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Dca slasher au belongs to @wyervan :]

Yappin under cut

Hehehhe im happy to report I finished some ruff outlines for the fellas ,im thinking about redoing the lineart agin thats why im calling it "ruff" lol also moons lookin at sun he duse not have snake eyes I just noticed it kinda looks like he duse lol . I wasent shure what there wepons would look like +i dont draw wepons alot so ehh .

Anyway hears anouther wip , Ive been crankin out wips scents the day bf crismas eve bc i got my present early and its a drawing tabllit:0 shes so pretty and fun to work with named her blueberryand I hope we can make wonderfull things together :] . Hehhe

also ofc @wyervan you diserve kind words :] anyway l hope you have a lovely time and that im not bouthering u with the amount of lore im giving my y/n also i gess you added to ur slasher au playlist or i just didnt lisen to it fully (bc my phones a lil janky and pauses things when i listen to long) idk why but man you got some good mf songs on oh and i have a suggestion that might fit the fellas its.

slipknot -viruis of life. *and ik its maby just couenceadence but somesongs lind up so well with my y/n and boy oh boy thats what kick started me into the purfume wip( the masks name is purfume bc when i was making it i was inpashent and tryed it on bf the paint was dry and it was aird out from the meltd plastic where i reshaped it anyway the fumes gave me a headake lol i made purfume a in 2023 and have been doing tutch ups and reinforcing it ever scentse :]

@r0tting-rat hheh*seth rogan laghf* so i just read ur kind and lovely tags when i was about to post , im so happy u think that :] and the thing about them in full body in my stiyle welll hehehaha I love when shit lines up lol ,im glad yall like the cuddly fellas, so um hope you injoy them ik its not full body ill get around to that when i get use to drawing them .im still figureing em out :] heheh yay moots lol. Btw i raad youre writing prompt thing fore the slashers and dude that guy so desurved it like dont sell drugs to kid mf .. SELL EM TO ME >:] lol ( just weed and shrooms plz jack ass jake or what ever the loud ass's name was ) i love moons little song and how freekiy cute sun was at the door dude was sutch a distraction lol :]]

Lil tid bit about what i did last night bc I had fun [ affter cut ]

Okay so I was drawing for awhale affter coming back from a eve party at my stepdads moms place ( idk what to call her) and around like 1:23am I got bord and so I walked to the park in my town bc its just down the rode . On my way there someone was playing Abrahcadabra ( good song ) on speekers in there house so I took my earbuds out to listen to it bc it ecod nicely down the street anyway I swung for like awhile whal smoking then went down the wet af slide ( it rains alot hear) and then i just kinnda swang a bit more .i also found gold and silver confetti on the ground whitch i obveusly keepd bc pretty( and it reminded me of the Dca's Anyway i walked around for awhile listaning to misic and "dance walking" awile as in 3 houers and found new trash every time i tryed to leave so i threw it away which i had to walk back to the biger side not far away but still a good bit

( i fucking hate litter) but it started to feel like someone was messing with me bc like when i whent back to the spot i picked trash up from there was new trash . I kid you not there where 12 fuckin burger king shuger packits on the ground and shoved in the crevis of the sidewalk ??? They where full to and i just >:0 who even has 12 unopend packs of burger king suger packiets ???? Why would u even have that ??

[syrupsyche]

HIIIIII guess whove just finished reading the latest chapter of TPTNBH :p (me the answer is me)!!

valjean only speaking up when cosette and enjolras are fighting BROKE me . he loves his children so much im UNWELL !!! Lord give him the ability to connect with them more please please pleaseeeeeeee!!.

i love ur grantaire a lot ! he really is an unreliable narrator (as he should)

cosette stays the best character and i hope she gets to punch enjolras . as a treat :p

im so excited to see where this is going . will valjean learn about les amis de l’abc ?! when r they dying … (<- this is the question that scares me the most) AND WILL THE PAINTING EVER BE DONE!!! oki bye have a good day (its like 8am for you when im writing this) love uuuu<3

getting ur post-reading asks are always the highlight of my week, ade ❤️❤️ thank u sm for loving the fic just as much as i do 😭

valjean angst is something that can be so personal to a 22 year old girl <3 i feel like exploring valjean's role in an enjolsette siblings story is really underrated and while he's not the focus rn, im glad to know his perpetual sadness is noticed! enjolras and cosette only exists to make his white hair even whiter, i fear.

i also love writing grantaire and cosette, as usual :p i need grantaire to be a bit cringefail rn so that cosette can throw her hands up and go "ugh i guess I have to do everything myself!!" before proceeding to punch the living daylights out of enjolras (/j...unless). she hasn't actually gotten a full POV chapter yet so im excited for her to step into the shoes of an unreliable narrator too!!

and yeah im sorry man but they're all gonna DIE sooner or later....hopefully later, after the painting is finished otherwise cosette is going to be very pissed about the commission she paid for 😡

here's a little doodle that i think sums up the latest chapter IMO, only that grantaire WISHES he could drink alcohol but no, he just gets 5 cups of coffee.

[slavicdolls4mangione]

hi jana!! i was the anon who sent you the q and a questions!! thank you for being so sweet and so open minded my love!! i dont think you know how much it means to be!! i love being apart of this community and getting to know more of it's writers!! i love your blog never stop soaring high my love :)) you are endlessly sweet and you deserve the world, truly!!

omg yes !! totally i mean i would define lana truly as someone who knows herself!! and that's why her style and albums are so interesting because they reflect her aura that is strong and rooted in who she is! she's such an inspiration that's why i love her so much! and YES omg ultraviolence was not an exaggeration. dont worry it altered the seams of my life too hehe i love that one def one of my top 2 along with NFR!! i discovered lana through that one and every track hits! born to diee omg!! that one was REVOLUTIONARY !!

thank you so much my love!! hehe that's an understatement ur blog is SOOOO amazing !! wow!! i love your language journey :))) that's amazing!! it's so cool how you can become closer to a people by learning their language!! i love talking to u omg ur so cool hehe thank you so much for this !!

omg YES! i LOVEEE book posts!! i always reblog them when my favorite writers response to my asks of book recs hehe <33 books are a way to my heart thank you SO MUCH for sharing!! i always gain gain gain whenever i read and ill def look into the books you mentioned my love!! im always looking for new worlds and perspectives to jump into thank you for being so helpful <3

dont worry my love totally understandable!! :)) that sounds SO call hehe "oh yeah i go to college in a small town in france" UR LIVING THE DREAM IN THE FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE!! of course i dont mind!! put yourself first always my love and im lucky that you were open minded enough to respond hehe and im so thankful :)) <33 YESS it was up for grabs and you took it yes girl get that baggg !! i love that actually that sounds so much like heaven!! this is so interesting and it truly speaks about what kind of person you are - someone so interesting and substantial and genuinely willing to discover the world around them :)) you're so admirable!! YES DONT WORRY im a math and chemistry hater... ugh i literally get triggered when those words suddenly appear..

that's beautiful my love!! monet is an amazing painter i love his journey and how he was apart of an art movement that was considered unconventional and ugly at first !! ohh degas is absolutely beautiful !! totally shocked by how he managed to capture the whole moment but in such a soft way !! those paintings are amazing angel thank u for sharing!! omgg!! new york im so glad you got to go i hope you enjoyed it there!! and the met too!! ahh!! im so happy u got to experience it :)) YES the louvre is such a mantlepiece of historical and revolutionary art literally a manifesto that humans have been creators for so long i love that!!

YESS i love this community so much because of that!! i feel like all of us are like a mini family hehe holding space for that opposites attract !!

YES MOTHER!! we a little family now dont worry thank you so much for your sweet response :(( literally i had heart eyes threatening to spill while i was reading !! i love getting to know people you writers and blog owners have lives that i believe is beautiful in EVERY way and so interesting because of the amazing style and character you guys possess !! thank you so much again for your response my love you truly made my day today :(( please stay safe and drink lots of water!! dont forget to put yourself better!! i hope you're enjoying your studies, the book you're reading, and lana's music !! <33 art will find you like you found your passion for writing and art and being a kind soul in general!! have an amazing day dont forget to smile :)) <33

wtf anon you almost made me tear up YOU’RE SO SWEET AND KIND 😭😭😭 this community is such a breath of fresh air im so glad to be part of it <3333

yes!! lana is so special, no matter how many new artists debut in the industry i always find my way back to her, like you said her aura is just so beautiful and unique ugh i love love love her, her songs resonate so much with me, i just think she encapsulates the mind of a woman so beautifully but tragically at the same time. i recently saw a tiktok of a beautiful girl and she was lip syncing to ultraviolence and she captioned her video “how do i explain to people that this is how my soul sounds?” and i was like okay it’s like i literally ghostwrote this bc SAME.

i’m so glad you liked my book recommendations! please feel free to leave some for me as well, i really want to read more this year but i don’t know where to start and although thrillers are my favorite genre i’d like to explore others 😭

you’re so so sweet to me :,) your words have truly warmed my heart and made my day so thank you, i can tell you’re just as beautiful of a person inside and out and a joy to be around even if you’ve written to me anonymously <3

i hope you have a beautiful day lovely anon, sending you lots of hugs and kisses <333333

[kirbyluvr63]

OMG, THANK YOU FOR THE RECS!!!!

i love how much thought u put into each recommendation. i don’t have a lot of experience with formula 1, i must confess, but my absolute best friend&soulmate is OBSESSED.

i decided to read some of her fanfics so she could have someone to talk with, but her fav ship Oscar/Lando, did not do it for me…

my favorites drivers are Max and George, and in this flavorless landoscar fic, there’s some lestappen that i got interested in… so my friend recommended me lestappen fics and i actually liked 2 of them!

but when i went digging the others they were all… kind of lame? not well written, way too dependent on references and the kind of work that is only enjoyable if you’re a super fan. and with max and charles, i didn’t see a lot of meaningful or interesting plots, they all follow the same recipe (and are very ABO, even the ones that aren’t…) and yeah they’re hot ig but where’s the internalized homophobia??????

i’m quite obsessive with fanfic, so when i read one it must either be AMAZING or from a ship i like so much i don’t care about its quality (i just wanna visualize them in different scenarios in my head).

i’ve noticed from ur posts that we have similar taste and opinions (both in f1 and fanfics), so i knew you wouldn’t disappoint me! i’m really glad u recommended me fanfics with my fav drivers without knowing it hehehe and i love pretty much all those themes you mentioned.

i’ll check them out and tell you about it! wait for me.

the pleasure was all mine!! i love yapping and recommending things and please tell me ALL about it, seriously.

it's funny you'd say landoscar bc i also don't really care about them, maybe it'll be less bland now that they're starting to kinda hate each other hahaha

i tried to read some carlando fics bc it's the more popular ship with carlos but they all try to paint carlos as the one who'd be the pining idiot and that's just not reality, sorry, carlos' too hot for that. i'm very annoying about characterization, lol. i discovered that i just don't really care about any ship involving lando.

i could feel the "the others they were all… kind of lame?" in my SOUL. f1 is the first fandom that i've ever been that sorting by bookmarks on ao3 Does Not give you the best fics. there's some, sure, but the first pages are also littered with some veeeeery whatever fics. i can understand the appeal of lestappen and i like rivals to lovers (i like brocedes and prosenna for fucks sake) but they just don't have the angst necessary for me to don't find it bland. they have the inchident whatever, but brocedes and prosenna have... EVERYTHING!! (i also dislike abo lmao but i have a bigger enemy... royalty aus. why the fuck are there so many royalty aus in f1 fics?? lets come up with something else like i love aus where they still work on the paddock but as a mechanics or physical therapists etc)

to me, the dynamic between max and daniel is much more interesting: the age gap, the young prodigy/old 'washed up' pro duality... how can you not like it?? redbull could've made them never look at one another again the way they fucked over daniel but they're STILL FRIENDS!! like real real friends. i love them very much!!!

im so happy you like george too!! hes my precious pathetic little deer girlfriend whom i worry about 24/7 <3

i was a bit worried when i was recommending stuff bc i know i don't have the most mainstream of tastes in f1 fandom so im very pleased you asked me specifically bc you could feel we liked the same things :DD

anyways, i'll stop yapping now, i hope we'll talk again soon! :)

[p4r4n0rmal-exe]

I love your art so freakingggg much, what drqwing app do you use??????

*You have make want to draw something even tho i don't know a thing

!!!!!!

THANK YOU!!!!! I TRY MY HARDEST IM SO GLAD U LIKE MY ART :D!!!!!

i personally use Clip Studio Paint! i switched from medibang about maybe 2 yrs ago and im never going back personally, but medibang or fire alpalca are very good alternatives!!!!! both programs ibclude the ability to import your own brushes or get them from their in app brush packs :3

and even id you dont know a damn thing that didnt stop me!!!!!!!! i started from a young age, but even old dogs can learn new tricks, dont let it stop you!!!!! draw those old men or draw those lesbians !! even if u dont post it :3

[wereoz]

YAY when i saw u tagged me my mouth literally dropped open THANKS @belleandsaintsebastian

last song: dancing barefoot!! was so obsessed with that song around… 2022? and about every other time i encounter it

currently watching: twd & the mentalist!! love twd sm i love long series and how they become homey and i love thinking abt constant underlying messages which twd is RIFE with. i am watching this season quite infrequently tho just cuz i don’t enjoy it as much as the others and i have been angry ranting abt it tbh………

the mentalist is quite frankly…… bad. 😭😭 WELL actually idk…… like it has strong points and obviously something abt it hooks me cuz hello i’m on s4 but in s1 & 2 i was like thats so cliched and annoying and that’s literally just police brutality so….. but in s3 i was enjoying parts & building little fantasy worlds abt it in my head & oh my god im obsessed w teresa lisbon & i LOVED the finale because it had DRAMA!!!! but then all the drama surrounding one plot avenue is just SUCKED OUT (imo) in the beginning if s4 so??? and one plot thread was just left so like thats annoying….. and the main guy at the last few minutes of an episode was literally told. i’ve diagnosed u with aspd (well. he said ‘psycopath’ i think but then when he lightheartedly asked a coworker he used the term ‘anti social personality’ so) and its like…. a joke basically so…… thank u very cool. literally that one house autism GOTCHA moment i had flashbacks

currently reading: love and marriage by monica ali, i got it from my english teacher cuz she brought in her favs. it was funny cuz last minute she was like oh no i forgot!!!! theres a lot of sex!!!!ask if u have questions i’m ur pshe teacher!!! very earnest & giggly shes great. i like it so far and the style of writing, im VERY interested in where its going, so glad i’ve found a book i enjoy sm

‘how far we’ve come’, for a competition…… ough i need to pick that up again before time runs out.

fever wake, very interesting to read, especially cuz i always read it before bed , all hazy and tired lmao

lesbians guide to catholic school, just for the mandatory 10 mins reading at my school in english. don’t really like the writing style, but i find the main character, yamilet’s, unique relationship w her family SO interesting. being the second favourite just bc shes a girl, how she reconciles her love for her brother with how frustrating that is, homophobia from beloved family members, and her dad being deported all interest me a lot

current favourites: …..always hot chocolate & whipped cream, my binder!!!!! oat biscuits, pasta, painting in acrylics & just working in my gcse sketchbook in general, collaging, imagining scenarios & fic scenes in my head especially w music, listening to music to and from school, when i make people laugh, that i’ve become more social and less afraid to talk to people,

no pressure tags <3 : @gayfilmbro @preordainedplace (again!! no pressure esp for u!! cuz ik were not mutuals but i love ur blog & art <3 and with it being so hard to find anyone posting abt one deranged movie released 13 years ago it feels like were locked in the same cage already lmao) @1985houndsoflove @thelastdaysofrocknroll @thepunkmuppet @doctorgregoryhouse @pnt03prcnt

[sadistpet]

(( ok, i saw you post a portrayal meme i think and i just wanted to drop in there for a quick minute and do a thing; I AM SORRY IF THIS MAKES LITTLE SENSE I AM SO SLEEPY

oh my lord, where did you come from? like, you appeared one day and the volgin inside me was like 'AY OOP U WOT' and dont get me wrong i need to get on volgin and let these men make love but shhh enough of that a minnie while i talk some waffle;

firstly, your writing is. MWAH. the goOD CUSH. the best cush even? i've seen you talk of your education and like, in my opinion, it goes beyond that. like, i read your writing and im just- i feel as though i should get a hot cup of cocoa and snug up as if i'm reading a book. you're articulate and your words are beautifully written. im no critic by any means (high school level BAYBEEEE) but i can tell you now that when i read your writing, i'm simply blown away by how incredible it is. you can see the passion in your words, the way you describe things, people, places, etc. it's like seeing someone paint a beautiful picture - but with words! (if that makes sense???)

as for your portrayal; THANK YOU SO MUCH. seriously, thank you for showing us raikov. thank you for giving him more than just 'the pretty boy comic relief lover of big scary man'. you've given him so much more, while staying canon, respecting canon and doing canon justice. i think if kojima saw the way that you write raikov, he would give it his blessing because you truly do such a magical job with the character. i always say to people who are passionate about their characters that i love that, i admire it. it excites me seeing writers clearly in love with what they're writing and i always get that vibe from you. and AND as one side character writer to another, straight up solidarity with you, my friend. keep doing a wonderful job (i know u will).

fINALLY cause i have WAFFLED MASSIVELY, you - are so wonderful. seriously, always supportive, always sweet, always kind. i want to pat your head and show u to everyone like that one will smith meme. you're fab and i am SO so glad that we're moot moots. thank you for being so fabulous, i'd tell you to keep being amazing but i know that you will. <3 ))

OH MY GODDDDDS HAN YOU ARE SO SWEET ( CRUSHES YOU AFFECTIONATELY LIKE WHEN RAIDEN DOES IT WITH A SPINE ) YOU ARE LITERALLY SO SWEET IM THROWING UP SCREAMING CRYING

to answer your question of where i came from i was in fact delivered to this world in a very small little basket with pink bows on it and an atomic bomb in my hands. and i found out about raikov because my beloved showed me mgs2 and he loves raiden ( me too ) and raikov is obviously linked on his page and something about him just made me keep coming back. maybe because i am also blonde haired blue eyed love eating whiny mean and annoying. but something about him i just needed to write. i love love love taking neglected characters and doing a 2000s makeover to make them into an actual Character and he was a perfect candidate !

and then i nailed down this url and i just HAD to make this blog ESPECIALLY WHEN I SAW THAT YOUR BLOG EXISTED. OH MY GOD. i was like no now i need to theres a fucking stellar writer here writing volgin. i need to throw raikov at them with all the strength of a baseball pitcher or whatever theyre called idk baseball terms BUT YOU GET THE PICTURE. part of the reason this blog exists is literally because of yours. SO YOU HAVE YOURSELF TO THANK

YOURE SO SWEET since i developed cfs/me in my mid-late teens ive felt my writing has kinda. gone downhill. so it makes me so happy to hear that people are still enjoying what i'm doing ;o; YOU ARE SO SWEET I AM SO GLAD I DIDNT LET THE AVPD WIN AND STOP ME FROM MAKING THIS BLOG CAUSE AUGH. AUGH. everyone intimidated me so much but youre all so so sweet and nice to me i fucking baheem sob sob THANK U SO MUCH. GRABS YOU

[httpiastri]

hey!!! just discovered your posts and IM IN LOVE. Found my new tumblr addiction 🫶🏻 I was wondering if I could ask for a ship with an f1 driver? ♡︎

Well, my name is Nicole and I'm on my way to be an sports journalist. I absolutely love traveling and taking pictures of EVERYTHING. I love dogs (I have two dogs and they're my babies) and art, especially painting and music. Im the sarcastic person in my group of friends, but also the one who's always checking on them and giving gifts for no reason.

My favorite season of the year is summer, I love the beach, the sun, the sand, very much everything about it!!! My favorite colors are red and black, I always wear something with them.

I know know what else to say so thank you sm!!! Love ur posts. BYE🫶🏻

aweee thank u for your sweet words! it means a lot, im glad you like my blog!! 💘 i ship you with charles leclerc!! he too loves traveling and as someone who's been traveling across the world for most of his life, he'll know all of the best places to go. esp during the summer break, he'll take you away on a yacht with his friends, enjoying the sun, going away to untouched beaches and secret spots.

i find charles so cute with dogs. he'd love cuddling and playing with your dogs, they would become his babies instantly. imo charles has a rlly funny sense of humor so your sarcasm would fit him well!! and please dote on him a lot, he deserves a lot of care <3<3

[smoosnoom]

can’t believe that i finally decided to comment all ur works that i read before daily compliments.

“let me steal this moment from you” became my first victim. tbh i haven’t read it since november i think?? and part of my brain which is responsible for memory is too occupied by remembering facts about u so i don’t remember plot sorry. this one is gonna be like the first time 🙏🏻

“If anything, it’s a miracle any of them are still awake and functioning.” no fr. they spent like a week in that uncomfortable van and the first thing they did after returning to hawkins is cleaned the cabin?? not even shower.

“At least it would save the catastrophe of seeing Argyle and Ted Wheeler interact.” ohh, i’d like to see that

“It’s blue. He imagines painting a yellow sun on it.” 🥺🥺 bc he’s yellow and sunshine and lights up every room he walks in. sorry i love him so much

“He wonders if he's more of a monster than a mistake.” ok i had 10 minutes tears break after that 🧍🏻‍♀️ maybe i Am crybaby idk

“He’s pretty sure it’s the first time they’ve laughed together since they’ve arrived back in Hawkins.” poor boys haven’t laughed in Weeks :( i wish i could fix everything for them

will wants to make “smalltown boy” with mike so bad and i can’t blame him. my boy deserves be as far away from hawkins as possible.

“He doesn’t have any time for self-doubt when Mike turns his hand over in Will’s grasp, until their hands are properly entwined” it’s all them. best friends, each other reassurance and safe space, soulmates if u want. i just love them ughhh. that’s why they hits so hard.

“we aren’t kids anymore” omg how do u exactly know where to put references?

“And we got to bury Jonathan in a bunch of sand, which was pretty fun.” oh wait!! i remember ur Fantastic fan art! writer And artist how talented u are!!

“Night Seven” ofc its night seven. love that it could have been 5+1 but it’s byler so it’s seven instead.

“and it seems to be the right move when Mike lets out an appreciative hum” my “naturally good kisser will” agenda never dies. he just knows what to do he didn’t need practice 🙏🏻

“He probably looks like a kissed-dumb idiot.” he is. good for him!

god, ilysm. ur so talented u have no idea. and u make me feel things.

i love that fic so bad and if u like it too u should thank moon for it!!

if it helps i dont even Remember most of "let me steal this moment", every time i click post it's like every associated memory just vanishes from my brain

im glad u get to experience it all over again i wish i could do the same with other fics </3

"the first thing they did after returning to hawkins is cleaned the cabin?? not even shower." U ARE SO RIGHT i thought abt that the first time i watched vol 2 like what do u mean u arent even going to change !!!! u have been in those close for Days !!!!

i almost did write a ted wheeler and argyle interaction . Almost

that is so real . will byers my sunshine sweetpie

HEOEOKPJY IM SO SOSRRY

so real and true ! i need these two far far away from hawkins and HAPPYYY

u get me !!!!!! theyve alwyas been best friends first and thats why they hit so different

oh god not the drawing 😭😭😭 can we pretend that Didn't happen . maybe . my artistry isnt grea t

IM SO HAPYPPYY U NOTICED !!!! night seven !!!! it was a seven !!!!!!!

will is just naturally good at it idk what to tell u . yes he has never kissed anyone Yes he is a loser yes hes also great as kissing . sorry

so honored to have made u feel things <3 alya my beloved it is Always the best day of my life whenever u decide to read something of mine :D

[hyunverse]

you’re so right hyunjin would 100% write you literally anything you like or would just come up w smth new whenever he felt like it. also would def just give you artwork he made for you 🥲. imagine him giving you little pieces of your fave animal or his fave pic of you guys together </////3 god id be in shambles. also i did not realize malaysia was that hot ?? i couldn’t do it i hateeeeee the heat. but then i also hate the cold. like i’ll literally be going to school in -20C weather where i live😭😭 it’s so awful. so spring and fall are 100% my times of the year like i’m always happiest at those times bc the weather is just normal

so true men are just men. i think we got lucky w our skz’s zodiacs. bc changbin is the only leo man that can exist okay 🙅🏻‍♀️ he is nothing like these average ass horrible leo men. he’s bias wrecking me so hard lately like he’s literally fighting w hyunjin rn for the spot. i can hear them bickering in the back of my head 😒😒

ALSO RIGHT i can’t help but baby him 💔💔 same w seungmin i just want to squish his cheeks 💔💔💔 manifesting seungmo forehead rn 🙏🏼. SO IMPRESSED W THE BOWLING BTW THATS AWESOMEEEE. i hope you had sm fun 😋 i’ll have to try it again soon and lyk. most likely i’ll be shit but it’s worth a try. my day was not the besttttt i’m rly stressed out and have a ton of crap going on but seeing ur response made my day ^_^. i saw it and blushed and squealed not even kidding. ur the sweetest you always put a smile on my face. i hope your day is good today :)) i think it’s like 6 am there rn which is so funny bc i’m about to eat dinner. like it’s cool to think we’re doing our opposite routines at the same time. does that even make sense ?? 😭 this is what i mean w the rambling i’m just 💔 LOL

alsoooooo i’m gonna reply to your other post here too and say i’m so glad you moved on from those pos’s. relationships suck and that’s why i read fanfics like yours to fill the void 🙏🏼. i’m jk i’ve also moved on but im a lover girl at heart so not being in a relationship is legit torture. like i just want to talk to someone and be loved and like go on dates 🙄 KISSES AND HUGS FOR U THO you deserve all of them bae <33

- 🐈‍⬛ (spammed again omg what is my PROBLEM ?? you bring out the talk in me and most ppl can’t do that <33 i can’t help it ur too kind)

hyun <3 painting u <3 with a fond smile in his face <3 they don’t make men like him anymore!

malaysia IS hot bae. . . it’s located at the equator </3 spring and fall seems so pretty, especially fall!! like dawggg i wanna be jumping on piles of fallen leaves too mane 😔🙏 dress up cute ‘n stuff. i will be showing up everywhere lookin like rory gilmore 💯 everytime i see an autumn grwm i gotta stop myself from kicking and throwing a tantrum cs i don’t live somewhere with the four seasons 🤸‍♀ -20°C weather is insane i would literally drown myself in boiling water 🧘‍♀

the thought of changjin bickering IS SO FUNNY like those two istg. . . love how hyunjin rejects every single one of changbin’s affections LMAO i always laugh at them. binnie in the samsung ad got the girlies going CRAZY LIKEEEEE. . .

i get the desire to be loved tbh. likeeee feeling loved is so nice but at the same time i feel like i have no mental span for a relationship anymore 💀 i am so busy during the times i am in campus so having a bf wud probably be disastrous for me.

u need to come bowling with me i Will defeat u 💯 LMFAOOO. or maybe you, too, will find out that ure actually a hidden bowling prodigy. u never know ykyk. also yeah timezones are so odd but it is somewhat painfully endearing. . . ? just two people doing opposite routines but still being able to be friends at the same. isnt that so cute omg. i’m sorry your day was crap my love, here i giv u minho pics to hopefully make ur day today better than yesterday’s!!

mwahmwah sending u my love sweetheart <3

[bigbufffluffboizzz]

Who da fuck cares about the stupid shit posting the most non binary insult can I give that exist. U perv, challenge accepted madness untelligible writing with invented words cause you are bored cause you cant sit still for a min without feeling like you got things to do but cant cause its like it chains into event in which vilify you for circumstantial reasons and I just want to throw this whole scenario to the trash cause in my life it just happens 2 time but different people and exactly not the same sequence. But I'll put out there the common denominators. (Please cope with me and math.)

1. Never amounting to your parents perfection only to grow up knowing they have been using you for narcissistic supply and you are just a stupid dumb child fresh out of the oven. Of course you will be perfectly stupid. Nobody is born knowing, we are born to know, grow, own and let go-w.

2.Having a group of friends, there is always one who falls in love or connects with someone who hates you for, idk, my face, "being in the way", threatened by my sense of confidence (hahahah, my sense of confidence, I'm a crippled perfectionist, the kind that will never feel good enough). I know. But that's has never been my intention and that particular person prefer seeing me that way, instead of the other parts in which they dismissed and taken as disingenuous kindness so, it was like a no win scenario specially if they captured the affection and care of someone that also cared about you and you to them. The perfect scenario for throwing the "antagonist" the under the bus. It turned into the point that I started seeing them disingenuous and at that point I think its healthy to start cutting off. Mom kept those friends and it always felt like one upping eachother for no good damned reason. Like, lets compete on who is most miserable. Ok, here take the whole cake you get to eat it too. Stop bothering about that, and start doing a fun activity. Lets not forget the neutral friend in the group who seems like left in the dust in the end of the day most likely experiencing the same shit I go through when that happens but less vilified version. Because they are the witness of all horrors and not being able to do anything about it.

3. A "loving" sister that claims to say she care and that she is no longer connected to those peeps but is still connected who simply didn't care and are happy that you are no longer bothering in thinking all is fine, everyone is doing their own shit. But here's cake, that sister kicks you to the dust and reminds you of how you are at fault for not keeping shit together. Gets angry angry at me when I retaliate but she also does that but nobody comes to shit at her for making someone feel like shit. Hell this dynamic started with mom tbh. "Raise crows so they pluck your eyes out" while we were like... 5? Wtf. Im glad my sister rathers spend time with those friends over me but still. It sucks when she thinks they were right about something because "I'm the one with the problems" but she still relies on me for some essential parts in survivalist colaboration , if she is angry at me, she goes to my younger brother for the same survival need and is also part of this behavioral problem. Hell he is very sick of it too... she sends me all the the nasty winds to me, sure its just wind but its god damn annoying and debree hits my eyes from time to time.

5. My struggles of seeing myself striving while unbothered. Still holding on that probably things can be mended and being able to receive support of morale or effort on changing to co-exist better. A wish that well, this world and its harsh attitude is painted and a NO MERCY, the best mercy is to stay away in the first place. I don't think it was meant to be that way despite the harshness. One has overcome a lot of great adversities to get here...

6.All alone again, naturally. But Im not alone, got the few people I still can contact neutrally. Just have to cope with, I'm more adverse to connect emotionally in a healthy manner. Cause idk, the habits are built upon mistake upon mistake, its like you can break a vase and fix it a thousand times but there will be a point that its no longer a vase. Just a frankenstein's monster vase of what it formerly was. This vase called shared emotions in one pours the liquid of nourishing connection... still pours but, pieces of me still gets lost in the pouring of it hurting the person who Im pouring to.

I do have company... but there are no innocence in my eyes. Wickedness has corrupted and wounded me, but Im learning to smile more despite the loss. And I no longer want to be back in those cycles now that the common denominations have been exposed and inspected. May they be happy with or without me. But I no longer engage in cruel games, I removed myself for that reason. I never wanted this to happen but it did. Things where already difficult to begin with. A bigoted mother and an estranged father with a history of messed up relationships that happened for reasons beyond me yet most likely will be pinnee on someone the moment its brought up, even if its too late and there's no one to blame. Even if I tried everything that I thought I could within the circumstances. So yeah.

"Take responsibility Jimmy. Even if you were the one crashing the ship and making things worse by the same toxic attitude." -Don't be a Jimmy, or Curly

[hoghtastic]

Hey guys, i hope everyone’s doing good :)

I just recently watched vikings & got invested with ivar & later on alex because of his talented funny personality. I was trying to look up interviews from the last year, and all i found was a semi funny alex der alte Antworten 1 zu 1 übertragen hat. I also saw his gf, thought not much about it. Then i discovered this blog & read & watched videos and pictures again, i definitely see a lot of the chemistry things you guys are talking about.

But I have some questions, since im new to alex & this blog; since when is he in a relationship with johanne? What was going on with his ex gf? Are there proofs that johanne is not really a good person or are u just assuming it because of his insta? What is the matter with his mental health? Are him & johanne engaged or is he about to propose?

I’m totally invested into the topic and this Block, thanks for your answers in advance.

Hope everyone has a beautiful day!🌸

First and foremost, hello and welcome, anon! 😃 I'm glad you're enjoying the blog and thank you for submitting your questions, which I'll try my best to answer in a somewhat concise manner:

1. Since when is he in a relationship with Johanne? The timing of their relationship is somewhat controversial, and all we know for certain is that they met and shot "Call me Dad" during the Summer of 2022. Around August, she still had pictures on IG with her ex-boyfriend, Mikal, whom she used to call "The best in the world". But in November, she went with Alex to Paris and stayed there with him after the "From Kattegat to Paris" con. Since her Pinterest was public at the time, people even saw that she had a board called "Paris Outfits" (or something along these lines), meaning she'd been planning this trip with him for a while. Therefore, although we don't know the exact time they started dating, we know that in a very short period of time she broke up with Mikal and started her relationship with Alex, and the two were already dating in November 2022. Although, when asked in interviews, their official version is that they started dating only by the beginning of 2023, which doesn't correspond to the truth.

2. What was going on with his ex gf? I don't think there was anything going on with his ex-girlfriend. If you're talking about Rikke, they dated when they were very young and eventually broke up, but have remained good friends ever since and they've both moved on with their love lives. There was nothing weird about them (at least that I'm aware of). And if you're referring to MK, she and Alex never dated (at least officially), even though he seemingly had a big crush on her. MK too has moved on with her love life, and so has Alex by now.

3. Are there proofs that Johanne is not really a good person or are u just assuming it because of his insta? I do think being a "good person" is somewhat of a subjective concept, and it will depend on the importance you place on people's more "questionable" attitudes. That said, Johanne has had quite a few, which have placed her in a position to be disliked by fans. For instance, before Alex had publicly assumed their relationship, and considering how private and careful he'd always been, she kept posting hints that they were together, like a picture of her at the aforementioned Paris convention, and the fact that one of her best friends "accidentally" exposed their relationship by posting pictures/videos of them holding each other at his party. There was also a story she posted, in which Alex was clearly drunk, and she looked at the camera in a somewhat happy/triumphant manner. This didn't sit right with a lot of fans, because once again, it went against Alex's adamant wish for privacy and the "good boy" public image he'd curated along the years. Another example as to why people tend to dislike Johanne, is the "art theft" incident, during which she posted on IG a painting she'd been working on, although a very attentive fan noticed it wasn't an original idea, but rather a copy of another artist's artwork, of which she had a picture saved in her Pinterest board. When called out about this and confronted with the evidence, instead of apologizing & crediting the original artist, she first tried to pass it off as a coincidence, and ultimately deleted everything, simply pretending it never happened. (As someone who works in the artistic field, it would be expected that Johanne would show more consideration towards a fellow artist, in my opinion.) Not wanting to make this too long, I think it's also worth mentioning the infamous "You snooze, you lose" game Johanne tried to "play" on her IG, by posting a carousel of pictures of Alex during their trip to Portugal with this same caption, and deleting them very shortly after, making it some sort of "prank" towards his fans, as if she wanted to make them rush to get the pictures, otherwise they'd lose them. In addition to these, you can read more examples sent by fellow anons here.

4. What is the matter with his mental health? Alex has been vocal about his mental health in past interviews, and how during the filming of Vikings he had a digestive problem which, due to a tight schedule and his strive for a good performance, ultimately led to a decline in his mental health. According to him, that's why it was important for him to return to Denmark after finishing Vikings — to just take time for himself, among his loved ones, get therapy and overall getting better. And although we can't be 100% certain, he seems to be doing better now.

5. Are him & Johanne engaged or is he about to propose? At the moment, there are no news about them being engaged, nor is Johanne wearing an engagement ring, so it's almost certain that he hasn't proposed yet. Although, he has voiced this intention in past interviews, so it can happen at any moment.

I hope I was able to answer your questions, anon! 😊 Everything I mentioned was posted/discussed here on the blog, so if you have the time to search through older posts, you'll find more detailed info, as well as the aforementioned interviews. And if any of our anons would like to elaborate more on these topics, please feel free to do so!

I hope you keep enjoying & participating on the blog! Have a wonderful day as well! 💖

[hayakawalove]

PLEASE you’re the sweetest of hearts!! leme wipe those tears for kitten uWu! we can put bows in suguru’s hair and tie it up all pretty for the heat! I hope you have cool weather and lots of shade, yummy drinks, and sweet treats <3. I’m rly happy you have lots of time for writing and can��t wait for what’s coming!

In high school i would go travel, practice outside and compete in the midwest for dance in the summer LAWD the heat is real 😵‍💫. Now my aging self will simply perish in sunlight for more than 5 mins LASJSJKSSKSK.

Roblox is saur fun!! I started playing w my bestie during the pandemic and its all sorts of jokes XD. There’s a dress up game I love but the kids vote unfair im like ⁉️ bc how did i get 6th in a 2000s theme as brittney spears in her jean dress 🤨 im being set up i fear!

YESS i will take sm photos and vids! I acc gotta get my hot girl transformation ready since its next week 🗿 I wanna cosplay as ace from one piece for the concert :DD id def send u pics/vids if u wants hehe!!

Thank you again for being your kind, wonderful self and sharing your amazing works!! I can’t wait to yap more about my sugu hyperfixation w you<3 have a wonderful weekend!! I would drop a pic of coquette suguru but mobile asks are so weird to format -.-

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JDJDKDJFK SO ARE YOU! And I agree we should put bows in his hair. I think suguru is very. Doesn’t care OKFKEKDJDOD like I think if you were like suguru :)) can I paint your nails? Suguru :)) can I curl your hair? He’d be like yeah okay. Side note I find it so hot when straight cis men are like that. I think a lot of them don’t want to be associated with femininity, so when one of them doesn’t care what you do it makes me so ODJODJFOEJFK. AND THATS SO SWEET I have been eating so good lately honestly…. I have a very bad sweet tooth so I really need to try. Not doing that KDJDKDJDK i fear it will cause problems for me later on…. IM SO EXCITED TO SHARE THE WRITING WITH YOU!

OH WOW what kind of dance? I bet it does get hot over there. AND RIGHT SIJDKDJFKDK I can’t be in the sun for more than 2 minutes without losing it

IM SO GLAD YOURE HAVING FUN PLAYING IT and that is such a scam cause that is the biggest 2000s outfit I can think of!

ACE IS SO COOL I would love to see pics! I won’t post them if you don’t want me to but I’m sure you will look wonderful! Be safe though, concerts can have some weirdos.

YOURE SO SWEET I am so grateful to have you as a reader! And yes I love talking about suguru with you you just Understand him. I APPRECIATE YOU and HERES A COQUETTE SUGURU it’s very bad but. IDKFKDKDK

[crushedsweets]

OK PART 2

NO NEED TO ASK PERMISSION OR DO ANYTHING LOL if i made some requirement it would be weird imo... plus make it harder to answer asks w/o clogging up my feed...so yk... yeup! same goes for everyone, just send a normal ask, tag it as an emoji, and we go from there LOL. otherwise im way less likely to respond granting permission cuz i feel awkward

best of news for past you. i have posted more kate since i got this. W

IM GLAD I THINK!!!

ur so sweet anon. thank u. HAHA i love her. gotta draw some more asap

THERE R A LOT OF U GUYS... HAHA

he is hell on earth...most foul man.... the smell of BO is unbelievable....

i love when people roleplay werewolves. i think its funny. the alpha in them..

THIS WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY TOBY WOULD BE SO FUCKING MAD IT WOULD BE OVER. IT WOULD BE SO OVER.

TYSM!! <3333 UR SO SWEET THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!

TREAT ?.... TREAT!!!!

its so funny how liu attracts so many gay men and jane attracts so many gay women. who does jeff attract. (nobody)

joey please explain this to me...asap..

TOBY KNOWS HOW TO BEAT BOX I KNOW IT I JUST KNOW IT HE SPENT FOREVER IN HIS BEDROOM IN HIS YOUTH BEATBOXING AND HE SHOWED LYRA ONE DAY AND SHE LAUGHED AT HIM AND HE SHOVED HER AND WENT TO HIS ROOM TO SULK

shes not in my au! if she is, she'd prob just some sort of spirit that wanders about.. maybe only friends with other ghosts

thank you.. i feel...so safe right now.. <3...

explain

DUDE WEEZER COVER ART IS ALWAYS SO FUNNY TO ME YOU SHOULD DO IT. ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH!!YOURE SO SWEET <333

THANK YOU SO MUCHHH <333 i love nina so much shes so sweet tysm

HELLO!!!!! this is a super sweet concept but unfortunately.. im not capable of doing any sort of blank/reader/etc sort of concept cuz im bad at putting in a blank canvas HAHA BUT I THINK I SAW SOMEONE ELSE GET THIS ASK AND THEY GAVE A REPLY SO I HOPE U GOT SMTH GOOD

yes but it will be me x kate

i think so too. his skin would be very unpredictable. some days he'll just get a nice tan, some days he'll burn so bad he gets blisters. sun spots, freckles, moles, beauty marks, scars. he has everything there is to have on his skin. such is life

beyond fucking canon tbh. yeah.

i think you sent this when i asked for people to ask me for nurse ann headcanons AHHAHA but ill try to put out more just in case.

aw wait thats so cute i never even noticed this

AHHH I AGREE A LOT I SUPER AGREE. "running and fighting for freedom" freedom is such a huge thing for toby... "this is the last time i'll cry lullabies" im sure several times in his youth, he swore to god 'this is the last time someone takes xyz (power, joy, safety, etc) from me' . many times he was brought to tears and his dad beat it out of him. now he's stuck with swearing to god nobody will EVER take that shit from him ever again. 'im so tired of walking through this fire' literally . the second he walked into the fire he set when he was 17, he's been living through it every fuckign day he works under slendy and it suuuucks fucking aaaassss....

HELLO THANK UUUU AGAIN tbh i think! i think i'd just throw him into Dina's cult. he'd constantly paint her and treat her as a muse, because she's the center and 'goddess' of the cult. and then, to replicate the slaughter he committed in his university, he would instead mass-murder the cult after dina's disappearance... maybe die, maybe spend forever searching for her. maybe just go to jail after. but he'd def be apart of dina and lazari's story.

I HAVE SEEN DIGITAL CIRCUS!!! hmmm...... i think... kate as zooble for sure. lulu as gangle for sure. brian as kaufmo idk why... ummmm.... jack as pomni. maybe toby can be caine? not very fitting but also i feel like i could force it somehow.... i dunno who would be kinger tbh.

OK I NEED TO CLEAR MY ASKBOX

IM JUST GONNA ANSWER A TON OF THEM HERE SO I DONT CLOG UP MY FEED....

hi >.<

this is so fucking sweet i remembered how happy i was when i first got my car. i cried everyday for a week straight because i was so happy. very glad yall got to watch me get my first car. i spend over an hour in her every day commuting now. LMFAOOO (i named her lindsay btw) ((after tdi lsinday)). im so sorry im late but thank you so much this meant sm !!! <3

you asked me this in august im evil oh my god. anyway i aagree. but i am always inclined to forever think he's a midwest emo guy. twin sized mattress forever

SHE NEEDS AND DESERVES SO MANY.

im immediately inclined to say clocky or toby the second i see time and fire mentions. so ticciwork. my clocky is often a bit messy so she'd be pissed and angry and upset over the sort of war she's found herself in, especially as she sees toby just falling deeper into it. 'my god, was i oblivious?' when she finally realizes toby will always, always put Slenderman before her. frustrating. 'hell stays hungry for a world so weak' natalie is hungry for a good world, but she thinks everyone is too weak for goodness, meanwhile toby is hungry for power so he can make everyone else seem weak. etc. 'they only want you to bleed' they being slendy, operator, zalgo, etc etc etc... power, being a pawn, fighting, using humans as toys in a battlefield, etc etc.. yeah

RELEASE ME JOEY

i genuinely think nina is a really good influence on so many of the creeps. like theyre all assholes, traumatized, refuse to believe in the good in the world, etc etc. but nina is traumatized and still kickin. she comes in like ^_^ hello chat. and i think that, while its still important to feel the shitty feelings, it's really grounding to see someone whos just so .. able to be happy. idk. someone who SEEKS joy, rather than expects it to fall into their lap, and blames the world when it doesnt

this si perfect idk why i forgot about bats for him. gotta get back into this idea

AHHH OK I WILL DO MORE EVENTUALLY i just wanna say thank yewww i think theyre such a good sibling dynamic. like little brothers and big sisters and both being little assholes to eachother but would die for the other. idk. ugh. important to me.

actually this sounds really sweet..... thats funny cuz i was JUST talking to a friend about who i would have EJ go endgame with if i had to, but i couldnt settle on anyone. but liu seems like a good fit for ej. i think they'd be super sweet

ANON ME TOO AHHHH ITS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING EVER. I DONT GAF ABOUT EVIL MEAN 'CANON' SLENDER I LOVE WHEN HE'S A DAD AND WORRIES AND STRESSES. IEPFB AND KASTOWAYS SLENDY>

AH THANK YOU!!! he reminds me of my little cousins HAHA theyre like 10-14 right now and theyre all cuties.... just playing roblox and being mischievous...

THIS IS ABOUT THE BLUSHING NAT DRAWING ISNT IT AHAH OMG THANK YOU!!! i think shes so cute. i know she cant handle compliments. she's either deadpanned 'thanks' or just covers her face and says 'shut up' cuz she doesnt know what to do.

I LOVE HER TOO!!!

GOOD NEWS THEN ive drawn her a handful of times since u sent this HAHA TYSM

you sent like... natobina i think... ok tbh kinda slaps

OK REAL but also when i read it i keep reading it as 'cochina' and i cannot bring myself to name the throuple that </3 HAHA

TBH AHAHA I SEE IT. TOBYS AMETHYST GARNETS NATALIE AND NINA IS STEVEN.

i want jeff to ache in his loneliness

i need to draw connie asap but also THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THE CAR CONGRATS I REALLY APPRECIATE IT IM SO HAPPY I LOVE MY CAR SO MUCH i gotta go vaccuum her..

shes such a cat to me. feline. of sorts, if you will

also good news for you anon, i have also drawn her an ungodly amount of times since youve sent this. LOL

THEYRE MY ANGELS I HAVE MORE OF THEM !!! I LOVE THEM!! AHHHGGG

literally the second that people tell me i made them start to like clocky i am overwhelmed with joy. i feel so much ache when people aren't fond of her bc shes so fucking cool and such a good character and so much fun. so sad that 2015 era creepypasta fandom destroyed her. but im here to fix it...

IM SORRY ANON I BARELY DRAW HIM HES JUST SO BOYISH I LAUGH EVERYTIME I SEE HIM FKAHAHAAH OK OKOK ILL CHANGE ILL DRAW HIM I SWEAR

I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST STARTED DOING EMOJI ANONS BAHAHA u guys r funny

incredibly. happy. to do this to u.

nope! im not too interested in the 2021 nina just cuz i feel like i've seen that character concept many times (not just in jane), BUT if i had to do my own intepretation of her, 2021 nina would be INCREDIBLY immature in like. not a childish way, but an entitled, angry-fueled adult who cannot comprehend anyone else's thoughts/feelings. and thus, would despise OG nina (although within reason, OG nina idolizes the person who killed her family) . but even if there wasnt a good reason to dislike OG nina, she'd be mean. and OG nina would be mad and bitch. and theyd theyd fight. HAHA

I-IF...???????? ANON?

HELD TO THE FUCKING BRIM

[nxtsnw]

!!! WAKASA hes so pretty im so excited to know their fighting style since it was shown previously that his kick is similar to mikey's. Cvv im so excited to see the first gen black dragon in action as well.

Dont get me started w the 😇 theory.. I AM SCARED TO DEATH (ken wakui u evil)

hiiii! YESYSYES WAKASA <3

i'm sure he also taught senju how to fight like him</3 and yesyeyses finally we can see more:)

YEAH ME TOO- ken wakui just stop kill anyone pls,,, still scared to that man. I hope the theory won't come true

[nagipops]

hii I love your blogs sooo much you're really talented (I just needed to say it sorry) so straight to the point, I already made 2 requests to you and I really enjoyed your writing so I would like to make another again. As I'm clueless about what to request I'll just ask for random hcs for konoha 11, idk if it's too much but if so then you can do with Neji (I love him so much), Kakashi and Naruto. Thank you in advance and sorry anything ^^

RANDOM KONOHA 11 HEADCANONS!

FEATURING: naruto, sakura, shikamaru, ino, choji, neji, rock lee, tenten, kiba, hinata, and shino

WARNINGS: mentions alcohol, drugs, food, bugs, and the tiniest nsfw mention if you get the joke. hehe

A/N: AHHHH ANONN this seriously made my day, im so so glad you enjoy my work!! 💖

NARUTO

you know how we all have “the chair”, where we throw all of our dirty clothes onto?

yeah, imagine that, but from the seat to the fricking ceiling

its just a GINORMOUS MOUND of clothes, you wonder how he even goes through that many clothes so quickly???

definitely shoves it under his bed whenever guests come over (somehow)

holds chopsticks really weirdly. but it works.

asked tenten to put his hair into space buns to mimic his sexy jutsu and went around flirting with the village

jiraiya was so proud of him T-T

comes up with the WORST pickup lines

they’re so bad, its almost charming. almost

has gone AWOL multiple times, disappearing from everywhere, just everywhere

it scared you a little, so you searched the entire village for him

you finally found him sitting on the ledge of a cliff, gazing out at the vast sea

concerned and panicked, you cried out to ask him what was wrong

he turned to you with a crestfallen, devastated look on his face and said,

“i bought shrimp ramen instead of chicken ramen.”

you’ve never searched for him after his disappearance ever again.

SAKURA

100% makes origami shurikens and chucks them at you

they are deathly precise and deathly sharp. seriously, how are these not illegal weapons yet???

writes threatening motivational notes to herself on the mirror

“u got this!” “make sure to smack naruto today!” “ino sucks!”

her backpack would always be way too high up on her back. idk why but. it would

does her hair all nice and pretty before she goes out but once she arrives to her destination SHE KEEP. TAKING. IT OUT. and redoing it over and over and over again

like it’s impossible to make eye contact with her because she’s holding a bobby pin between her teeth while braiding her hair

her guilty pleasure would be hostess treats

ding dongs are her favorite. don’t ask me how i know, i just know.

eats the yellow starbursts just to spite naruto and all her haters

loves small lap dogs, she think’s they’re so cute and cuddly

but she especially loves chihuahuas

they’re so feisty and naruto HATES them, so of course she had to go and get one for herself

dresses the poor dog up in little bonnets and jackets and ties its tiny fuzzy hairs into pigtails

she and the chihuahua are not that much unlike <3

SHIKAMARU

this man is a god at shogi but he absolutely SUCKSSSS at cup pong.

is this an ick? idk. but he is absolute trash at this game.

it gets even worse when he’s got a couple drinks in him

tries to calculate the velocity and acceleration and angle and shit but his shot is always a good two feet off BYE 😭

just mutters an “aw, shit” before awaiting his turn again

hates checkers, loves chess

“checkers is for WUSSIES” - shikamaru nara

i said this in another post, but he is Very Good at whistling

like that’s his hidden talent

can copy any tune with the perfect pitch and rhythm

speaking of, he can do really cool tricks with his tongue

like making a four leaf clover, touching the bridge of his nose with it, flipping it upside down, you name it

he has slanted, scrawled handwriting, to the point where it’s almost illegible

wbk he cheats in school SO OFTEN. but he never gets caught. he’s not stupid, he just couldn’t care less about his classes.

thinks weed and e-cigs are stupid, cigarettes are where it’s at

you just can’t replicate the feeling of taking a drag from a cig after a long, tiring day

plus he looks hella cool while doing it B)

INO

teaches the boyz™️ how to braid their hair

like they all gather in a circle around this feisty fashionista and fail attempt to braid their hair

sakura was just fuming in the sidelines

“OI, INO-PIG, THAT’S A DUTCH BRAID, NOT A FRENCH BRAID!!”

yeah, ino 🙄

the only one that can actually do it is neji because a) this man is talented af and b) he’s got the long hairrr

ino probably envies his thick, sleek hair because hE’S a bOy

also asks everyone for their blood type and zodiac signs and tells them if they’re compatible with her or not

and definitely judges you for your sign 😣

“oh, you’re a gemini? hmm, what a shame...”

makes bouquets for her favorite people and kin assigns everyone a flower

only assigns the pretty nice ones to the people she likes (sorry sakura, you’re out of luck)

one of her favorite hobbies is crafting! she’s really good with details and small things so she loves making those miniature dollhouses and stuff

also really good at watercoloring. especially painting flowers and landscapes

also i feel like she would be really good at playing any instrument because of her skilled hands

can play a badass flute solo. period.

CHOJI

would honestly rather die than get anywhere NEAR an asparagus

he just thinks they’re so gross and bitter and NOT SALTY

he always eats his yakiniku a little bit undercooked because he’s way too impatient to wait for it to cook fully. who do you think he is??

whenever he cloud gazes with shikamaru, when asked what he thinks a cloud looks like, he just says some sort of food

“oi, choji, what does that one look like to you?”

“a... yakiniku grill... with... pineapple rings on it! ooh, and a wagyu steak right there!”

he thinks pringles are an abomination to society. where’s the crisp? where’s the grease? where’s the saltiness?!!!

asks ino to teach him how to do his hair all fancy and the two of them devote an entire day learning different hairstyles

it’s his new favorite thing to do now :D

he really likes crayons!!!!

like he’ll write with them, draw with them, color with them, do everything with them

he’s even tried to eat them. he said they tasted good.

definitely had the 128 crayon pack WITH THE BUILT-IN SHARPENER, and everyone thought he was the coolest kid in town

he ate it UP, he even scored some bbq dates with the ladies

i also feel like he loves basketball, and he has a MEAN slam dunk

like his vertical isn’t that high, but the man can REACH

he loves when people laugh at him when he challenges them to a 1v1 and then proceeds to absolutely destroy them <3

NEJI

he seems like a cucumber kind of guy.

just cucumber

like i feel like he puts it in everything; soba, salads, sandwiches, his face, yeah

it’s mellow and cool, just like him!

speaking of, i feel like he lives for spa days and facials

it just lets him be alone in his little cucumber scented world for an hour or two and he gets damn clear skin from it as well

seriously he has PERFECT skin. flawless. not a single blemish. his cheeks feel like baby butts they’re so smooth.

i feel like he’d be a god at solving rubik’s cubes, don’t ask me why

like if anyone scrambled theirs on accident they would just take it to neji and he’d solve it in the blink of an eye

CAT PERSON!!! loves the little meow meows

who are we kidding, neji basically is a cat; agile, aloof, does silly things without trying to, very cute

he just feels akin to the little fuzzballs and he thinks petting cats are extremely therapeutic. good for the soul

he is a golf man. he would take his juniors golfing and everyone thinks he’s uncool. cmon neji let them go to the skate park at least T-T

also very good at karaoke, definitely surprised everyone once he got a few drinks in him since he started serenading you

LIGHTWEIGHT!!! do not get more than one shot of alcohol in him. he will go berserk.

i also feel like he’d really love photography; not taking pictures of people, but of nature

he loves taking a quiet stroll through a pretty forest and snapping pictures of all the unique flora and fauna

it’s so serene ︶ ‿ ︶

ROCK LEE

100% milly rocks everywhere

gai got in on it too once he asked what lee was doing

“is that what all the youthful cool kids do these days!”

they also dab together. a lot

DO NOT BE SEEN WITH THESE TWO!!! you are not associated with them.

definitely is the one breakdancing in the middle of the dance circle at a high school party

he’s mad skilled at it too

headspins and windmills galore

challenged naruto to a dance-off and completely OBLITERATED him

lee then asked if naruto wanted a rematch, this time with one hand tied behind lee’s back

naruto obliged, and he STILL lost

RIP naruto and his fangirls, they all scrambled to lee afterwards T-T

i feel like his favorite subject is science

not the boring physics equations and laws and theories but the fun EXPERIMENTS

definitely has singed all of his hair off one time and he went to gai blubbering to help him grow back his precious hair

but he loves experimenting with different combinations and chemicals to get different reactions each time

created a potent love potion and carried it around with him all day one day

and it was actually working

girls were flocking to him left and right, staring at his lips and his face

he was so abashed at the sudden attention

heck, it even worked on sakura

“oi, lee-san!”

“hehe, yes, sakura-san?”

her eyes shifted downwards to his lips and his heart thumped harder

“hey... lee-san?”

“what is it?”

“you have something on your lip. we’ve been trying to tell you all day but you just winked and blew kisses at us.”

legend has it lee has still not recovered to this day.

TENTEN

has THE prettiest handwriting. and she can write SUPER fast

it’s like a superpower

like she transcribed five pages of a report in less than two minutes with perfect handwriting

naruto is so jealous.

she is also super good at origami! those diligent, accurate hands aren’t just for throwing things

taught sakura how to make shurikens but does NOT endorse any violent uses of them

she can replicate all of her weapons with paper and they can actually function, it’s so cool

made paper kunai knives one day and the wholeee village wanted to get their hands on them

i feel like she’d listen to mitski. idk i just get those vibes

LOVES BIG DOGS!! especially fluffy wuffy samoyeds

like man’s best friend?? no, GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!!

hugs and cuddles and squishes all the big dogs

she thinks small dogs are spawns of satan

sakura and her have definitely quarreled over this

but at the end of the day, all dogs are adorable fur babies, so she lets it slide :,)

KIBA

kiba always looks SO GOOD in photos you take of him, candid or not

like you could just whip out a camera and snap a photo of him at any given moment and he would look perfect

you framed a picture of him yelling at akamaru for peeing inside the house

it’s pure artwork

i feel like he tries to swagger around with his hands shoved in his pockets but it fails MISERABLY and the girls are wondering if he broke his leg or something 😭

kiba just walk normally. for the love of god please just walk normally.

he tries to slump back in his chair really low but one time he slouched way too low so he slipped off of his chair and onto the ground LMFAOOOO

he just wallowed there... in shame...

also.. he LOVES when the girls put makeup on him!!

he tries to act like he hates it. but it secretly gives him so much confidence

not to mention the girls hyping him up are a huge ego boost

okay the inside of his jacket hood is the warmest. thing. EVER!!!

seriously, no wonder this dude is so happy-go-lucky all the time, he’s living in literal heaven 24/7

it’s like you’re sleeping on a cloud inside a warm, cozy bed during a cold winter morning

10/10 would recommend letting him give you his sweatshirt when you’re chillin with a hair tie ❤️

HINATA

always smells like lavender soap. always

also has the cutest pencil pouches with little puppy faces and kawaii things

oH and she has those mini yoobi highlighters, she thinks they’re so cute (and functional!)

everyone flocks to her to try them out and marvel at the cute tiny highlighters

and they try to steal them from her but she doesn’t even stop them because she’s too timid to 😭

naruto goes BALLISTIC over them

she lets him have all of them <3

tennis girl!!! tennis girl.

all of her opponents always underestimate her because she’s so timid and shy and quiet

but she has a KILLER serve

and then she takes her opponents to the slaughterhouse with a complete shutout ;)

she’s really athletic believe it or not, she can beat most of the boys in a mile run and she has incredible endurance

i feel like she really loves velvet scrunchies

she just thinks they’re so pretty and they keep her hair soft so they’re cute and functional

also takes the PRETTIEST notes!!

color codes, dividers, headers, you name it, it’s all super readable too its insane

everyone asks her for her notes, not to study but just to appreciate the pure artwork that it is ^w^

SHINO

shino is SO easy to prank

“how do you catch an eyemaster?” *cue naruto and kiba snickering*

“eyemaster bait. that is because—”

even when everyone’s laughing their asses off, he still continues to explain his answer since he does NOT GET THE JOKE

tried his hand at writing haikus

here’s his best one so far:

“Bugs are amazing. That is because they are bugs. Bugs are very nice.” - Shino Aburame

VERY proud of it, since it took him weeks to perfect

praise it, pls

had one of those ant farms and bug-catching kits as a kid

and he would fill the kit TO THE BRIM. LIKE IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY BUGS.

he loves the little chitters of the different bugs

he had jars of different bugs all lined up on a wall shelf in his room

collects silkworms off of trees and sticks them into his pockets (no i definitely did not do this as a kid...)

HELP I FEEL LIKE he would record a timelapse of his ant farm growing and upload it to youtube with a movie maker title screen that says

“my ants”

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