#super sesxy sleepover

[seijch]

ok why is your tag for queue specifically a ramen date 👀👀👀

(before this ask) i can’t believe... i stayed up until midnight... for you 😭 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WAIT THANK YOU FOR ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONSHDFSKDF I LOVE YOU 🗣🗣🗣🗣 i actually explained this a few days ago but it stems from a selfship hc where kenji and i go on food dates every friday after he gets out of practice ... in the hc we go to a ramen place (and i just KNOW he doesnt like bean sprouts but i always end up getting them even tho i hate them too n force them into his bowl) 🙈 we go out to eat at other places but the ramen place is one of our faves!!! as for the tag, it was originally gonna cycle between diff dates w me + futakuchi/kuroo, but i decided to keep it consistent n i do actually like my queue tag so im fine with it 😌

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[seijch]

hi ari!! do you have a favorite female character in haikyuu? what flowers do you associate with kuroo and kenji? do you have a favorite trope for them? 💖

favorite female character omg .... its saeko for sure njdkfsd minor minor spoilers for the second cour of s4 but when she shows up n noya and hinata are both like damn...shes so cool? THATS ME @ HER .... ok hold on theres this edit on ig that lives in my head RENT FREE from that ep GO WATCH IT !!!! i swear a couple days ago i was washing the dishes and put that edit on bc (n i know nothing abt editing terminology i just watch a lot of edits nkmsfsd) the like . shakes and minor effects are SO good im abt to write an essay abt it 🤬🤬

im going to be honest and say i . dont pay much attention to flowers DKFDSL if you follow meg (@star-puff idk WHY its not letting me tag her) go participate in her flower event 🙈

AS FOR FAVORITE TROPES... ok lets start w kenji bc enemies to lovers???? thats my bread and BUTTER when it comes to him i could read countless fics w that trope in diff situations (or even some the same) and be entertained!!! for fucks sake i technically WROTE a fic w enemies to lovers kenji JSKDFSD he is Just A Bastard so its rlly easy to get into imo!! i think a lot of dynamics involving him tend to revolve around his . general unpleasantness LMSDKFSD i feel like a soulmate au would be super fun to explore w him tho!! a nice deconstruction n exploration on what it really means to love perhaps 👁

when it comes to kuroo i can SEE enemies to lovers and id love to read (or write) one of my own, but friends to lovers is the trope for me 🙈 kuroos one of those slow burn types anyway (which is The trope for me when it comes to him)!! he doesnt rlly let his walls down for a while so you need to give him time... i also love established relationship aus for him ngl like he rlly does feel like home to me ....... mentally i am waking up next to kuroo in the morning 😌

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[seijch]

also do you have any fic concepts featuring the very renowned mullet that i keep hearing of

unfortunately i do not 😔 im working day in and day out to get @aigremoine to write the mullet!kuroo au of my dreams tho 😈💯💯

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[seijch]

3M kuroo futakuchi terushima >:) - yuki

JSFKSDF OK LETS GET INTO IT :: @voxamcris

make out: i said kenji last time but TERUSHIMA???? HE DOESNT EVEN NEED TO TEXT FIRST I SWEAR IM LIKE 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ i cant tell if the tongue piercing makes a real diff if you were to make out w someone so im disregarding it but omg ..... making out with him would be so much fun!!! like i just know hes gonna smile into it which is gonna make ME smile into it (but i think hed only do this if we were friends or alr dating ... if this is just a Casual thing i dont think so) n rlly its so nice to have that energy RECIPROCATED!!! 10/10 a fun time ngl

marry: kuroo AGAINHDFKJDD i explained it here but i think hes the type to rlly get along with my parents n i do think theyd like each other! he can tell that even tho i have my differences with them i do care and vice versa n that (not to toot my own horn) they did a decent job raising their kid!!! its not gonna stop him from being last minute nervous tho snjfksd

maim: 😃👍🏻 come here kenji ... why are you running away im just gonna give you a lil love tap 🪓🪓🪓🪓

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[seijch]

kuroo, futakuchi aND KONOHA???? your taste is Impeccable those are my favourites too

omg 🙈 YOUR taste is impeccable ... but were also rotting in side character hell tgt i just know it :/ these boys get paid DIRT 🤬🤬🤬 not kuroo bc everyone loves him (as they should!) but kenji and konoha ....... its ok i have enough brainrot to fuel this corner of side character hell for the rest of us 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

also idk if you use spotify but theres this konoha playlist someone made thats probably exacerbated my love for him by frightening amounts ... ill edit this w the link 😈 ok there it is 🤝

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[seijch]

just binge read ur previous asks for the sleepover and i was very much entertained😌 how would ur top 3 ACTUALLY dress? like we always see those “outfits the hq boys would wear” but they seem so... unrealistic😭🤚

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OK HI I WAS THINKING ABT THIS MY WHOLE SHIFT N ENDED UP HAVING ENOUGH BRAINROT TO TYPE A WHOLE THING IN THE NOTES APP SO HERE WE GO!!! 😈💯

ok im typing this after finishing the post but i rlly like the way this came out so everyone please read it if you want to see me brainrot over konoha kenji n kuroo ...

KONOHA is definitely a man who Knows his essentials ... knows the beauty of sweatpants and joggers and knows that he looks Good in a solid colored tee (but doesnt shy away from print ... its just that if you open his closet its literally black white n the occasional pop of color) i would LOVE to say he accessorizes but no he doesnt 💔💔 its his fatal flaw too ..... dont be shy aki let me buy you one of those chain bracelets!!!!! those are sexy as fuck and i PROMISE they would make him look even better!!!!!!! in general he gives me big silver or white gold vibes even if i cant see him wearing jewelry on his own :/ its ok if he were to date me id make him come around to the idea ...

he gives white air max 90 or air force 1 vibes does that make sense . if anything has color in his fit its maybe some print on his shirt but if not its DEFINITELY his shoes ... i was thinking abt this but i think hed look good in the bel air jordan 5s but maybe thats just bc i wanted to get a pair NJFKDSFS if we want to get a little less realistic (i mean not rlly bc i know ppl who do this) he probably keeps up w supreme drops n its less to resell and more to get the clothes at retail price which is MUCH more reasonable than resell (i think its 40 for a shirt? idk my friend keeps up w it n i love to hear him brainrot but that doesnt mean i retain ALL the information 🤕)

:: go-to outfit? say it with me ... white shirt/crewneck sweater if it’s cold with sweats. if he needs to dress it up, hell throw on some plaid or switch it up w some nice jeans. unlike the other two he has a good idea of how to dress throughout his life which makes looking Back a much . easier experience compared to the other two LMAO

FUTAKUCHI swears by the denim gods when he needs to actually Care abt his outfits and im MAD abt it bc how dare he look good .... im going to fucking kill him 🪓🪓🪓🪓 the image of kenji in a denim jacket w a hoodie underneath n some ripped jeans haunts my every waking moment you dont understand......... hes ALSO a plaid man which pisses me off even more .... but im going to be honest he uses outerwear to hide the fact that theres definitely a hole in the armpit of his favorite shirts ... hes had them since high school kenji PLEASE buy some new shirts!!!! probably suffers in summer bc he cant wear jackets n stuff without looking weird (has definitely said hes wearing plaid For The Fit when in reality its bc theres a stain on the back of his shirt from when he sat in bird shit. its Artistic baby speak your truth!!!)

at least you can convince konoha to wear jewelry if you keep at it ... while i think kenji gives silver vibes over gold i dont think you would be able to convince him to wear it unless youve already bought it and basically ambush him with it JKSDFDS if anything i think hed settle for those leather bracelets ... its ok his ego is fragile ❤ shoe wise idk he gives me vans vibes (so does konoha but he also looks like a nike stan so i said that instead). if he lives somewhere cold he probably owns a pair of those classic wheat colored timbs (You Know The Ones)

i can tell you RIGHT NOW that in elem and junior high he was one of those kids w the neon athletic fits that took pe too serious when he got in the groove 😐 shut the fuck up n pass me the ball kenji were in fourth grade i shouldnt be failing PARTICIPATION in PE 🗣🗣🗣

:: go-to outfit? a rlly comfy denim jacket (hell let you borrow it if you bitch enough n hell be like Sigh . The Things I Do For You but when you slip it on hes abt to combust) w a shirt that probably has a chili stain at the hem of it n ripped jeans. the white slip on vans. i hate that he looks good.

KUROO is . idk i feel like hes a lot harder to pin down but he probably shopped at hot topic in middle school 💔 is this projection? maybe. am i WRONG abt it tho ... ANYWAY like everyone who grows out of that phase, he has Taste ... post college or just at the club i KNOW he understands the effect a slightly unbuttoned black shirt has 👁 prob rode the eboy wave bc he thought the fashion was nice so he might have a few of those clunky rings ... rarely wears them but bitch he SHOULD!!!! otherwise, i think he keeps it pretty simple! lots of hoodies and sweaters bc if he has no one to rlly impress hes big on comfort. owns a good amt of athleleisure (is that how you spell that hjkdfds) bc he does work out regularly but if you were to come across him during an 8am lecture i can guarantee all he did before coming to class is brush his teeth ... 

unfortunately not a chain man but while his rings may be black (yk like black titanium) or silver, if he were to wear a chain i think hed be fine with either silver or gold! i personally think hed look good in either 🙈 shoe wise i rlly cannot pin him down ... for running im seeing him leaning towards nike shoes but i like . cannot tell what hed wear regularly SHJFKDS 

what i CAN say is that when he was younger (and i mean until his second year of high school) he was one of Those Kids that wore the Quirky printed button ups but like . this time its not a compliment . in junior high he definitely thought those ... and it PAINS ME PHYSICALLY to say this ...... fingerless gloves were the coolest things around ..... i hate that i had to google that now im going to get ads for hot topic

:: go-to outfit? black hoodie w maybe some design or print on it w sweats or jeans (like konoha hell dress it up or down depending on where youre going). if you make him wear them hell even bust out the eboy rings he bought forever ago <33 i think later in life when hes more sure of himself (and i mean like after hs ... hes good in his 3rd year but i feel like hell still deflect compliments in the form of teasing and not believe it in 3rd year) he Knows he looks good so he doesnt rlly have to try unless you want to be That Couple that takes over the world one fit at the time ... in the end the only one he wants to impress is you 🙈

[seijch]

when was the moment you ✨ fell ✨ for futakuchi 🤩

THE WAY THAT I HAD A FULL ANSWER TYPED OUT AFTER HAVING WATCHED TWO EPS FROM THE ANIME AGAIN ONLY TO ACCIDENTALLY FUCK UP AND CLOSE THE TAB AT THE LAST MINUTE WHEN I WENT TO THE ORIGINAL POST TO PASTE THE LINK IN HERE............. IM SO HEARTBROKEN WTF 💔💔💔💔🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

sigh anyway the abridged version is during s2 ep19 where dateko goes up against seijoh ... captain!kenji is so fun to see esp when hes struggling to train kogane DURING a game sndfks even back during the inter high match against karasuno i thot he was cute but it wasnt til then that it Solidified ... The Moment, if any, was when he tells kogane that a setter dump doesnt always have to be a simple tip ... he can just Slam It Down 🙈🙈

ok this answer feels so unenthusiastic compared to the other one but i rlly am very upset that it got fucked over ...... i didnt even talk abt kenji for some of it bc i genuinely love dateko as a team and i know that where they are when we see them in s2 against seijoh is a direct result of not only futakuchi but moniwa n the rest of the dateko third years

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[seijch]

fmk w kuroo futakuchi & konoha <3

somehow, i knew i was going to get this question 🤕 BUT WHY WAS IT THE FIRST ONE I GOT ............

make out: KENJI!!! smarmy bastard that he is, i think he Knows What’s Up ykwim ... it doesnt matter if we “hate each other” or if were actually tgt -- if he hits me w the “meet me by the staircase” text you KNOW im omw!!!!! 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️ pls this is so sad i need better taste

marry: as if i would say anyone but TETSU!!!!! he most likely takes care of his body even well into adulthood, is very self sufficient, has a stable career that likely allows him to travel, and as an adult i think hes one of the few that actually has his shit together ......... hes literally the perfect man im going to start crying Right Now

maim: ....sorry aki :/ as much as id love to make out with you im too attached to kenji 💔 ok but if you were to make out w him i think itd be very slow at first and might even stay that way unless theres a sense of urgency or want which Does happen but not too often

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[seijch]

marry, make out, maim with terushima, ushijima, and tsukishima 😺

marry: USHIJIMA!!!! man imagine waking up to him nudging you awake w some pancakes he made bc he woke up super early to go for a run n decided to make breakfast for the both of you i can’t fucking breathe 💔💔

make out: I ANSWERED THIS ALR BUT TERUSHIMA!!!! i’ll edit this ask w the answer to that one here but i feel like a trope we don’t talk abt w him (ig bc it’s not common fandom perception of terushima specifically?) is practice kissing ... to me he’s trying (and by the time we see him, succeeding) to give off a certain Vibe and i think he’s def the type to ask a close friend that he trusts and that knows The Real Him (the one whose eyes shine when he’s having fun playing volleyball and trying new shit etc etc) to help him not look like a fool ... this ofc could lead to you and/or him going Wait ... do i even want to kiss anyone else 🧍🏻‍♂️

maim: sorry tsukki 😐 i have a love hate relationship w him n while i don’t hate him i unfortunately got into the habit of associating him w someone i wish i didn’t so he turned into a bit of a discomfort character for me 🙂👍🏼 as a Character i like him and i think his arc is rlly important but outside of that ... 💔💔💔

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[seijch]

pls keep me out of ur infamous mullet agenda!!!!!

no ❤️

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[seijch]

hi ari i’m drowning in assignments but ily and i am curious. who wld win in a fight: kuroo or futakuchi? and what wld they be fighting abt ��

kuroo HJFSKFS this isnt even a question no matter which way you slice it ... i mentioned this in a diff ask but i think he likes to keep up w his physical fitness even well into adulthood bc he likes the way it looks and feels (tho not to the degree of the pro boys or god forbid iwaizumi hajime (27) athletic trainer) where i think kenji would falter at some point (he goes on a jog most afternoons once the sun begins to set but thats it) so physically i think kuroo would win a fight. kenjis clever but so is tetsu!!! i think futakuchi would try but ... 💔 just give it up 💔

mentally ......... also kuroo SJKFSDK kenji gives devils advocate vibes (my poor taste................it only gets worse the more asks i answer) but kuroo would prob run circles around kenji ngl LMAO i think theyre both smart but kuroo knows how to use it better ❤

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[seijch]

which one of the haikyuu boys would you befriend irl? c:

i actually have a draft for a tag game from forever ago abt this so i wont include them (matsuhana, kuroo, futakuchi) ... also i know you said ONE but i never know when to shut up so i simply will Not ❤

THE SITUATIONALS: terushima, tanaka, noya, yamamoto, the miya twins ... these are the ones that i do rlly think i could and would get along with ....... if and ONLY if we ever get to that point!! if i knew these guys irl i wouldnt interact w them under normal circumstances so smth would have to happen for the ice to break but once it does you can bet were 🤞🏻🤞🏻

THE CLASS FRIENDS: yamaguchi, yachi, the karasuno third years, moniwa, kita, aran ... these are the ones i would . i mean . only be friends with in class bc i dont see myself having much in common w them outside of it 🤕🤕🤕 i promise i love them we just dont have much to talk abt that isnt small talk!

...UNLESS?: suguru, shirabu, atsumu ... these are the three i KNOW i wouldnt be fond of irl mostly bc of how they come off to others but theres potential for a friendship (or at the very least smth not ENTIRELY based off of vitriol) there

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[seijch]

ari!!! there's a fucker in my english class who won't stfu!!!! and that fucker is me!!!!!!

its the movement of tectonic plates mr benson 💔💔

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[seijch]

hey lol *pees silently*

TURN THAT SHIT UP 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

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[seijch]

*whacks u with a pillow or smth*

thank you ❤

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[seijch]

i love u too but not ur mullet agenda ❤️

this is so sad 💔💔💔 what does it take to get some comfort hq mullet men around here 💔💔💔💔💔

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