#IM joki

[c10v3r]

Would you still love me if I was secretly a skeleton chugging potions to look pretty and also I can't swim

no :/ guess ur single now :///

[metianull]

hrrmmm… fart butt HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAWHHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHGAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAJAHJAHAHAHASHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhHAhahahHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHWGWHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAWHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

dude your relly freaking me out. NOT cool

[3-aem]

deeply perplexed by the idea that you can draw a 1x1 square but if you draw a diagonal line between two points you’re telling me that that value is irrational and infinite even though you literally just drew the line But Also theres no specified unit for this square so is the square root of 2cm vs 2 inch vs 2 cosmic measurements hypothetically sometimes rational

[cringelordofchaos]

Stendy matching pfps!!!!! I'm starting to warm up to them

Part 2

Style matching pfps // creek matching pfps // kenman pfps

[smaeemo]

digital footprint? erm not to sound judgemental but I don’t believe my digital has feet.

[ratatatastic]

[almond-tofu-chan]

YOU PLAY AS ZELDA!!??!?!??!??! b. bbvvbfetshwhjcskhepydfozuafteotiw

[plutobutartsy]

i hateee when ppl on here act all high and mighty for being on tumblr. "haha we're so much better than the tiktok fandom god they're so chronically online lol annoying" like ooh yeah youre so quirky and special. i bet you bring books to concerts. should we tell y/n

[stuffedsand]

for the violence ask game: 8 common fandom opinion everyone is wrong about. for milgram. i know exactly what you're going to say i just want to see you go off again

Hiii bestie. You do know what I'm about to talk about. Yippee

Disclaimer that this whole essay is like. For fun and how I say things is ramped up to be funny. I don't mind if you disagree w me cuz like that's the nature of things! We disagree but we can get along.

Anyways short answer for people who don't wanna see the essay: organ harvesting theory. This is about shidou.

Idk how prevalent it is rn since not many people even talk about shidou but it was prevalent enough in June when I got into milgram that I believed it for a bit anyways the rest in under the cut cuz I'm insane sorrg

SO the main reason I think the theory is WRONG (hyperbole‼️) is because I just think it's unrealistic. Man works in a hospital in Japan. How would he pull it off. Scuff an operation bad enough to cause braindeath/death and I'm p sure they suspend your medical licence, if he participated in an organ harvesting operation pre-family-accident his case would then be black and white cuz he was doing it in complete sound mind with no regard for human life. Also it wouldn't justify the extreme reaction he's had to realizing, specifically, "what I've been robbing people of" (t1 voice trailer), and he wouldn't have as heavy a focus on the relatives' feelings and reactions. At least story writing wise it'd make less sense since it doesn't allude to anything if that's the end goal? Imo at least. Idk maybe this is because I really like tragedies in media. Also because it'd be a really disproportionately severe crime compared to every other direct murderer???? Like. We have strangled someone, stabbed someone, bludgeoning, bludgeoning, kicked someone to death. Organ harvesting looks cartoony in this context. It's also not a very prevelant issue in Japan iirc.

Also to prove my point further. If we use this theories the murders would be

Strangling, abortion??????, cyber bullying, stabbing, organ harvesting, toxic r/s, telling the truth (lmao), bludgeoning, bludgeoning, bludgeoning (minus weapon). Organ harvesting is goofy cuz it seems so.... Extreme,,,,,,,

ALSSOOOOO funny point. If he's not directly involved in his murder (as in, unintentional and indirect) that makes 5 direct and 5 indirect. Silly.

Also also his murder seems somewhat tied to how he feels about his job itself ("I wanted to contribute to society (about his career choice)/I had thought my work was a contribution to society", use of past tense) and to me it reads like hes disillusioned w his job esp since his reason for getting a highly sought after, high paying and high social ranking job is "I wanted to contribute to society". Doctors with that empathy can be affected by the death around them more severely and I think that's a fun topic to look at

I count this under "common fandom opinion" cuz it was common enough around June (whenyours truesly got into milgram) that I believed it. I mean I introduced shidou to my friend (hello clown) as "maybe Dr malpractice. Organ harvesting dude" and said friend (hello again clown) is also the one who's heard me bash the organ harvesting theory like 6 times at least now so. Yippee.

Take none of this seriously I just got off a plane and am so very eepy. If you like the organ harvesting theory good for you!!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥 you do you bestie !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I literally do not think less of anyone who believes that theory I just personally dont lmao

[phosphorus-noodles]

I might have to start relabeling you as "obsessed with chilchuck" over "joli shipper" soon

NO PLEASE-

[gulliesforever]

I like it when my own fanfic is like 10% as funny as the actual show because I do make myself laugh on occasion and its good for my soul to remember im writing fanfic for the stupidest universe of the stupidest characters and it aint that serious

[nerves-nebula]

L that anon really looked at you and crawled into ur brain and looked at it like a museum

bullying is a crime yknow

[waterlogged-detective]

Do they enjoy poetry? - or rather, were any of the words that made up doe poetry? but also do they both enjoy it :Vc

Doe isn’t made of any poems BUT!!! He writes them pretty often for fun! They’re all romantic because he loves romance and happy endings and things he likes to read himself. It’s fun!

Darcy…. Doesn’t like poetry at all actually. He thinks it’s boring and pretentious buuuuuuuuut he doesn’t tell Doe that. He thinks it’s cute when he writes poetry even if he doesn’t like it very much.

Doe hates when he’s dragged to opera by his husband so it’s fair play.

🥺 thank u for the ask friendo ilu

[zenixromeave]

yeah my brother in christ the post was made today

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

if someone makes me feel like shit “as a joke” ONE MORE TIME I am going to become violent. anyway. im entering my toxic era (if your joke sucks ass im not laughing at it)

[russie-000]

GUYSSSS IM GONNA FLIP

"escape plan: Fly Outta There" is so chill and cool and normal in theory