#INSANE CIRCUMSTANCE

[gowns]

i had a teen mom and she has recently realized that she's a lesbian. she's divorced and i'm divorced so we are both single lesbians out there on the apps. and she's really close to me in age so i filter out anyone more than 10 years older than me because it's just too weirdly close to my mom's age. anyway, someone who's 12 years older than me pinged me on a dating app, and she looked a lot like my mom, and i was like hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my mom's number, so call her instead. maybe.

[ineed-to-sleep]

if I have to see one more AI image being purposefully reblogged on my dash because 'it's a meme' or 'it's funny' or 'well in THIS CASE it's okay!!!!' idc idcccccc what your reasons are I'm unfollowing you girl bye

[violent138]

Time-warped or travel scenario where Bruce gets launched back into a younger version of himself with all the memories and the first thing he does is goes and gets Dick Grayson right after his parents' death, then pick up Jason, arrange about a million playmates to get Tim out of his house, and once he has those kids happy and taken care of, he goes off to find Cass, helps Steph with her dad, and leaves a very pointed voice-mail for Talia.

Alfred thinks he's more mentally ill than usual for knowing exactly which orphans and as he pointedly reminds Bruce, "children whose parents are still very much alive" he's trying to steal and adopt.

Bruce heatedly replies that they're his kids and that he's going to do everything right this time, rendering Alfred absolutely speechless until Bruce asks if Alfred would be able to make dinner for his new brood of kids.

"Try and remember who you're speaking to Master Bruce, I've thrown dinner parties with less notice"

"Great because I have a list of allergies and some notes on favourite foods."

[kcrra]

it makes me literally sick to think about alicent's relationship to her children. like. they are all she has. she loves them more than anything and hates them just as much. each of them is a shackle around her neck. they are her babies even though she was a baby herself, forced to be their mother. she'll pick up a knife for them. they are her living prison. everything she ever does is for them. their very existence makes her sick. she understands them and yet doesn't know them at all. they are her future. they stole her past.

she was 15 years old tethered to a rotting body of a man entirely against her will, watching each of her children invade her body as a result of martial rape. how were they ever supposed to have a normal relationship!!!!!!!

[timothvy]

dog walkers needed 🐶

[chloesimaginationthings]

I don't know why, but, I kind of see your game Vanny as a disaster bisexual

VANNY IS THE QUEEN OF DISASTER..

[isnt-that-wizardd]

there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back

i am insane

[laosureps]

debilitating guilt

if u cannot read my middle school handwriting ❤️(its oj)

top left panel: (knife) So what held you up in the red line game?

(marshmallow) uhhhh (trails off into the drawing)

bottom right panel: (marshmallow) none of your business !!

(knife) ok ok!!

[demaparbat-hp]

Oh, Lala...

[bunabi]

is arguing about Veilguard finally over can we do unhinged mages v. templars discourse again

[subrossa]

ouran host club x ranma 🌹 x ig

[mcrlboro]

in every consciousness . if you even care

[vigilskeep]

Your child inquisitor has given me thoughts

Specifically about what specialisation they’d pick.

Though honestly only the Mage ones cause I only played a non mage once

But

Lil baby Necromancer. Tiny Knight Enchanter. Smol Rift Mage

The Necromancer one they could raise themselves a friend 🥹🥰

Aaaaaah I do not need another wip 😱😉💞

mage child inquisitor: i just wanted to raise myself a friend :(

dorian: well! that’s creepy

varric: you’re the necromancer!

dorian: oh, no, no pinning this on me! i took necromancy to get on a study abroad programme, not to explain this little horror. i do not have friends—

sera: pfft. well we all know that

dorian: however will i recover from that bruise to my ego from someone currently hiding behind a sofa

sera: make it stop doing the skeleton thing!

[blueskittlesart]

is detcon actually good

no <3 hope this helps

[blanceyblance]

Funniest thing about Peri ships is that everyone came to agree that 1. He has horrible taste in clinically insane men and 2. If you actually look closer he is equally or more insane than them, he just hides it better

[withthewindinherfootsteps]

something about how both wei wuxian and jin guangyao repeatedly say they ‘didn’t have a choice’ in their actions. in both cases, it’s not literal impossibility, instead determined by their mindsets and personal conduct…. but while for wei wuxian that means he can’t do something immoral, even if it means losing all his social power, for jin guangyao it means he can’t do anything to lose his social power, even if it means doing something immoral. the other option is still there, but it’s never one they’d pick.

something about how they’re trying to walk the same path but in opposite directions: wei wuxian willingly left the nice, broad road in favour of upholding morals and debts, while jin guangyao is trying to claw onto it and stay there by any means necessary. in both cases, being parted from it so easily is only possible because this nice, broad road — full of people whose social power is unconditional, given at birth, independent of their actions — was never truly theirs to begin with. but despite how it is possible to be forced off due to nothing, as we see with wang lingjiao, the positions of both these characters were ultimately due to actions they took.

(about how no matter the similarity of the paths, no matter the narrowness of the choices, the direction you take is still up to you.)