#IRL MATSUHANA

[mintmatcha]

hello mint

this is perhaps tmi but i just needed to tell you. ever since i read your matsuhana threesome fic, compliments during sex irl have never been the same. how can i accept a m*n that says “you feel so good” when hanamaki takahiro said “you have a porn star pussy, baby” anyway. i needed to let you know that it is permanently etched, engraved, carved, etc. into my psyche. i hope u have a wonderful day (also every time i eat bell peppers i think of you, but that’s entirely unrelated)

come here baby, ILL dirty talk you all you want

[shoushatohaisha]

report: haikyuu!! summer week day 2 (saien/itadaki no keshiki)

previously: day 1 (shoen) report

guests: ryoutarou, justin, juudai, sonde

ryoutarou was the MC and he tried so hard bless his heart heehee but juudai and sonde, real life matsuhana, were ALLLL over him. they were giggling as he earnestly read from his script so he broke off-- ryoutarou: what?? I PRACTICED THIS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. sonde/juudai: he's trying really hard, please cheer for him. juudai: yesterday ryoutarou's master (shishou) got everyone REALLY excited, we heard. justin: that's right. kenta-kun. ryouotarou: today i will overcome him!! juudai: that bar's pretty high lol. sonde: don't worry. with me, you're invincible. (ore ga ireba omae wa saikyou da.)

so then although of course ryoutarou did a great job overall, they jumped all over the little misses, like extra long pauses or flubbed lines. (ryoutarou: yesterday's screening was shoen… how was it? justin: um, i wasn't there???) to the point that sonde ran over, ducked down, hugged ryoutarou around the waist and yelled LET ME DO THE MC. they did the same cheering explanation/practice, only when they got to cheering for characters by name ryoutarou flubbed again-- ryoutarou: you cheer like if makki—makihara— audience: AHAHAHA sonde: (slinks toward him singing) ♫ tatoeba kimi ga iru dake de kokoro ga… ♫

(for the record "kimi ga iru dake de" is not in fact a makihara noriyuki song but it was immediately clear what sonde was going for, i think he got it mixed up with "donna toki mo". XD)

then when they did a practice play on stage for us to try out our cheers on, sonde spiked on juudai's head instead of the ball at first. (this is after he'd come running out at the beginning Extremely High Tension and spiked first on juudai then on ryoutarou, i assume he knew he wouldn't be able to reach justin. XD)

ryoutarou: ok but let's practice everyone's names for real come on sonde: makki audience: MAKKI juudai: mattsun audience: MATTSUN ryoutarou: tsukki audienec: TSUKKI justin: (pause) sonde/juudai/ryoutarou: JUS (fall about cackling pleased with themselves) audience: jus! jus! justin: my character has a name. sonde/juudai/ryoutarou: asahi, yeah, asahi justin: well, the cheering is up to you, so whatever you feel like-- audience: JUS! justin: please stop.

last but not least, tobe tobe karasuno/ose ose seijou, but while yesterday the cheers led into the beginning of the screaming, today juudai specially asked to end with ennoshita's don don-don-don clapping rhythem, and it turned out this was because he and sonde had practiced a pose ending with their hands on each other's shoulders making dramatic faces at the audience. (aka the フォーリンラブ/fall in love pose if you are familiar with comedy. XD) like i said, real life matsuhana.

FINALLY, THE ACTUAL SCREENING sorry. XD during the opening, everyone got up and acted out their choreo – ryoutarou couldn't wait for his own entrance, though, and got up and did oikawa's part first, right down to the cutesy double v-sign. then for his own scene he held his thundersticks up to his ears as oversized headphones, ahahaha, and then started doing both tsukki and yamaguchi's parts.

the cheering/whispering division was even worse than last night, juudai and sonde spent a solid half of their time their whispering to each other and cackling at their seijou teammates, they're terrible. (i love them.) thanks to the screening last night, this time EVERYONE was yelling "don't mind!!!" at kageyama failing to get into shiratorizawa and "nice catch!!!" at hinata picking up the ball. (and "nice receive!!" when kindaichi casually tossed the ball to kunimi. XD) juudai and sonde could not get over the calls for kindaichi, they were like, falling out of their chairs laughing. meanwhile, ryoutarou and justin got very into the MST3K aspect and were calling out their own oneliners on the regular. also since asahi doesn't appear much in the first half, every time justin appeared in the background holding up the net etc he would jump up and run up to the screen and point himself out. then he got really into his own match and got up to yell (ofc) "SUGAAAA" and "uchikitte koso—" audience: ACE!

it was fun to see who got different reactions at saien vs shoen – a BIG suga-san/ino hiroki crowd tonight, while other characters got squeals or name calls, at the loving closeups on suga the audience literally dissolved into dreamy sighs/whimpers of "KAWAII". which, i mean, they're not wrong. big seijou crowd as well, juudai and sonde looked so unimpressed with the screams for oikawa ahahaha.

the aftertalk: as i remember it, mainly embarrassing seijou stories from juudai. he explained that when seijou was the Seijou Chorus in white coats, naturally they'd take a breath before reciting their lines, then exposed the fact that arisawa shoutarou was so earnest and serious about being in unison that he would specially practice taking the breath and settling his shoulders, and as a result you can pick him out super easy in the background because when he takes a breath the movement goes from the top of his head all the way down his spine.

furthermore worry-san held auditions for the rap bit and the one most enthusiastic was kaito, all I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT. and then when he did... juudai: the rap was me, sonde-san, kenshin. sonde: i remember it super well. juudai: we were lined up like this sonde: and yamagiwa kaito-kun was? juudai: not there.

when hinata gets hit in the face during the neighborhood association match, kindaichi runs out with the ball – sakamoto kouta also volunteered for this role. ("in shoen it was masa-san – wada masanari –" "BUT NOT KAITO.") but he always had to hurry to get his coat zipped up and hood down in time. during one show, he was too rushed and just had to run out with his coat thrown on but not zipped or hooded – so instead of a faceless ensemble person it just looked like kindaichi was really cold and threw on a coat before running out to smack hinata in the face.

then ryoutarou said, "this is just between us here, but when were out on tour everyone got pretty close, right, and juudai and i were always sharing a room-- juudai: um what do you mean JUST BETWEEN US, that's not a secret?? you're making it sound like it's a different kind of relationship-- justin/sonde: (nod nod nod) ahh, i see, i see how it is.

oh, and of course ryoutarou and justin dragged ken-chan for his very unique interpretation of the choreo. XDD

ryoutarou: so, after today, are there any of the other screenings you want to join? juudai/sonde: ...shousha to haisha. sonde: obviously. juudai: it's the only other one we're in.

then ryoutarou and justin started talking about – was it hajimari no kyojin? and it just KEPT GOING so eventually juudai and sonde turned toward each other and started a faux-conversation like, "what are you doing tomorrow?" "nothing much just mumble mumble" "oh yeah cool sounds fun" until karasuno noticed. "oh, no, go ahead, we're talking, it's fine."

oh yeah and ryoutarou mentioned that HE would be back for shousha to haisha. ryoutarou: i'm supposed to be the MC but… that might change after tonight. ryoutarou: what if we make kairi the MC audience: (screams) ryoutarou: I WON'T GIVE UP TIL I OVERCOME MY MASTER sonde: ...then why did you ask.

finally, they also each said a few words about "saikyou no team" – not as heavy as the shoen quartet, iirc, but nice! juudai talked about joining in from saien, sonde talked about how watching saien made him look forward to rejoining the production for their last show, justin talked about all the changes in and how they planned to do their best on behalf of the cast members who'd left as well, and i can't even remember what ryoutarou said because i, along with the rest of the audience and guests, was hanging on the edge of my seat to see if he'd get through it without tearing up. XDD IT WAS CLOSE BUT HE MANAGED, justin and juudai both had these evil grins like they knew exactly what was going on ahahaha.

tonight, fukkatsu with shouri, naoki, arai sho, and kimura atsushi! i'll check in again tomorrow!

[seijch]

LET KENMA SAY POGGERS 🗣🗣🗣🗣

[nassthel]

Some other attempt to become better with watercolor, still with Oikawa (Kosuke Asuma's Twitter helps for the inspiration)

[atsumiyo]

roommate problems

cw// swearing, that’s all :)

status// the only established relationship is matsuhana. do not tag this as poly between the miyas, you will be blocked immediately.

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matsuhana ;;

miya twins ;;

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fun fact// kinda based off of an irl thing that happens to me often?? my roommates fight a lot so i dip to my best friends dorm lol

fun fact.2// y/n and osamu bully atsumu a lot hehe , but they love him

©️ atsumiyo on tumblr !

[astearte]

[shinsoups]

Seijoh 4 as random things my guy friends do 

a/n: this is super random and short. i just remembered how stupid my friends are and i miss them so i wrote this haha

seijoh 4 x f!reader

Hanamaki Takahiro : plays with your hair during class

Makki sits just behind you, and every second period he'll lazily run his fingers on your hair and play with it. Usually he twirls it on his fingers while his head is slump down on his desk. This became a usual thing for him to do, telling you how it calms him down.

Sometimes he'll make fun of it and put it above his lips, "Look y/n I have a mustache!" he'll grin like a fool.

You on the other hand just glares at him and tell him, "You never even grew armpit hair, stupid Makki!"

He learns how to properly braid your hair one time and he was overjoyed telling Mattsun about it! Declaring he'll either grow his hair longer or he'll be the best dad ever!

Matsukawa Issei : plops his chin on your head when you're hanging out with them esp. outside school 

Does it every time he's standing behind you and will sometimes rest his arms crisscrossed (you know making your head like an armrest of some sort). He does this whenever other guys lurk around you. And whenever you ask him why he keeps doing that, he claims to be the big brother of the group and is just protecting you from the "bad spirits". Often times he's just making fun of you for how short you are.

"Stop doing that!"

"Stop doing what?" you tried to jab his stomach lightly to push him off.

"That!"

"What?"

You sigh in exasperation and defeat as he laughs it off, tousling your hair when he succeeded in teasing you.

Iwaizumi Hajime : will randomly poke your cheeks when you're talking (bonus: he'll smother your cheeks and cups it with his big hands as if you're a puppy)

"What the heck, Hajime."

"It's squishy" he tells you.

You never expected him to do that at all cause in the group he looks like he's the least affectionate type kind of guy. So this shocks you whenever he pokes your cheeks when you're talking. Even pokes your chin and forehead only for you to hear him seriously ask, "Are you a marshmallow in your past life?"

Hajime please... *sighs* 🥺

"Do that again, I'll smack your head harder than you hit your volleyball." you warned when he did it one time while you were drinking a soda, causing you to choke on it.

"You almost killed her Iwa-chan," Tooru pats your back.

"Her cheeks are just really....squishy," he defended.

Oikawa Tooru : spams you with random texts and memes

At first you find it adorable you receiving texts like "did you know that we are actually aliens in our own planet?" but then started to frown when he keeps sending at 2 in the morning!! Sends really really random 'did you know' facts and weird memes. You called him out for it one time only for you to hear him say "but y/n this reminded me of you."

You don't know whether you're offended or not but the things he keeps sending just makes you do that pikachu meme irl.

"I would find it cute if it's a cat meme or something wholesome, Tooru. But please you keep sending me weird alien shit." *matsuhana laughing after hearing it*

"But!" *you glare at him* "Fine! Fine, but I know you love it!" he pokes your forehead after seeing you grin at him.

Decides to tone it down and sends you regular *not alien/weird* memes. Tags you on cat memes and videos.

ps: this is really a random sudden post coz i met with friends yesterday!! 😤 i miss them! ✨💖

general taglist: @b0ku4ka @chibishae34 @skusamiya

[makkisucks]

mak(kaela)ki  ⚡  9teen  ⚡  sev / he

hello, i'm makki ( sev / he / it ) and sometimes i write about gay people kissing for shits & gigs. i'm nineteen, a trans man, gay, & on the aroace spectrum. this is my own personal tumblr account, besides my side blog on m-atsuhana. 

please check out my byf before following and interacting, and enjoy your stay!

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my interests ♡

⚡ angels of death, another, assassination classroom, blue lock, bungou stray dogs, demon slayer, erased, future diary, genshin impact, haikyuu, heaven official's blessing, honkai star rail, kamisama kiss, keeper of the lost cities, nanbaka, percy jackson & all rick riordan series, promare, obey me, sk8 the infinity, soul eater, the arcana, the grandmaster of demonic cultivation, the marauders, the scum villain's self-saving system, toilet bound hanako-kun, tokyo ghoul, twisted wonderland, voltron: legendary defender, your turn to die.

fav ships ♡

⚡ 3zun, atsujuni, bachisagi, bealimon, bingliushen, bokuakakurotsukki, chiluc, chiscara, chixiao, fengqing, galolio, hawmitch, hideki, huaqing, huaxuan, jegulus kacchako, karushuu, klance, leovil, malleona, matchablossom, matsuhana, monoshin, natsusaku, pandalilly, peishui, qijiu, quanyin, quillkiller, renga, ridoace, rookvil, rosekiller sakuatsu, sangcheng, seijoh 4, serokami, soukoku, soulmaka, suegiku, tachigin, teshizuki, todosero, treyter, xianle 4, wolfstar, yahashira, yukise.

[sstardusty]

how did sofiwaoi get tghtr?

OMG I LOVE YOU!!!!!? OKAY—

In cannon x irl I’m childhood friends with oikawa and Iwaizumi.

During our second year I was having a lot of trouble dealing with my feelings for Iwaizumi and Iwaizumi was in the same boat

Throughout this, oikawa had been trying to comfort (?) the both of us the best he could while still pushing us to admit our feelings for the other

AND DURING THE SPAN OF OUR 2ND YEAR WE ALL ENDED UP HAVING BIG CRUSHIES ON EACH OTHER.

I didn’t know who to talk to because I liked the 2 people I usually talk to about stuff like that.

So I went to me next closest friends— MATTSUN AND MAKKI

But guess who else also went to Mattsun and Makki IWAIZUMI!!!

So now Matsukawa and Hanamaki both know that Iwaizumi and I both have feelings for not only each other but ALSO OIKAWA!!!

But then the two of them decided they were gonna play matchmakers and started to keep an eye on oikawa to see if he liked us

AND OIKAWA OPENLY FLIRTS WITH US ALL THE TIME BUT WE JUST BRUSH IT OFF BECAUSE “oh that’s just oikawa”

AND THE MATCHMAKERS ARE LIKE “THEYRE IDIOTS!”

Okay so we were having a joint practice with the boys and girls team and we were all doing stretches

The third year boys and I were all in a ✨stretch circle✨ and we were chatting and we started talking about dating

Sofie-“Yeah I haven’t dated anyone— hell I haven’t even had my first kiss!”

Matsuhana- “WAIT WHAT!?”

Sofie-“Nope, it’s probably because I’m always with theses two” (tooru and Hajime)

Matsuhana looked at each other as if they were speaking telepathically and the rest of us would look at each other like 👁👄👁

Then Makki would yell

“OH MY GOD ARE YOU ALL BLIND!?!”

iwa- “what are you on about idiot?”

Mattsun- “You guys are painfully oblivious”

oikawa- “thats not very nice. How’re we oblivious?”

Makki- “CAN YOU NOT FEEL THE TENSION!?”

then our coaches come in and tell us it’s time to start practice.

All throughout practice the three of us are just doing really bad.

I’m missing my receives

Iwas spiking out of bounds and

Oikawas sets are off

“Iwaizumi, oikawa see me after practice”

“Sofie, let’s talk after practice”

Only thoughts running through our minds are “what tension!? There’s no tension!?” And “oh sh*t coach wants to talk after practice”

We meet our coaches after practice together

“What’s going on? I mean I get having an off day but this?? Sofie, you’re our libero, you rarely miss a receive.”

“Same for you oikawa, Iwaizumi. Why is it that today, the joint practice which could have been very beneficial for the three of you, youre all off you game?”

Our faces go bright red—

“Ah I see, we’ll leave you three be, right coach Nobuteru?” (I’m basing my coach off of my irl coach and SHE LEGIT AWESOME SO UH YEAH)

“Yes?”

So after my coach drags the boys coach away we all look towards each other and then quickly look away as if we went looking at each other in the first place

sofie- “welp looks like I’m talking first— I don’t want to ruin our friendship but I realllllyy like both of you—“

Iwa- “so do I??”

Oikawa- “OH WAS THIS WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABO—“

Sofiwa- “QUIT YELLING”

Oikawa-“ geez soorrryy”

Sofie- “okay so does this mean we’re like dating and whatever?”

Iwa- “wow smooth transition”

Sofie- “well I’ve never done this before!”

Oikawa “*sigh* I love it when my significant others yell at each other instead of me”

Iwa and I turn to oikawa all red and blushy

sofie- “group hug??”

Before they can respond I’d pull them into a hug

sofie with a muffled voice- “so like u two are my first boyfriends”

I pull away and peck them both on the cheek

sofie- “Anyways I’ve gotta meet with my team so uh I’ll see you at the gates like always?”

Iwa- “uh yeah see ya”

I’d run to my team and act all nonchalant

captain- “you kinda sucked today”

sofie- “I KNOW!! IM SO SORRY IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!”

Cap- “woah I know it won’t , but you also can’t pretend that didn’t just happen”

And then my team would tease me for the rest of my life

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I AM SO SORRY THIS IS SUCH A MESS AND IT TOOK SO LONG!!!! I’m bleaching my hair today and I had to run a few arrands but I’m back to writing!!!!

Sofiwa taglist @kuronekomama @churochuu @janellion @stcrryskies @deadontheinsidebut @anianimol @the-kool-aid-man-is-real @kaminii

[bkdk-n-tasty]

Get to know your Blogger ♥

I guess this is a get to know your blogger post. This will contain tidbits about me + some of the fics I love (both by others and myself) and artists I follow religiously ♥ 

About me-

I haven’t given myself an actual name on here, whoops. You can refer to me as Bunny or Angel. I’m the definition of disaster bi, I get weak-kneed with both gorgeous guys and girls. Hence why I tend to write/headcanon some of the characters as such. I’ve been writing fics since my high school days though those were more based on books and not a one actually had a solid plot. I managed to do one long fic and actually finish it with a half-decent plot. I love writing about more taboo subjects, I write a lot of dirty ass smut but just because I enjoy writing it doesn’t mean I support it irl. It’s just more fun for me ;;” Honestly I had originally made this blog so I could unabashedly post all the love I have for these two nerds and have somewhere to stick my more risky fics of them. ♥

Series/characters I love-

BNHA/MHA, BKDK, KiriKami, InaTodo, Bakudekukirikami (very good poly ship tbh), UraTsuyu, SeroMina, MonoShino, EraserMic, EraserMight, MicMight, EraserMicMight, MiriTami; Inuyasha, InuKag, SessRin, MiroSan; Sailor Moon; Pokemon, RedBlue, Ferriswheel, PreciousMetal; Fruits Basket, all the canon ships give me life tbh; Love Stage; His Favorite; Bond of Dreams, Bond of Love; Digimon; Angels of Death, ZacRai; Morose Mononokean, AshiyaAbeno; Haikyuu, Asanoya, KuroKen, TsuYama, TakeUkai, Oiwa, MatsuHana, BokuAka, ShiYach, SemiTendo, DaiSuga, KageHina ((and god knows how many more lmao))

Artists I love- 

@bkdkink @corzev/ @corzev-art @baconmacandcheese @askkacchan @kawaiikrisschan

Fics I love-

Molon Labe, Izuku's Home for Wayward Pets, Eyes on Fire, Quiet Rapture, Forced Attraction, In A Sky Of A Million Stars (Who Cares If One More Light Goes Out?)

Fics I love that I wrote-

I really enjoyed all the work I did for Twinstar week tbh; Daddy Dearest, My dad is better than your's; I don’t have that many stories posted yet ;;;” But the Dragon story I have in the works + a beauty in the beast kinda story are starting to become my favorites so far, so you have that to look forward from me ;P 

[akascow]

im not the same anon as the one who sent you that ask but the vibe you give off to me at least is like a slightly unhinged but funny character who either is neutral in the main conflict or works as a spy who's very necessary and unreliable because despite having the ability to choose which side would win just keeps fuckin around for the fun of it and causing general chaos and mayhem

PLEASEJFNKA

the way youre kinda right tho

[seijch]

which one of the haikyuu boys would you befriend irl? c:

i actually have a draft for a tag game from forever ago abt this so i wont include them (matsuhana, kuroo, futakuchi) ... also i know you said ONE but i never know when to shut up so i simply will Not ❤

THE SITUATIONALS: terushima, tanaka, noya, yamamoto, the miya twins ... these are the ones that i do rlly think i could and would get along with ....... if and ONLY if we ever get to that point!! if i knew these guys irl i wouldnt interact w them under normal circumstances so smth would have to happen for the ice to break but once it does you can bet were 🤞🏻🤞🏻

THE CLASS FRIENDS: yamaguchi, yachi, the karasuno third years, moniwa, kita, aran ... these are the ones i would . i mean . only be friends with in class bc i dont see myself having much in common w them outside of it 🤕🤕🤕 i promise i love them we just dont have much to talk abt that isnt small talk!

...UNLESS?: suguru, shirabu, atsumu ... these are the three i KNOW i wouldnt be fond of irl mostly bc of how they come off to others but theres potential for a friendship (or at the very least smth not ENTIRELY based off of vitriol) there

smack me w a pillow or smth (sleepover event)

[doubletan]

thank you at @oikiwaoi for tagging me!

lipstick or chapstick: neither i dont like the texture of it on my lips but preferbaly chapstick since it stop my lips from chapping?? LMAO

last song you listened to: the yuri!!! on ice skate tracks album HAHA im alw playing it 

top 3 shows: CODE GEASS (its my fav anime of all times pls watch it), haikyuu!! and the master’s sun (i LOVE this kdrama w all my heart)

top 3 characters: OIKAWA, IWAIZUMI, lelouch

top 3 ships: IWAOI, OTAYURI, MATSUHANA

tag 9 people (some irl friends &classmate and some people(w easily typed usernames) that i see popping up in my notis!) : @penelope-disick @hanyuismybae @yukxhira @junhao-chew @dragona15 @magicsilly @nishinoya-trash @himitsuno @oikawa-toorude 

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If this ain’t MatsuHana irl then I don’t know what is <3

[myelocin]

is it bad that i want you two together 😳

KEJCHEBDHDBXHJDJ ANON PLS 😂😂😂 me and irl tetsu are basically the matsuhana tandem bc all we do is make fun of eachother and have .3 second sentimental moments (as friends)

i’m waiting for an irl atsumu tyvm 😤

[astearte]