don't make it easy for them. don't comply.
#us politics#like i'm saying this as someone who used to work VERY closely with the US legal system#there are a million ways that you can simply decide to help a person#us government#us govt
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BEGGING so many of yall to read some amount of Actual Criminal Case Law before making statements about the disposition of Luigi Mangione's court case. that case is not getting thrown out despite what tumblr armchair experts tell you.
#im sorry to say it. i wish it would. but thats now how it works.#99% of the legal takes i see on here are objectively wrong#mumbles
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Quick 2 am pose studies yaaaay
#dandadan#okarun#momo ayase#ken takakura#dan da dan#consuming my ENTIRE brain rn tragically#maybe shipping can be legal again just this once. but we have to behave ourselves okay guys#<- saying this specifically to myself because we all know what happened the last time i got invested in a fictional relationship
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okay i almost never address the very small amount of internet fame i have. and sometimes yes it sucks. people often repost my work, or clip it out of context, or flat-out steal it. but like it can be very funny. once a follower dm'd me to say a guy on hinge was pretending to be "inkskinned", and actually had even started his own insta. when she said "i've followed her for years i don't think you're her", he said - actually r.i.d is like seven people, we just made those initials up. (rude). when i found his insta and messaged him, he begged me to just lie and say he was r.i.d because "it's hard for men to date."
once someone said she should be allowed to plagiarize my work because she was a body-positive influencer and that if i "made a big deal" about this and "got her cancelled", i would be doing damage to my own community and i was never "actually" an ally.
i bear these things with the aura of a martyr, the way my catholic father raised me to. i message privately. i handle things quietly and quickly. i do not complain because i am very, very, very, very blessed and i know that. mercy and gentleness literally pour out of me every morning when i wake up, and then i have to mop the floors for how very Good i am.
however today is the first time i have ever had a very specific problem that neither requires me to correct this person nor throw them to the dogs but is somehow worse than years of hatemail, reddit thread death threats, and pinterest reposts:
someone quoted me and just got it, like, a little wrong.
#. like#she got 80% of the quote right. and i could say something. but she got the gist of it right?#and - i literally cant stop pacing. like she's not wrong. but like?#this is obviously a joke by the way !!!!!! but it was surprising to me that even tho im practically#Invulnerable to all Psychic attacks#..... it's the neurodivergence bc i want to correct her so badly but i can't correct her bc that would be mean#bc she's fine !!!! and she seems sweet!!!!!!! but!!#im aware this is not an issue by the way this is very clearly tongue in cheek#also the r.i.d thing made me laugh when he said it for a lot of reasons#legally my last initial is actually p. which would be problematic from an initial standpoint#as i either have rp#which feels like i'm saying Roleplay#OR i have . well. RIP. so u can imagine why i couldn't use THAT#luckily since im hispanic my name is the longest thing in like 23 parts so i just chose#a different (kinda in the middle) part of my last name#i had options in this btw i just did the math and i had over 20 ways to do my initials#to be deleted probably unless the people Crave the Small Internet Fame Stories
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also the english are weird about folk culture. we are. we've relegated our folk dances and music to the zone of esoteric nerd shit that only weirdos do, and then we go looking for esoterica in the non-english parts of our heritage because we don't think we've got any of it of our own
#i'm not saying everyone who wants to do family history research should have to do compulsory morris dancing classes first#but like. it probably wouldn't make things worse. and it would be funny#for legal reasons this is a joke.
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you wear me out
#hi mcr fandom I am terribly sorry for getting a bit bolder because I am . very weak and not immune to these types of things. whoops!#I just love gay shit what can I say#anyways#mcr#my chemical romance#frerard#i mean they kinda kissed in the music video so hey this is legal tender#I keep my mcr gay art CANONICAL <- has begun descent into madness#my art
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MDZS x Brazil (1985)
(Yes. Real movie dialogue)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#MDZS AU#lan wangji#wei wuxian#Backstory to this is 'we recently watched Brazil (1985) and this scene make us lose our minds.'#Brazil (1985) is best described as 'The Monty Python Crew does an adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 (1949).' Because it is.#And let me just say. I think it is the perfect adaptation. Somehow this film manages to be one of the best dystopia satires out there#While also being a genuine critique of capitalism and burocracy.#Plus the practical effects and set design were outstanding.#The 'romance' in this movie was definitely also a satire.#It is unbelievably wacky. I'm dead serious when I say this comic is beat for beat something that happens in the film#Guy who told this women *nothing* about the peril she's in form the government tells her he (legally) killed her.#She responds by saying “Care for a little necrophilia?” with NO ROMANTIC LEAD UP.#THE MUSIC SWELLS. HE TEARS OFF HIS JACKET AND DIVES INTO THE BED. SCENE END.#Jill Leyton has incredible range as a hot butch and hot femme. Was the line bizarre? Yes. She can pull it off though.#We paused and watched it back a few times. I wasn't intending to make a crossover this obscure but honestly...#It's...it's too good of a fit to pass up. Wei Wuxian *would* say that...
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