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[arcade-writing]

Me when ghostie makes their followers view my self shipping bs and how well they feed me. I'm being fed so much scrumptious as always

A little something I wrote for @arcade-writing between his self-insert, Feste, and my Guy Gardner some time ago + a little follow-up and a tiny bonus bit at the end:

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Guy was sent out on an extended mission in space alone, a very important one that was top secret known only to him and the Guardians. Feste was left to his own on Oa, but was given freedom to head back to Earth.. So he did. And for a time, Guy and Feste would send each other little voice messages through their rings.

After awhile, Guy had stopped sending messages.. Feste sensed something but he wasn't really sure what it was, so he kept sending voice messages to Guy. Messages checking up on him and giving a little info about what Feste was up to, whether Guy cared or not. Telling him about his aid with the Justice League and others. He occasionally even checked in with the Guardians to see if they had any information about Guy's status, well aware they wouldn't tell him much, but he still asked anyway. Anything to kill time.

As well, he'd repeat the messages Guy had sent, just to hear his voice again. That stupid snort and laugh. The little names he'd call him. He'd do this anytime he got lonely.. which was more often than he'd care to admit.

Feste's messages had eventually slowed down after a year had passed. The last time he sent Guy a message was a little over 2 months ago. He missed him.. So he sent one last message--

..but then it happened. A little ping on his ring. A message. It was Guy. He sounded even rougher than he usually did, he apologized greatly, saying he'll fill Feste in on what all happened, that he was heading back to Oa, and for Feste to wait for him at their favorite place at a specified time.

"This message'll prolly get t'ya before I do, though, heh."

Feste couldn't believe it. Hearing his voice again.. a wave of emotion and relief washing over him to know Guy was alright. And that he was to be back so soon, too.

So, he got himself ready for that date. Come the time, he set out to wait as promised, even sending a message back to let Guy know he was waiting.

Guy is a little late when he finally arrives.. Feste didn't care. Heck, he could hardly breathe and stand being able to see Guy again after so long. Guy didn't say anything, he just simply reached into the collar of his GL vest and tugged out a necklace hooked around his neck with a bog toothy grin. Rings from the other Lantern Corps hung from it like little fishing trophies.

All but one ring color was on the necklace. Red, Yellow, Green, Blue..

Guy stepped forward, his uniform changing from green to.. pink? Feste's eyes widening in surprise, his mind trying to process everything as it occurred. Guy now wore a custom Pink Lantern uniform.. the ring was on his left hand, explaining why it wasn't on the necklace.

"..I've listened to all your messages you've sent. They've kept me grounded when I had the red ring. the yellow.. I'm sorry I wasn't able to send you any messages… I didn't want ya to worry.. didn't want you to hear me in such a state. Luckily.. the Pink Lantern Corps was my last stop on that mission.. Heh. As much flack as I give ya.. the love really helped pull me through it.. and I got this pretty little souvenir to ke--"

Feste collapsed to his knees as he rushed over to hold Guy. Tears falling and his aura flaring up, his hair had never been curlier. Guy was surprised and fell down to his own knees to check on Feste who simply babbled in response.

"..You really missed me, huh?" Guy says, patting and holding Feste close. "..It's alright, I've missed ya, too."

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Guy & Feste sharing a meal and Guy is just prattling on and on and on and-- about the whole mission. The battles he fought, the food he tasted, planets he saved, how hard he kicked Sinestro's butt, how he won a fight with Atrocitus (it was actually a respectful truce), etc etc. He's getting so animated and loud.

Feste is watching, listening, and eating every word. He has never been more maddeningly in love with a man in his life.

---(Bonus)---

(italics = Arcade's comments)

all I can imagine Guy, purple blood on his knuckles (idk it seems alien) and acid blood that red lanterns have dripping out his mouth. Panting and all crazy eyed as he just had to fight some people and then he just sits and listen to voice notes and it's just Feste trying to cook whilst talking and him screaming about the water being on fire

Local angry man listens to his clown of a bf be an absolute loser Because when Guy isn't around - Feste loses all charm and "I'm so cool and collected, so suave" air

Guy sitting on a cold rock in space, battered and bruised and bloody and so tired. Holding his Green Ring up to hear Feste's messages. He is miserable in his Red Lantern attire, but hearing Feste talk about some friend's he made in the Justice League in Guy's place, about the food Feste made..

Guy finds it super soothing. He can picture everything clearly as he drifts to sleep to prepare for another busy day of his long extended mission.

[arcade-writing]

They're morons. The safety of thousands is in their hands and this is how they behave. I love them. They are tormenting each other with each breath and they will not stop.

@arcade-writing Guy/Feste but make it an outfit swap!

it was a slow day and Guy was bored when he decided to use his ring to change his outfit into Feste's and imitate him. Only to have Feste do the same and change his outfit to look like Guy's usual uniform in return. Guy approves greatly.

they're also making googoo eyes at each other. of course :)

[arcade-writing]

My reaction to this masterpiece. I say I'd eat all your art but this? This I'm eating without chewing. Shoving it straight into the throat

Within reach

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This is quite literally been my issue recently and it's been making me hate being aroace. I hate that when I talk about my future where I'm alone; no partner, no kids - just friends and maybe pets. I'm told it sounds "incredibly lonely" and "sad".

Like no, you're making it seem like that.

Once I stopped being a child who just copied what everyone else wanted and liked and actually started becoming my own person - for so much of my life when imagining my future it was simply just living alone. In a cottage or just somewhere further away from people. For me just simply moving out was a fantastic thing - which is due to my home life at the time but even now when that issue is no longer present. I still imagine my future alone (alone in the sense of no roommates and no romantic partner)

I've grown to just teach myself to not care so much what others think. People simply won't get it but it's so frustrating when I talk about the fact I won't follow the standard conventions of having a family or a romantic partner I'm always met with people telling me I'll change my mind (even people who know and understand that I'm aroace and what that is/means) or that I just sound lonely.

They act like it's some sort of punishment. A death sentence.

I just despise it all. This attitude the world has - the devaluing of friendships. I've been told so much lately that someone prioritizing their partner will always happen and I just need to accept and cope with that. And I am but it's so unfair. Its unfair that I could be someone's best friend, someone's #1 and we could have a platonic bond that is so strong and id still be shoved to second place if not more than that because my friend got a partner. Like our bond meant so little.

It's just all so so frustrating.

being on the aro spectrum would be a lot easier if being single wasn't made to feel like a literal death sentence

[arcade-writing]

Genuinely this PISSES me off so hard when I see this happen in fandoms. It's like you're only an acceptable aromantic/asexual (as they do this with both labels separately too) if you can still follow the convenient norms. Like yeah! Some aroaces CAN be like that but here's the thing, most depictions of aroaces are NOT like that. They are shown to be disgusted or uncomfortable by these things to show that they are infact aroace. We typically do not have characters, or atleast I hasn't seen any, that in the show/movie/book go into the nuances and spectrum of these things.

It's usually "I'm repulsed or uncomfortable by sex/love/both" and the audience will go "WELL THERE ARE AROACES WHO DO ENJOY-" SHUT UP. this character doesn't apply to that CLEARLY. there has been no signs that this character is like that and so you are just being disrespectful to their identity. You just can't handle not having your little ship and also you clearly don't have any real respect for this kind of identity if you can't accept it when it doesn't follow your societal rules.

As an aroace who has had my identity questioned a few times due to my lack of repulsion to these things, it just pisses me off so much. Like, whilst I am a "no love, no sex" aroace - I will do things like queer platonic relationships. Kissing, hand holding, intimacy, ect. Because I like doing those things. I enjoy physical affection and feeling close to another person who I see as a friend or I can enjoy having no strings attached and have a mutual agreement with someone. Because either way as long as both parties are understanding and consenting and can handle it, why can't people explore these things? To still get things we want without having to force ourselves into relationships we'll never be into it.

Love to all my fellow aromatics and asexuals who are repulsed or just simply indifferent. Love to the ones that'll try it out. Love to the ones who do date and have sex. Love to all of y'all. 🫶

Fandoms are a mess and tbh I kinda just stop being apart of them. My fandom spaces is my brain and my friends. And it's because of shit like this and also the other toxicity that swarms around. People have made having interests be like fast fashion and a kill joy.

the way fandoms are desperate to make all aroace characters romance and sex positive but then dont do anything remotely similar to any other identity is astounding. hmm i wonder why

PLEASE dont derail this about shipping characters of other identities please let this one post be about an aroace struggle

[arcade-writing]

I literally made mine in a rush and didn't even bother to do more than 1 layer which is unusual for me but I did draw this as soon as I woke up and COULD NOT be arsed to do my usual drawing process so ignore how messy it is.

But the Deadpoolsona in question. We are literally twins - clearly you can tell by the fact we both have big ass weapons and are silly. ✨

@arcade-writing made a deadpoolsona and for whatever the heck reason my brain latched onto the idea and I was able to come up with this for myself.

Oh, to be an irl cartoon. Defying all laws of physics and more.

No kill. Just goofs. :>

[arcade-writing]

I CAN'T HELP BEING SLEEPY OKAY??? IM JUST BUILT LIKE THAT

@arcade-writing fell asleep last night so I doodled a bunch of little pictures of him being sleepy and silly lol

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+ my live reaction

Training break 💖🌟

@ the Pokemon fandom: Wikstrom, am I right, guys?

[arcade-writing]

OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRY

He's just a lil guy

🦦🐾

[arcade-writing]

*EATS IT*

I love you SeaFoamSloth. You are my fav

SeaFoamSloth, but make it a D&D au--

FINALLY Got this finished!!

[Folivora Lore post]

You can never have too many magic users in your party. :>

My initial design for Acedia before I reworked it:

[arcade-writing]

When I look at him an impossible amount of rose petals rushes by

my magnum opus. I will never draw anything as good as this ever again in my life. I've peaked.

( @bioeiectricity / @arcade-writing )

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Stop putting 'free Palestine' on posts about Sudan I'm so fucking serious.

Sudanese people and Palestinians are not interchangeable just because we're Arab and / or Muslim. I cannot believe I just saw a post where a Sudanese person asked for help for her family and someone image ID'd the family as 'Palestinians'.

The post talked about the situation in KHARTOUM please do some bare minimum reading I'm begging you.

[arcade-writing]

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[arcade-writing]

How intimidated do you think trans women on this site feel to even speak up about their being banned at all anymore after what the CEO did to predstrogen and the ways that staff has continued to allow administrative punishment of random trans women, who rightfully email staff asking why they got murked, who in response get an email typed by an actual human person waving their hand around going, ohh don't you recall? You were weird and sexually strange once. I know you know what you did. You've read our TOS. You know we have rules against being sexually strange. You are so naturally implicated in your own execution that we won't waste our breath even explaining why this happened to you. Don't worry, this wasn't random- this was premeditated by a real human person and we've all reached a rational conclusion together, us here at staff and what could have just been one spiteful person or an army of TERF Pinkertons, and we find your assuming of the latter to be quite disrespectful. Think of all the kind, compassionate people on staff who're wishing really really hard that this kind of stuff stops happening. Think about how sad they must be that you're saying all this mean stuff about them. They're just following orders!

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It's pride month so I feel like it was my duty to be gay

Green lantern cock rings WHEN?

+ some discord madness from me

Guy Gardner has been giving me BRAINROT.

Kinda graphic thirst rant warning ⚠️

From the window to the wall. I want to take him Amazon style. Cowgirl. Pegging. I wanna be pinned full nelson. I wanna have his arm around my head and keep in place as he shows me why he's THE man. In every position. In every room. In every surface. I wanna come out of a room and it looks like the nick choice awards with much 'slime' is all over the walls. I wanna be on top. I want him to be on top. We can take turns.

I'm not a ball guy. Never been a fan of them, I tend to imagine they don't exist but for him? Have them rest on my face with the rest of his chubby short dick- do I think he'd have a tiny? No but maybe 4/ just about 5 inches but girthy. Below average but thick. IDC if he got foreskin or how much. He can be snipped. I just want him. I want this dick. I want his ball smacking against my ass when we fuck. I wanna be surrounded by him and unable to escape that ugly mug.

I wanna bust up his nose more than it already is from how much ill ride it till dawn. Yee fucking haw I need him.

Comic version. Animated. Hc. Fanon. Movie. Life action. Even with the dumb stupid buzz cut he keeps getting when the bowlcut is the superior look - I WANT HIM!!!!

I want him ugly. I want him nasty!!! I want him pathetic. I want him at his worse and at his best. I don't wanna fix his dump truck ass. I like it rotten and when he sucks. I like him when he's an asshole! Be an asshole to me!!! PLEASE!!!!

do I also want him whimpering and pleading. Being soft and sweet?? Yes but I'm someone who likes being treated like an object and a sack of shit. I like being told him a dirty whore and I don't deserve anything more than to get my hole filled. I LOVE YOU GUY GARDNER BUT I WANT YOU CARNALLY.

He plagues me. Literally.

His cum? I bet he's as drippy as a his ring. I know that cock drools and he probably busts fast from the lack of action he gets. Anything that isn't his hand instantly has him drooling and twitching in your hand, mouth, hole - whatever you use. I bet he has stamina. He's a trooper and god damn that will power is strong. He can and will keep going. It'll be so gross - you will be sticking to each other. It would sound like someone sucking on jello with every thrust. That room will stink of sweat and sex that can only be drowned out by two cans of old spice and a large fan to an open window

I want him to bully my body. My soul. My spirit. I want him to be a slob and have the audacity to offer a cute charming smile after.

Oh he struggles to be vulnerable and hides behind anger? Okay, bruise me and tell me in your own way that I'm specifical. Let me sing your praise and scream you're the best Green lantern in the galaxy as you're literally slamming into my guts.

No sex? No problem. I'll hold him tight and kiss his face. I'll stroke his hair and let him cry whilst pretending I can't hear it for his own pride. I'll do it. I'll take it all. I want it. Give it to me.

I FUCKING LOVE GUY GARDNER AND DOWN BAAAAD

Man. Just say it's like a sparkler. Constantly flaring up and burning bright.

Don't need to make it weird sbsvsjsv

[arcade-writing]

worried that about donating to palestinian escape gofundmes instead of organizations like careforgaza i know are vetted; any tips for telling if one is legit?

Usually if an account reaches out to you and their tumblr page is a shit ton of popular posts all reblogged within minutes of each other, with a fundraising post pinned that was made maybe 45 minutes ago, it's a sign they're a scam (and are spamming reblogs to make themselves look more legit). Go to Operation Olive Branch for funds to donate to - their team is thorough when vetting funds and they have hundreds still waiting to reach their goal.

[arcade-writing]

kept forgetting to post these, but here, some silly scenarios and out-of-context moments & more with (my) Guy Gardner & Feste that I wrote up for @arcade-writing :) ;)

==(Warning: This is an EXTREMELY LONG POST)==

--(tfw you start shipping your friend's self-insert with canon.. Guy/Feste is so real and official in my heart and soul cuz it's so funny, and I really wanna share some of these snippet things I wrote cuz they're just too good to keep to myself)--

(Anyways, when I say this is long, I MEAN IT)

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Guy: Guy Gardner works alone! Ain't nobody worthy of workin' alongside me, you'll all just slow me down--

Feste: -walks in-

Guy: the ONLY guy worthy of workin' with me is sweet cheeks, here! -puts his arm around Feste's shoulders, giving a little squeeze, and kisses his cheek- I ain't accepting ANY offers. Ain't nobody could or ever WILL replace my best man!

Feste: ❔❔❔❔❔

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Guy: Can I stay the night with you? I don't have the energy in me to go to mine. I just…… I just wanna….. cuddle for awhile… if that's alright with you…?

Feste, realizing just how bad Guy is doing: I will destroy whatever made you this way, just give me the word… but after we've had some sleep. You look awful.

Guy: ..Thanks.

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Guy slicks his hair back and upwards one time at the beach, it's all wet and he makes a joke to Feste like "Hah, whadda y'think of my new hairdo?"

Feste looks like he's gonna be SICK. The utter horror that Guy did his hair in a way that looks like how Feste has envisioned in his nightmares.

Feste storming up to him, smacking his head and then quickly ruffling the hair until it sits like a bowlcut again and then kissing him and holding his face firm to look at him like "NEVER do that again."

Guy is confused and flustered, but he promises.

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Guy: You wanna go blow up some asteroids later? I wanna see what that ring can do!

Feste: Oh, it's a date!

Guy:

Guy, faltering, ears going red but his face isn't: What

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Guy: So why're you called 'Feste'? is it like some kinda self given title, like an ironic wordplay for the fact you're a Pink Lantern? I thought all you guys were supposed to be all 'ohhh la de da, mwuah mwuah I love life, I love you, and you, and you, and everything~' but you're more like when love festers and dies.

Feste:

Feste: ………Yeah, haha. yeah that's totally the reason. Pretty cool, right? festering love…

Guy: Yeah.

Feste: So what about you? Why's your name 'Guy'? Sounds pretty generic and bland compared to your gaudy personality.

Guy: GAUDY?! WHY YOU-- Ergh.. No. My parents named me that. Guess I was just a disappointment to everyone since birth. Hah.

Feste:

Feste: Are you okay, Guy? Do you wanna talk about it?

Guy:

Guy: ………..No. I'll be fine.

Guy:

.

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Guy, puffs out his chest: Well now I'm THE Guy. The Guy everyone talks about! I'm THAT Guy! SO my parents can SUCK ON IT. ~'PathETIC PUny GArdnEr'~ is no more! If they could see me now, they'd be soiling their pants at what I'm capable of! I'm doin' more work savin' the world and more than that lousy old man has in all his years as a cop!

Feste:

Feste: Are you done?

Feste: Guy……have you ever considered your parents are idiots and their opinions don't matter?

Feste: do I need to kill them for you?

Guy: I thought you guys didn't kill?

Feste: I can make an exception.

Feste: I killed out of love and star sapphire has tried to kill Hal, I think I can kill your parents

Guy: Hal probably deserved it. Ah. Nah. Y'don't gotta kill'em. For all I know they're probably long gone by now, or on their way out, at least. Haven't seen or spoken to'em in years.

Guy: Good riddance, I say.

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"Feste of Earth, your heart is so very lonely. Come. Join us and you will find your heart full once more in time. There is a great sense of love within you. With us, we shall help you to unlock that potential, to feel what it is that you desire. You will. find Love."

Feste: I'm sorry. W H A T

Star Sapphire: Feste of Earth, allow me. -leans down to caress his face and read into his heart and mind-

Feste: uhhhh uuhhhhhhhhhh

SS: I see what it is your heart desires. We shall heal you. This may take some time, however, as the universe is vast.

Feste: huh?? okay???

Guy Gardner on earth just stepping out of the shower:

Pink Ring: Guy Gardner of Earth--

Guy: WHOA HOLY &^#@$&@^#$^$@#?!??!

Pink Ring: --You are whom we seek. For there is one who is need of you.

Guy: The @#^$&# are you on about??

Pink Ring: Come. Accept this ring and see for yourself.

Guy: ..You gotta be ^&#@%&# me. I already got a ring -walking to retrieve the green ring on the table- I think I'm good now #%^$@# off--

Pink Ring: I am afraid you have no choice. This is an emergency of the heart and soul.

Guy: WAIT WAIT WAI--

Guy gets YOINKED by the pink light and the ring nestles itself onto his wedding ring finger, his outfit changes and he gets portaled to Feste.

Guy's Pink Ring: Feste of Earth. Your heart and soul's match has been found. May you both find comfort in each other's love.

Feste & Guy:

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Guy: I got a scar from taking an imitation toy parachute for a joy ride when I was 8. didn't go so well, got a scar on my head from it, you wanna see?

Feste: you what

Guy: Yeah! Look! I jumped off and landed wrong, snagged my head real good-- check it out!

Guy: -brushes his hair out of the way and leans down so Feste can see the scar-

Feste: I thought they hit you for stealing it-- that's kinda disappointing.

Guy:

Guy: How dare you.

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Feste sits in his room, getting ready for a surprise night out with Guy. He tossed out some verbal hints, but never right out said where they were going, but Feste could only assume it had something to do with cowboys. Still, Feste was going to dig through what he had to find something to fit the theme.

He was halfway dressed and digging through his dresser when he heard the door open, a sound of boots with the spurs that one could never mistake following suit. Feste looked up to see Guy leaning on the door frame with his arm, the other propped up on his quirked hip, legs crossed. He was dressed like a fancy cowboy, green suit with matching stetson and all. The tassels swayed from his movement.

"Y'ready, par'dner? We're gonna be late if y'don't get yerself dressed. C'mon, we're goin' to a rodeo bar. It's hoedown night an' they got th'bull out. Y'don't wanna miss that, now do ya?"

Feste shuddered at the accent Guy was putting on. If it weren't for their date, he'd have half a mind to jump him right then and there. Grab that stupid bolo tie and matching belt buckle, too--

"Come on, Feste! Don't tell me yer gonna be wearing just some jeans and a t-shirt. Don't you have anything, y'know.. more appropriate?"

"Why would I have--"

"Y'know what? I'll buy you one on the way! Get your shoes on and grab your stuff and let's go!"

Guy was a little too excited for this.. it was kind of cute, Feste thought.

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Feste in the Lantern break-room one early morning, pouring some juice or whatever, they hear the door open and glance to look, but it turns into a double whiplash take as they see Guy Gardner walking in completely shirtless in only his boxers, a pair of ridiculous socks, and some slippers. he's shuffling in yawning, stretching with one arm behind his back while the other is scratching that happy trail from to navel to waistband.

bro doesn't even acknowledge Feste, just cracks open the fridge after scratching the light shadow on his face, grabs a carton of milk with a cheap tape and sharpie label on it with his name and starts chugging it, free arm resting on the top of the fridge door. he finishes, puts the cap back on, stuffs it back in the fridge, shuts the door and FINALLY looks over to see Feste.

"'Sup.. Didn't know anyone else would be up this &^%$ early." his voice is still groggy and has a slight gravel to it. and for once, he doesn't sound agitated.

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Feste, questioning how this man can even survive, making up theories in his head about how he is and junk when he's back on earth:

Guy, on earth, walking with some lackluster groceries back to his place: -kicking garbage and using his ring to put it in the trash, shouting at a guy for bumping into him and almost getting into a fight about it-

Feste, watching: I was so right

Guy: -sees a kid trying to get something out of a tree on the side of the street- HEY! Hey! What do you think you're doin'?! -runs up and grabs the kid out of the tree-

Feste: Oh no -readies his ring-

Guy: That's dangerous! You could've fallen and gotten hurt or worse, you could've went crashin' into the busy street! You're lucky ole Guy Gardner's got his eyes on this city, kid! Ain't nothin' gonna slide past this Green Lantern! What're you tryin' to get outta that tree anyway?

Kid: -points and looks sad- sorry Mr.Gardner Green Lantern, sir..

Guy: Ah, it's nothin', kid, no worries. I got this, just you watch! -shifts them to his hip as he uses his ring to fly up and gets the thing down for them, handing it right to them- There now, y'see?

Kid, being placed back on the sidewalk: yay! Thank you!! You're so cool!!

Guy: It's nothin', kiddo, now I want ya t'promise me y'won't go climbin' anymore trees like that, y'hear? I don't want any o'you runts gettin' hurt doin' somethin' stupid like that. And.. -squats to the kids height and talks a little quieter- I may be a Green Lantern and we don't feel fear, but don't you go tellin' anybody you heard this, but you got me scared for a minute there!

Kid: Whoa.. Really?! I'm sorry! I promise!! I pinky promise I won't go doin' anythin' like that again! -holds out their hand-

Guy, laughs and gives them the pinky promise: Yeah, that's a good kid! Now run along and play safe!

Kid: Okay! Thank you again!! bye!!

Feste: