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sweetsreverie · 2 years ago

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okay but now I need könig in pink!reader’s hyperfeminine room after he comes home from an assignment

🫡 understood

#IM ON IT BABES

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bodygirls · 2 months ago

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GIRL IN SEXY LINGERIE

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mutualcombat · 2 months ago

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*bites ur scruff*

[full on twitter]

#dont be mad at me but um the shirt is fake sorry ):#how do i censor this in a god fearing & satan fucking way?#i dont have the legendary focus to do all of kinktober but if i see mating kink you know im fucking there babes #bg3 #nsft #astarion #astarion smut #ok im gonna go take a nap b #tavstarion #astarion x tav #adriannu: why are you so fucking yolked dude

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bosspigeon · 1 year ago

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so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

#pidge speaks #im so sorry babe but i am a Monster #i am a demon #my burps register on the richter scale #i can burp on command #i used to be that kid who burped my abcs to impress people

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mercystine · 8 months ago

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you 🫵 can kiss 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💋 a hundred 💯 boys 👨⛹️♂️ in bars 🍸🍹✨ shoot 🔫🌠 another shot 💥🎉 try to stop 🚫✋the feeling 🤭 you 🫵 can say it's just ✨the way you are✨🤥 make a new excuse 🗣️🤕 another stupid 🤡 reason 🙄 good luck babe 😘👄 WELL GOOD LUCK BABE 💥✨🌠🏳️‍��

#chappell roan #im eating walls #good luck babe

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me-beef · 3 months ago

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@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high #but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD #i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence #and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking #anyways #this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES #i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards #i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it #i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4 #but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy #it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com #mlp #mlp fim #mlp friendship is magic #mlp g4 #mlp fanart #princess celestia #princess luna #rainbow dash #fluttershy #spike the dragon #zephyr breeze #horse comic #me art #also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it #though it does look. exactly like comic sans #idk how to feel about that tbh #wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh

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wolfienation · 24 days ago

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absolutely hilarious to me that agatha calls rio a bad boy when in reality rio is actually the rule following jock with infinite patience and care who brings you flowers on a first date.

agatha on the other hand is the snarky girl who gets into arguements with her teacher about the smallest details in the lecture and is constantly getting detention for cursing someone out. she's top of all her classes tho.

#she's the bad influence #rio is literally just along for the ride #this came to me because i was thinking about how rio follows the laws of the universe #and how agatha tries to defy them at every fucking term #like no agatha babe rio isnt the bad boy she's the golden boy you take home to your parents and your mom starts planning your wedding #there is fic potential in here but im not a writer so if anyone else wants to take a shot go ahead #agatha harkness #rio vidal #agatha x rio #agathario #agatha all along #kathryn hahn #aubrey plaza #rio definitely has a jealousy streak tho and she will get violent if threatened

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vintage--lilacs · 5 months ago

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Roan of Arc @chappellroan

#chappell roan #the rise and fall of a midwest princess #good luck babe #casual #joan of arc #medieval #lesbian #pink pony club #femininomenon #red wine supernova #im just obsessed with this photoshoot ahh #chappellsource #midwest princess #hot to go #Photography

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justanapparatus · 8 months ago

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shoutout to lesbian drag queens who are also pigs. gotta be one of my favorite genders 🙏

#sydposting #i know im not the first one to make this joke but im having fun #chappell roan #good luck babe #btw if anyone says miss piggy isnt a lesbian because shes in love with kermit. kermit is literally a he/they butch so jot that down

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felisati · 2 months ago

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Sexy teen dance

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bodygirls · 2 months ago

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TEEN SEXY POSE

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jaydarino · 10 months ago

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Sometimes girlhood is matching hello kitty oodies with your mortal enemy

#I have such a back log of jjk drawings i need to upload here #im somehow more active on twt even tho everytime i post i feel like i'm being flayed alive #idk just girly things #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna #sukuna #yuji itadori #itadori yuuji #hello kitty #bnha kept trying to sneak its way into my tags #babe this??? isnt about you????

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stinkrat-aleks · 4 months ago

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you know, I hate to say it, but i told you so!

#cherik #xmen #might make this a self indulgent print bc this song rotates in my head like a rotisserie chicken...its so messy cherik vibes #rARGH #Im working on a version for the other movies #magneto always stops the world just to stop the feeling ♡#aleks art #chapelle roan #good luck babe #xma #charles xavier #professor x #magneto #erik lehnsherr #x men #xmen apocalypse #x men apocalypse #james mcavoy #michael fassbender

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temeyes · 4 months ago

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Gaz is in his anime phase now hehe (a sequel to this animatic!)

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8pxl · 5 months ago

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7 yrs ago it was all a dream, but this yr marks my 5th year of being a pixel artist who supports themselves 100% thru art. kinda crazy to see my dreams to fruition!

#keep striving against all odds babes <3 #like i really cant believe im this lucky #i do NOT deserve this #biggie smalls voice it was all a dream #pixel art #artist on tumblr #illustration #dreams #art

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sixbynine-da · 23 days ago

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What I love about the infamous puppy debacle of 94 is the implication that within five years of immediately partnering up, living together and starting the agency Charles (bc ofc it was Charles) was like 'we should start a family'

#dead boy detective agency #dbda #charles rowland #charles x edwin #imagine the hilarity of the dog just apparently chillin by itself #charles im straight rowland #lmao yeah okay babe

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