#IS THIS LEGAL TO SAY THAT????????
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being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations
#this isnt even like an exaggeration when i say exact locations#everytime hana pulls out the full legal name i get excited#ਰੇਵਾ
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Dog Meshi.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#laios touden#The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.
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A general tip for students who are sending those dreaded Religious Absence Emails to your professors: Rather than asking permission to take the day(s) off, politely let them know that you will be taking the day(s) off.
In other words, consider not saying this:
"May I miss class on [date] so I can observe [holiday]?"
It's not that there's anything wrong with the above, per se. But because it's phrased as a request, it risks coming across as optional — a favor you hope to be granted. Problem is, favors are not owed, and so unfortunately asking permission opens the door for the professor to respond "Thanks for asking. No, you may not. :)"
Instead, try something along the lines of:
"I will need to miss class on [date] because I will be observing [holiday]. I wanted to let you know of this conflict now, and to ask your assistance in making arrangements for making up whatever material I may miss as a result of this absence."
This is pretty formal language (naturally, you can and should tweak it to sound more like your voice). But the important piece is that, while still being respectful, it shifts the focus of the discussion so that the question becomes not "Is it okay for me to observe my religion?", but rather, "How can we best accommodate my observance?"
Because the first question should not be up for debate: freedom of religion is a right, not a favor. And the second question is the subject you need to discuss.
(Ideally, do this after you've looked up your school's policy on religious absences, so you know what you're working within and that religious discrimination is illegal. Just in case your professor forgot.)
#this strategy got me through all of college#and some professors were a lot more supportive than others but no one ever told me no#because i didn't give them the chance#jumblr#judaism#religious absences#relevant to other minority religions as well#as well as non-religious accommodations#and non-school settings#dandelion says#jewish dandelion#note: the policy/legality details will vary depending on where you live and go to school#when i talk about religious discrimination laws this is based on public universities in the us
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We're almost at the end of three straight months of genocide, 30k deaths, nearly two million displaced and starving. If you're still calling the situation "nuanced" and "complicated" I'm going to beat you with a shovel.
#we should be allowed to legally hunt these people for sport#gaza genocide#palestinian genocide#israeli occupation#israeli war crimes#shit liberals say#free palestine#knee of huss
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"Give me back my boyfriend"
"I don't know what you're talking about"


#there are two sets of leaks#one says attempted murder of megumi and gojo (which could mean they're not dead) because other curses have complete murder mention#but it could also just be the legal phrasing#anyways i like being a bit goofy in between sometimes#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuuji itadori#ryomen sukuna#jjk leaks#jjk 244#jjk manga leaks#jjk manga#itafushi#jjk spoilers#10k#11k#12k#13k#14k
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i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.
#look the jokes are great#the commentary is often valuable#but#luigi mangione#is very obviously being framed by the most corrupt police force in the states#like#literally#so blantantly#he is innocent#both by the legal definition of he has not been charged with any crime#and by the common sense definition#he was 'caught with the coat the gun and the backpack'#that was also left at the scene of the crime#and a note saying basically 'lol yeah i did it and i did it all by myself i am guilty guilty guilty'#on his person#a manifesto addressed to the public#not left at the scene with the monopoly money or the bullet casings#which are the real manifesto btw#don't be dumber than a cop#he's innocent#and getting tricked by the police is embarassing
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hey psstt if you're a government worker, know a government worker, etc in the US- make sure you know when to NOT comply.
if the Tyrant in Chief is already threatening to slash your office staff in half AND wants you to commit acts of transphobia. Just...don't.
Process that application, approve that loan. these tiny acts of rebellion are going to be what keeps us alive in these times.
don't make it easy for them. don't comply.
#us politics#like i'm saying this as someone who used to work VERY closely with the US legal system#there are a million ways that you can simply decide to help a person#us government#us govt
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BEGGING so many of yall to read some amount of Actual Criminal Case Law before making statements about the disposition of Luigi Mangione's court case. that case is not getting thrown out despite what tumblr armchair experts tell you.
#im sorry to say it. i wish it would. but thats now how it works.#99% of the legal takes i see on here are objectively wrong#mumbles
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This man (Bruce) is so abnormal about parenthood and so intense about his love for Dick. "He's not my son, he's more than that" Son is not a strong enough word for what Dick is to him. And the last panel being Oliver with Roy, which is later, implying that Oliver finally understood wtf was Bruce talking about when he got Roy, being like "wtf does his weird bs make sense?!?"
But also, a part of it may come from how Dick wasn't comfortable with becoming Bruce's son, so Bruce got used to immediately correcting people when they called him his father or Dick his son because he doesn't want Dick to overhear it and be hurt (a lot of people in the fandom seems to forget that it was Dick who did not want to be adopted and who was against Bruce being his father. Of course, that changed with time, but Bruce respecting that is great and not "bad parenting". A foster parent should never force a kid to accept them as their father/mother)
#bruce wayne#oliver queen#dick grayson#roy harper#batman#green arrow#robin#speedy#dc comics#my ramblings#“he's not my son. he's my light in the darkness. he's my bundle of joy. he's my world. he's my will to live.”#“just calling him my son is not enough” Bruce being normal about Dick? never#Bruce was written saying shit like “I couldn't love him more if he was my son” in the 40s because Dick wasn't legally his#cannot call him his son because legally speaking he isn't his son but really it doesn't matter because he loves him so mich#I do not know the comics I got it from Pinterest
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Quick 2 am pose studies yaaaay
#dandadan#okarun#momo ayase#ken takakura#dan da dan#consuming my ENTIRE brain rn tragically#maybe shipping can be legal again just this once. but we have to behave ourselves okay guys#<- saying this specifically to myself because we all know what happened the last time i got invested in a fictional relationship
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also the english are weird about folk culture. we are. we've relegated our folk dances and music to the zone of esoteric nerd shit that only weirdos do, and then we go looking for esoterica in the non-english parts of our heritage because we don't think we've got any of it of our own
#i'm not saying everyone who wants to do family history research should have to do compulsory morris dancing classes first#but like. it probably wouldn't make things worse. and it would be funny#for legal reasons this is a joke.
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you wear me out
#hi mcr fandom I am terribly sorry for getting a bit bolder because I am . very weak and not immune to these types of things. whoops!#I just love gay shit what can I say#anyways#mcr#my chemical romance#frerard#i mean they kinda kissed in the music video so hey this is legal tender#I keep my mcr gay art CANONICAL <- has begun descent into madness#my art
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MDZS x Brazil (1985)
(Yes. Real movie dialogue)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#MDZS AU#lan wangji#wei wuxian#Backstory to this is 'we recently watched Brazil (1985) and this scene make us lose our minds.'#Brazil (1985) is best described as 'The Monty Python Crew does an adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 (1949).' Because it is.#And let me just say. I think it is the perfect adaptation. Somehow this film manages to be one of the best dystopia satires out there#While also being a genuine critique of capitalism and burocracy.#Plus the practical effects and set design were outstanding.#The 'romance' in this movie was definitely also a satire.#It is unbelievably wacky. I'm dead serious when I say this comic is beat for beat something that happens in the film#Guy who told this women *nothing* about the peril she's in form the government tells her he (legally) killed her.#She responds by saying “Care for a little necrophilia?” with NO ROMANTIC LEAD UP.#THE MUSIC SWELLS. HE TEARS OFF HIS JACKET AND DIVES INTO THE BED. SCENE END.#Jill Leyton has incredible range as a hot butch and hot femme. Was the line bizarre? Yes. She can pull it off though.#We paused and watched it back a few times. I wasn't intending to make a crossover this obscure but honestly...#It's...it's too good of a fit to pass up. Wei Wuxian *would* say that...
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One of those 'Oops we got blackout drunk and got married in Vegas' trope fics but it's Julian and Quark waking up married at Vic's
#vic is somehow a legally recognized officiant in the Federation#quark says a contract is a contract but only between Ferengi but thats hard to make happen when you live on#a Federation space station
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Im sorry i just had to put this here because i love this so much and my local dollmaker did an amazing job cus LOOK AT HIM



TINY!! I love him so much omg im just so happy
#zevran arainai#i didnt make this!!#my local dollmaker only operates on fb & locally so idk if its ok to share their name (they use their legal name)#so out of respect i could not credit them directly but! id say they did a stellar job!!#dragon age
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This came to me in a dream and took way too long to make
Based on this ofc:

Bonus version (nothing evil this time I promise)
#the cuntiest men in the royal navy#fitzconte#rare pair alert!!#fitzfemme truthers we say winning#i feel like I’m legally required to post something funny after that nedward post#james fitzjames#dundy le vesconte#the terror#the terror amc#froggerart#oh almost forgot crozier in the background#francis crozier
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