#IM SO NORMAL ABOUT GUY GARDNER
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They're morons. The safety of thousands is in their hands and this is how they behave. I love them. They are tormenting each other with each breath and they will not stop.
@arcade-writing Guy/Feste but make it an outfit swap!
it was a slow day and Guy was bored when he decided to use his ring to change his outfit into Feste's and imitate him. Only to have Feste do the same and change his outfit to look like Guy's usual uniform in return. Guy approves greatly.
they're also making googoo eyes at each other. of course :)
#phone art#guy gardner#green lantern#pink lantern#violet lantern#IM SOOOOO NORMAL ABOUT THE BODY HAIR#IM SO NORMAL ABOUT GUY GARDNER#TOTALLY DIDN'T GIGGLE WATCHING YOU DRAW THIS#TOTALLY DIDN'T GRIP MY BED AT THE ARMPIT HAIR LIKE A FREAK#totally!!! im so normal and sane!!!?
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Do you think Guy will ever be emotionally vulnerable with his partner?
He seems way too cocky and into his self image and himself in my opinion.
Disclaimer, while I've gotten really into Guy as of late, I'm still working my way through his backlog of comics. I'm also not well rn so I'm struggling put into words what I want to say.
Yeah, I really do.
I think a lot of his ‘im the best’ mentality is a coping thing. He tells himself that over and over cause he's been compared to others, and made to feel like 2nd best for a lot of his life. Its like an affirmation. I don't think he really, truly believes he's the world's greatest hero, not even that he's the best lantern, but he is the best ever Guy Gardner cheerleader, and he has to be cause nobody else is cheering him on. Plus, at the least it's definitely a bit for him, like an in joke that he doesn't care if you get or not. Guy doesn't give a shit what 99.9% of people think of him.
He wasn't raised in an environment where he could be vulnerable, he didn't have anyone to lean on in that way but, even before he became a lantern, Guy helped people. And not just because he’s willing to do the stuff others won't. He went to college to get degress in psychology and education, he worked as a teacher and a councillor. Those aren't things to do if you only care about yourself.
He was cagey and but touch and go with Ice but ultimately I think he legitimately loved/cared about her. He made concious efforts not to change, but to bend for her; stepping outside his comfort zone, containing his anger until more appropriate times so as not to spoil her enjoyment of things, learning Norwegian, talking to her about things he would normally bottle. When she came back to life and they got back together they took things at her request.
This isn't to say ‘oh Guy Gardner is a secret soft boy uWu 👉👈 fluffy hair retriever’ cause he is not.
He is cocky. He is brash. He is stuck in his ways.
But he's not a total narcissist, and I think he does want to love and be loved, with someone he can be vulnerable with, you just gotta be able to vibe with him as he is and not expect him to be somebody else. He's not inflexible, but if you have to bend so much that you're brittle and no longer resemble yourself then you're with the wrong person. He also needs time to trust and to acclimate. If you're not used to being vulnerable with with people, its not something that will just immediately click overnight, you've gotta work at it.
If you don't want to read all the comics he's been in but you're interested in discussing him romantically/sexually on here then please at least read How to lose a Guy Gardner in 10 days
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re: the jaime/jason thing
Paco would love Jason so much either that or he'd absolutely hate him and be suspicious from the beginning. either one. Brenda, i think, would like Jason well enough, but I think she'd get along better with Jason's siblings than Jason himself (im thinking Duke, Tim, or Cass). Traci, Jaime's ex, would want Jaime to be happy, even if thats not with her.
Bianca Reyes would adore Jason, and would try at every opportunity to feed him "proper" food. No shade to Alfred, but he's a rich person butler, not quite in tune with the normal folks. When Jason visits, he'll try to help out in the kitchen, and learn her recipes with her, but she'll try (to no avail) to kick him out because he is a guest. He'll end up helping out anyway, but Jaime will just sit at the counter and watch, a stupid smile on his face, which is good because it means Jaime won't mess anything up (unless asked to help with something) but also shows Bianca how much he really does love Jason.
Alberto Reyes would be a little more wary of Jason, since there are mob problems in El Paso that are decently prevalent in Jaime's original solo run and Alberto got caught in the middle of them, which led to his leg injury that causes him to need a cane. However, Jason is good at working on cars, and Alberto owns an auto shop, and the more Jason is around and wants to help out in the shop, the more invested Jaime gets in helping his father out with the business. And anyone who is that good at working on a car and makes his son happy is alright in Alberto's book. It helps that should Jaime get into any trouble, Jason (and the rest of the Red Hood gang) would be there to help.
Milagro likes Jason. He's like the big brother she never had.... Milagro also canonically likes Guy Gardner so i think that bodes well for her vibing with Jason. Jason also totally bribed her into liking him faster with some homemade cookies and a cool knife that she's not supposed to let her parents or Jaime see.
(sorry this was a really long ask! i just know ive seen stuff about jaime interacting with the wayne family but not jason interacting with jaimes family, who i love very much)
PLS! I'm familiar with Jaime's family from the trailer alone, but the ' they don't get out much' tells me everything I need to know.
Jason watches these people be so tight knit and open and playful and he's like WHATS THE FUCKING PROTOCOL?
The Waynes are clawing and fighting their way towards something just like this, of course, but they've never wanted something softly.
Honestly, I love that Jaime's dad (i think) called Batman a fascist? Which just makes me smile, because Brenda DEMANDS Jason brings his family over for a house warming dinner (Jason might have bought them a house...Maybe)
Imagine Jason squeezing Jaime's hand to keep from laughing as Alberto goes on a SCATHING RANT abt batman, arm around Bruce's shoulder as they're having drinks (Tequila for him and apple juice for Bruce)
Also, I love to imagine Paco saw 6'5 Jason standing next to his very much not 6'5 best friend, and the first thing he did was send jaime the hamster eating a banana meme
#dc#dc comics#jason todd#jaime reyes#redbeetle#jayrey#jaime x jason#jason x jaime#blue beetle#red hood#text
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GUY GARDNEEERRRRUAAAUAUGGGHH
#i cant stop THINKING ABOUT HIM‼️‼️‼️#hes SO.#so.#slams my fists on the table rips up the carpet with my bare hands scratches at the walls#dc#guy gardner#okay. okay im normal
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Ask/Drabble/Blurb/HC Masterlist: 4/19/2019
OK SO this is a compiled list of all the lil things ive written for various boys in asks!!!!!! I plan on updating the list monthly n its v hard to go back n keep track of asks so pls if i miss any let me kno!!!! ENJOY!!!!
this fts drabbles, blurbs, n hcs for Patrick Murray (Undrafted), Gardner Langway (Dear Sidewalk), Eugene Sledge (The Pacific), Joe Mazzello (himself lol), Queen, current! Brian n Roger, adult! Tim Murphy (Jurassic Park), n probably more!!! ur always welcome to send in more n im always working on more even if i am slow ilyall ty!!!!!
its not rly organized at all n the titles of the links r vague but i hope u enjoy n it all works,,, MOST R NOT SFW SO READ W CAUTION nothing is marked but this is a warning here,,, some r longer some r horter its kinda a crap shoot at this point but its not like a normal msterlist so ::// but i still hope u like again ily,,,
also this is messy n written mostly in short text speak so i apologize it might be hard to read :://
Pat Murray
me describing pats character in the best detail i can
moving in w pat
teasing ;;;)))
hes a show off lol (first time seeing him play)
hes a DOM
he steals ur panties rip
u sing n he loves it oof
pats british gf!!!!
introducing u to the boys (he gets a lil jealous)
hand holding!!
insecure pat ::””((
w a gf w mental health issues ::””((
MORE insecure pat omg ::””((
he LOVES ur hair lol
fuck buddies pt1
bELLy bULge
masturbating lol
geeky/nerdy gf!!
kink overview lol
wearing his jersey
virgin gf aw
fucking on the field under the stars
rly,,, hes soft,,
u flirt w another guy
omg guys he speaks in playlists
comforting him ::””))
intervening when he has a breakdown
who starts the relationship??
met thru his dad lol
hes a titty man
he spanks
soft aftercare uwu
he lets U dom ;;;)))
praise kink
frustrated subby pat
anons soft pat dream!!
u give him a massage ;;;)))
film nerd gf!!
another fuck buddies to proper lovers
could he sub??
coach dad pat!!!
another subby pat ;;;)))
Pat is sad so u ride him
pEgGiNg pAt
Gardner Langway
lil thing bout u getting him off in public ;;;)))
hes a SUB
lil thing bout sucking his dick
dom n edging short but sweet
smore edging lol
gardy n the rain ::””))
feeding him strawberries on ur anniversary
mOmmy kink
he! cant! help! himself!
finger,,, sucking,,,,
soft morning sex n his o face
fellas is it sexy to suck ur friends off
smore finger sucking its a thing
edging,,, again
we let him top for a sec
he helps u thru a rough day ::((
soft scared gf!!
a FULL day of teasing
spends all night telling u bout stamps ::””))
riding raw n cumming on stomach OOF
finding his parents???
some boat logistics lol
virgin gardy!!!
eating u out OOF
getting him a new watch uwu
bi!gf n soft gardy getting together
he gets sad about his parents ::””((
being domestic!!
YALL HAVE TEDDY BEARS
his first valentines w u im crying
he tops ;;;)))
facesitting
he leaves his socks on!!!
GORGEOUS CREATURE
v public gardy ;;;)))
u admire the duke ::””))
lil dick appreciation ;;;)))
his lil WAVE
lil bit bout thigh riding at a party lol
u kinda leave him hanging :://
soft date ideas ::””))
pulling his hair?? oof
catching him getting off
hes premature but its cute!!!
hiking w our unathletic boi uwu
a lil storyline about getting back together after a while ::””))
he sees his parents ::O
gardy eating u out to make u feel better ;;””))
“im gonna c(um)ry”
tired shower thigh sex whoo
pet names!!!
pubic hair preferences ::))
angry sex???
Gardy seeing u in a pretty white dress uwu
post movie life
Eugene Sledge
pEGGING
hes a lil spoon uwu
sLoW RiDiNg
softly playing guitar for him ::””))
he likes to suck titties ::))
thoughts on him never wearing his uniform again ::””((
fucks u hard after a nightmare ;;””))
going on holiday on a boat??
Eugene’s sexually aware gf oof
Joe Mazzello
mild priest hcs
double dates w rami n lucy!!!
hes touchy
HS!joe likes ass
sub joe
comforting him about his receding hairline rip
his singer gf!!
he gets ROUGH
thoughts on romcom!Joe
(mostly current!) Brian May
lazy morning sex ah
short random thoughts?? fic idea maybe??
soft moments ::””))
i just love him ok
Current Bri Fucks Me Up: A Mild Weird Thing
(current+70′s) hand kink anyone??
Tim Murphy
starting off right w pegging
The Holey Trinity+ (meaning drabbles of more than one person meaning lil bits for each including Pat, Gardner, Joe, Eugene, and Deaky) (ALL=ft. Queen as well as the boys)
P+G breaking the bed
G+J ass or tits??
G+J anal lol
J+P+G comforting u after a bad day ::((
Queen Boys w a gf w acrylic nails
P+E+D domestic scenes ::””))
E+P+G ur preggo omg!!!
P+G jamming out in the car together aw
Clusterfuck crossover anon!!
G+P+E comforting u when they find u cying ::””((
E+G+P engagement rings!!!
G+P awards shows scenarios w famous gf!!
G+P+E+J+D chubby gf!!! loml!!!
G+P+E+J+D sad gf moments ::””((
P+E+G happy birthday sex ;;;)))
P+E+G+J+D seeing u in suits oof
ALL (the boys) on whining, praise, n edging
ALL on marking up and dirty talk
P+E breeding kink ;;;)))
ALL+bonus Tim Murphy dancing around at 3am
Other
groupie thoughts ::))
mob!prof!Gwil thoughts (from @borhap-socials au)
rly lil short deaky BODY LANGUAGE thoughts,,,
#queen#she has a voice!!!#bohemian rhapsody#new blog#john deacon#john deacon x reader#joe mazzello#joe mazzello x reader#film#not queen#deaky#nut#undrafted#patrick murray#pat murray#pat murray x reader#dear sidewalk#gardner langway#welcome to the i wanna fuck poor gardners brians out club#gardner langway x reader#my angory boi#the pacific#eugene sledge#eugene sledge x reader#asks#drabbles#blurbs#hcs#headcanons#masterlist
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