#IM STILL CHESS

[dazais-crab-addiction]

Tonight I learned that my 20 yr old partner has never played chess and doesn't know how to play chess. This is mind boggling to me. They claim its not weird for people to not know anything about chess so I. I need to see. Please.

Okay so, I made a mistake in not elaborating the meaning of the options. You do not have to be good or know what you are doing in the slightest to pick that you have played before. The middle three options are for your understanding of the game having never played it at all. The reason there's a percentage on the last option is because my partner made a tumblr so they could pick it because they think they are hilarious.

[slabmaxxing]

three can play this game

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Chat have we discussed drunk chess with cherik cause i just think. That would be the darnedest silliest thing they could do

[divorcedwife]

in honor of all the red in my art this year, i chose a picture where i have a sunburn from the english sun

[iphigeniacomplex]

breaking my silence on chess the musical to say that i would literally not give a fuck about this show if i thought it was good or fully successful at what it is saying. SORRY! i love how messy she is. i love how since 1984 and continuing to this very day people with entirely different perceptions of and opinions on the musical have attempted in their own ways to "make it good" by creating all these different versions with like notably different plots, characterization, and song order, and i love how fucking bad the vast majority of these are despite it all. i hope people keep trying to fix chess the musical forever and until the end of time. i hope no one ever figures it out. i want every currently living theatre director in existence to make their own version and for all these versions to come out on broadway at the same time, making that year's musical season entirely comprised of various different versions of the cold war chess musical by tim rice and half of abba. i want not only our greatest minds but also our middlest-of-the-road and worst minds to come up with their own conclusions as to why chess does not entirely work in its original form or any subsequent forms like to really think about it and yes i do want someone to dedicate their entire life to perfecting chess by releasing version after version after version until they die peacefully but still, as always, in the grips of obsession. i want marriages to be broken up. i want mental states to be shattered. i dream of this world

[todayisafridaynight]

[cordyceph]

went to bed and woke up in a cold sweat realizing that claudia's play, the birdie one, is both a direct analogy for her story and also foreshadowing of her death WHILE ALSO nodding to pauls death

claudia'a single minded, desperate drive for freedom eventually lead her directly to her death. she was "nailed down" by lestat (by LOUIS, actually- lestat only kept her for him.), and tore herself free at the loss of her 'foot,' being a stand in for the personal pain she suffered for freedom

no matter what she or anyone did, she was going to die painfully, because she was so desperate to be free that everything was suffocating. lestat, louis, romania, the coven. the only thing that didnt rot in her mind was madeline, because... there simply wasnt time. madeline was fresh and new and, given time, would have probably suffered the same heel-turn claudia gave to everything.

of course thats because she shared louis' hopeful outlook. being free of her parents? would fix everything. when it didn't? maybe if she had louis, it would be worth it. but its not, lestats still here, louis is still in love with him... killing lestat, thatll fix it, and she and louis will be happy in romania, right, the homeland for vampirekind? not quite, so better try paris, the city of love. that doesnt work. the coven, though, will give her what she wants, right? she'll be happy with other vampires?

the only person who makes her happy is? a modern version of lestat? a weird white woman she met on happenstance, who has little to no care for societal norms or faux pas. a blunt, kind of funny, kind of sad woman who lost her family but has a capacity for enduring because what else is she going to do? die? no, she cant do that. she had no friends because she was weird and offputting and had dangerous rumors, no hangups on loving claudia, no hangups on dying or being a killer.

that's... just lestat. without the immortality and the specific traumas, of course, but like. claudia's most beloved person was a funhouse mirror of her most hated. which really speaks volumes for what they could have had, because it wasnt just a clash of personalities. it was lestats bpd clashing with hers and both of their attachment to louis clashing. if lestat had been better at sharing, if louis had been better at loving both of them, if claudia had been less angry at the world for nothing but existing? maybe they could have been a good family. a happy one forever, just like they all wanted, but were unable to give each other

[meirimerens]

[allgremlinart]

nice try official featured Tumblr post I know there's a pill in this rolled up piece of ham

[dzozef-art]

they met over a chess match !!

[kozzax]

I love you WVPM.... WVPM my favorite homestuck ship..... i dont even necessarily ship them romantically i think of them as super queerplatonic but like. Waugh. WV looks at PM as though she hung the stars in the sky just for him to see them and PM looks at WV as though hes the brightest light in her life. They're so in love and so devoted to each other in this really profound and complex and nuanced way. PM is the last member of WV's revolution. She's the reason it carries on. Everything broke for him and then she shoved a package in his arms and he fell a little bit in love in that instant because he could see how much she cared how much passion she had how she was everything he'd ever fought for. And she's angry with him at first, of course she is, but she grows so close with him over the course of their exile. It may have only been one day but she sees this damaged guy who just wants to live, who just wants to thrive and be joyous and be free to exist and who has all these wonderful dreams that he wants to bring into the world, and she can't help but love him. She spends three years locked in a neverending battle to avenge and protect him. He watches her from the ship and the moment they can reunite they do and. waugh.

[breadandblankets]

duke and damian like going to the park together, duke goes to play chess against Gotham's geriatric population and Damian is going to feed the birds

[lucifer-kane]

I personally don't think Lloyd really ever wanted children of his own but him saying Marjolein is like a daughter to him was a MASSIVE deal for the both of them

[xxplastic-cubexx]

so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time

[divorcedwife]

i was going to make a post joking that since chess pieces have standard sizes (with king being the tallest piece and pawns being the shortest), you could assign veilguard characters chess pieces by sorting them by height, but i actually dont know who is taller or shorter cause i always brought out the same couple people lol

[sweetsncandies]

AAI2 SPOILERS!!!

MILES EDGEWORTH WHY ARE U GLARING AT A DOG PLS