#IM SO NORMAL ABOUT GUY GARDNER

[arcade-writing]

They're morons. The safety of thousands is in their hands and this is how they behave. I love them. They are tormenting each other with each breath and they will not stop.

@arcade-writing Guy/Feste but make it an outfit swap!

it was a slow day and Guy was bored when he decided to use his ring to change his outfit into Feste's and imitate him. Only to have Feste do the same and change his outfit to look like Guy's usual uniform in return. Guy approves greatly.

they're also making googoo eyes at each other. of course :)

[heartsongss]

three. we heroes.

masterlist.

a/n: guys im putting up a poll soon for the love interest because its a bit of a Choice and I want ppl to like it so watch out for that gang

One week later, you find yourself catching the train into Gotham. It’s 6:30, and the train is surprisingly packed for the time. You figure that even in Gotham, where rent is permanently cheap, people need to make a living. Insurance, and all that.

You chew on your nail, eyes watching the entrances and exits everytime the bus stops, but no monsters climb on, staring at you hungrily. Just more humans, blissfully unaware of the horrors hidden even further into Gotham’s heart. Would they run in fear, horrified by the odd contortations of monster flesh? Or would they accept it. Gotham is the home of human monsters, after all.

What is an empousai to Bane? What is a hellhound, all angry and drooling blood, to Killer Croc? Nothing. It's just another beast out for their blood.

The bus hitches to a final stop and you get off, near the heart of Gotham. Camp owns an apartment they use as their Gotham home base. You’ll start the Cull here and end it there, too. You wonder when your family will arrive. You know that they found out last night, as you watched through the windows as they climbed into a Camp van.

You were in bed by the time they got home, carefully ignoring the sound of them entering the house. Distantly, you could hear their whispers. Not the full things, only small snippets of conversation that relate to you.

“...(Y/N)...”

“It doesn’t….”

“...Weak!...”

You fell asleep to their thoughtlessly cruel words that night, and you made sure to be out far earlier than they’d be up waiting for you, intent on spending as much time away from them as you can. Hopefully, the Cull will save you from them. Maybe they’ll forget about you all over again, letting you fade into the background again, nothing more than the normal one.

You open the door of the apartment complex, hurrying through the halls and into the elevator. You press the button for the fourth floor, watching blankly as you pass the prior numbers. It’s all so close, now. In just a few hours, you’ll be fighting for your life. All of Gotham will be asleep, ignorant to the real monsters in their home city.

You’ll protect them all.

From block to block, borough to borough, you’ll keep them all safe. The elevator stops, and to step out to walk to the apartment door. You fiddle with your keys, unlocking the door and sliding in. There’s a few dim lights scattered about, illuminating eleven figures.

Katie Gardner, Travis Stoll, June Woods, Clarisse La Rue, Mary Leblanc, Will Solace, Lucy Black, and Jamie.

Your eyes widen at the sight of your friend. You had no idea that he’d be here today! He smiles tiredly at you, doing a two finger salute in a greeting. Smiling at him, you go and sit by his side. Clarisse stands just as you sit, looking out at you all.

“As you know, some of the Justice League will be involved in this year’s culling. We’ve supplied them with Celestial Bronze weapons, and Lady Hekate pulled the mist from their eyes. We’ll be working in groups of six. Three Demigods, three heroes.”

You nod, fiddling with your bracelet. You’ve named it doron, for gift. It was the first thing you ever got from your mother, and your most cherished. It’ll protect you well, tonight. You look to Clarisse, raising your hand.

She points to you, silently telling you to ask your question.

“Who’s working with who?”

“I was getting to that.” She says, deadpan.

You scowl at her, chewing on her lip.

“Katie, June, and I will be with the Flash, Wonder Woman, and Superboy. Travis, Mary, and Lucy will be with Batman, Wondergirl, and Red Hood-” You sigh in relief, “And (Y/N), Will, and Jamie will be with Superman, Impulse, and Nightwing.”

Fuck. Fucking shit. You try not to let the panic show on your face, reaching out to clutch at Jamie’s hand. He squeezes it reassuringly, tapping his foot in a panicked beat.

Clarisse barrels on, uncaring, “We’ll meet at eight today and get everything in place. Ensure they understand we’re doing it our way, never theirs.”

She takes it personally, you can tell. Something must have happened during the discussions. You don’t care much, though, a bit distracted of being on a team with your older brother. Your eyes flick to the clock. It’s seven. One more hour before you’re face to face with your family, walking them through the yearly massacre held in Gotham.

You’re so fucked.

・┆✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆・

Wonder Woman is leading them through a recap. Discussing do’s and don’ts, how they differ from baseline humans. She’s particularly focused on Bruce, who’d made the mistake of condemning the demigods who had killed.

He said they were cruel, and that nothing - even winning those wars - warranted so much death on their part. He said they should be jailed.

Clarisse, Dick thinks her name was, was royally pissed. She had turned on him, eyes wild, and spat, “Do you have it in you to lock up your own child?

The room had gone silent. Clarisse, breathing heavily, stared hin down and said, “(Y/N) did the most damage out of all of us. They fought for their survival. For our survival. You want to persecute them for that?”

Bruce hadn’t been able to answer. Mostly because Clarisse had been led out of the room and hadn’t returned. That was when Wonder Woman had taken over, explaining (Y/N)’s ancestry. She admitted that Clarisse would have known more, and she’d try to get her to talk the next day, but she hadn’t been with Wonder Woman this morning, apparently with the demigods in charge of the Cull.

Wonder Woman was still talking, saying, “They’re unconventional. They’re used to fighting with what they have, so they’ll probably make use of their surroundings. Including you.”

Dick nods. Bruce, beside him, grunts. His hands are clenched, tightening in a rhythm. He’s stressed. They all are, really. They hadn’t thought (Y/N) was so… scarred. They hadn’t even noticed! The poor thing must have been so scared. They couldn’t go to their family for help with the monsters following them… They hadn’t even been to camp! What if they were homesick, those summers spent away?

He frowns. Jason bumps his shoulder, looking at him through his helmet. Jason had taken it hard. It was different, but he knew what it was like to fight. He knew what it was like to be so scared, but unable to do anything but face it. It’s horrifying. 

They can fix it. After all this, they can talk to (Y/N) and fix it all. They must be so tired! It’s okay, though. Because they can rest with the family. It’s okay.

Diana’s voice filters through his senses again, “We’ll be meeting them at their safehouse in half an hour. From there, we’ll help with their preparations. They’re setting up some seals to keep monsters in, and preparing the spell to put most humans to sleep. That will happen around… twelve? one? It takes them a while to prepare themselves.”

They approach the Zeta tubes. Diana pauses, looking out at them. Her eyes stop on Dick, Bruce, and Jason. A silent plead to stay calm, a silent message.

They are strong enough.

“You remember your groups? Good. Gods help us all.”

[gilverrwrites]

Do you think Guy will ever be emotionally vulnerable with his partner?

He seems way too cocky and into his self image and himself in my opinion.

Disclaimer, while I've gotten really into Guy as of late, I'm still working my way through his backlog of comics. I'm also not well rn so I'm struggling put into words what I want to say.

Yeah, I really do.

I think a lot of his ‘im the best’ mentality is a coping thing. He tells himself that over and over cause he's been compared to others, and made to feel like 2nd best for a lot of his life. Its like an affirmation. I don't think he really, truly believes he's the world's greatest hero, not even that he's the best lantern, but he is the best ever Guy Gardner cheerleader, and he has to be cause nobody else is cheering him on. Plus, at the least it's definitely a bit for him, like an in joke that he doesn't care if you get or not. Guy doesn't give a shit what 99.9% of people think of him.

He wasn't raised in an environment where he could be vulnerable, he didn't have anyone to lean on in that way but, even before he became a lantern, Guy helped people. And not just because he’s willing to do the stuff others won't. He went to college to get degress in psychology and education, he worked as a teacher and a councillor. Those aren't things to do if you only care about yourself.

He was cagey and but touch and go with Ice but ultimately I think he legitimately loved/cared about her. He made concious efforts not to change, but to bend for her; stepping outside his comfort zone, containing his anger until more appropriate times so as not to spoil her enjoyment of things, learning Norwegian, talking to her about things he would normally bottle. When she came back to life and they got back together they took things at her request.

This isn't to say ‘oh Guy Gardner is a secret soft boy uWu 👉👈 fluffy hair retriever’ cause he is not.

He is cocky. He is brash. He is stuck in his ways.

But he's not a total narcissist, and I think he does want to love and be loved, with someone he can be vulnerable with, you just gotta be able to vibe with him as he is and not expect him to be somebody else. He's not inflexible, but if you have to bend so much that you're brittle and no longer resemble yourself then you're with the wrong person. He also needs time to trust and to acclimate. If you're not used to being vulnerable with with people, its not something that will just immediately click overnight, you've gotta work at it.

If you don't want to read all the comics he's been in but you're interested in discussing him romantically/sexually on here then please at least read How to lose a Guy Gardner in 10 days

[bruciemilf]

re: the jaime/jason thing

Paco would love Jason so much either that or he'd absolutely hate him and be suspicious from the beginning. either one. Brenda, i think, would like Jason well enough, but I think she'd get along better with Jason's siblings than Jason himself (im thinking Duke, Tim, or Cass). Traci, Jaime's ex, would want Jaime to be happy, even if thats not with her.

Bianca Reyes would adore Jason, and would try at every opportunity to feed him "proper" food. No shade to Alfred, but he's a rich person butler, not quite in tune with the normal folks. When Jason visits, he'll try to help out in the kitchen, and learn her recipes with her, but she'll try (to no avail) to kick him out because he is a guest. He'll end up helping out anyway, but Jaime will just sit at the counter and watch, a stupid smile on his face, which is good because it means Jaime won't mess anything up (unless asked to help with something) but also shows Bianca how much he really does love Jason.

Alberto Reyes would be a little more wary of Jason, since there are mob problems in El Paso that are decently prevalent in Jaime's original solo run and Alberto got caught in the middle of them, which led to his leg injury that causes him to need a cane. However, Jason is good at working on cars, and Alberto owns an auto shop, and the more Jason is around and wants to help out in the shop, the more invested Jaime gets in helping his father out with the business. And anyone who is that good at working on a car and makes his son happy is alright in Alberto's book. It helps that should Jaime get into any trouble, Jason (and the rest of the Red Hood gang) would be there to help.

Milagro likes Jason. He's like the big brother she never had.... Milagro also canonically likes Guy Gardner so i think that bodes well for her vibing with Jason. Jason also totally bribed her into liking him faster with some homemade cookies and a cool knife that she's not supposed to let her parents or Jaime see.

(sorry this was a really long ask! i just know ive seen stuff about jaime interacting with the wayne family but not jason interacting with jaimes family, who i love very much)

PLS! I'm familiar with Jaime's family from the trailer alone, but the ' they don't get out much' tells me everything I need to know.

Jason watches these people be so tight knit and open and playful and he's like WHATS THE FUCKING PROTOCOL?

The Waynes are clawing and fighting their way towards something just like this, of course, but they've never wanted something softly.

Honestly, I love that Jaime's dad (i think) called Batman a fascist? Which just makes me smile, because Brenda DEMANDS Jason brings his family over for a house warming dinner (Jason might have bought them a house...Maybe)

Imagine Jason squeezing Jaime's hand to keep from laughing as Alberto goes on a SCATHING RANT abt batman, arm around Bruce's shoulder as they're having drinks (Tequila for him and apple juice for Bruce)

Also, I love to imagine Paco saw 6'5 Jason standing next to his very much not 6'5 best friend, and the first thing he did was send jaime the hamster eating a banana meme

[ursoself-satisfying]

Ask/Drabble/Blurb/HC Masterlist: 4/19/2019

OK SO this is a compiled list of all the lil things ive written for various boys in asks!!!!!! I plan on updating the list monthly n its v hard to go back n keep track of asks so pls if i miss any let me kno!!!! ENJOY!!!! 

this fts drabbles, blurbs, n hcs for Patrick Murray (Undrafted), Gardner Langway (Dear Sidewalk), Eugene Sledge (The Pacific), Joe Mazzello (himself lol), Queen, current! Brian n Roger, adult! Tim Murphy (Jurassic Park), n probably more!!! ur always welcome to send in more n im always working on more even if i am slow ilyall ty!!!!! 

its not rly organized at all n the titles of the links r vague but i hope u enjoy n it all works,,, MOST R NOT SFW SO READ W CAUTION nothing is marked but this is a warning here,,, some r longer some r horter its kinda a crap shoot at this point but its not like a normal msterlist so ::// but i still hope u like again ily,,,

also this is messy n written mostly in short text speak so i apologize it might be hard to read ::// 

Pat Murray 

me describing pats character in the best detail i can

moving in w pat 

teasing ;;;)))

hes a show off lol (first time seeing him play) 

hes a DOM 

he steals ur panties rip

u sing n he loves it oof 

pats british gf!!!! 

introducing u to the boys (he gets a lil jealous) 

hand holding!!

insecure pat ::””(( 

w a gf w mental health issues ::””(( 

MORE insecure pat omg ::””(( 

he LOVES ur hair lol

fuck buddies pt1 

bELLy bULge 

masturbating lol 

geeky/nerdy gf!!

kink overview lol 

wearing his jersey 

virgin gf aw 

fucking on the field under the stars 

rly,,, hes soft,,

u flirt w another guy 

omg guys he speaks in playlists 

comforting him ::””)) 

intervening when he has a breakdown 

who starts the relationship??

met thru his dad lol 

hes a titty man 

he spanks 

soft aftercare uwu 

he lets U dom ;;;)))

praise kink 

frustrated subby pat 

anons soft pat dream!! 

u give him a massage ;;;)))

film nerd gf!! 

another fuck buddies to proper lovers 

could he sub??

coach dad pat!!!

another subby pat ;;;)))

Pat is sad so u ride him 

pEgGiNg pAt

 Gardner Langway 

lil thing bout u getting him off in public ;;;))) 

hes a SUB 

lil thing bout sucking his dick 

dom n edging short but sweet 

smore edging lol 

gardy n the rain ::””)) 

feeding him strawberries on ur anniversary 

mOmmy kink 

he! cant! help! himself! 

finger,,, sucking,,,,

soft morning sex n his o face 

fellas is it sexy to suck ur friends off 

smore finger sucking its a thing 

edging,,, again

we let him top for a sec 

he helps u thru a rough day ::((

soft scared gf!!

a FULL day of teasing 

spends all night telling u bout stamps ::””))

riding raw n cumming on stomach OOF 

finding his parents???

some boat logistics lol 

virgin gardy!!!

eating u out OOF 

getting him a new watch uwu

bi!gf n soft gardy getting together 

he gets sad about his parents ::””(( 

being domestic!!

YALL HAVE TEDDY BEARS 

his first valentines w u im crying 

he tops ;;;))) 

facesitting

he leaves his socks on!!!

GORGEOUS CREATURE 

v public gardy ;;;)))

u admire the duke ::””)) 

lil dick appreciation ;;;))) 

his lil WAVE 

lil bit bout thigh riding at a party lol

u kinda leave him hanging :://

soft date ideas ::””)) 

pulling his hair?? oof

catching him getting off 

hes premature but its cute!!!

hiking w our unathletic boi uwu

a lil storyline about getting back together after a while ::””)) 

he sees his parents ::O

gardy eating u out to make u feel better ;;””))

“im gonna c(um)ry” 

tired shower thigh sex whoo

pet names!!!

pubic hair preferences ::)) 

angry sex??? 

Gardy seeing u in a pretty white dress uwu

post movie life 

Eugene Sledge 

pEGGING 

hes a lil spoon uwu 

sLoW RiDiNg 

softly playing guitar for him ::””)) 

he likes to suck titties ::)) 

thoughts on him never wearing his uniform again ::””(( 

fucks u hard after a nightmare ;;””))

going on holiday on a boat?? 

Eugene’s sexually aware gf oof 

Joe Mazzello 

mild priest hcs 

double dates w rami n lucy!!! 

hes touchy 

HS!joe likes ass 

sub joe 

comforting him about his receding hairline rip 

his singer gf!!

he gets ROUGH 

thoughts on romcom!Joe 

(mostly current!) Brian May 

lazy morning sex ah

short random thoughts?? fic idea maybe??

soft moments ::””)) 

i just love him ok 

Current Bri Fucks Me Up: A Mild Weird Thing 

(current+70′s) hand kink anyone?? 

Tim Murphy  

starting off right w pegging 

The Holey Trinity+ (meaning drabbles of more than one person meaning lil bits for each including Pat, Gardner, Joe, Eugene, and Deaky) (ALL=ft. Queen as well as the boys) 

P+G breaking the bed 

G+J ass or tits??

G+J anal lol 

J+P+G comforting u after a bad day ::(( 

Queen Boys w a gf w acrylic nails 

P+E+D domestic scenes ::””))

E+P+G ur preggo omg!!!

P+G jamming out in the car together aw

Clusterfuck crossover anon!! 

G+P+E comforting u when they find u cying ::””((

E+G+P engagement rings!!!

G+P awards shows scenarios w famous gf!!

G+P+E+J+D chubby gf!!! loml!!!

G+P+E+J+D sad gf moments ::””((

P+E+G happy birthday sex ;;;)))

P+E+G+J+D seeing u in suits oof

ALL (the boys) on whining, praise, n edging 

ALL on marking up and dirty talk 

P+E breeding kink ;;;))) 

ALL+bonus Tim Murphy dancing around at 3am 

Other

groupie thoughts ::)) 

mob!prof!Gwil thoughts (from @borhap-socials au) 

rly lil short deaky BODY LANGUAGE thoughts,,,